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  • Been driving standard for 6 months now :D Intersections on hills to this day can give me problems though.

  • LMFAO!! Love this video

    Taught me the basics of driving stick and cracked me up! :D

  • lol @ 1:09, the bugatti is automatic. fail. good video though.

  • when i go to second gear i dont have to out slowly the clutch?

  • This might sound stupid but what do the different gears mean?

  • i prefer stick shift car because it alot more funnier to drive then driving an automatic transmission.

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  • Loads of traffic in america because of lack of public transit equivalent to, say europe which has excellent public transit, therefore no one wants a manual because driving a manual in traffic is like another job in itself.

  • and now pretty women will love you X) lol the fat lady starts waving her hand

  • yea im amateur in standard but release slowly?! what if you wanna get away from driveway quickly?

  • @MyriadesusTV The faster you put the gas in, the faster you can release the clutch. If you use the gas properly when releasing the clutch, you can release it quickly. Its only if you dont apply enough gas that you will stall.

  • listen at 2:42 really closely and you can hear a faint "whoo-hoo"

  • FAT CUNT! COME BACK HERE!

  • A black person will laugh at you? That's just embarrassing.

  • I have a question, you said that if you release the clutch without pressing the gas the car will move, but I thought that if you do that even if you do it slowly the car will stall. I am learning to drive stick and ive found it difficult but im hoping i can learn.

  • @datpimpinboy thats what i was thinking, but no It will not stall if you hold it at the biting point* once you felt your car starting to move off just by releasing the clutch (DON'T release it FULLY*) Hold it and give it a little gas, now move up to 2nd Gear. it seems that im afraid when im on 2nd gear it will stall too.. but nope i tried it unless you're coming to a complete stop, (always remeber to clutch in before fully stopping*)

    im having my test soon :)

  • @datpimpinboy stall happens when you release the clutch too fast especially in lower gears.

  • @TheHenryTown yea i got it now thanks

  • uhh, when i typed down how to drive a standerd, I MENT FOR AN EDU. TO TEACH ME! IF I DONT, I WILL NEVER DRIVE MY MOMS JETTA!

  • Woman behind automatics are more dangerous than 7 year old boys behind manuals...

  • That guy reminds me of Dane Cook. Thumbs up if you see it too :D

  • yeah really nice video, i only know how to drive auto, but i wanna get a manual car soon (nissan 300zx turbo) not the auto version NO TURBO :(

  • lmao a fresh cup of confidence!!!

  • besides being funny this was also educational, what a combination!

  • He sounds like Bam magera at 3:52

  • I've watched this video 15 times...damn I love fat chicks

  • I have NEVER driven an automatic. I'm just 13 and i learnt how to drive stick in all these how to drive videos. please watch my vid.

    ^^ thanks. and Thanks to YouTube

  • old beater? it looks like a perfecly good saturn to me.  :P

  • I don't want to learn how to drive... I want to see people having a hard time LEARNING how to drive stick...

    There are way too many learning videos on youtube...

  • Only stupid fucks drive automatics.Like that fat slob bitch in the van.Also women should not be allowed to drive.Ever see a woman parallel park?Fuck! Takes them a dozen times.And they still fuck it up.

  • People wouldn't laugh as much if you didn't cry.

  • ya i taught myself how to drive a stick and now im the best driver on earth. LMAO!!

  • it takes time.

  • he passes up a fat chick to pick up another fat chick ROFLMAO

  • my bro owns a 1989 skline which the driver seat is on the right side, its pretty sick but looks so confusing D:

  • pretty funny video!!

  • thank u

  • Greeat film, helped a lot

  • I wish America banned automatics because it a crime how much they charge you for something unnecessary and totally unpractical. In a standard vehicle you can save gas just by shifting different but to do that in an automatic you'd have to keep buying "the next best automatic with a premium" I'd stick to the faster, smarter, better for you.....manual transmission.

  • Now he has to learn how to shift without the clutch. You're not the best driver yet.

  • @n77gh77 Shifting without the clutch doesn't make you a good driver, it just means you're gonna be replacing your gearbox very soon. Why do you think manuals have clutches in the first place? Even professional racers use the clutch. It's there for a reason.

  • @n77gh77 i suck at that, lol

  • @xelementassassin

    Yup......lol.

  • to get into 1st gear do u hold the gas in one spot as you slowly let off the clutch or do u keep giving more and more gas as u let go of the clutch???

  • @rtisunit let go of the clutch gently and not so fast then step on the gas simoultaneously but not so hard and not so soft. just moderate. . .

    and then when shifting to gear to release the gas step on the clutch shift to the 2nd release the clutch gently again and then step on the gas not not so hard again. do the shifting when you reached about 2500-3000 rpm. get it?

  • @kelvs45 yeahh thankss

  • lol look at that fat bitch jiggle when she kicks the tire.

  • not gonna lie...best standard instructional vid EVER lol.

  • Its that easy to pick up a chick? LOL

    I guess Im stuck with picking up the fat ones

  • haha! stupid fat lady!

  • now im the best driver on earth ;D

    lol

    funny and very informative!

  • I prefer standard over auto.

  • he bought a riced out civic. lol.

  • @finalfantasy9291  its an accord

  • @TheAirbusGuy oh yeah i dunno how i got it mixed with a civic lol. the upgraded tail lights i guess. looks like the ones of a civic

  • fat lady is probably driving an automatic..

  • honda civic with a fart can is a better car? lol

  • @StarlightMassacre Actually, It's an Accord, but I see your point.

  • this video just helped me teach myself to drive a standard car. thanks lol now i can get out of this shit hole and go to the river!!! lol yayyyyy thanks who ever made this helpful video

  • i would have rather kept the saturn...

  • i have the same saturn as you, the color is exactly the same nd i dont see that color that much...

  • yea am learning frm this video, i bought a manual car yesterday. n after looking at this, i just went out there and drive my car like a pro. thanks for the upload.

  • ich lach mich schlapp, ist das ernst gemeint???? hahahahahaaaaa!!!!

  • I was about to flag this vid. I thought he was going to pick up/ help that fat chick. What a twist!!!

  • you can also do this while stopping is that put the gear in neutral then break all the way so that way your can will not stall for example, stopping at a stop sign or the red light then put in 1st gear and go go go lolzzz..!!!

  • Well done! :)

  • Pointless

  • can i start moving like that in a honda civic 1995 hatchback? cause when i press the gas i go to fast when starting.

  • what kind of car was he driving?

  • if u can drive a manual your a moron

  • @skylinekona If you can't spell can't your a moron.

  • @MostUnfortunate nah i dont check my spelling for fear of being e-bullied - lol

    and i can drive a manual so im not botherd ethier way

    cya faggot

  • @skylinekona Oh wow, Another brilliant form of intelligence, "CYA". Damn must be fun growing up in Mississippi.

    Good for you can drive a standard, Almost everyone can. It's not hard at all in fact scientists actually taught a monkey to drive one without the use of the clutch considering he was to short, Be proud friend, By the was I like the way you insulted me with the word faggot, Another spectacular way to show of your 17 word vocabulary.

    Your the envy of the neighbourhood now.

  • @MostUnfortunate stupid fucking american.

    yeah 17,and ive got 4 a levels all c and above what have you got jack shit i suspect

    gf fat piece of shit.

    in regards to ur nations intelligence a 10 year old english kid took ur S.A.T exams and passed - you cannot comment on intelligence

  • @skylinekona See this is why a lot of people hate Europe, For the fucking ignorance spewed out there tart shoving mouths. In regards to my nation, Witch is actually Manchester, England then I moved to Canada we're no different then anywhere in the world, Oh and by the way smart one America has the best universities in the world, And your grammar sucks.

  • @MostUnfortunate manchester is a shithole anyway so yeah ncie one smart guy

    best uni's in the world ha with the ammount of people in america you'd that occasionally a few smarts 'uns would turn up...

    the funny thing is i wouldnt be supprised if you spent 5 mins checking ur grammer b4 posting pahaha

    sad act

  • @skylinekona Yeah, It's a shit hole. Guess that's one of the most desirable places to visit in England. If it's a shit hole may I ask where you reside in royalty?

    And no I didn't check my grammar, I went to one of those things called a school. Seems like you haven't with your shit spelling and grammar. May I ask you why so many people from Europe want to go to American schools? Also, I'm not even defending America I could care less really, I'm from Canada remember?

  • @MostUnfortunate my house is on the outskirts of a medium sized town, and overlooks a farmers field - not im some over crowded city

    i'm doing my a levels & off to uni in september gf smart guy.

  • @skylinekona So your saying where I grew up is a shit hole, yet you live on a fucking farm? Honestly, I'm not even going to respond to you. Theres no point. Good for you your going to university. I've already completed all my courses with a 3.13 GPA.

  • @MostUnfortunate lol lol fresh air is a bad thing, rofl. and farms do not fuck anything smart guy.

  • @skylinekona Sigh, Theres not point in this anymore your just ignorant as fuck.

  • im having a hard time learning and getting every step RIGHT..we are buying a car this weekend..and its a good price and its standard.

  • I am determined to learn how to drive my standard. I hope this video helps. How long did it take people here to learn how?

  • cool vid

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  • i like the guys acting and when he cry's in the car is just hilarious. all in all good video.sweet car at the end

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  • Rosy O'Donald?

  • not gonna lie, this was a confidence boost.

    I think I can do it now, and get my vw bus!

  • he cant drive a standard get an auto

    she's fat... no substitute

  • This is how every "how to" video should be made!!! freaking great!!!

  • i learned how to drive standard when i was 14. but i still need to get my license

  • How the fuck do you stall a standard... wow....

  • @iShaverdian Not that hard to stall but still its not that hard to drive

  • @iShaverdian you let the clutch out too quick?

  • same way most people do when they first learn?

  • Man, i bet that fat lady coundnt even drive a standard.

  • i bet that fat lady cant take 15 steps

  • @clutch432 oh haha arent u so funny! :/ bet ur the cool kid!

  • @clutch432 nor have the energy to shift, that's why she drives an automatic

  • mike your the guy' yeah

  • nice

  • In my country we are just allowed to make the the test to get the license in manual cars, because here the cars are mostly manuals.

    I've never driven an automatic one.

  • good for you douche

  • Was that a normal comment or an ironical one?

    What do you mean with "douche"?

  • @Gehrardt what country you from

  • BRAZIL.

  • @Gehrardt  whats your country? and i think automatics are so boring

  • A standard car is simple as straight line...

  • haha, the cars at 1:07, the Merc and the Veyron don't come with a clutch .... driving stick is cool : )

  • roflmao

  • Funny, helpful vid. Walks you through all the steps nice and slow, and if you are new to driving standard (which I am) it is a pretty comprehensive video. Funny at the end when he says " I taught myself how to drive a stick, now I am the best driver on earth". Lmao. Then the woman in the red shirt kicks her car tire, rofl. Time to go to a parking lot I think, and learn a standard with a driving school. Thanks for the video. Girls here I come!

  • how u stop it tho?

  • depres the clutch and aply the brakes

  • lol i agree with rubbax27 good vid tho

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  • How do you drive an automatic ?

  • like that needs a vid !

  • Are you retarded?

  • lol just LAUGH at the joke kid... just laugh,

  • umm not sure im just not sure i think you put it in d then jam it into the p thing haha lol

  • Put the lever in D (drive), let go the brake and push the gas.

    I can't believe you don't know that. U gotta be joking!!!

  • @Gehrardt loll yea it was a joke.. i hope YOUR joking for falling for my obviously stupid little joke..of course i know how to drive an automatic. :)

  • That's right, man. It was as I thought.

    hahaha

  • I was also joking, man, of course. Actually, I have never driven an automatic, but I know how to do it, of course. In my country automatic isn't so usual as in US. Here we learn at an early age how to drive stick cars - as you, american, say.

  • i just got a job as a valet and i may one have to drive a stick so i've been watch youtube vid all day is that gonna help me master a manual car

  • rhode island!

  • LOL HAHAH

    he said go out and get a new car "or more realistically new to you" lol

  • I need to find a standard beater and teach myself doesnt seem that hard at all.

  • lol. nice vid. I launch a bit differently though. I just lift with my foot with the same results. To each his own though. After I got my Civic and stalled 5 times at the same light, I was determined to get good at standard ASAP. Although it wasn't this vid, youtube helped. 7 months later, I'm waaaay better than I used to be.

  • wow this is an informative video...now i can drive my shelby gt500 like a pro lol

  • lol

  • Damn this video was pretty good and informative.. Kudos.. well done video.. better than actual tutorials on the internet, my car is automatic but i can shift i just had to get the clutch thing figured out because i never drove a standard.. but that shit seems all easy.. good stuff

  • looks like fucking dane cook yo

  • im from gibraltar all cars here are manual theres like 1 automatic and it belongs 2 a criple

  • "VROOM! BANG..... SON OF A......"

  • so lame u all drive automatics in US.. :P in many parts of europe we all drive manual gears, only old people drive automatics^^

  • yeah but what about the brake? lol

  • you cant get the car moving without giving it gas

  • oh... prove it.. i made my car move without giving it gas and its a manual..

  • Just let off the clutch a bit and it will go within idle rotation per minute. In fact, it's slow but, you can lift off the clutch all the way by building up the speed eventually.

  • i was thinking that too...

  • My dad had to teach himself.

  • Really funny...I love the taunting. And speaking of clutches as deep as the Atlantic...I learned to drive (for the FIRST time) on a 1970 Ford pickup truck...Talk about deep clutches! Not to mention a stick about three feet long! ;)

  • "I taught myself how to drive stick... now I'm the best driver on earth..." LOL!!!

    Friekishly lame, but it gets the point across!

    ATM, I'm still learning manual. My dad's '97 F-150 has a clutch as deep as the Atlantic I swear.

  • lol, I learned on the same truck. I know the feeling.

  • i know what you mean

  • Correction: Freakishly.

  • hahah WOOOO Hoooo

  • I have that exact same Saturn. Its my sisters now though cause im getting a truck

  • it's fricknn Dane Cook. hahahaha.

  • i love it he taught him self how to drive standerd n then HE WENT 2 GO BUY A FUCKIN RICED OUT HONDA ACCORD!

  • atleast it looks better than that saturn

  • well this is the american bullshit...people used with automatic transmision so the bottom line is that they can't drive a shit

  • What does being American have to do with it? LOL

  • i learned standard by myslef in 10min

  • good for you

  • thx bro

  • i have to learn how to drive a standard myself, so that next time I am in Austria I can drive one of my relatives car instead of relying on them to drive me around because they (in Europe) all have standard transmission car.

  • na, not all, but many

  • Haha, to bad, that fat bitch can't get her car started. If she had a manual she could start it herself.

  • haha

  • your an idiot

  • What car is the first you use?

  • he was uising a saturn.i know that ,because i learn to drive standart on one of this too :D

  • lmfao at 0:22

  • :32 ROFL

  • standard? u mean standard manual

  • i have a question for a manual driver, does the car only start to move after you realse the clutch the first time? or does it keep rolling forward if you dont do anything

  • it will keep moving like an automatic

  • LMFAO at this video man the driver is hilarious! lol!

  • lmfao at the beginning!

  • Served the fat bitch right! She should'nt have laughed at him!

  • Served the fat bitch right! She should'nt have laughed at him!

  • if you can;t drive manual car don't sit and cry go out and push it down the street,ahahahahahloser,,,lol

  • by driving stick u contol the car a lot more than automatic.

    and in a way its safer too!!

  • I agree with the control, but how is it safer?

  • Well, in bad weather conditions, when roads are slick and slippery, down shifting reduces speed by a lot. Most automatic cars today either have L, for low, or 3, 2, and 1. If it's L, that could just drop down to 1st, and if you are going too fast, you could take the RPM's to the red line. If you have 3, 2, and 1 then it's as safe as Manual.