Ack! Snork reference! I've just been playing STALKER SOC for the first time and I HATE those snorks D: First time one of them jumped at me out of nowhere I nearly jumped out of my chair, and they're so hard to aim at when they get close and start kicking the crap out of you.
Enjoying this LP just as much as all your others, Helloween, you really are one of the best LPers!
Actually in first season of Cryostasis LP your accent was a bit more like Russian (at least it sounded kind of Holywood-movies-Russian-ish). A good example is Heavy from TF2:"She weighs one hundred fifty kilogram and fires two-hundred-dollar [---]".
Recently you sound more like lé French or die German.
guess i should hide here wooooops,, i am frozen and you gave me a water gun do you want some tea? some bastards maybe cofee :P lol get out of here oooh for crying out loud lol you just go fitch owaaaaaaaaaoaoa lol 8:40
...From the looks of that gun, it COULD NOT have been jerry rigged on a moment's notice once the demons started attacking...which leads to the question WHO WOULD NEED A HOT WATER GUN ON A SHIP?!
'Dah. I finally have my hot water gun. Now I can join in weekly water gun fight on deck. Is not real watergun fight until someone gets third degree burns'
Think about it now: Your enemies thrive on the cold. When you hit them, your body temperature literally burns them. You have a gun that shoots them with what I presume is HOT water. Frying bitches ensues.
Hahaha! Are you serious? A gun that uses icicles as ammo?! That's genius! Instead of shouting "Eat lead!" you can say, "Have a cold cup of tea you tosser!" Can't wait to see it in action.
The amount of STALKER references is just gold! its the best part of these videos :)
Get out of here snorks!
Oh god, i fell into the caves once that the snorks live in.. i couldnt get out and i was just being surrounded by snorks and i couldnt see them, only hear.. scariest moment of my life D:
that... thats it for the man that was killed by the glass? D: really?
MEHHAPPIFACE 1 month ago
Man that STALKER reference made me laugh.
Ilikewatermelon27 11 months ago 4
Stalker wasnt scary
was fun
and..you know
from the staaaaaaaaaaaaaars ~
buokopter 1 year ago 3
do a lets play of stalker
HarryAndJoshpruduct2 1 year ago 14
lol headache ship
therealandylives 1 year ago
Ack! Snork reference! I've just been playing STALKER SOC for the first time and I HATE those snorks D: First time one of them jumped at me out of nowhere I nearly jumped out of my chair, and they're so hard to aim at when they get close and start kicking the crap out of you.
Enjoying this LP just as much as all your others, Helloween, you really are one of the best LPers!
PhantomAngel756 1 year ago
should they have an ak47
abomb10 1 year ago
Lol. My screen froze at 4:00- It was like '70s Beard Man
AnOverdoseofZac 1 year ago
Actually in first season of Cryostasis LP your accent was a bit more like Russian (at least it sounded kind of Holywood-movies-Russian-ish). A good example is Heavy from TF2:"She weighs one hundred fifty kilogram and fires two-hundred-dollar [---]".
Recently you sound more like lé French or die German.
xbxlxexhx 1 year ago
guess i should hide here wooooops,, i am frozen and you gave me a water gun do you want some tea? some bastards maybe cofee :P lol get out of here oooh for crying out loud lol you just go fitch owaaaaaaaaaoaoa lol 8:40
thehamzan6 1 year ago
i may sound like a dumbass, but whats a snork?
facerzzz 1 year ago
It's a mutant from the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
It's an awesome game but I guess you havent played it
psycho642 1 year ago
@psycho642 lol its funny cuz i have played it but i guess ive never paid attention to the names of the enemies xD
facerzzz 1 year ago
that is funny...I had so many nightmares with those mutants that I just can't forget them
psycho642 1 year ago
@psycho642 lmao i just block em out until i wake up xD
facerzzz 1 year ago
Helloween, ever had an icicle fall on your head? It, HURTS!
LunaHeartnet 1 year ago 7
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AETrainingDavid97 1 year ago
That is because it is a water cannon.
scholargrove 1 year ago
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AETrainingDavid97 1 year ago
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AETrainingDavid97 1 year ago
Nooo Don't skip story time! Noo!
Hrothulf19 1 year ago
"I have a portipal kettle! Here wants some tea!? Here have coffee instead?!"
lmao
BloodReaperZ 1 year ago 30
6:13
win.
masterpiraka 1 year ago 2
no strobe light warning this time :P
linkassassin360 1 year ago
Hey, hot tea is dangerous. I once spilled a full kettle on my hand and spent the whole next day in agony. And my hand formed huge blisters.
TheWonderfulWombat 1 year ago 2
The water gun is useful against the siren enemies who have big machine guns ,although
it uses almost all of your icicles presuming you have full ammo for it.
tuus4 1 year ago
I hate this new set up for Youtube, they traded useless captions for a set up that I can't figure out
Liberykiller 1 year ago
Get down from there, pseudo-russian.
I think he went more like "GET DOWN FROM TH- Oh hey, you!" *Kapew-pew-pew!*
PwnzorBob 1 year ago
You better appologize!!! D:< :D
Ayame424 1 year ago
The Headache Room 2.0
Pokemonscareme 1 year ago
Is it just me or is the video a little laggy?
TheLadyLumi 1 year ago
Ah Stalker, how I want to play that game again. :D
thedragonb0y 1 year ago
Oh god I figured it out: Anti-Splicer's beard houses a demon that possesses dead people.
Chief889 1 year ago
...From the looks of that gun, it COULD NOT have been jerry rigged on a moment's notice once the demons started attacking...which leads to the question WHO WOULD NEED A HOT WATER GUN ON A SHIP?!
'Dah. I finally have my hot water gun. Now I can join in weekly water gun fight on deck. Is not real watergun fight until someone gets third degree burns'
Heenato 1 year ago 4
Yaaaaay! Nightmare fuel!!
TheThreadWeaver 1 year ago
all these stalker refrences, and we didnt get to se eu play it blind T_T woulda been epic
AbsoluteDead 1 year ago
Think about it now: Your enemies thrive on the cold. When you hit them, your body temperature literally burns them. You have a gun that shoots them with what I presume is HOT water. Frying bitches ensues.
MrIcePho3nix 1 year ago 3
I am pretty sure that Chuck Norris checks under his bed for snorks. :C
DarkSector89 1 year ago 4
lol I love the end =)
fireraven36 1 year ago
That entire scene...made absolutely no sense.
Yomarson 1 year ago
youtube fail (or my brain fail) all i seen was "Let's Play Cryostasis - Pure nig..." i got the wrong idea D=
AbsoluteDead 1 year ago 44
Thats what I thought too. XD
MrPink8651 1 year ago
a water gun, lol just what my helloween needs
katamari117 1 year ago
Water Cannon FTW
ExtremeGamer777 1 year ago
So is that what elevators look like in Swindon then?
ultrahenk 1 year ago
Hahaha! Are you serious? A gun that uses icicles as ammo?! That's genius! Instead of shouting "Eat lead!" you can say, "Have a cold cup of tea you tosser!" Can't wait to see it in action.
CrimsonReaper85 1 year ago 2
helloween4545
you are my favorite LPer
tobiswife 1 year ago 8
nice tags, "oh dear god what the hell is that and why did it look at me AGHHHH "
hiddengnome 1 year ago
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Game looks pretty shitty so far. Oh well..
GCensorship 1 year ago
I'm glad they finally gave some kind of use to all those icicles you've been encountering, instead of just having them being annoying obsticles.
Bluecho4 1 year ago
Last...? lol
hfjdntyu 1 year ago
I said come in, don't just stand there!
Freecell82 1 year ago
The amount of STALKER references is just gold! its the best part of these videos :)
Get out of here snorks!
Oh god, i fell into the caves once that the snorks live in.. i couldnt get out and i was just being surrounded by snorks and i couldnt see them, only hear.. scariest moment of my life D:
240Gromit 1 year ago
@240Gromit That sounds terrifying. You have now convinced me to buy STALKER. :D
guitarboy543 1 year ago 2
I'm only 16 seconds in yet, FANTASTIC! Thats how great it is :D
xXrealismXx 1 year ago
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hotxpants 1 year ago
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epic flail.
TheGamaSannin 1 year ago
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yay im first to veiw!!!!!!!!!!!
i love ur videos
IdioticChaos 1 year ago
@IdioticChaos WE DONT GIVE A S**T!!! >:C
wayTOgame985 1 year ago 3
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@wayTOgame985 heh heh heh
IdioticChaos 1 year ago
I agree with the second statement... the entire "Yay im first to view!" Thing is just childish and old...
TheBlackFox666 1 year ago 7
@TheBlackFox666
Here's an idea: ignore it. I mean, I agree and all, but those comments are on pretty much every video of Helloween's.
SoapyMurder 1 year ago
Oh so true, my friend
TheBlackFox666 1 year ago