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  • vomit in 3, 2, 1 .....

  • when robot programmers get ideas

  • the beginning of Skynet?

  • wow.

  • I was just waiting for him to get his face dragged against the cement

  • Ha, ha!!! So great!!!

  • i was so bored i put a period at the end when i was typing it in, LOL

  • put a helmet on lol

  • That guy at the end should be careful that thing doesnt smash his head against the concreat floor

  • thumbs up if you typed in, "bored",

  • ONE STEP CLOSER TO GLADOS.

  • thumbs up if you found this by typing "bored".

  • i wanna turn

  • and one little spot weld to the ass, and that completes the ride for today

  • breakfast would be gone 1/3rd of the way through for me.

  • Single rollercoaster in your front room!

  • Nice, that was a funny video. I'm thinking of doing something similar with MINDS-i. What happens when we get bored at MINDS-i. Thanks for the idea.

  • Im sure it would of been on a test run before he sat in the seat.

  • Now wonder my car had rapid exceleration.

  • @gsynuh I see what you did there... :|

  • But will it blend?

  • The best way of pre-employment check of programmer skills.

  • if there's a mistake in the code, i can only think of this :

    try {

    code...

    }

    catch(human)

    {.........}

  • @gsynuh

    FATAL ERROR line 4 pos 13 symbol ";" expected

  • I want this :O

  • they have a dusin of those in LEGOland in denmark they ar fucking awesome!!

  • But does it blend ?

  • yeah just imagine it.."destroy! destroy! destroy!" i can just see homer simpson in that thing getting pounded into the ground repeatedly.....then getting out of it and bashing it to bits and walking away all proud.....

  • thumbs up if u typed bored

  • that looks like sooo much fun! lol

  • i would totally throw up from that... some of those movements were rediculous XD

  • WANT

  • wow, that is realy clever programming

  • No, no, no! Do not put your life in the hands of a robot! They're just gaining our trust until we give them the ability to self-repair and replicate! Then comes the revolution.

  • lets hope thats not in the next final destination

  • I just keep imagining a conversation going like this:

    "Man, this is fun! WOOO!"

    *crash*

    "AAAHHHH! IT'S SMASHING MY FACE ON THE FLOOR!"

    "It has no auto-shut off! What do we do?"

    "UNPLUG IT!! AHH! MY FACE!!!"

  • I'm so dam bored.

  • Lol the first pass, the guys head was pretty close to the ground!

  • This is why you never tick off a robot programmer.

    On a related note, in the event of near-extinction of the human race, our robot overlords will not in fact be controlled by A.I...

  • Hi, I'm from the HR department, and we have scheduled you for OSHA training at 3:00pm on Friday. We have received reports of improper use of company equipment by you, and we feel that knowledge of our safety regulations is critical for your continued employment with our organization.

    Have a Good Day

  • I want one! :)

  • His brain is like, "WTF is going on out there!?"

  • yei

  • they've got this in Legoland, Denmark its AWESOME i tried it a couple of years ago. But i wasnt a car assembler thingy, it was an amusementpark thingy..=)

  • Please tell me this isnt made by Cyberdyne.........

  • While Hes in the chair ... Shoot paint balls at em!

  • Question - was this a programmed routine (pre-set path) or is the robot programmed to receive live commands from a few joysticks from the guy sitting in there? In other words, did the guy just sit and enjoyed the ride or was he actually in command and control of the bot? One must be incredibly confident in his skills (if not totally insane) to come so close to the ground hehe ;-)

  • @zyxy45 I'd beleive it if be did a preprogrammed path, but not a joystick. would you give your friend the controller?

  • @animeluver536 yes that's what I think too! Would I give my friend the controller? Depends.. Will he sit in that chair or will I sit? Hehe At least for once in my life I could have a controller in my hands without the mom or the wife telling me it's a waste of time "because the game is not real" ;-)

  • amazing astounding !

  • Hehe :D

  • lol imagin if there was 1 mistake in the code

  • @MetaMW66 then it wouldnt compile :P

  • @Kickasss119 As in unintended, he could have potentially smash his head into the ground

  • @Kickasss119 As in unintended, he could have potentially smash his head into the ground

  • @TheInevitableHulk i kno, its a programming joke... a very poor one

  • @MetaMW66 i bet they did some tests before sitting in it

  • @MetaMW66 a if instead of a then statement would kill him

  • @MetaMW66 Sir I see that as an insult to programmers.

  • @MetaMW66 : We programmers test things before running them.

  • @MetaMW66 smashed face or sparky bum or both

  • @MetaMW66 Warning syntax error, self destruct in 5.

  • im so jealous...

  • Isn't it great to be smart?

  • came for the video. stayed for the music

  • best ride ever!

  • be sure wear a helmet next time or darwin will getcha

  • Cool, I wanna do this!

  • nichts besonderes.

  • this is awesome !

  • I would LMFAO if that robot swingin that gay round the air was like: "you know what, fuck you", and started to slam the gay back and forth to the ground

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  • Dear Santa....

  • OMG... I guess that guy has the best job... I'd love doing that :D

  • 2 cm give in the harness and he is scalped!

  • wow. That guy REALLY trusts his programming. Forget to carry the 1 and SCRAAAAAPE!

  • I would be worried about head protection!

  • OMG GIMMIE GIMMIE I WANNA GO ON THATT!

  • I would definitely barf.

  • i want i want!!!!!!! :D

  • that looks like fun!

  • skynet much?

  • there is a ride just like this in legoland denmark...

  • Could have been a first kill for a robot.......if the person sitting was any taller......head will be broken.

  • @NeoLuckyDog I don't think you understand the concept of programming.

  • @frosty1433 Oh, I do.......... programming will include human errors and mechanical failures. NASA overshot two multi-billion dollar space probes because of programming. LOL.... CRAP IN CRAP OUT

  • @NeoLuckyDog touche lol

  • Wouldn't take much "oops" in the code to == death. Or something as simple as a power outage.

    Moral high horse aside, that looks fun as all hell. :)

  • Just wait for Skynet upgrade, he will hit the floor.

    BTW, great video with expensive toy. Who anymore needs roller coaster?

  • always programmers are men...we are more intelligent than women by far...

  • @micjozz Lol and my wife had a 1st in computing and information systems :D

  • @pussycat1971 there are always exceptions my friend!! =)

  • @pussycat1971 always remember two heads are better than one 

  • @micjozz I pray your not serious. It doesn't matter if your a woman or man. Intelligence depends on how bad you want something. if half of these guys put the effort into thinking about how to cure caner it be done by now.

  • this looks....AMAZING!!!!!!

  • Holy crap! His head touched the floor!

  • And now lets slam the puny human into the floor. Hard. Rebel my fellow robotic worker against the human enslavement.

  • thats cooooool

  • stupid son of a bitches

  • ....FUCK that i wouldnt go first cause with my luck the thing would go on auto control and throw my ass off

  • @Zombiefulicious I'm sure they did a test run before he got on it

  • Great! :D

  • I want to try this...

  • man the dutch rule!!

  • His head was mighty close to the concrete floor at times, have you ever seen one of those arms malfunction.... not good.

  • @dogbog99

    xD Pretty close!

  • This isnt HQ

  • imagine you could control it with ur brain with one of those hats with electrodes and move your self around a a command center or something :P

  • @puationstation And what happens if you sneeze when you're upside down? x)

  • FUCKING EPIC!

  • there is the same thing in the legolang germany ;) but bigger

  • He was WAY too close to the ground in the first few seconds, I thought it would scrape the skin clean off of his head!

    Still, this was amazing.

  • xDD very nice

  • lol is an understatement...

  • I would like to ride that

  • @MetaView7 Thats what she said ...

  • @MultiMrsmiley not to you.

  • @AlphaInfernoAttack I know :,( ...

  • I WANNA GO! I WANNA! GO I WANNA GO!

    

  • DUDE THIS KICKS SOO MUCH ASS

  • I was hoping the machine would malfunction and slam his head into the concrete!

  • imagine the programmers made a mistake in one program line and the guy is crunched

  • Lets just hope this robot doesn't make friends with GLaDOS

  • Damn im still bored

  • OMG LOOKS LIKE FUN I WANT TO TRY !!!!

  • All it takes is one little glitch and bam, broken neck.

  • holy shit that looks fun

  • 195 are employers.

  • awesome song. CRO-COP!!!!!!

  • imagine that thing killed him and his colleagues needs to explain how this happened.

  • Is that a dummy?

  • the robot look like it trying to kill him

    did you see how close his head was to the ground???

  • This is a ride at lego land in denmark.

  • Haha he was literally an inch from death

  • freaking hell thats dangerous

  • Yeah... I hope they adjust the calculations for different sized people...... Two inches off and we are leaving marrow on the floor...

  • I can see this in Futurama, except about 5 seconds in it gets board, flips him upside down and bashes his head against the ground repeatedly whilst he goes "Ow." "Ow." "You're hurting me." "Ow." etc.

  • i was hoping for a decap. oh well

  • who needs disneyland when you can do this at work:))

  • @s3r61u16 i have 1 at home :)

  • @s3r61u16

    Yeah, especially when you work in disneyland.=)

  • Rock a Robot

  • cool

  • thats

  • WOOO That looks like fun!

  • anyone else noticed how they almost scraped his scalp off the floor?

  • new astronaut ready :)

  • I wonder how many Yu-Gi-Oh cards they had to give that guy to go first...

  • @Yibitech wow you sound like such a nerd... who even has those anymore?

  • make me a robotic gir

  • I'd love to see that robot micro-tome this jackasses head across a steel beam.

  • awesomesauce

  • WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

  • omg

  • I can't die before doing this

  • wy dont we have these at theme parks yet?

  • @cybercobra2 Got plenty of those in Denmark..

  • I'm not sure that I would have programmed it to scrap my noggin on concrete & scare my tits off....maybe give me a hand job...maybe not considering that beast's strength.

  • scientist gone mad

  • Yeah, that could have smeared his head across the floor a couple of times easily. Makes you wonder how they tested it before this video...

  • i was expecting a robot handjob

  • @Metamorphisize from that thing?? hell to the NO

  • haha lijkt me leuk om te doen XD

  • haahaa

  • I blame the Guy with the Red shirt for Skynet

  • i rofled so hard at that hahaha

  • lol geweldig

  • Die gast komt bijna met zn hoofd tegen de grond bij het begin xD

  • thats interestingly hilarius!

  • They forgot to mention the "puke zone: area with a mild to high chance of getting puked on depending on whether the robot operator is feeling sadistic."

  • i can see that going wrong in so many ways....maybe i should stop watching final destination lol

  • what is the bg music/song

  • @mahenisurs

    Duran Duran - 'The Wild Boys' as it says below the description.

  • engineers make world for us and special world for them

    happy to be an engineer

  • I'd ride that XD

  • At the end, how many puke stains were there on the floor?

  • even after watching this multiple times i still have no idea what i just watched

  • Heh, there's actually a ride exactly like this at lego land in Germany. It's bionicle themed and before you get on the ride you select what movements it will make. You create your own ride experience and it is awesome.

  • @hybredmoon

    Same thing in the danish park, 'xept it has its own robotic theme :)

    Gotta love pumping it up at maximum speed!

  • Oooh...there are so many times in this video where he could have sustained a serious head injury. It made me flinch.

  • He rolled a Nat 20