FUCK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOUR FUKING BRAIN YOU COCK CUTTERS
IM GOING TO FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND THEN ILL TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND RAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH. THEN IM GONN TAKE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY INTO THE BASEMENT AND RAPE YOU FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES
yeah just imagine it.."destroy! destroy! destroy!" i can just see homer simpson in that thing getting pounded into the ground repeatedly.....then getting out of it and bashing it to bits and walking away all proud.....
No, no, no! Do not put your life in the hands of a robot! They're just gaining our trust until we give them the ability to self-repair and replicate! Then comes the revolution.
Hi, I'm from the HR department, and we have scheduled you for OSHA training at 3:00pm on Friday. We have received reports of improper use of company equipment by you, and we feel that knowledge of our safety regulations is critical for your continued employment with our organization.
they've got this in Legoland, Denmark its AWESOME i tried it a couple of years ago. But i wasnt a car assembler thingy, it was an amusementpark thingy..=)
Question - was this a programmed routine (pre-set path) or is the robot programmed to receive live commands from a few joysticks from the guy sitting in there? In other words, did the guy just sit and enjoyed the ride or was he actually in command and control of the bot? One must be incredibly confident in his skills (if not totally insane) to come so close to the ground hehe ;-)
@animeluver536 yes that's what I think too! Would I give my friend the controller? Depends.. Will he sit in that chair or will I sit? Hehe At least for once in my life I could have a controller in my hands without the mom or the wife telling me it's a waste of time "because the game is not real" ;-)
I would LMFAO if that robot swingin that gay round the air was like: "you know what, fuck you", and started to slam the gay back and forth to the ground
@frosty1433 Oh, I do.......... programming will include human errors and mechanical failures. NASA overshot two multi-billion dollar space probes because of programming. LOL.... CRAP IN CRAP OUT
@micjozz I pray your not serious. It doesn't matter if your a woman or man. Intelligence depends on how bad you want something. if half of these guys put the effort into thinking about how to cure caner it be done by now.
I can see this in Futurama, except about 5 seconds in it gets board, flips him upside down and bashes his head against the ground repeatedly whilst he goes "Ow." "Ow." "You're hurting me." "Ow." etc.
I'm not sure that I would have programmed it to scrap my noggin on concrete & scare my tits off....maybe give me a hand job...maybe not considering that beast's strength.
They forgot to mention the "puke zone: area with a mild to high chance of getting puked on depending on whether the robot operator is feeling sadistic."
Heh, there's actually a ride exactly like this at lego land in Germany. It's bionicle themed and before you get on the ride you select what movements it will make. You create your own ride experience and it is awesome.
vomit in 3, 2, 1 .....
zerocoolNY01 1 month ago
when robot programmers get ideas
adamg354 1 month ago
the beginning of Skynet?
kucinganas88 1 month ago 3
wow.
LadyWickedness234 1 month ago
I was just waiting for him to get his face dragged against the cement
CanJamification 1 month ago 6
Ha, ha!!! So great!!!
luka3rd 1 month ago
i was so bored i put a period at the end when i was typing it in, LOL
missjuliieee 2 months ago
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FUCK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOUR FUKING BRAIN YOU COCK CUTTERS
IM GOING TO FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND THEN ILL TIE YOU TO THE RADIATOR AND RAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH. THEN IM GONN TAKE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY INTO THE BASEMENT AND RAPE YOU FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES
LOL J
4sd2 2 months ago
put a helmet on lol
miniclip5555 2 months ago 3
That guy at the end should be careful that thing doesnt smash his head against the concreat floor
Carbon657 2 months ago
thumbs up if you typed in, "bored",
traxxtwinz 2 months ago 5
ONE STEP CLOSER TO GLADOS.
iShawtrcwbky 2 months ago
thumbs up if you found this by typing "bored".
teddybear97able 2 months ago 19
i wanna turn
jusTice95767 3 months ago
and one little spot weld to the ass, and that completes the ride for today
Burnaby1 3 months ago
breakfast would be gone 1/3rd of the way through for me.
ripelivejam 3 months ago
Single rollercoaster in your front room!
Jexington80 3 months ago
Nice, that was a funny video. I'm thinking of doing something similar with MINDS-i. What happens when we get bored at MINDS-i. Thanks for the idea.
mymindsiinc 3 months ago
Im sure it would of been on a test run before he sat in the seat.
happydude118118 3 months ago
Now wonder my car had rapid exceleration.
elsuperchoriz0 3 months ago
@gsynuh I see what you did there... :|
ChaoTechProductions 3 months ago
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But will it blend?
Mocny97 4 months ago
But will it blend?
Mocny97 4 months ago
The best way of pre-employment check of programmer skills.
ivanov545 4 months ago
if there's a mistake in the code, i can only think of this :
try {
code...
}
catch(human)
{.........}
gsynuh 4 months ago 5
@gsynuh
FATAL ERROR line 4 pos 13 symbol ";" expected
Mayyhhem 4 months ago
I want this :O
magebrin 4 months ago
they have a dusin of those in LEGOland in denmark they ar fucking awesome!!
wepwawet0 4 months ago
But does it blend ?
KLoNDiKeCRaFT 4 months ago
yeah just imagine it.."destroy! destroy! destroy!" i can just see homer simpson in that thing getting pounded into the ground repeatedly.....then getting out of it and bashing it to bits and walking away all proud.....
psycronizer 4 months ago
thumbs up if u typed bored
milfswantme 4 months ago 4
that looks like sooo much fun! lol
GiveMeThePaint 4 months ago
i would totally throw up from that... some of those movements were rediculous XD
AwesomeArgonanth 4 months ago
WANT
Jonatanardensten 4 months ago
wow, that is realy clever programming
sakayaraj 5 months ago
No, no, no! Do not put your life in the hands of a robot! They're just gaining our trust until we give them the ability to self-repair and replicate! Then comes the revolution.
F1NGER 5 months ago
lets hope thats not in the next final destination
ujiklman20 5 months ago
I just keep imagining a conversation going like this:
"Man, this is fun! WOOO!"
*crash*
"AAAHHHH! IT'S SMASHING MY FACE ON THE FLOOR!"
"It has no auto-shut off! What do we do?"
"UNPLUG IT!! AHH! MY FACE!!!"
mene1in 5 months ago in playlist Interesting 2
I'm so dam bored.
intfor18 5 months ago
Lol the first pass, the guys head was pretty close to the ground!
feww420 5 months ago 5
This is why you never tick off a robot programmer.
On a related note, in the event of near-extinction of the human race, our robot overlords will not in fact be controlled by A.I...
mene1in 5 months ago
Hi, I'm from the HR department, and we have scheduled you for OSHA training at 3:00pm on Friday. We have received reports of improper use of company equipment by you, and we feel that knowledge of our safety regulations is critical for your continued employment with our organization.
Have a Good Day
justonpoints 5 months ago
I want one! :)
888WhildChild888 5 months ago
His brain is like, "WTF is going on out there!?"
benner2000 5 months ago
yei
andina18 5 months ago
they've got this in Legoland, Denmark its AWESOME i tried it a couple of years ago. But i wasnt a car assembler thingy, it was an amusementpark thingy..=)
TheEithe 5 months ago
Please tell me this isnt made by Cyberdyne.........
ceelopwv 5 months ago
While Hes in the chair ... Shoot paint balls at em!
MultiMrsmiley 6 months ago 3
Question - was this a programmed routine (pre-set path) or is the robot programmed to receive live commands from a few joysticks from the guy sitting in there? In other words, did the guy just sit and enjoyed the ride or was he actually in command and control of the bot? One must be incredibly confident in his skills (if not totally insane) to come so close to the ground hehe ;-)
zyxy45 6 months ago
@zyxy45 I'd beleive it if be did a preprogrammed path, but not a joystick. would you give your friend the controller?
animeluver536 6 months ago
@animeluver536 yes that's what I think too! Would I give my friend the controller? Depends.. Will he sit in that chair or will I sit? Hehe At least for once in my life I could have a controller in my hands without the mom or the wife telling me it's a waste of time "because the game is not real" ;-)
zyxy45 5 months ago
amazing astounding !
TheKalachan 6 months ago
Hehe :D
leaderfox11 6 months ago
lol imagin if there was 1 mistake in the code
MetaMW66 6 months ago 127
@MetaMW66 then it wouldnt compile :P
Kickasss119 4 months ago
@Kickasss119 As in unintended, he could have potentially smash his head into the ground
TheInevitableHulk 4 months ago
@Kickasss119 As in unintended, he could have potentially smash his head into the ground
TheInevitableHulk 4 months ago
@TheInevitableHulk i kno, its a programming joke... a very poor one
Kickasss119 4 months ago
@MetaMW66 i bet they did some tests before sitting in it
MaCs1313 3 months ago
@MetaMW66 a if instead of a then statement would kill him
NickDunand420 2 months ago
@MetaMW66 Sir I see that as an insult to programmers.
inyourfacesociety 2 months ago 3
@MetaMW66 : We programmers test things before running them.
aligajani07 1 month ago
@MetaMW66 smashed face or sparky bum or both
Horsez4Evaz 1 month ago
@MetaMW66 Warning syntax error, self destruct in 5.
SergeantNugget 1 week ago
im so jealous...
23Blacklight 6 months ago
Isn't it great to be smart?
RADIOACTIVEBUNY 6 months ago 2
came for the video. stayed for the music
EpicBaal 6 months ago
best ride ever!
persevere67 6 months ago
be sure wear a helmet next time or darwin will getcha
sodie77 6 months ago 6
Cool, I wanna do this!
90zlaya 6 months ago
nichts besonderes.
SicMonkeys 6 months ago
this is awesome !
computerjero 6 months ago
I would LMFAO if that robot swingin that gay round the air was like: "you know what, fuck you", and started to slam the gay back and forth to the ground
LordoftheKaty 6 months ago
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LordoftheKaty 6 months ago
Dear Santa....
BrentwoodRedneck 7 months ago 126
OMG... I guess that guy has the best job... I'd love doing that :D
Capacea 7 months ago 5
2 cm give in the harness and he is scalped!
mplungjan 7 months ago
wow. That guy REALLY trusts his programming. Forget to carry the 1 and SCRAAAAAPE!
sax55678 7 months ago 4
I would be worried about head protection!
whoisbid 7 months ago 6
OMG GIMMIE GIMMIE I WANNA GO ON THATT!
TheBlackwingdevil 7 months ago
I would definitely barf.
doktorf1956 7 months ago
i want i want!!!!!!! :D
isa18ca 7 months ago
that looks like fun!
TailsKitsune 7 months ago
skynet much?
RedDotRampage 7 months ago
there is a ride just like this in legoland denmark...
KristianCramer 7 months ago
Could have been a first kill for a robot.......if the person sitting was any taller......head will be broken.
NeoLuckyDog 8 months ago 5
@NeoLuckyDog I don't think you understand the concept of programming.
frosty1433 7 months ago
@frosty1433 Oh, I do.......... programming will include human errors and mechanical failures. NASA overshot two multi-billion dollar space probes because of programming. LOL.... CRAP IN CRAP OUT
NeoLuckyDog 7 months ago
@NeoLuckyDog touche lol
frosty1433 7 months ago
Wouldn't take much "oops" in the code to == death. Or something as simple as a power outage.
Moral high horse aside, that looks fun as all hell. :)
speeddemon370 8 months ago
Just wait for Skynet upgrade, he will hit the floor.
BTW, great video with expensive toy. Who anymore needs roller coaster?
zilog4082 8 months ago
always programmers are men...we are more intelligent than women by far...
micjozz 8 months ago
@micjozz Lol and my wife had a 1st in computing and information systems :D
pussycat1971 8 months ago
@pussycat1971 there are always exceptions my friend!! =)
micjozz 8 months ago
@pussycat1971 always remember two heads are better than one
mrPersonahlity0003 8 months ago
@micjozz I pray your not serious. It doesn't matter if your a woman or man. Intelligence depends on how bad you want something. if half of these guys put the effort into thinking about how to cure caner it be done by now.
CedWii360 8 months ago
this looks....AMAZING!!!!!!
razorheadproductions 8 months ago
Holy crap! His head touched the floor!
Sinimeister 8 months ago
And now lets slam the puny human into the floor. Hard. Rebel my fellow robotic worker against the human enslavement.
paraglide01 8 months ago
thats cooooool
MsHardcorerave 8 months ago
stupid son of a bitches
xD12xSiCkNaStY 8 months ago
....FUCK that i wouldnt go first cause with my luck the thing would go on auto control and throw my ass off
Zombiefulicious 8 months ago
@Zombiefulicious I'm sure they did a test run before he got on it
itsacivic 7 months ago
Great! :D
EXPO21XX 8 months ago
I want to try this...
GameFreak982928 8 months ago
man the dutch rule!!
budsyremo 8 months ago
His head was mighty close to the concrete floor at times, have you ever seen one of those arms malfunction.... not good.
dogbog99 8 months ago
@dogbog99
xD Pretty close!
MasterPetar 8 months ago
This isnt HQ
9inchitaly 8 months ago
imagine you could control it with ur brain with one of those hats with electrodes and move your self around a a command center or something :P
puationstation 8 months ago
@puationstation And what happens if you sneeze when you're upside down? x)
MasterPetar 8 months ago
FUCKING EPIC!
itachipat 8 months ago
there is the same thing in the legolang germany ;) but bigger
SuperKwick 9 months ago
He was WAY too close to the ground in the first few seconds, I thought it would scrape the skin clean off of his head!
Still, this was amazing.
MrFivefivefivesix 9 months ago
xDD very nice
666bruxinha 9 months ago
lol is an understatement...
Reaper957 9 months ago
I would like to ride that
MetaView7 9 months ago
@MetaView7 Thats what she said ...
MultiMrsmiley 9 months ago
@MultiMrsmiley not to you.
AlphaInfernoAttack 8 months ago
@AlphaInfernoAttack I know :,( ...
MultiMrsmiley 8 months ago
I WANNA GO! I WANNA! GO I WANNA GO!
unidentified555 9 months ago
DUDE THIS KICKS SOO MUCH ASS
ddDaaAmmMguy 9 months ago
I was hoping the machine would malfunction and slam his head into the concrete!
0000kris0000 9 months ago
imagine the programmers made a mistake in one program line and the guy is crunched
eldiablo1987 9 months ago
Lets just hope this robot doesn't make friends with GLaDOS
SamLuca5 9 months ago 2
Damn im still bored
5961238 9 months ago
OMG LOOKS LIKE FUN I WANT TO TRY !!!!
heyimbecca100 9 months ago
All it takes is one little glitch and bam, broken neck.
th3blakinator 9 months ago 2
holy shit that looks fun
seb43654 9 months ago 2
195 are employers.
iserenadeyourmum 9 months ago
awesome song. CRO-COP!!!!!!
metallisam1988 9 months ago
imagine that thing killed him and his colleagues needs to explain how this happened.
BobTheTrueCactus 9 months ago
Is that a dummy?
Independentschlueder 9 months ago
the robot look like it trying to kill him
did you see how close his head was to the ground???
legofilmcrazy 9 months ago 2
This is a ride at lego land in denmark.
sk8pirate44 9 months ago
Haha he was literally an inch from death
XtraXtraodinaire 9 months ago
freaking hell thats dangerous
parunoal 9 months ago
Yeah... I hope they adjust the calculations for different sized people...... Two inches off and we are leaving marrow on the floor...
TKVRPRJCT 9 months ago
I can see this in Futurama, except about 5 seconds in it gets board, flips him upside down and bashes his head against the ground repeatedly whilst he goes "Ow." "Ow." "You're hurting me." "Ow." etc.
Syniqal 9 months ago 2
i was hoping for a decap. oh well
i2lazy2tinkofaname 9 months ago
who needs disneyland when you can do this at work:))
s3r61u16 10 months ago 139
@s3r61u16 i have 1 at home :)
zweefvliegerNL 8 months ago
@s3r61u16
Yeah, especially when you work in disneyland.=)
Storouv 6 months ago
Rock a Robot
Avatara64 10 months ago
cool
helpme9823 10 months ago
thats
ROBLOXisthebestparas 10 months ago
WOOO That looks like fun!
xXBonesxXInvaderxSin 10 months ago
anyone else noticed how they almost scraped his scalp off the floor?
DigitalHamSandwich 10 months ago 3
new astronaut ready :)
NetImperia 10 months ago
I wonder how many Yu-Gi-Oh cards they had to give that guy to go first...
Yibitech 10 months ago 86
@Yibitech wow you sound like such a nerd... who even has those anymore?
meisawsome0630 7 months ago
make me a robotic gir
mariuspatton 10 months ago
I'd love to see that robot micro-tome this jackasses head across a steel beam.
StabbyMcButterPants 10 months ago
awesomesauce
deadbunny001 10 months ago
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
0000dragon 10 months ago
omg
LoveAshleyTisdale246 10 months ago
I can't die before doing this
YellowKazooie 10 months ago
wy dont we have these at theme parks yet?
cybercobra2 10 months ago
@cybercobra2 Got plenty of those in Denmark..
NiktheDuDie 10 months ago
I'm not sure that I would have programmed it to scrap my noggin on concrete & scare my tits off....maybe give me a hand job...maybe not considering that beast's strength.
JuniperSprouts 10 months ago 2
scientist gone mad
Han893 10 months ago
Yeah, that could have smeared his head across the floor a couple of times easily. Makes you wonder how they tested it before this video...
Shaggyshadric 10 months ago 2
i was expecting a robot handjob
Metamorphisize 10 months ago
@Metamorphisize from that thing?? hell to the NO
AviatorZER0 10 months ago
haha lijkt me leuk om te doen XD
1001virus1001 10 months ago
haahaa
Hubert6352 10 months ago
I blame the Guy with the Red shirt for Skynet
ADKIc3mAnX36O 11 months ago
i rofled so hard at that hahaha
XOutdoorsIndoorsX 11 months ago
lol geweldig
DarkJell0 11 months ago
Die gast komt bijna met zn hoofd tegen de grond bij het begin xD
DubxStepxMusic 11 months ago
thats interestingly hilarius!
ilovenerds1235 11 months ago
They forgot to mention the "puke zone: area with a mild to high chance of getting puked on depending on whether the robot operator is feeling sadistic."
thwilson5965 11 months ago
i can see that going wrong in so many ways....maybe i should stop watching final destination lol
theazn07 11 months ago
what is the bg music/song
mahenisurs 11 months ago
@mahenisurs
Duran Duran - 'The Wild Boys' as it says below the description.
bjcsupertortoise 11 months ago
engineers make world for us and special world for them
happy to be an engineer
mahenisurs 11 months ago
I'd ride that XD
Arumorilfy 11 months ago
At the end, how many puke stains were there on the floor?
sadgreen 11 months ago
even after watching this multiple times i still have no idea what i just watched
FreestylingFreestyle 11 months ago
Heh, there's actually a ride exactly like this at lego land in Germany. It's bionicle themed and before you get on the ride you select what movements it will make. You create your own ride experience and it is awesome.
hybredmoon 11 months ago
@hybredmoon
Same thing in the danish park, 'xept it has its own robotic theme :)
Gotta love pumping it up at maximum speed!
TheTrueDarkTiger 11 months ago
Oooh...there are so many times in this video where he could have sustained a serious head injury. It made me flinch.
canowhupass14 11 months ago
He rolled a Nat 20
bozzle18 11 months ago