Chuck Norris is a Robot Vampire Nazi!

[534seeds]

the birth of the vampire robot nazi phrase :)

[nxadmon]

sweaty phil, he's not sweaty cause he's sw.ea.ty phil.

[stridegum1000]

haha well phill now we know why cloverfeild was a low budget movie and made huge amounts of money

[realmanonica]

type chu on the you tube search bar and chuggaconroy with come first

[clueless301]

Go to Google search.

Make sure instant search is off.

Type: Find Chuck Norris.

Click: I'm feeling lucky.

[johndoe9001]

District 9 :D

[Arkenarge]

are you suicidal? D:

[coolgemini0933]

i love madia!!! im gonna see tht movie

[TheStudio960]

The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that chuck norris is jewish.

Chuck norris can light ants on fire with a magnifiing glass, at night.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him so he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris doesn't play hide and seek, he plays hide and pray i don't find you.

Chuck Norris once shot someone, with a knife.

Chuck Norris can punch you so hard your blood will bleed.

[AlucardTepesIII]

@TheStudio960 "Chuck Norris once shot someone, with a knife."

Ballistic knives... 'nuff said

[AlexTheHardstyler]

Tha fuck was that??? O.o

[LordofAoD]

Yes, Cloverfield is an amazing movie!

[australianforlife]

@LordofAoD i didnt get any of that movie,can you tell me how the alien got their???????and did they ever kill it?

[omenbathing]

@HAYveku dude how is SEXbox and insult?wouldn't it just make people wanna buy it MORE???

[1313becca1313]

Aaand this whole time I've been watching "Vampire Robot Nazis"....... hmmm, i'm lysdexic.......

[1313becca1313]

@1313becca1313 Buut so do you, you just named the video differently....hmm

[HAYveku]

WHY DO YOU HAVE A SEXBOX 360 WHY DONT YOU GET A PS3 :I

[volcano2248]

u bitching lyer

[coolrunner4095]

clover feild fucking rocked

[BR3WCI7YB4NG4]

cloverfield was alright

[SolasLunas]

cloverfield roxx!!!

[thespaceer]

for the record, i saw cloverfield back a couple years ago at a sleepover with my friend, as we were watching it i was kinda tired, and i fell asleep, but what parts of the movie i did see(about 30 mins) i didn't like cause it showed almost nothing in a good view.

[xK1llrx]

Clovefield sucked... ended too abruptly...

[Youngdunkrizzle]

go up to your URL bar, put a Q between the words you and tube and then press enter or click go

[ThePsyber]

i liked cloverfield but it was realy strange to me at first

[MyBrickFilms]

THIS WAS ON MY BIRTH DAY BUT your reaaaaaaaaaally funny phillip keep it up

[xBokkiNx]

shame on you phil for believing cloverfield is an amazing film......decent....but amazing......just remember 2 things......the government couldn't stop a building size monster but can decimate 3-4 buildings with 1 missile.....and 2....WE GOT A BITE!!!....(shadow explosion) really? right when you get to medical attention....POP!.....sad.....­cool death....bad setup....not amazing movie.

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

I actually liked "The Blair Witch Project" and I really wanted to see "Cloverfeild."

[jumbleb18]

woot for a video 2 years ago today

[jordangirlhearts]

I FUCKING LOVE CLOVERFIELD!! what made it really awesome the first time i watched it at my brother's house, was that during an intense scene the tv like shut off and shit because a tornado was forming RIGHT OVER OUR FUCKING BALCONY!! That is how badass cloverfield is. very badass. and terrifying to my little sister. which makes it even more badass.

[hiimnice10]

I think Chuck said that because if you're the president thats alot of stress, and stress makes you age.

[geometrololi]

i agree cloverfield is awesome

[amateursurgeon1107]

i think to prove racism is done in this country black, asian, white, gays, jews, and everyone els should band together and kill the living hell out of the west burrow protesters! Anyone with me? Bastards protested at my uncles funeral, right outside!!! They go around claiming people dont deserve to live, well I believe they dont! KILL THE FUCKING NAZIS!!!!

[Frozendeadbody]

LAWLZ!!!!!

[TheAwesomeness77]

i agree Clover field is suspenseful and has a lot of action but the camera work is terrible, i mean it was al right that they taped it that way but u can barely see anything that's going on. Oh ya and the ending was crap.

[iBrandon85]

homo

[robotlee74]

your a homo man witch named dorris

[MybasementReviews]

Cloverfield is AWESOME and JJ Abrams is a god among men.

[Kheldhar]

i loved cloverfield, hated the camera work, good story and fx

[MMaeidlilniAW]

CLOVERFIELD IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! I subbed cause you said it was great!!!! Really I loved way it was shot cause it just went right with the type of movie it was and it wasn't like any movie before it! Such a suspenseful movie and one of the best monsters ever!

[xtremegamer4696]

1:49

[nhmllr725]

THE GIANTS DID WIN!!!

[KittensOnCloudsRock]

Clover field sucks

[Superkewlt]

Cloverfield is like Crocks without the sweet comfort..

[XblackswanXx]

@Superkewlt What, ugly and only 7 year olds wear them?

[GoodAngel445]

I KNEW IT!

[mrsaucy1112]

chuck norris knows all and clover feild sucked

[jakersfootball22]

clover feild was gay cause of the camera, if it had a normal camera and the monster was godzilla like the big hype was... i would have been 10X better

[s0p0rn0]

But they always have names like Steve and Robert.

[suadela87]

I liked Cloverfield until the end. (spoiler warning) I thought it was stupid that the two main characters survied the stupid helicopter crash (while the no one else did, I might add) only to hug and love on eachother before they died. It would have been much better (in my opinion) if they died in the crash with everyone else.

But other than that, it was fun.

[TheAwesomeness77]

i disagree, the main characters should not have died, that way they could have actually made a real ending, not it just blacking out.

[suadela87]

Well, it would be difficult to actually have an ending to a movie that really didn't have a beginning. But that's just me. To each his (or her) own.

[irishdude439]

lmao mine was from china or something xD

[drago433]

3:40-3:42 subliminal message? if you think so pls reply!

[boomanu]

lol its just phil saying something, and even if it wasnt it still wouldnt be a subliminalmessage, their picures that only register in our subconscious, you wrong on all levels lol

[sgtfiggs]

lol my xbox tech guy was from some place with stan at the end too. lol

[gtamythmaster43]

xD

You bullshittier!!!!

Ya 4 u.

[Nethr]

Chuck Norris is not a Nazi. >.>

(proceed to laugh if you get this joke)

[china1man]

if u have 5 dollers and chuck norris has 5 dollers chuck norris has more mony then u lawlllllllllllll lol

[thatkid358]

I agree with you phil, my xbox broke and i always have an crazy arab dude talking to me.... which concerns me to the extreme

[Browneye1035]

where ever the fuck istan, hahahahahaha!

[taco899]

i have a love/hate relationship with Microsoft

I love alot of their work and hate their guts

sometimes i want to punch their face

Windows = good times

bug in every single thing they put out = not good times

[TheGlitcher666]

Clover Feild was terible

[TriggeYHappY]

lol he put the end credit voice in there

[shaazy]

Cloverfield was by far the BEST BEST MOVIES I have ever seen.

ABSOLUTELY!

[ArMy0fonE1]

Cloverfield was great except the filming i couldnt stand the constant shaking, but i hear you about the xbox tech support guy says his name is john but not trying to be racist BULLSHIT half the time I cant understand what they say

[pratikh]

I remember people actually got motion sickness from Cloverfield because of the handheld camera shakiness throughout the movie. Kind of strange...

[phfear]

lol my friend threw up in our food, it made the whole movie way more realistic

[EDIBLEFRIDGE]

i dont see why people think cloverfield is so disgusting i saw it and didnt see why at all?

[sens3mann]

NOO! i have terrible taste T.T

[koalawonder]

i loved cloverfield but it scared the crap outta me!!

[JoelJr1995]

really i wasnt that scared and im 13

[MrIhave2muchfreetime]

Screw xbox get a PS3!!

[ThatOldManTV]

a woman walks into a laundromat and hands in her shirt and the employee says "Come again" and then the woman says " NO THIS TIME IT WAS TOOTHPASTE!!!"

[WorstDoublesPartner]

@ThatOldManTV Sorry bout that

[A7Xismyhero]

PLANETS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!! :D

[AMGr2hFOSHO]

ugh cloverfeild was crap!

[radio4ahead237]

Does anyone know what the backwards bit at the end says?

[FindleOfLoathing]

You say I have terrible taste, yet I'm watching your show...

[Nabbert]

cloverfield was preatty good,and i get the filming thingy, but the fact that you couldnt see what happened half of the movies was kindof anoying! but then again it made the movie more exiting.

[ArrowingFilms]

Cloverfeild's pretty sweet!

[XxPINJAxX]

cloverfield was.. eeehhhh kinda made me motion sick XD but it was.. ok, i think i had my hopes set too high for it

[bluegirl3666]

OMG THANK YOU!!! Cloverfield was f*cking awesome!!!!!!

[EvelapoK]

Nah. Cloverfield was the shit.

Lol. Joyner can't spell!

[1catpoop1]

clover field was good cant wait for the next one

[glassesfreak]

I love you Phil, but Cloverfield sucks.

[fobdark007]

YAY GIANTS

[minitap2]

woot gmail user XD

[Aleks16CCCC]

1 year later cloverfield sucks

[kflan246]

cloverfield was a really good movie, i just think it would have been better if it wasnt filmed by the people in it.

[Ermac4000]

R u a surfer any way why thu hakers have to be so gay i mean really oh and one mor question how much money did epic did when gears of war 2 came out ??

[cocomocorelax]

Repost that comment you pass first grade english.

[caseman1231]

ya cloverfeild was a horrible movie!!! i didnt follow it!! lol

[MrInert]

Well, then you lose at life.

[TRIPLETBAGK]

where-the-fuck-izan lol

[MrSlence]

I just love feeling sick while watching a movie. In my opinion Cloverfield was horrible. I mean what the fuck was happening?

[sibirianman09]

cloverfield rules

[liminted6215]

i love cloverfield :P YAAAAAAA

[Spidey8599]

hello, phillip, can i have your e-mail adress, you just read 5 go down, i almost pissed myself. and Giants get their own disney movie lol dude. Good video.

[Spidey8599]

to 6

that part I forgot

[deidara003]

XD so dam funny

[TheCombineoverwatch]

i def agree cloverfield was one of my fav movies ever kept me on the edge of my seat the whole time

[cjg1029]

whereever-the-fuckistan lol

[Kosagg]

man that intro sucks

[Utinii]

Do you have xboxlive?

[AlmightyTaIlest]

Ur comment makes you look like a douche bag.

[DaBossk]

ur comment makes u look like a retarded douche bag.

[AlmightyTaIlest]

Damn, i don't think i can come back from that one.

[DaBossk]

lol

[lockdown0351USMC]

im going to rent cloverfield today i acctually never watched it because of all the hype

[1brooklyn1]

oh my gosh, I love cloverfield too!!!

[AraGuitar]

i didn't really like cloverfield....

[ResidentEvil5Guy]

i thought it was so-so i agree

[tullerdumedmeg]

i sooo fucking agree cloverfield was the greatest movie ever made!!!! I LOVE IT

[iam0wnage3]

cloverfield was great and all but i didn't really like the ending, but other than that it was a terreific movie!

[biodan44]

I thought I was the only one that loved that movie! A chick blows up!!!! Bwaa!!!

[21BAMBAM1]

i acually liked cloverfield to just cause the fact i seen it movies theater and i was like one of very few people so there was not a lot of noisy ass people and i was like u were there cause is was as if was filmed a camcorder

[TheRealExow2]

i actually didnt like cloverfield..or maybe that was because i only saw the last half of it..hmm yea but i thought it was gay? :S

[BorderlineKaleigh]

It's okay Pluto, I'm not a planet either. On the bright side, I just had to type the word "prehorkva" on captcha to post this.

[Darkfireness]

Clover Field was fantastic! I heard all over it was shit but when I sow it I was wtfing! IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES I'VE SEEN. After I sow it I watched it again.

[mexybill]

who was the jessica patrick was talking about?

[Shadowrider5000]

Woot! A fellow Giants fan!

[homeagent]

The suing of Napster was totally justified.

Think about it.

You put something up for sale, someone copies it and gives it away free. so no one buys it from you. Or did you think musicians are all born rich from some special place in la la land??

I'm not talking about Hanna Montanna and Jonnas bros. but real people w/ talent and skill.

[Karelazi]

It affects the LABELS. Musicians, not so much. If musicians wants to make money, they oughta perform live and get money that way.

They could also sell their albums on the Internet (independently), with the right marketing of course (releasing singles for free on torrent sites for example)

[homeagent]

Don't you think the LABELS should get paid for there part.?

Don't you think the labels pay the musicians?

You said it your self "independently, w/ the right mareketing" , well wouldn't that require an independent LABEL.?

[Karelazi]

The musicians do get paid, but the amount of money that the labels take is just insane.

No, you don't need a label to sell albums. All you need is a website.

And keep in mind that it's the labels that are so much against pirating (because they "lose" money that they might not even have gotten anyway), many musicians see pirating as a good thing, a great way to promote yourself for free.

If musicians think that making money is more important than getting their music out, they oughta do smth else

[homeagent]

Nevermind,you don't know what you're talking about.

[plopenstien]

but dude they dont get much from that either do they, i mean big bands like slipknot and metallica and coldplay who are gona fill stadiums might but they are few and far between, its not easy for an upcoming musician or band, so piracy makes it a lot harder to keep your band going in hard times

[cbass5511]

smaller bands dont make really any money off of record sales anyways so your argument is moot. They make 99% of there money off of tours and merchandise.

[plopenstien]

yeah your right. but still it will make it harder if pirates are stealing their moneys

[Darusdei]

Dont confuse your rich musicians with the poor... you dont seem to know anything about piracy... you do know that the movies / music which get pirated is the most famous and yes they do live in a lalalala land who expect me to spend my money on every single piece of shit that the come up with

[homeagent]

rich musicians from poor? don't confuse?? what the fuck are you talking about? Piracy is theft weather you like the product or not!!

I think you live in la la land.

[Krow147]

I liked Cloverfield up until the ending, it was terrible.

[Jafefewalini]

my friend called 360 tech support cause he accidentally bought something, he told them he had elephantosis in his thumbs, and that microsoft was punishing him for haveing large thumbs,

[DDallymann]

cloverfeild was a good fucking movie! end of story!

[emroth23]

loved cloverfield btw phill

[RobinHood252]

Well you disappointment me phil =(. You like cloverfield and the watchmen, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! Both movies are very poor.

[ryanertime]

|Both kick assss

[edzis1997]

Cloverfield didn't suck, but watchmen = the worst movie I ever spent money to see. Just terrible - the first movie I ever walked out of, and when I did, about in the middle - I realised that's what I had to do 40 minutes ago, because that was the time that the movie had to become better, and stop sucking.

[GayForAdamAnt]

cloverfield is a terrible film... it's basically a hollywood film that they attempted to make vaguely non-mainstream by killing everyone off at then end... and failed

[solidheliosmj12]

i saw cloverfield and i didnt mind it. it didnt really explain where the monster came from though which was a shame.

[Tanklover001]

GOD DAMN! Phil can u get any fucking cooler! Cloverfield was badass im one of the few in my school that thinks so... Alot of people say "oh it sucks just cuz... welll just cuz..." bitch have u ever seen it?! Damn ty lol.

[spanishdude2010]

RIGHT!! THAT MOVIE WAS SWEET AZ FUCK!

[joebill1974]

yeah i was a lil disappointed by Cloverfield. it was ok but imo it didnt live up to the teaser trailor. like i said just my opinion.

[Aurthorcreation]

Wow a useless retard that likes to ramble about other people making this video. I am actually surprised that nobody has shot his ass yet! That would just be justice!

[TheAlmightyAss]

lol i saw cloverfield and am i the only 1 who thinks the first 20mins or so were soo fukin borin and unnecessary

Also i dnt there being much comedy in that movie lmao

[ajboggs95]

Cloverfield was great thats why they are making part 2

[evilkitty912]

is his eyes black?

[huah1]

"You just read 5, go down to 6"

Greatness

[Azblueeyes13]

strange when i wrote what i think about what was said and of course it wasnt to good it earsed hahaha

[Azblueeyes13]

it's not that great

[2largescotches]

Dude, it was, ok, just ok

[prostheticdeath]

i agree just ok ... i mean the end .. LET DOWN

[TheGunslingr19]

I hated cloverfield. I don't even want to go into all the reasons it was a terrible movie.

[hahayoudied123]

DITTO!

[Tarantula33222]

ye i know its a sick movie, and i really don't understand why almost everyone says its sucks, mostly the people who say it sucks are the people who love the movie step up 2: the streets or high school musicgay lol but really its a sick movie

[BricksWillBeShat]

So many of my friends said things like "Oh I'm not even going to see Cloverfield, everyone says it's rubbish." I go see it. BAM. My favourite film of all time. I can't even give a good reason why. I'd just watch that again over anything else.

[Meowcatbits]

I absolutely love cloverfield. it was amazing. so different and interesting. my friends hate it, they dont kno anything.

[RobinHood252]

Yea considering your proply the retard of the group lol. Trust me, there's always at least one!

[Meowcatbits]

hahah, i maybe a retard, but a retard with good taste. and yess there always is one

[purpleproductionftw]

cloverfield was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

[xXGuItArHeRoChIbIXx]

I LOVED IT

[Thumper949]

i hate x box support had to call 11 times before they fixed my 360 red lights.. they said where i lived wasnt a real place....yyyeeeaaa

[blackrob2001]

lol. I've been procrastinating calling them for a few days, I also got the red light of death thing. Their customer support hotline shit is in India.

[Thejokerking95]

i hated cloverfeild

[IGotSuperPowers]

I loved after the credits of Cloverfield

"It's still alive"

[hallaisback]

blow jobs and a good economy those those are two pretty fuckin good things lol

[summershudder0512]

phil i just recently got into your show cause my girlfriend loves it, and i think youre funny as fuck, but cloverfield was the BIGGEST PIECE OF CRAP that ive ever seen, a waste of money, and a huge waste of my time. that is all phil, keep on rockin!

[Drummer9801]

Cloverfield sucked. Theres this weird thing about me though where i only like good movies. Idk i must be crazy or something according to Phil.

[christheferal]

I was wondering what all the people at school were saying, they were saying it was crap. I watched it and LOVED it.

[ryanp123456]

Cloverfield was the shit! After the 15 minute setup I didn't leave the edge of my seat, it was awesome. I think the reason that some people didn't like it is that the end and the fact that it was a found video tape was way over their heads.

[MaddestHatter13]

Woaaaaahhh. What was the creepy .. gibberish at the end???

and Cloverfield rocked.

fo sho.

[BovenBats]

Cloverfield sucks..