Very Mary-Kate - Sexy Time

[MerryMshadow]

"It's a stick figure..theres a big extra stick" LOL

[blargghiamamonster]

"She'll never love you the way I have the hots for you!"

[oliveisoliver]

I love how Bodyguard tells Ashely that her hadns are too weak to massage him like kobe beef as if it was an important issue for him, lol.

[thepinoscas2010]

Ruun Forest... Run Forest.... run!!

[SuperHappyUnicorns]

SEXY TIME DILDOGUARD!

[SuperHappyUnicorns]

omg a dildoguard

[geekcombatters]

"Oh my God, Dildoguard!"

[Xboy323]

i lost it when she started saying rain

[princesstal17]

"she's repulsed by your naked form but i...i wanna drawww u" lawlsss

[Loveisfun123]

"There's a big extra stick" Lmao.

[Loveisfun123]

"There's a big extra stick" Lmao.

[kikass8]

she is so fucking ugly

[toxicravemuffin]

@kikass8 if you watch you tube only to see girls then leave youtube is about entertainment not looking at hot girls and i think shes pretty hot when shes not distorting her mouth SO FUCK YOU 12 YEAR OLD

[katiebrittany123]

A:i want to draw you! its a stick figure..! BG:yea i can see that......A:theres a big exstra stick....;)

[Hildie003]

"oh no, now I'm gonna have to make my own rainforest noises. Rrrrrrraaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnfffff­foooooorrrrreeeeessssstttt"

[kranktank]

Bodyguard is fucking hot.

[p2pbarisax]

1:35 oh no!

[sophiamarie14xoxo]

yeah and i had a proper thanksgiving

[KewlStormy07]

Dildoguard lmao

[dmeskouris]

She's HOT!!! Check out my >SKETCH COMEDY CHANNEL<< peoples

[EB88]

I come for the laughs, I stay for the bodyguard. Or is it the other way around now...

[demiiLnumber1fan]

why do these not have more views?!

[ssips720]

lmao. this is so spot on

[ChakaAndLenaRoo]

"....as for i! iwanna draw you!...... its a stick figure!"

"ican see that.."

"theres a big extrea stick!;)"

"im outta here"

myy FAVORITE part!:DD hahahahahahha

[spinemelter2000]

I tried doing the rain forest sound when I couldn't sleep. It only works if I've already used a lot of Paxilade and Xanax water.

[qwertybirdy7]

How did he put his shirt back on if she cut it off?

[lpauzus]

@qwertybirdy7 different shirt 

[tennischickmd]

oh no now i have to make my own rain forest noises! raaaaiinnn forrrrssszzzzzzzz

[spiritslive12]

"fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffff-cshhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"­

[ladyspats09]

baaaaahahahahahaha i never get sick of this one

[PyratePixiePunk]

LMAO

[JeffyDietz09]

"i wanna give you everything your steroid-crippled heart desires!"

"not on steroids."

"yeah and i had a proper thanksgiving...."

bahahahaha

[Colinski03]

Bodyguard is hot

[silkyfriction]

OMG Dildoguard how could you say that???

LMAO!!!

[itimk0]

rrrrrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnn fooooorrrrrrreeeessssssssttttt­ttt........zzzzzzzzzzzzz......

[DarkCrazyAngel33]

Oh my god, dildoguard how could you say that?

[Anomominous]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain fooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee­eeeehhhhhhhhhh lolz

[therealmissyujin]

Oh my God dildoguard how could you say that?

[IAmaPoet4Life]

I dont get how its a very mary kate if its ashley.. haha

[anesthesiac]

"omg Dildo-guard, how could you say that?" XD

[danceconnectionkm]

Raaaaiiiinnnnforreestt

[mikehb0y]

"oh no, now i'm going to have to make my own rainforest noises... raaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnffffff..."

[SonnyJug11]

she's so ugly! And FUCK YOU ELAINE CARROLL!

[mervdapervert]

@SonnyJug11 Fuck you too. She's so much more funnier than you.

[DerOrk]

@SonnyJug11 obviously you havent seen the photoshooting episode

[CROCODILEYEAST]

love the rainforest noises

[rawrkat1721]

raaaaaaaa-aaain foorest *snore*

[cfsali]

raaaaain forest!!! 

[Cbunneh]

@BoBaLoca77 omg me too why! O_O

[ch3rryp3psi]

oh my god dildo guard how could you say that!

[1990slovechild108]

I love how its mostly girls (or gay guys i dont judge) watching this and saying how we would want to fuck bodyguard too XD

[steaiii]

Yeay~! I like Body Guard working for Mary-Kate =D

[KrazyKid2O]

Big*

[KrazyKid2O]

"There's a bug extra stick."

[oneawesomefreak1]

body guard is totally hot<333

[meowness15]

dildoguard needs a tan

[Catmanga39]

"raaaaaaaiiiinnnn fooooorreesst"

LOOL

[ravenboytx]

i love this, i was just introduced to Very mary kate, this new years eve and i love it!

[zephyrkimi]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainf­oresst

[sootface]

has anyone found out bodyguards real name?

[Unfold1234]

@sootface Luke Sholl

[jr3dmodeling]

@sootface luke sholl

[chocoluff]

raaaaaiiinnnnfooooooreeeeessss­stttt

sdlkjfalsdfjlasj

[goingforthegold]

the ending is the best

[ZanaBonanza]

Did he call her Ash-cakes? xD

[MzGabbyChic]

I have watched every single vmk and I looove them! Keep it up thanks

[thelamecrew]

''great now i need to make my own rain forest noises. raaaaaaainnnn foreeeeestttt'' <3

[insaneDiva]

RAAAAAIIIN!!! LMAO!!

[natethebate152]

Yay broken family jokes!

[gooentag]

I want a dildo-guard...

[qilorar]

raiiiiiin :D

[ugtat6689]

"Yeah, and I had a proper Thanksgiving." hahahahahaha. Best.

[TheMusicalMissy]

"I could massage you like kobe beef."

"You don't have the hand strength!"

hahaha Body guard is the best!! <3

[TheSUSANfragments]

MaryKate and Ashley are the only two dislikes.

[nerual92]

i love bodyguard!

[druifje818]

oh no now I have to make my own rainforest noises

"raaaaiiiiiinnnnnfoooooreeeess­sst" lol best line ever :D

[lordjemima]

I miss MK but I think Ashley is funnier. She's real quick with those little comebacks. Love the show! Keep it up :)

[colin8696908]

this never gets old

[vanderwoodsen90]

there's too many ashley. i want mary kate back!

[jaybladeart88]

Funny Kobe beef

[llmcox]

I freaked when I saw her in Mad Men. Hilarious

[itsDavidEMz]

HHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA I LOVE HER XD

[kiara282]

Hella funny as usual!

[palmer0700]

"Raaaaaiiiinnn forrrresssstt"

[xKJx25]

LOL I LOVE THE EXTRA STICK xD

dildo guard looked cute when he was doing the ocean sound x]

[cottondino]

her personality is really different from the beginning! No longer more mature but sex- crazed.

[meaverella]

Oh no now I'm gonna have to make my own rainforest noises....

Rrrraaaaiiiiiiinfooorrresssst

[daisybhambra]

Ashley was too much like mary kate in this episode.

[vanderwoodsen90]

@daisybhambra yeah it spoils it.

[Lefkada18]

raaaaaaiiiinnnforesttt...

[bbfsc123]

whats her real name?

[krisandadamluvr]

Rraaaaiiiiiiinnnnnfooorrrreees­sstttttt....

[fizzfizz28]

Raiiiiiiiiiin.. fooorest

[wafflelater]

i LOVE THESE VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uniqued]

awww... bodyguard prefers MK!! yay!!

[swell336]

"marykate and i may not get along all the time, but at least around her i don't feel like a peice of meat!"

"I could massage you like kobe beef"

"you don't have the hand strength!!"

it makes me smile whenever bodyguard is sassy

[EmmetFardy]

raaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnn foooooorrreest :D

[pinsandneedles13]

LMAO I love Ashley's rain forest sounds :P

[TicklemeABC]

MORE MORE MORE!!!!!

[harrisonsuniverse]

i already saw this twice of college humor but every episode is so worth rewatching on youtube!

[Mark0wnsYou]

:) yes

[Bobesque]

*raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiihnnn­nnn forreesssssssttttttttth*

[ACHDancer]

dildo guard!

[iMikaylaS]

y is it ashley? wheres mary kate? i miss her dumbness lol 

[TheR3N4UD]

You are Brilliant. Keep on making vids like these! This is real comedy, unlike many other things on youtube recently! way to go!

[coastykid95]

"raaaaaaaaaaaaaiiinnnnnn foooooorrreeesssst."

[gay23ny]

You are utterly frickin amazing! when u post a new vid, me and 3 of my friends all run to my computer and watch and re watch , etc haha

Your epic!!

[moi1st93]

"Oh no now I'm going to have to make my own rainforest noises, Rainnnn foorestt....." *falls asleep*

Wtf?! HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[DailyCloud]

Hahaha this videos crack me up so much :) ♥

[BURTrobinson]

ROFL on

"oh my god dildoguard, how can you say that?" and

"there's a big extra stick"

[saythissaythat]

"Raaaaaiiiinnnfooorreest"

[sn0m0ns]

Im The 302 Viewer! ME LIKEY!

[OfficialCass]

This is my new favorite thing on youtube, i completely love bodyguard :D

[metaphoricalbamf]

You don't have the hand strength!

[3phwa]

omggg! this is hilarious!

"RRRRRRAAAAIIIIINNNNNN... FORRRRESSSTTTTT"

pure comedy

[cr7ei]

how come he doesn't get turned on? :O is he that professional??!

[DarthBriana]

This is my favourite thing on youtube right now.

[misshollybrooke]

more more more!!!!!!!!! i love verymarykate!

[lechaddy]

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Classic!!!!!

[wootfortoot]

apparently 78 people are the 302 viewer : p

[uRgOdalMightY]

she falls asleep just like me :) Rain..... forest

[abbynormalartist]

"There's a big extra stick"

[TheNameIsBen]

I had tons of new videos in my subscription box yet I chose this one out of all of them. i wonder why...MAYBE BECAUSE THIS SERIES IS AMAZING.

[ItsmeShelbie]

"you don't have the hand strength!"

"raaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnnfoooooorr­rrrreeeeeesssst."

[yugiohtrcx]

0 people who disliked this video are sex toys.

[ecaxford]

when this season's finished i'm going to have a complete verymarykateathon, with extra bodyguardathons, like rewatching this and 'Naked' many more times. Mmmm..

[LivTheLife]

raiiiiiinnnnnffffoooorrrreeees­sstttt... :) lol

[juicycarr]

LMFAOOO "raaaaaaiiinnnfffffooorrreeess­sstt"

[Nightshine0]

There's a big extra stick. LOL

[KingOfShadows92]

Hahaha I haven't seen a bad episode of these yet, hope it stays that way!

[sandrasupermanblog]

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiin­fooooooooooooreeeeest.

Yeah, I`ll try that to fall asleep.

[meggiecat08]

lmao my favorite is "she'll never love you the way i have the hots for you" hahaha

[HulloMiguel]

"Raaaaiiinnnnnn-foooooorrresss­tt.."

[naanamontana101]

@xxmisticmagicxx omg how???

[naanamontana101]

raaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn­nnnnnnn/.....................f­fffffooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeessss­s-----

[IOpenAtTheClosee]

I literally laughed out loud at the ending.

[UCDBICDBOU812]

I luv LUV luv this series! Its the FUNNIEST show on YouTube! Keep 'em coming!

[jihadpizza]

LOL...these are...in a word...great

[handplanty]

Dear Mary Kate,

You'll one day find a rich egocentric sex toy just like you. And you'll live happily ever aft- I give it two days.

Sincerely,

Dildoguard

[tombrady87]

Haha Dildo guard

[4twilighter]

Yay! so glad body guards going back to MK!

lets hope she takes him back :D

[potterka1]

" Raiiiiinfooooreeeestt" hahahha, epic xD

[kiikaa27]

LOL

[KiLLeRxxBuNNy]

if i was that bodyguard i would fck that girl everytime!

[BaderSalahuddin]

"Clearly you just think of me as some sort of sex toy"

"Oh, My God dildo-guard, how can you say that?"

HAHAHHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAAHA  XD

I always smile when its in my sub box

[NiCoLeY7567]

@BaderSalahuddin LMAOO i was gunna quote that in the comments but ur already did so i just thumbed uped it =]

[MrRightNow469]

"There's a big extra stick" lol

[DareToDieTV]

lol "dildo guard"

[alg289]

haha, lol at the drawing :P

[MissMascaraD]

Laught my ass of.

[81silversiren]

lmao

[JolleJotter]

raaaain forest 

[steventylerrockon]

Hæhæ .. Yeah that was awesome.. Im the second comment? Its cause i live on the other side of the world!

[fiizzoxvidz]

love it! ♥ i'm a big mka fan, and this is soo funny!

[itsbrianyay]

love itttt.

[StackingBeaver]

i am in luck :)