"Rock Me Sexy Jesus"

[captainbadass1000]

I just became a christian

[JoelsufBass]

HOLY CRAP, NIGEL PLANTER IS SEXY JESUS!

[SACK0FWINE]

I'm an atheist and I LOVE this song.

[bradMi80]

Ha ha stupid believers

[Nelly4x4]

... for those who are religious... is not to offend you... I think... it was time to change the songs... to a more... groovy kinda way. :D

[matilda1978]

better than GLEE

[jgarfunkle]

Girl on the rights got it goin on!

[DeliciousMohenTohen]

Jesus was actually the first pot head of all time !!!

[InkedHarley]

am i the only one who thinks Jesus would actually like to party?

[klarebear721]

"i'm simultaneously horrified and... fascinated."

actually the perfect way to describe this movie

[shotsOFFtheCROSSBAR]

immaculate conception really makes my day. but the dude's got lats that make me feel gay.

[agentx42]

29 people aren't rocking with Jesus.

[KoolThing14]

I'm going to hell hahahahahhahahahahahahahah

[echosmyron625]

it ended way too fast. i want more.

[DeJohn42]

I didn't believe in Jesus, till I saw this movie.

[jaimeg123prmt]

TThis totally distorted my perception of Jesus.

[mikateressa]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol LOL

[PenguinFury]

Id kick it with Jesus. Smoke out on some of his Holy Smoke.

[xSisterxGrimmx]

I bet if Jesus saw this, he'd laugh his head off. :)

[Dannyb1022]

How was this movie not as popular? Me and my sister were the ONLY ones in the theater! It was funny! Heck it was better than epic movie and that theater was packed!

[euginam91]

I wish this was a real broadway show

[manofthemaker]

@euginam91 well,we could always pray ;)

[eimainefelim]

HAHAHA JESUS=CRAP 

[lococo000]

Best scene of the whole movie.

[iNvictaStudios]

Dude, if this fucking thing went broadway, I would buy twenty tickets.

[CubicalGirl]

@iNvictaStudios OMG THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!

[Rladrien]

@iNvictaStudios a buddy and I said we would go see it in a second as well...

[freekris]

@iNvictaStudios the way the movie is made it would be easy to do so

[ClythiaMystica]

i love jesus!!!

[bleedblue83]

Jesus has a cell phone lol

[chaksheba]

Loved this movie!

[EthanCaineDotCom]

amazing movie...haha

[pinkaydarebel]

the girl in the middle at the beggining kinda reminds me of morene from rent, lol

[UniqueeSkull]

All night long! :D

[extreme1is1me]

"OH MY GOD IT'S JESUS!" lol

[luckystarfan41]

I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU JESUS.

[lemurwolf]

LMAO moonwalking on water

[call3475396278]

jesus i wanna party with you!!!

[Chestermow]

My favorite movie ever

[BubblegumTattoos]

OMG!

I am in love with this!

I love Jesus and am Christian & find this one of the fuuniest things I have EVER seen! BRILLIANT!

I was more horrified @ the title of the film bin Hamlet 2 coz I thort America had seriously made a Hamlet 2 which wld be murder of the arts! Thank GOD it's just blasphamy!

LMFAO!

[zejosh1]

I was more horrified at your inept use of English grammar and punctuation and I hope you aren't going to attempt writing your own work because that would murder the arts!

[Elalmadebudin]

Oh my god! Is Jesus!

[xo0Hannah0ox]

Saw this movie with my mom. Absolutely the best. It was hilarious.

I enjoyed it. IF you haven't seen it -- go rent it!!

[fireemblem1992]

This is epic.

[LisaSophieNitschke]

:-DDD

[coreyteen13]

This deserves 4 1/2 stars like nobody's bidness!

[AllHailMalissa]

I wanna party with you Jesus!

[iceicebabi23]

luv jesus!!!!!!!!!!

[KainzoFan]

lol a cell phone

[ticuti0302]

OH NO YOU DIDNT

[fanta90]

This is a really funny movie.... I love it!!!

[OGhoulihan]

how did you get this music video can you send me the download link

[BrasilGyrl]

Blashphymey?JUIST KIDDIN LOVE IT say the movie and it was FUNNY

[loki2826]

this is soo funny - loved it

[DanteSpicer]

jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!

[diamondcalifornia]

hm, i dont understand

[TokyoCrow]

I'm an atheist and I kinda wanna party with Sexy Jesus, too LOL :D

[brooklynb2152]

This movie really sucked! But I love the soundtrack!!! HOLLA!!!

[beamingatyou]

HE'S GOT A SWIMMER'S BOD.

[fwcfalcon81]

I watch this movie at least twice a day, it is freakin halarious! Also the blonde chick that says "I get it, Jesus kicks the devils ass!" is REALLY hot

[robonightmare]

unfortunately, it seems that I forgot to say the key word in that sentence. 'laughter'. I shat myself with laughter. D'oh!

[masterj22]

wow great insight, it really sounds like u had a real thought there, and i guess u were just so excited u had to tell the world.

now its ok to disagree, most people do, you may think im trying to hard to justify this song or what have you, but common man expand beyond you suck.

[Domeneph]

why is there a greaser there (not that I mind), he seems a tad out of place.

[yourawiener]

that jesus looks like wierd al yankovick

[zombiemonster]

I wanna party with you, Jesus

[bff4ever17]

dude this movie is fricking A-W-E-S-O-M-E awesome awesome totally! lol but it rocks!

[stepheclaire]

Skylar Astin is my hero.

[robonightmare]

I shat myself when the guy said, 'I wanna party with you, Jesus!'

[Travelsbyshfflc]

I woke up on the couch, to see my room mate watching this randomly on the TV, right at the beginning.

The rest of the day was filled with good feeling.

[rentfriend]

I freaking love SKylar and Phoebe!

[conskwerve]

I fucking Love Elizabeth Shue! She is hilarious, this is great! I loved this movie.

[Animegamer04]

lol

[1phatcow1]

hahaha

"we stoped smoking weed, well at least not as much."

i love this song

[mercuryrulz]

search for raped in the face its from the same movie and is twice as funny.

[lilsandbaby]

XD awesome song!!

[sonofargo08]

wow really lame guys. its a youtube forum not physics class...gay

[abtyang]

what the fuck are these people doing talking about thermodynamics on this video

[techtubeunleashed]

future Online programming

[pep1029]

HAHA , fuck me . fucking great !!!

[cheddarsprite]

Oh and you don't fucking know me. If you call me dumb again, I'll increase the entropy of your computer to a maximum value with a lovely little virus.

[Blooze]

lolwut

[downpeta]

I hope you don't forget your lyrics while trying to endure eternal hell.

[pigman14]

Really, it's a movie. This isn't being blasphemous if that's what your getting to. It's al fake, for a little fun entertainment. chill.

[darktears123]

The Christian way ^ " believe what I do or you'll get hurt"

[n00bShotX]

d(^.^d)

[ScionOfMonkeys]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAIHAIHAIHAI­HAhAIHAIHDHAHHAHAHAHAADAMAHAHI­AHAHiahAHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaahiahahahgfhgihhaaaaa­aaaaaa.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.HAHAH.

[nickbrown2k2]

This was a funny movie. Love it!

[cannonballkid]

funny movie

[kazxoxo]

ROCK MEEEEEEEE sexy jesus...

[6Adrian7]

i wanna party with u jesus lol

[SuperGeniuse]

lol 0:27

[than217]

"I wanna party with you Jesus"

I love how gay he says that hahahaha

[RafiBenjamin]

What happened to the rest of the song???

[bitchstolemycookies]

lmfao i find this hilarious ppl have to suck it up and laugh sumtimes

[bcraig5]

Maybe Jesus will give us a spanking. That will be so hot.

[warhol812]

It really makes me laugh even harder when I see that people get angry when they see this. I don't think the person who wrote this song wanted to bash God. It's just shock comedy.

[ilovekevin1218]

wat ever u want to beleive wait intill judge day and se were u are ...... ps God luvs u ! :)

[TheRandyChimp]

god doesnt exist, jesus was a nutcase and when you die, you rot in the ground. STICK THAT IN YOUR BIBLE AND BURN IT! or just burn the bible, hell i dont care!

[superhornet59]

you dont have to believe in anything

but why so disrespectful?

why the hatred?

[TheRandyChimp]

because everywhere i go around here, im fed crap about god thats not true. ive grown to hate the christian faith and its people. i dont have to hate them, but i do.

[superhornet59]

I'm catholic, my friends are muslims and budhists, and my ex-girlfriend is hindu.

They're just beliefs.

I'm sure you have your own perspective on what is true and what is not, but unless you have overcome the human condition and out-thought 2000 years of philosophy from Socrates to Sartre, and have come to a definitive answer to the origins and reasons for the universe, please do not tell me or anyone what is and is not crap.

It's not your, or anyone's, place to decide.

[TheRandyChimp]

i am sorry, i have no problem with the idea of religion, but all i get everyday at college is people trying to cram it down my throat, telling me i have to believe this and that, and im sick of it. i just sometimes go off on a rant, i didnt mean it tbh, sorry pal.

[superhornet59]

nah no problem

theres lots of pricks out there that will try and impose their opinions and ideals on you.

at least you have a clear sense of what you do and dont believe, and wont let someone else tell you what to believe.

[TheRandyChimp]

still doesnt mean i have to be an asshole about it.

Btw, good example from today, this guy i know is a sikh, and he keeps telling me that muslims are purely evil and i was like "I dont think all muslims are evil and im not religious at all" and he said, his exact words, "Well then, your a fuckin idiot, yeah?"

Thats what pisses me off. Ive also been told i cant celebrate xmas, which is dumb, since it wasnt a christian holiday to begin with!

[dirntsmoshgirl]

Oh I know how you feel. I live in the south, 'Patriotic USA' which means on any given day, I hear people slamming the Muslim faith. The thing they don't comprehend is that EVERY religion has it's radicals. I try to explain this, and I get called a terrorist. I'm like, Really?

I'm agnostic personally, so I mean, sure there's a higher power..but the question is who.

[TheRandyChimp]

thing is, i get what you mean, but i cant believe in a higher power, when there are people like that in the world. you say you get called a terrorist? I wouldnt worry about those ignorant morons, theyre just idiots.

[dirntsmoshgirl]

I totally understand your p.o.v. I used to be like that, but sometimes things happen that you have to be like...well....I hope there's a higher power. I guess its just hoping for something better.

[TheRandyChimp]

oh, dont get me wrong, i would give anything for there to be something or someone out there that can fix everything and i hope to god there is something that happens after death, but i cant believe that at the moment. maybe in the future.

[ratchpick2]

Same, dude. There's got to be something (or someone) out there, it's just that I hate organized religion because it leads to prejudice over absolutely nothing.

[jagger1197]

FUCK YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JaredxxCore]

lol thats what u want to happen?

[theholdsteady95]

therandychimp your dunb asshole ignorent piece of shit and i hope u brun in hell u stupid fucker god exist and if he didnt then how did the world get here and darwin he says we evolved from chimps them how the fuck did the chimp get here god real get that though your stupid ingnorent hick head u stupid fuck

[TwoEz123]

lol talk about ignorant. First off hell and God (at least your god) dont exist. You're obviously the ignorant one as your comprehension of darwism and evolution is so miniscule its almost like a Church tried to teach you science.

[TheRandyChimp]

woah, did this guy just call me an "ingnorent hick head"? I don't even know what that is. Second, where did chimps come from, is that important, since we didnt evolve from chimps, we evolved from a different primate family. If we had evolved from chimps, there wouldnt be any chimps around would there.

Give me one smidgen of proof that god exists. One. an undeniable piece of proof. Im not the one who has to prove something, you are, since you believe the unbelievable.

[knightsintodreams]

in being an ignorant hick-head, it stands to reason you WOULDN'T know what one is :P

[TheRandyChimp]

i know what an ignorant person is you imbecile! But you called me "an ingnorent hick head"

what the fuck does ingnorent mean, you dumb fuck?

[knightsintodreams]

.....sooooo....your ignorant about the meaning of ignorant hick head???.....:D.....XD!!! is no one else seeing this?? i cant be the only one seeing this!! btw my SN is "knightsintodreams" the fella's name that bashed ya is 'holdingsteady95' or something, not me ;P gotta pay attention, things happen kinda fast~ anyways, i was just commenting on the irony of your comment ^o~ no-harm-no-foul.....and calm dooooown ;3 lololol~!!!! my goodness, your gonna give yourself a heart-condition....

[TheRandyChimp]

have you ever considered that I was taking the piss out of him for spelling ignorant wrong? you idiot.

[Fahq881]

adjective

1. lacking in knowledge or training; unlearned: an ignorant man.

2. lacking knowledge or information as to a particular subject or fact: ignorant of quantum physics.

3. uninformed; unaware.

4. due to or showing lack of knowledge or training: an ignorant statement.

[TheRandyChimp]

OMG its just occured to me that no-one on youtube has a sense of humour when it comes to spelling and grammar. Okay, great, yay, lets spell all the words that we can wrong! I'm fine with being called ignorant, its nice to know that people can come up with an insult that is more creative that "ah, you gaylord" when they are having an argument!

[Fahq881]

well you asked "What does ignorant mean" and I gave you the definition

[TheRandyChimp]

no, I asked what the hell INGNORENT means. CHECK - THE - SPELLING! I WAS TAKING THE PISS! fuckin idiot.

[Fahq881]

WAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

[TheRandyChimp]

what, taking the piss? It's british for "making fun". i was "making fun" of the fact that the word was written incorrectly

[Fahq881]

oh? well you learn a little everyday

[TheArgonaut2142]

You might want to learn to how to spell before you call people ignorant. It just makes you look bad.

Secondly, who the hell cares? People shouldn't bug others about what they do or don't believe in. How does it affect anyone else when they pray to whatever god they believe exists?

People take it way too seriously, and need to chill out.

I'm not defending anyone, although personally I choose to believe that God, and all religion, is fake. You're all being ridiculous.

[cheddarsprite]

Did you go to school? Ever? In most science classes, they teach you the ACTUAL evolutionary theory, not some thrown together bullshit that a biased church official told you. And also, in English classes, they teach you how to spell.

[nu0cm4m]

THEORY is the keyword. not proven.. which makes me wonder why they teach something that is unproven, and then complain about the Bible being untrue.

[cheddarsprite]

Theory isn't the keyword. If you don't think evolution didn't happen, you are a moron. A theory isn't something that's unproven. In fact, to be a scientific theory it has to have a lot of solid evidence. The reason it is called THEORY is because the science world is open minded. They keep it open to testing and experimentation.

[nu0cm4m]

you do realize that most of evolution is based on circular reasoning right? Ex. What period did this fossil come from? - It came from "so and so" period. How do you know? - because it was found in that layer of rock. How do you know when that rock was created? - Because that fossil was found in it.

there have been fossilized trees found perpendicular through layers of sediment, as well as the fact that evolution contradicts the "LAWS" of thermodynamics.

[nu0cm4m]

continuing: evolution on a "macro" level is ridiculous. how come we dont have new, valuable genetic deviations occuring today? instead, the world is wrought with disease, instead of those born immune to diseases. finally, to prove that the "THEORY" of evolution is invalid, is the moon. there are countless numbers of particles floating around in space, yet the dust layer on the moon only has a few inches worth of depth. WHY not feet, assuming the universe is billions of years old?

[cheddarsprite]

How do you know that we don't have genetic deviations occuring? Do you think that the species we are today just appeared overnight? It happened slowly with a process of trial and error. It's called natural selection. Albinism is a genetic deviation. Polydactylism is a genetic deviation. Disease is a genetic deviation. It's all relevant. and I guess I don't really get what dust on the moon has to do with evolution. That doesn't really convince me the other way on evolution.

[scottyscottyman]

all diseases aren't some kind genetic deviation. many of them are brought on by external sources. have you ever had a cold. that's a virus, not s mutation on chromosome 13. otherwise, some good points.

P.s. technically, polydactylism is actually a dominant genetic allele, so five fingers is more a mutation.

[cheddarsprite]

Thank you! THAT was informative! Definitely better than being called dumb over and over again with no solid basis.

[cheddarsprite]

CONTINUING: You sound insane. The moon and dust particles are not living organisms. Also, I don't understand what the laws of thermodynamics have to do with evolution either. Heat conversion = no evolution? That doesn't make sense at all.

[nu0cm4m]

that proves youre a dumbass. you know nothing about science. thermodynamics explains the world as it is and tells us that things dont get better over time. everything tends towards destruction, not gain. according to evolution, the world is getting better, when it isnt. idiot. moon and dust particles void the theory of evolution because it shows that the world has not been around for millions/billions of years, therefore not allowing said amount of time for evolving. jackass. know your facts

[cheddarsprite]

you must have the wrong word because thermodynamics is the study of how heat energy can take different forms.

[nu0cm4m]

you really are dumb...

1st law of thermodynamics - conservation of energy

2nd law - entropy(the universe tends towards decay/destruction)

3rd law - absolute zero.

like i said... know your facts dumbass. go look it up.

[cheddarsprite]

2nd law- The total entropy of any isolated thermodynamic system tends to increase over time, approaching a maximum value. a THERMODYNAMIC SYSTEM. I.E. RELATING TO HEAT CONVERSION YOU FUCKING ARROGANT ASSHOLE. Why would it even be a law of thermodynamics if it had nothing to do with it? Thermodynamic- HEAT POWER.

[cheddarsprite]

Again, what does the fucking moon have to do with the Earth. How does dust on the moon disprove anything about the Earth!? They are two different fucking things. What are you going to tell me next? That Mars proves evolution isn't real because it's surface is red? That wouldn't make any sense, and neither does your moon theory.

[ilovekevin1218]

theres nothing wrong with being a Jesus freak .... and u know wat ill be in Heaven were will u be ??

[ub3rskillz]

No such place as heaven or hell so neither you or anyone will be there. Jesus is like a cover band of Horus the Egyptian god who's story was exactly the same as Jesus. Both born on December 25. Both born to a virgin mother. Both called the Son/Sun of God. Both crucified. Both resurrected after 3 days. The major difference is Horus came 3000 years before Jesus. So if the main character in this religion is borrowed from another how much more of the bible is bs? Awnser is ALL OF IT. Great song btw.

[EbRanger]

Horus was crucified?

[xzigga]

A ton of relligions have a ton of similarities. That Horus guy sounds interesting, im gonna look that up.

[Elisha2Kings]

really? i thought isis was the sister-wife of osiris, who died and was resurrected through her help. therefore jesus was a combo of osiris (the father) and horus (the son) as well as a shoe in for the jewish messiah (the holy spirit). also i though dec 25 was the druidic winter solstice celebration which the christian church opted to replace with the "birthday" of jesus as a way of blending christian and pagan beliefs.

[ilovekevin1218]

this is soo retarded that u think that it is funny to make fun of God :( shame on u .........

[sethtwc]

oh fuck you jesus freak, it's funny because it's rediculous.

[Daronisgod1]

This movie was so funny. I went and saw it twice. Does anyonw know when it will be out on dvd because it's not in any theaters near me?

[griffyfan]

same here, dude, my dumb ass movie theater manager never got this, but I wanted to see this for more than a month! I'll probably buy it when it comes out! XD

[prepslice]

wow this really pissed me off (since i am catholic) but somehow in a small way i found it funny

and it stuck in my head no doubt! lol XD

[sethtwc]

yay

[EbRanger]

I know exactly how you feel dude

[RYANisINtheHOUSE123]

classic movie, in my theater they did a sing along XD

[werewolf327]

"He traveled through time with awesome custom van!"

What the hell? O.o

[chilam8668]

i told my friend, "let's go see it, I mean, the first one was good..." it took him a few seconds to get it.

[Deradundrum]

i saw this movie and it was awesome! Steve Coogan was awesome in it.

[SuPeR1ChArMeDhIlL]

i luv this song and everything but does anyone else think that the music sounds just like Little Shop of Horrors?

[mtai1010]

I did too! I would sing Rock me sexy Jesus, and then accidentally break out into Little Shop.

[sirbizzyd2]

i wanna see this movie so bad.

[Deradundrum]

you should. it is worth every penny.

[tomatocars]

I just saw this movie and this scene was AMAZING. Believe it or not it got BETTER and it really wasn't making fun of Jesus that much. o_o

[juggalotolker]

i know. i saw it tha first day it came out. it was fucking awsome.

and the director made a good point. If jesus ever did come back he would have to be commercialized(i think thats how you spell it)

[itscooltobeyou]

I want to party with you jesus.

can that be made into a tshirt please. XD

[robingshade]

that`d be kewl!

[Laniandromeda]

Best line in the entire song.

[TubedUp909Part3]

Best...Song...Ever

[leo7278]

you know i think america has bigger problems right now to deal with other then russians

[coleman382]

Can you upload the whole thing?

[countryismyrock1]

Holy crap, I can't believe it, Tammer can actually spell a five letter word. That must have been difficult given the fact that his 1st grade education and history of being a paste eating, naive, slave, cow, really put him at a disadvantage. The chances of him actually coming up with an insult that is, well, intelligent has clearly been put at, let's see...a... googleple to one.

[XBlade132]

This movie is fucking brilliant. You obviously need a twisted sense of humor and NOT get offended to fully enjoy this movie.

[darktears123]

Not true, I don't see how this is offensive to anyone. Great movie though.