Ok Translation: 3 Guys, Russian, German and American fell into the cave....in the cave there was Tsiklop he was blind he said "U can only leave the cave if you are bold"(otherwise they you would die) so first American comes up to Tsiklop American had a short hair on his head feels the head then he felt the hair and broke his heck....Next German comes up German had mohawk so Tsiklop feels it, then he felt the and broke Germans neck. Russian comes up and gives ass...Tsiklop says I said only by 1!
I meant the Old Ruthenian, not the proto-something. What's funny, if we take all this discussion seriously, is the fact that the one and only really indigenous tribe in Europe may be the Basque people. I would rather say that no tribe is indigenous and no land is the everlasting craddle, because all of us can mix with each other through relationships. A new man is given birth and has double roots. This process is being active all the time. I don't believe in the monogenesis of human either.
If we treat Russians as indigenous Slavs, why do they have less proto-Indoeuropean and therefore proto-Slavonic blood than the Poles, Ukrainians or Sorbs do? Why do non-Slavic Hungarians have almost as much of that blood as the Poles? It shows that the nations as categories (especially connected with states) are not suitable and can't work with that. It's just too distant past. Reference: Haplogroup R1a (Y-DNA) ->> wiki
It's about the times ca. 8000 BC. There were no nations then. East Slavonic languages aren't too archaic, every single national lang. of this group is younger than Polish, because they were isolated in the 17th and 18th century from protoruthenian. Only Polish has nasal vowels ą and ę as remnants from the protoslavonic language. The theories about the ethnogenesis of Slavs are nothing sure. The genetical resources may show that all of us come from what is NOW Ukraine, but it hadn't been THEN.
But the reality is that Russians were and will be the big daddy in da house for the single reason that this is the birthplace of the slavic super-family. That is the region where all of these tribes came from. No Slavic tribe had been indigenous either in Poland (as where it is shifted today) or in Bohemia or in central-northern Balkans...
.. with all respect to other Slavs such as Polish and Chechs, but then it is clear that Slavs like them were absent in ancient times. They rather came (not as population necessarily but as language and culture) only after the great migration of the late Roman times. Prior to that, there is no reference to Slavic-like tribes in the region and Romans and Greeks should know better to had been able to spot the earlier on.
@notgodsemigod I understand that Slavs like Polish and Czechs for their own historical and political reasons might not like all of that and might wish to stress that they are indigenous or that they are not related to Russians anyhow (anthropologically, tribally, linguistically or culturally) - and really I am not the one that says that all Slavs are the same or something, I do stress that Slavs are a super-family of different nations, but whose languages are quite close to each other.
Majorjeeek, I have no particular love for Russians but I happen to know my history.
ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES ARE TRACED IN A LAND THAT IS TODAY RUSSIA.
In ancient times there was NO Slav in Eastern Europe, and not even in Ukraine. The expansion of Slavs occured with the Mongol raids that took Slavs living on the west side of Urals and moved many of them first where Ukraine, Poland & Chechoslovakia are, then in the nothern and central Balkans.
@notgodsemigod IF YOU THINK THAT THE AREA BETWEEN THE DNIEPER AND THE VISTULA RIVERS IS RUSSIA THEN YOU'RE RIGHT of course)))))))))))))
you must have used only one of many theories about traces of Slavic languages and you chose the Soviet one which is full of ideological influences and states today's Russia priority. I understand it's flattering for Russians but it doesn't mean it's true. Put up with it
@felixum8888 Hmmm no, not at all mate. The area between Vistula and Dnieper is not the birthplace of the Slavic family of languages - that is further to the east in what is today Russia. First of all what is today Poland in ancent times was the land of the Goths who landed in classical-Hellenistic years in Poland and from there following the rivers went down to west Ukraine. Slavs appear nowhere until after having being pushed & dragged by the Mongol raids of the later Roman times...
@notgodsemigod You fail also to spot that the main Slavic language that connects all other Slavic languages is Russian. Polish on the other hand is on a distinct subfamily and is more close to Chechoslovakian but it makes less of a touch with other Slavic languages. Slavic speakers like Bulgarians came actually from east of the Urals. The Slavic epicenter was and is still between the 2 Novgorods (and Moscow in the middle) and the triangle they make with Kiev.
For English speakers the equivalent would be Mancunian and Yorkshire English contrasted to cockney Engish but then judging from personal experience these can be more easily be declared as separate languages than some of the Slavic affirmations of a language. When a Yorkshire man speaks to you you are not sure if he greets you or swears at you ... but Serbians and Croatians never had that problem, nor did even Russians and Ukranians. They do seem to understand each other & that is their problem.
So its all about fuckers Slavs trying to tell us their dialects are proper languages. I am sick and tired to hear about pathetic Croatians claiming a langauge of their own separate from Serbians (really? so how do they know when Serbians swear at them?) or Chechs pretending not to understand Slovakians. Ukrainians claiming not to understand Russian is all about pathetic losers in the west border who are afraid to call themselves polish and pretend Ukrainians are radically different from Russians
I have 1 friend who speaks Bulgarian and 1 who is learning Serbian. They are both Greeks. Greek is a language unrelated to Slavic languages so no help there.
Yet these foreign speakers of 2 distinct slavic languages, Bulgarian and Serbian are communicating JUST FINE, the one in Bulgarian the other in Serbian.
What is even more funny is that they both claim Bulgarian to be more close to Russian than Serbian! The guy through Bulgarian speaks Russian and reads easily papers in Slovenian.
@notgodsemigod The guy who speaks Bulgarian speaks Russian, speaks Serbian (1 language, there is no croatocroatobosniomontenegran or something), and understands quite easily Slovenian. It is only from Checkoslovakian (1 language THERE IS NO Check & Slovakian at all!) and Polish gets a bit more fuzzy but even then he can read a paper and get the basic details no problem. Ukrainian for him is whatever you want to call it, in the west its polish, in the east is Russian, in the middle you mix it.
Never was a communist and no one in my family!! What about yours??
NKVD,Bolsheviks,Communists - How many Ukrainains were the highest ranks of all the above? What about Brezhnev, Kruschev, Gorbachev?What about ALL leaders of Independent Ukraine including "Orange"?The country of Ukraine was established in 1922 as Ukrainian Socialist Republic by Bolsheviks and then made a State in 1991 by the pact of top USSR Communists.
@watcherwatcher2 I highly recommend you get your head out of redundant books with hammer and sickle - your communist inspired comments in favour of Russian hegemony are irrelevant - Ukraine is independent sovereign country - if you have a problem with borders, ukrainian history etc .. etc take it to international court -
@watcherwatcher2 how does it feel to be a clown on a steep learning curve? - the Ukes and Poles were fighting each other since 16C over Polish invasions and border disputes etc - they both committed equal numbers of atrocities which PALE INTO OBLIVION when compared to the total outright NKVD assassinations, Soviet Army death squads mass murderS MILLIONS of innocent people - your attempts to equate the Poles with Russians is an old commie trick which most morons eventually learn does not work
Stalin WAS a murderer and Russians were his Primary victims! - by far more than Ukrainians!! He himself wasn't even a Russian- Georgian with the real name Joseph Dzugashvili.
"Ukes" ? LOL Did you just invent a new pet name for Ukrainians?
@watcherwatcher2 fascism is much closer to communism than western democracy - you fail to realise the Nazis and Soviet were both the enemies of Independent Ukraine - Russia has to stop denying its past atrocities and mass murders in Ukraine - your neo-fascist comments have no diversion value here -
"Ukrainization has been and will be enforced with most
decisive measures ... Whoever does not understand or does not want to understand cannot be considered by the Government anything other than a counterrevolutionary and conscious or unconscious enemy of the Soviet Power"
Mykola Skrypnyk (1872–1933)
- Ukrainian Bolshevik ,proponent of the Ukrainian Republic, leader of the Ukrainization in Soviet Ukraine, founder of Ukrainian orthography ( Skrypnykivka) officially adopted in1928
@watcherwatcher2 well then why isn't Stalin Russia's national hero???? and Bandera is Ukraine's national hero??? answer - because Stalin and the Soviets invaded foreign countries and mass murdered millions of innocent civilians - Bandera and other groups fought against nazis invaders and Communist scum just like you - if you don't appreciate Ukraine's history and freedom then go piss in red square
Stalin is NOT a National hero in Russia, because his crimes were officially and publicly condemned, Bandera was recently made a hero by ex-president Yushenko- a Nationalist.
Yushenko by the way just like other Ukrainian leaders is an EX-COMMUNIST and was in charge of USSR State Bank branch for years. Timoshenko who now tries to create "opposition" married a Communist Party apparatchik with whom they made a fortune on illegal gas speculation.
Russian speakers in Ukraine do not speak pure Russian - it is a modified variagated mix of Russian and Ukrainian - infact technically it is Eastern dialect of Ukrainian language
@watcherwatcher2 Ukraine is not a Russian colony therfore your comparing it to English colonies such as USA, Australia is stupid - why am I not surprised? - the point I was making is the language mix used by Ukrainian Russian speakers is very broadly variagated mixture especially in the East of Ukraine - there the language they speak is a dialect of Ukrainian - it is not Russian. Don't be so narrow minded - you are a victim of Soviet Regime
Ukraine was part of Russia that became Ukrainian Socialist Republic in 1921 when Bolsheviks killed the Tzar and made up USSR and became separate country(or rather was separated) in 1991.
Anyway, is this your job in Canada to write shit about Russians?
I doubt anyone is paying for it these days...Are you a "Veteran of Cold War" who does not know what to do with himself? Have you gotten your brain fucked up in the process?
Слышишь, филолог! И где это ты набрался такой чепухи? Всё у нас тут нормально с литературным русским языком. В среднем, не хуже, чем в России. А мелкие вопросы произношения, как то всякое "шо" вместо "что", так это настолько же легитимное отклонение от классической нормы как и ваше поволжское О-канье. Да и вообще, Украина - достаточно обширная территория, чтобы всякие утверждения о ней в целом по данному вопросу были как минимум профанацией.
@parahumanoid - Russian is foreign language in Ukraine - it is not native to Ukraine and it is also not native to Russia - Russian language is in global decline - Russian Empire is headed into rubbish bin like redundant French and Old Dutch Empires. In Russia there are over 100 different narods Tartas, Mongols, Eskimos, Finns etc and Russian language is not their native tongue - Slavonic language is not native to Russia - and your katsapski views and opinions are irrelevant to Ukraine -
So you're Ukrainian. Well, I have news for you. I was born in Ukraine and raised here. And I am as much a Ukrainian as you are. Also, if you look through recent history, you'll find that not all modern territory of Ukraine is historically populated by the Ukrainian ethnos. Your insulting your compatriot just because he speaks another language doesn't honor you. FYI, I wrote in Russian only to show that your statement about Ukrainians speaking corrupted Russian was false.
@parahumanoid my statement is correct - Russian is foreign language in Ukraine - russified Ukrainians speak so called Russian with an extremely broad range of ability - one side of the spectrum considered to be dialectial Ukrainian - Russian is not native language to Ukraine and it is not even native to Russia - Russian language is on rapid decline especially in ex warsaw pact countires following breakup USSR - you sound like narrow minded product of Soviet indoctrination clinging to the past
1. Not all Ukrainian citizens are ethnically Ukrainian. There are quite a few that are Russian by descent and whether you like it or not they are just as much a Ukrainian citizen as you are. Those ordinarily speak good Russian not mixed with Ukrainian.
2. Trust me as a linguist, no language in the modern world is "pure". Ukrainian had great german and latinized intervention just to name a few. So was Russian.
@parahumanoid Russian language is not native language to Ukraine nor is it native to Russia - pre medeival Russian aboriginals spoke no russian - Russian is very poorly spoken in Ukraine - so many so called ethnics are really russified Ukrainians and speak russified Ukrainian not clean or grammatical Russian - there are hardly any so called latinised intervention morphs in Ukraine language - in fact Russian language is a recent modernised version of early Old East Slavonic -
Do your homework. And don't argue with a linguist. It's like telling a physics professor that his understanding of quantum mechanics is superceded by that of a first-year student. I get the feeling you've been taking your "facts" from anywhere but scientific knowledge base. Was it a popular newspaper or a book by one of those "professors" that appear overnight.
Once again, do your homework. You're simply grossly underinformed.
@parahumanoid linguist eh? - high probability you bought your Ukraine diploma ? - I suppose you are ALSO going to say that sort of thing does not happen in Ukraine? - also you making assumptions based on a "feeling" does not sound too scientific professor, or do we call you cunnalinguist? - now what exactly do you disagree with? - my comment about Russian languiage is not native to Ukraine or Russia?
There's high probability you're a blabbering idiot (yes, I figured I'd go personal too, since people like you don't understand normal language). Don't bother replying 'cause I won't. You're a waste of my time. Learn to read what's being said before asking the same damn stupid question over and over. I was perfectly clear where you were simply wrong, and it's a fact. Facts aren't a matter of a opinion (esp. yours, as a layman in this area). Stop your bullshit.
@parahumanoid your assumptions based on "feelings" and "high probabliity" are irrelevant - you have a choice and since you can't put up then shut up - Russian language is not native to Ukraine nor is it native even in Russia - most Ukrainians are literate and native Ukrainian 1st language the Russified Ukrainians and various dialects of Ukrainian + Russian cannot be termed Russian - ethnic Russians are small minority in Ukraine
3. The statement I replied to stated something totally different: you claimed that Ukrainians don't speak clean Russian, period. That was the original reason for my reply, just to stipulate that it's not entirely true.
4. I don't cling to anything Soviet and haven't said anything that would logically lead to such conclusion. So your claim regarding my narrow-mindedness and what not is first of all evidence of your own possession of such qualities and of absence of basic respect.
@watcherwatcher2 Ukrainian nationals were bands of freedom fighters - these fighters put up resistance against incredible odds from invading Red Army massacists who in fact were responsible for mass murders of over 10 million innocent Ukrainians and Genocide in Ukraine but massive murders in Poland, Belarusia and God knows where else - they were so bad that even the Nazis at first looked like santa claus before they too began to mass murder the population
@watcherwatcher2 jeese you are an idiot - your Stalin the biggest mass murderer of 20Century responsible for putting millions to death, death camps, giving medals, darchas and other goddies to NKVD assassins and you accuse freedom fighters fighting for freedom, self determination and independence in their own backyard from the murderous invading Russian rabble - if some red bastard attacked your home land wouldn't you try to kill the fuckers????
@watcherwatcher2 wrote "How can Ukrainians make heroes out of murderers????" - easy learn your history katsap - Bandera fought all enemies, Soviets, Nazis etc invading his homeland in Ukraine - he fought for Ukraine's freedom and independence - these are noble aspects which a communist like yourself would find hard to accept - what is a communist like you doing living in USA??? what another contradiction in logic
@watcherwatcher2 killing enemies and invaders of Ukraine is considered a good thing for Ukraine and a bad thing for communist Russians and soviets like yourself - why not elaborate on the truth behind Russia's continuing idolisation and hero worship of Stalin - recently the attempts to uncover Stalin's mass murders, genocide and atrocities of millions of deaths outside of Russia were dispelled in Russia for reasons of hero worship
@watcherwatcher2 actually Bandera is Ukraine's freedom fighter - probably without his efforts Ukraine might have been lost completely to the Russians - Ukraine's hero is Russia's enemy for good reasons - Russia's hero Stalin was world enemy No 1 for 20 century - he made Bandera, Ukraine and Poland all look like rank amateurs
@watcherwatcher2 fact is tovarish - Ukraine can openly delare its freedom fighters officially and in public even though the russians, katsaps and moskalis don't like it Ukrainian freedom fighters are Ukraine's heroes against communism and nazism - unfortunately Russia can not make a public hero of Stalin? why? even though Russians see Stalin as their hero you cannot make a mass murderer like him a hero, only deny and downplay his atrocities
@watcherwatcher2 why are you getting so upset? - all I said was Ukraine is not a Russian colony therefore your comparing it to English colonies such as USA, Australia is stupid - why am I not surprised? - the point I was making is that language mix used in Ukraine is very broadly variagated mixture especially in the East of Ukraine - there the language they speak is a dialect of Ukrainian not Russian. Don't be so narrow minded - you are a victim of Soviet Regime
@majorgeeek watchwatcher2 can't stand the fact that Ukraine is not Russia. he goes to EVERY Ukrainian video and comments on it. he also thinks the tsars never forced russification or it seems, even killed anyone. doesn't seem to think soviets where that bad either.
This is not true. Everybody speaks the language he/she wants. I speak real UKRAINIAN!!! If you so stupid that live for hole your life in Ukraine and can't speak Ukrainian it is only your PERSONAL PROBLEMS!!!
You are so stupid! I lived in novovolysk ukraine we spoke ukrainian and used a lot of russian words. This is normal you think that every one in ukraine needs to speak pure ukrainian you are dumb! to bad stalin didt make a few more famines then maybe people like you wouldt exist! dont you know that even in america people speak english diffrently in diffrent regions of america! what is wrong with you?
you are from commie generation of Russian hegmony - that taught Ukrainians to hate to speak russian and to hate their native Ukrainian language - today the education system is doing a good job at reversing this russification trend - soon guys like this one who speak broken Ukrainian ( mix of Ukrainian and Russian) will be a museum piece
@majorgeeek listen im Ukrainian i was born in Ukraine and i moved to America at three Did you know that russian and ukrainian is very very similar just thought someone should tell you fellow american's you dont know everything ur not ukrainian so just fuck off mind your bisness and by the way ukrainians feel very strongly against people calling them russian because if they thought we where russian we might aswell not have ukraine as a country in europe so gooday sir
@majorgeeek Ey retard i guess u can say im like 1% russian because my grandmother was born in ukraine and forced to move to siberia in russia and then escaped to america thats how i got here i am not one bit truly russian im completly ukrainian/american and if im not ukrainian why can i understand everything this person is saying in this video? explain me that i know russian is very similar to ukrainian but it isnt entiely ukrainian some silibals are the same but some are different
@TheMykhaylo the official language of Ukraine is Ukrainian - you cannot have a country like Ukraine without official Ukraine language - if you do not appreciate that then go piss in red square
@watcherwatcher2 Ukrainian language dates back as far back as medieval Kyivan Rus and even older as per historic documents eg Lay of Egor - Modern Russian in fact is about 200 years old prior to that Russians used old Slavonic with some modernisations - Russia and Ukraine both rank 120th on world perception transparency scale - considering Russia's population is about 3 times greater that means there are aboout 3 times more crooks in Russia than Ukraine today
@majorgeeek And also this is why i hate americans they always have to bud into other peoples buisness u do not know where i am from u do not know who i am u do not know my name you do not know my religian u dont know enything so stop trying to act like you do im not trying to say americans are stupid but im not saying they arnt either
There was an American a German and a Russian. They get trapped in a cave with blind cyclops creatures. They said whichever man is the least hairiest gets to live. The American and the German got killed, so left was the Russian. He was the hairiest of them all, so he took of his pants so that the cyclops would feel his butt instead of his head. The cyclops says "I said only one at a time." And then he tore the man in half.
Thanks alot, or Speciva! I'm Amerasian yet I love them and do you have any advice for dating a Ukrainian and Russian guys?! (Besides the basics like their Moms and vodka addiction.)
My advice for dating a Russian or Ukrainian girl? Well try to learn some Russian or Ukrainian. And try to move to a city where there a lot of Russian/Ukrainian women. Or you could just move to Russia or Ukraine. And usually there fathers like fishing, so talk about fishing with their fathers. Other good subjects are Ukrainian soccer or football, and boxing. There is a lot more but it would take too long. lol.
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Everyone in Kiev speaks russian, but some people who hate russians will be aholes and pretend that they only speak ukranian. I don't even think this guy was speaking real ukrainian because I understood everything he said and I only speak russian.
no you're assholes because you pretend like you don't speak russian. moron.
You can speak whatever the hell you want in your toilet, when I meet a russian in America I don't pretend like I don't speak the language, if they need help I speak to them in Russian. I've even met a few Ukranians that seemed to speak perfect russian when they needed help.
See you're too stupid to even understand what my point was dumbass.
and rips it apart!
14vdul 1 month ago
Ok Translation: 3 Guys, Russian, German and American fell into the cave....in the cave there was Tsiklop he was blind he said "U can only leave the cave if you are bold"(otherwise they you would die) so first American comes up to Tsiklop American had a short hair on his head feels the head then he felt the hair and broke his heck....Next German comes up German had mohawk so Tsiklop feels it, then he felt the and broke Germans neck. Russian comes up and gives ass...Tsiklop says I said only by 1!
14vdul 1 month ago
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there is no ukrainian "language" - it's just a dialect.
how come Im russian and I understand 95% "ukrainian"?
DrMundo74 2 months ago
dibilizm
fanuafoot 3 months ago
lol that's surzhyk, not ukrainian
mihanich 6 months ago 9
can someone get me a translation
spazlolramma 7 months ago
ура хоча один прикол на ютуби
ukraine172009 8 months ago
wouldn't he notice the butt-hole?
yoda2088 8 months ago
ха-ха
malvinka9999 8 months ago
hahahahahhahahaha))))) але пацанчик гонить))))
maryLkate 9 months ago 6
ооооо хахахахахаха................ пизда
MrBuddyisreal 9 months ago
Russian Slavs are not native to lands called Russia or Russian Federation
majorgeeek 9 months ago
stupid!
deonisdeonis 10 months ago
I meant the Old Ruthenian, not the proto-something. What's funny, if we take all this discussion seriously, is the fact that the one and only really indigenous tribe in Europe may be the Basque people. I would rather say that no tribe is indigenous and no land is the everlasting craddle, because all of us can mix with each other through relationships. A new man is given birth and has double roots. This process is being active all the time. I don't believe in the monogenesis of human either.
kaer89 11 months ago
If we treat Russians as indigenous Slavs, why do they have less proto-Indoeuropean and therefore proto-Slavonic blood than the Poles, Ukrainians or Sorbs do? Why do non-Slavic Hungarians have almost as much of that blood as the Poles? It shows that the nations as categories (especially connected with states) are not suitable and can't work with that. It's just too distant past. Reference: Haplogroup R1a (Y-DNA) ->> wiki
kaer89 11 months ago
It's about the times ca. 8000 BC. There were no nations then. East Slavonic languages aren't too archaic, every single national lang. of this group is younger than Polish, because they were isolated in the 17th and 18th century from protoruthenian. Only Polish has nasal vowels ą and ę as remnants from the protoslavonic language. The theories about the ethnogenesis of Slavs are nothing sure. The genetical resources may show that all of us come from what is NOW Ukraine, but it hadn't been THEN.
kaer89 11 months ago
But the reality is that Russians were and will be the big daddy in da house for the single reason that this is the birthplace of the slavic super-family. That is the region where all of these tribes came from. No Slavic tribe had been indigenous either in Poland (as where it is shifted today) or in Bohemia or in central-northern Balkans...
notgodsemigod 1 year ago
.. with all respect to other Slavs such as Polish and Chechs, but then it is clear that Slavs like them were absent in ancient times. They rather came (not as population necessarily but as language and culture) only after the great migration of the late Roman times. Prior to that, there is no reference to Slavic-like tribes in the region and Romans and Greeks should know better to had been able to spot the earlier on.
notgodsemigod 1 year ago
@notgodsemigod I understand that Slavs like Polish and Czechs for their own historical and political reasons might not like all of that and might wish to stress that they are indigenous or that they are not related to Russians anyhow (anthropologically, tribally, linguistically or culturally) - and really I am not the one that says that all Slavs are the same or something, I do stress that Slavs are a super-family of different nations, but whose languages are quite close to each other.
notgodsemigod 1 year ago
Остряк!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kalina273cv 1 year ago
Majorjeeek, I have no particular love for Russians but I happen to know my history.
ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES ARE TRACED IN A LAND THAT IS TODAY RUSSIA.
In ancient times there was NO Slav in Eastern Europe, and not even in Ukraine. The expansion of Slavs occured with the Mongol raids that took Slavs living on the west side of Urals and moved many of them first where Ukraine, Poland & Chechoslovakia are, then in the nothern and central Balkans.
So forget about convncing anyone.
notgodsemigod 1 year ago
@notgodsemigod Dude, did this variant of the history come to you when you were sleeping?))))))) lol go tell this tales to kids
felixum8888 1 year ago
@felixum8888 You can say whatever but linguistics is linguistics. ALL SLAVIC LANGUAGES ARE TRACED IN THE LAND THAT IS NOWDAY RUSSIA.
If you are one of the rest of the Slavs live with it.
I do not care either you like it or not.
notgodsemigod 1 year ago
@notgodsemigod IF YOU THINK THAT THE AREA BETWEEN THE DNIEPER AND THE VISTULA RIVERS IS RUSSIA THEN YOU'RE RIGHT of course)))))))))))))
you must have used only one of many theories about traces of Slavic languages and you chose the Soviet one which is full of ideological influences and states today's Russia priority. I understand it's flattering for Russians but it doesn't mean it's true. Put up with it
felixum8888 1 year ago
@felixum8888 Hmmm no, not at all mate. The area between Vistula and Dnieper is not the birthplace of the Slavic family of languages - that is further to the east in what is today Russia. First of all what is today Poland in ancent times was the land of the Goths who landed in classical-Hellenistic years in Poland and from there following the rivers went down to west Ukraine. Slavs appear nowhere until after having being pushed & dragged by the Mongol raids of the later Roman times...
notgodsemigod 1 year ago
@notgodsemigod You fail also to spot that the main Slavic language that connects all other Slavic languages is Russian. Polish on the other hand is on a distinct subfamily and is more close to Chechoslovakian but it makes less of a touch with other Slavic languages. Slavic speakers like Bulgarians came actually from east of the Urals. The Slavic epicenter was and is still between the 2 Novgorods (and Moscow in the middle) and the triangle they make with Kiev.
notgodsemigod 1 year ago
For English speakers the equivalent would be Mancunian and Yorkshire English contrasted to cockney Engish but then judging from personal experience these can be more easily be declared as separate languages than some of the Slavic affirmations of a language. When a Yorkshire man speaks to you you are not sure if he greets you or swears at you ... but Serbians and Croatians never had that problem, nor did even Russians and Ukranians. They do seem to understand each other & that is their problem.
notgodsemigod 1 year ago
So its all about fuckers Slavs trying to tell us their dialects are proper languages. I am sick and tired to hear about pathetic Croatians claiming a langauge of their own separate from Serbians (really? so how do they know when Serbians swear at them?) or Chechs pretending not to understand Slovakians. Ukrainians claiming not to understand Russian is all about pathetic losers in the west border who are afraid to call themselves polish and pretend Ukrainians are radically different from Russians
notgodsemigod 1 year ago
I have 1 friend who speaks Bulgarian and 1 who is learning Serbian. They are both Greeks. Greek is a language unrelated to Slavic languages so no help there.
Yet these foreign speakers of 2 distinct slavic languages, Bulgarian and Serbian are communicating JUST FINE, the one in Bulgarian the other in Serbian.
What is even more funny is that they both claim Bulgarian to be more close to Russian than Serbian! The guy through Bulgarian speaks Russian and reads easily papers in Slovenian.
notgodsemigod 1 year ago
@notgodsemigod The guy who speaks Bulgarian speaks Russian, speaks Serbian (1 language, there is no croatocroatobosniomontenegran or something), and understands quite easily Slovenian. It is only from Checkoslovakian (1 language THERE IS NO Check & Slovakian at all!) and Polish gets a bit more fuzzy but even then he can read a paper and get the basic details no problem. Ukrainian for him is whatever you want to call it, in the west its polish, in the east is Russian, in the middle you mix it.
notgodsemigod 1 year ago
spaceba
longtreebeard 1 year ago
ukranians are the best like the joke make more funny jokes and put it up on youtube
YaroBMax 1 year ago
moj ulubiony XD
TellMySisterImaNot 1 year ago
@majorgeek (1)
Never was a communist and no one in my family!! What about yours??
NKVD,Bolsheviks,Communists - How many Ukrainains were the highest ranks of all the above? What about Brezhnev, Kruschev, Gorbachev?What about ALL leaders of Independent Ukraine including "Orange"?The country of Ukraine was established in 1922 as Ukrainian Socialist Republic by Bolsheviks and then made a State in 1991 by the pact of top USSR Communists.
watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
@watcherwatcher2 I highly recommend you get your head out of redundant books with hammer and sickle - your communist inspired comments in favour of Russian hegemony are irrelevant - Ukraine is independent sovereign country - if you have a problem with borders, ukrainian history etc .. etc take it to international court -
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek
I am not a communist. Stop your bullshit!
watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
@majorgeek
Also referring to your numerous comments all over YouTube on history of Ukraine - Please don't try to hijack Russian History...
I highly recommend on YouTube: Russian Imperial History 1/20
and the next 19 parts, Cheers
watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
@watcherwatcher2 how does it feel to be a clown on a steep learning curve? - the Ukes and Poles were fighting each other since 16C over Polish invasions and border disputes etc - they both committed equal numbers of atrocities which PALE INTO OBLIVION when compared to the total outright NKVD assassinations, Soviet Army death squads mass murderS MILLIONS of innocent people - your attempts to equate the Poles with Russians is an old commie trick which most morons eventually learn does not work
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek (2)
Stalin WAS a murderer and Russians were his Primary victims! - by far more than Ukrainians!! He himself wasn't even a Russian- Georgian with the real name Joseph Dzugashvili.
"Ukes" ? LOL Did you just invent a new pet name for Ukrainians?
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@watcherwatcher2 fascism is much closer to communism than western democracy - you fail to realise the Nazis and Soviet were both the enemies of Independent Ukraine - Russia has to stop denying its past atrocities and mass murders in Ukraine - your neo-fascist comments have no diversion value here -
majorgeeek 1 year ago
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@majorgeeek
Stalin and Bolsheviks were the founding fathers of the "Ukrainian Nation"!
" Ukraine's cities are still dominated by Russian elements, in the course of time these cities will be inevitably Ukrainized"
Joseph Stalin
Speech at the X Congress of the Bolshevik Party in 1921
watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
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"Ukrainization has been and will be enforced with most
decisive measures ... Whoever does not understand or does not want to understand cannot be considered by the Government anything other than a counterrevolutionary and conscious or unconscious enemy of the Soviet Power"
Mykola Skrypnyk (1872–1933)
- Ukrainian Bolshevik ,proponent of the Ukrainian Republic, leader of the Ukrainization in Soviet Ukraine, founder of Ukrainian orthography ( Skrypnykivka) officially adopted in1928
watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
You yourself are a Communist Bastard!
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watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
Galicia was part of Austrian Empire ( that's where Bandera came from)
Lenin's Revolution was sponsored by Germany.
One more thing - Stalin was Georgian.
Write an angry letter to Saakashvili...
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watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
You got a stronger accent.
A more russian accent than ukrainian.
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@watcherwatcher2 well then why isn't Stalin Russia's national hero???? and Bandera is Ukraine's national hero??? answer - because Stalin and the Soviets invaded foreign countries and mass murdered millions of innocent civilians - Bandera and other groups fought against nazis invaders and Communist scum just like you - if you don't appreciate Ukraine's history and freedom then go piss in red square
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek
Stalin is NOT a National hero in Russia, because his crimes were officially and publicly condemned, Bandera was recently made a hero by ex-president Yushenko- a Nationalist.
Yushenko by the way just like other Ukrainian leaders is an EX-COMMUNIST and was in charge of USSR State Bank branch for years. Timoshenko who now tries to create "opposition" married a Communist Party apparatchik with whom they made a fortune on illegal gas speculation.
watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
@watcherwatcher2
watch wa r u sayin
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watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
Russian speakers in Ukraine do not speak pure Russian - it is a modified variagated mix of Russian and Ukrainian - infact technically it is Eastern dialect of Ukrainian language
majorgeeek 1 year ago 2
@majorgeeek
you think you said something clever again?
Of course in different regions people speak Russian differently. Different accents, different dialects.
Russian is different in Ukraine, in Belarus, in Moscow, in Golden Ring cities of Volga, in Rostov, Odessa, in Siberia , etc
So what?
You think you made a major linguistic discovery?
English is also different in UK, USA, Australia, South Africa, New Zealand, Canada, etc so what??????
watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
@watcherwatcher2 Ukraine is not a Russian colony therfore your comparing it to English colonies such as USA, Australia is stupid - why am I not surprised? - the point I was making is the language mix used by Ukrainian Russian speakers is very broadly variagated mixture especially in the East of Ukraine - there the language they speak is a dialect of Ukrainian - it is not Russian. Don't be so narrow minded - you are a victim of Soviet Regime
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek
Ukraine was part of Russia that became Ukrainian Socialist Republic in 1921 when Bolsheviks killed the Tzar and made up USSR and became separate country(or rather was separated) in 1991.
Anyway, is this your job in Canada to write shit about Russians?
I doubt anyone is paying for it these days...Are you a "Veteran of Cold War" who does not know what to do with himself? Have you gotten your brain fucked up in the process?
watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
@majorgeeek
Слышишь, филолог! И где это ты набрался такой чепухи? Всё у нас тут нормально с литературным русским языком. В среднем, не хуже, чем в России. А мелкие вопросы произношения, как то всякое "шо" вместо "что", так это настолько же легитимное отклонение от классической нормы как и ваше поволжское О-канье. Да и вообще, Украина - достаточно обширная территория, чтобы всякие утверждения о ней в целом по данному вопросу были как минимум профанацией.
parahumanoid 1 year ago
@parahumanoid - Russian is foreign language in Ukraine - it is not native to Ukraine and it is also not native to Russia - Russian language is in global decline - Russian Empire is headed into rubbish bin like redundant French and Old Dutch Empires. In Russia there are over 100 different narods Tartas, Mongols, Eskimos, Finns etc and Russian language is not their native tongue - Slavonic language is not native to Russia - and your katsapski views and opinions are irrelevant to Ukraine -
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek
So you're Ukrainian. Well, I have news for you. I was born in Ukraine and raised here. And I am as much a Ukrainian as you are. Also, if you look through recent history, you'll find that not all modern territory of Ukraine is historically populated by the Ukrainian ethnos. Your insulting your compatriot just because he speaks another language doesn't honor you. FYI, I wrote in Russian only to show that your statement about Ukrainians speaking corrupted Russian was false.
parahumanoid 1 year ago
@parahumanoid my statement is correct - Russian is foreign language in Ukraine - russified Ukrainians speak so called Russian with an extremely broad range of ability - one side of the spectrum considered to be dialectial Ukrainian - Russian is not native language to Ukraine and it is not even native to Russia - Russian language is on rapid decline especially in ex warsaw pact countires following breakup USSR - you sound like narrow minded product of Soviet indoctrination clinging to the past
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek
Let's take it one step at a time:
1. Not all Ukrainian citizens are ethnically Ukrainian. There are quite a few that are Russian by descent and whether you like it or not they are just as much a Ukrainian citizen as you are. Those ordinarily speak good Russian not mixed with Ukrainian.
2. Trust me as a linguist, no language in the modern world is "pure". Ukrainian had great german and latinized intervention just to name a few. So was Russian.
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parahumanoid 1 year ago
@parahumanoid Russian language is not native language to Ukraine nor is it native to Russia - pre medeival Russian aboriginals spoke no russian - Russian is very poorly spoken in Ukraine - so many so called ethnics are really russified Ukrainians and speak russified Ukrainian not clean or grammatical Russian - there are hardly any so called latinised intervention morphs in Ukraine language - in fact Russian language is a recent modernised version of early Old East Slavonic -
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek
Do your homework. And don't argue with a linguist. It's like telling a physics professor that his understanding of quantum mechanics is superceded by that of a first-year student. I get the feeling you've been taking your "facts" from anywhere but scientific knowledge base. Was it a popular newspaper or a book by one of those "professors" that appear overnight.
Once again, do your homework. You're simply grossly underinformed.
parahumanoid 1 year ago
@parahumanoid linguist eh? - high probability you bought your Ukraine diploma ? - I suppose you are ALSO going to say that sort of thing does not happen in Ukraine? - also you making assumptions based on a "feeling" does not sound too scientific professor, or do we call you cunnalinguist? - now what exactly do you disagree with? - my comment about Russian languiage is not native to Ukraine or Russia?
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek
There's high probability you're a blabbering idiot (yes, I figured I'd go personal too, since people like you don't understand normal language). Don't bother replying 'cause I won't. You're a waste of my time. Learn to read what's being said before asking the same damn stupid question over and over. I was perfectly clear where you were simply wrong, and it's a fact. Facts aren't a matter of a opinion (esp. yours, as a layman in this area). Stop your bullshit.
parahumanoid 1 year ago
@parahumanoid your assumptions based on "feelings" and "high probabliity" are irrelevant - you have a choice and since you can't put up then shut up - Russian language is not native to Ukraine nor is it native even in Russia - most Ukrainians are literate and native Ukrainian 1st language the Russified Ukrainians and various dialects of Ukrainian + Russian cannot be termed Russian - ethnic Russians are small minority in Ukraine
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek
3. The statement I replied to stated something totally different: you claimed that Ukrainians don't speak clean Russian, period. That was the original reason for my reply, just to stipulate that it's not entirely true.
4. I don't cling to anything Soviet and haven't said anything that would logically lead to such conclusion. So your claim regarding my narrow-mindedness and what not is first of all evidence of your own possession of such qualities and of absence of basic respect.
parahumanoid 1 year ago
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5. Finally, so far I haven't gone on to use ethnical slander in addressing, which you have. Kudos! You've shown your level.
parahumanoid 1 year ago
Correction: I meant to say "... in addressing you, which...", but missed a word.
parahumanoid 1 year ago
true i was born in Ukraine but moved to America at three so i guess u could say that i still speak Ukrainian good
bfwangs457 1 year ago
stupid redneck joke
Avesatan6661 1 year ago
ur the redneck thats watching this video
bfwangs457 1 year ago
@bfwangs457 choose the words... it's my opinion! and i fucked your point of view in the dogge style!
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watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
@watcherwatcher2 Ukrainian nationals were bands of freedom fighters - these fighters put up resistance against incredible odds from invading Red Army massacists who in fact were responsible for mass murders of over 10 million innocent Ukrainians and Genocide in Ukraine but massive murders in Poland, Belarusia and God knows where else - they were so bad that even the Nazis at first looked like santa claus before they too began to mass murder the population
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@watcherwatcher2 jeese you are an idiot - your Stalin the biggest mass murderer of 20Century responsible for putting millions to death, death camps, giving medals, darchas and other goddies to NKVD assassins and you accuse freedom fighters fighting for freedom, self determination and independence in their own backyard from the murderous invading Russian rabble - if some red bastard attacked your home land wouldn't you try to kill the fuckers????
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek
Russians never attacked Ukraine - Ukraine was PART of Russia for centuries.
You show all signs of schizophrenia, seriously...Get some help
watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
@watcherwatcher2 yeah b/c it was forcibly assimilated.
Riaflower 1 year ago
@watcherwatcher2 wrote "How can Ukrainians make heroes out of murderers????" - easy learn your history katsap - Bandera fought all enemies, Soviets, Nazis etc invading his homeland in Ukraine - he fought for Ukraine's freedom and independence - these are noble aspects which a communist like yourself would find hard to accept - what is a communist like you doing living in USA??? what another contradiction in logic
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek
Never been a communist - maybe you were back in the day? All your Ukrainian leaders are ex-commies, aren't they?
Stalin was a scum and a murderer - as far as I know Russians condemned Stalin long ago.
You in Ukraine glorify UPA and Bandera - Hitler collaborators who buried Jews alive (!!!) in mass graves and slaughtered 50,000 Poles in Wolyn.
You keep your dirty mouth shut fucking Nazi bastard
People like you belong in jail.
watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
@watcherwatcher2 killing enemies and invaders of Ukraine is considered a good thing for Ukraine and a bad thing for communist Russians and soviets like yourself - why not elaborate on the truth behind Russia's continuing idolisation and hero worship of Stalin - recently the attempts to uncover Stalin's mass murders, genocide and atrocities of millions of deaths outside of Russia were dispelled in Russia for reasons of hero worship
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@watcherwatcher2 actually Bandera is Ukraine's freedom fighter - probably without his efforts Ukraine might have been lost completely to the Russians - Ukraine's hero is Russia's enemy for good reasons - Russia's hero Stalin was world enemy No 1 for 20 century - he made Bandera, Ukraine and Poland all look like rank amateurs
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek
Bandera is fucking scumbag
Stalin is one of the fathers of the Ukrainian Nation:
" Ukraine's cities are still dominated by Russian elements, in the course of time these cities will be inevitably Ukrainized"
Joseph Stalin
Speech at the X Congress of the Bolshevik Party in 1921
watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
@watcherwatcher2 fact is tovarish - Ukraine can openly delare its freedom fighters officially and in public even though the russians, katsaps and moskalis don't like it Ukrainian freedom fighters are Ukraine's heroes against communism and nazism - unfortunately Russia can not make a public hero of Stalin? why? even though Russians see Stalin as their hero you cannot make a mass murderer like him a hero, only deny and downplay his atrocities
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek
You, personally, can openly declare that you are fucking cretin
I can't care less...
watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
@watcherwatcher2 why are you getting so upset? - all I said was Ukraine is not a Russian colony therefore your comparing it to English colonies such as USA, Australia is stupid - why am I not surprised? - the point I was making is that language mix used in Ukraine is very broadly variagated mixture especially in the East of Ukraine - there the language they speak is a dialect of Ukrainian not Russian. Don't be so narrow minded - you are a victim of Soviet Regime
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek watchwatcher2 can't stand the fact that Ukraine is not Russia. he goes to EVERY Ukrainian video and comments on it. he also thinks the tsars never forced russification or it seems, even killed anyone. doesn't seem to think soviets where that bad either.
Riaflower 1 year ago
@watcherwatcher2 then don't comment if you don't care
Riaflower 1 year ago
ГОВНО твой анекдот:(((
alien7836 1 year ago
@alien7836
u got any else to say or your mouth is fat that you even can talk
YaroBMax 1 year ago
It is not rossian it is a few ros words pronaunced like ukrainian words and the rest is in ukrainian.
Glory to Ukraine!!!
TheMykhaylo 2 years ago
hahahah zazarval zhopy! haha
serjeylovesjesus 2 years ago
lol yes i did laugh
aaaahhhhmotherland 2 years ago
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This isn't Ukrainian. It's Russian.
shadowgirl43421 2 years ago
sorry i missed the letter :) The Whole
TheMykhaylo 2 years ago
This is not true. Everybody speaks the language he/she wants. I speak real UKRAINIAN!!! If you so stupid that live for hole your life in Ukraine and can't speak Ukrainian it is only your PERSONAL PROBLEMS!!!
TheMykhaylo 2 years ago 2
You are so stupid! I lived in novovolysk ukraine we spoke ukrainian and used a lot of russian words. This is normal you think that every one in ukraine needs to speak pure ukrainian you are dumb! to bad stalin didt make a few more famines then maybe people like you wouldt exist! dont you know that even in america people speak english diffrently in diffrent regions of america! what is wrong with you?
igor98058 2 years ago
you are from commie generation of Russian hegmony - that taught Ukrainians to hate to speak russian and to hate their native Ukrainian language - today the education system is doing a good job at reversing this russification trend - soon guys like this one who speak broken Ukrainian ( mix of Ukrainian and Russian) will be a museum piece
majorgeeek 2 years ago
@majorgeeek listen im Ukrainian i was born in Ukraine and i moved to America at three Did you know that russian and ukrainian is very very similar just thought someone should tell you fellow american's you dont know everything ur not ukrainian so just fuck off mind your bisness and by the way ukrainians feel very strongly against people calling them russian because if they thought we where russian we might aswell not have ukraine as a country in europe so gooday sir
bfwangs457 1 year ago
@bfwangs457 spoken like a true Russian nationalist - you sir are a product of Russification - you are not Ukrainian
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek right then who are you???+
bfwangs457 1 year ago
@bfwangs457
He is a fucking provocateur
Nazi Bydlo
watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
@majorgeeek
dude get lost and stop talking bull shit about ukrainians
russia is gay cuz their is to many mafias who kill alot people and rob there own peole so stop talking crap
YaroBMax 1 year ago
@YaroBMax what exactly are you trying to say??
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek Ey retard i guess u can say im like 1% russian because my grandmother was born in ukraine and forced to move to siberia in russia and then escaped to america thats how i got here i am not one bit truly russian im completly ukrainian/american and if im not ukrainian why can i understand everything this person is saying in this video? explain me that i know russian is very similar to ukrainian but it isnt entiely ukrainian some silibals are the same but some are different
bfwangs457 1 year ago
@bfwangs457 yes - I am not interested in your village idiot background - I really think explaining anything to you would be a waste of time
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@bfwangs457
majorgeek is the biggest asshole on youtube!
he is like a bot. goes on and on how Ukraine is fighting against communism
and how Bandera and UPA fought for independence...
there are few of them, other big assholes are @kyivcossacks
and @prabbit68
watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
@watcherwatcher2 your comments are too stupid to warrant a response - keep trying yovarish
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@igor98058
yo thats not true i lived in Rivne ukraine we spoke real ukrainian
YaroBMax 1 year ago
@TheMykhaylo the official language of Ukraine is Ukrainian - you cannot have a country like Ukraine without official Ukraine language - if you do not appreciate that then go piss in red square
majorgeeek 1 year ago
DUDE read carefully what peaple write. Nobody says that Ukrainian is not the only languege for UKRAINE. You are ither blind or an IDIOT!
TheMykhaylo 1 year ago
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watcherwatcher2 1 year ago
@watcherwatcher2 Ukrainian language dates back as far back as medieval Kyivan Rus and even older as per historic documents eg Lay of Egor - Modern Russian in fact is about 200 years old prior to that Russians used old Slavonic with some modernisations - Russia and Ukraine both rank 120th on world perception transparency scale - considering Russia's population is about 3 times greater that means there are aboout 3 times more crooks in Russia than Ukraine today
majorgeeek 1 year ago
@majorgeeek And also this is why i hate americans they always have to bud into other peoples buisness u do not know where i am from u do not know who i am u do not know my name you do not know my religian u dont know enything so stop trying to act like you do im not trying to say americans are stupid but im not saying they arnt either
bfwangs457 1 year ago
Львівській базар)
Djpupsik 2 years ago
That is a real ukrainian, i was at that uki festival . Я Украінец, i слава Україна
fonyest 2 years ago
ye its hella funny
ruvim93 2 years ago
Do you mind to translate it in English? Please, because I'm really into the Slavics and their world.
NikkiRowCoxx 2 years ago
There was an American a German and a Russian. They get trapped in a cave with blind cyclops creatures. They said whichever man is the least hairiest gets to live. The American and the German got killed, so left was the Russian. He was the hairiest of them all, so he took of his pants so that the cyclops would feel his butt instead of his head. The cyclops says "I said only one at a time." And then he tore the man in half.
TokioHotelism 2 years ago
Thanks alot, or Speciva! I'm Amerasian yet I love them and do you have any advice for dating a Ukrainian and Russian guys?! (Besides the basics like their Moms and vodka addiction.)
NikkiRowCoxx 2 years ago
My advice for dating a Russian or Ukrainian girl? Well try to learn some Russian or Ukrainian. And try to move to a city where there a lot of Russian/Ukrainian women. Or you could just move to Russia or Ukraine. And usually there fathers like fishing, so talk about fishing with their fathers. Other good subjects are Ukrainian soccer or football, and boxing. There is a lot more but it would take too long. lol.
TokioHotelism 2 years ago
Oseledic......ya u kazakiv Ukrainciv... haha
is it some random dude on a street or a buddy of u'rs?
UkranianRussian 2 years ago
In Kiev, Which is more common in language, Russian or Ukrainian?
NikkiRowCoxx 2 years ago
hmm.... interesting question. i would say Russian buts more 50/50..
im going there next week i will let you know.
8o)
Aleksey
UkranianRussian 2 years ago
@UkranianRussian
in russia there alot gays and lesbos so better not go there
YaroBMax 1 year ago
It really does vary where you are in Kiev. Last time I was there though, it seamed like Ukrainian was more common.
TokioHotelism 2 years ago 2
Ukrainian...but alot of people speak the language of the devil too...
Just kidding, sorry Russians!
132313223 2 years ago 2
dont be sorry ur right, lmfao!!
antonmess 2 years ago 3
I agree with antonmess lol.
VampireWoelf 2 years ago 4
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Everyone in Kiev speaks russian, but some people who hate russians will be aholes and pretend that they only speak ukranian. I don't even think this guy was speaking real ukrainian because I understood everything he said and I only speak russian.
MrBronxbomber81 2 years ago
Thanks and I think its sad how in Ukraine there is a ban on the Russian Language since most Ukrainians I know speak perfect Russian.
NikkiRowCoxx 2 years ago
yea, were asshole because we speak our own language in our country u moron.
antonmess 2 years ago 3
no you're assholes because you pretend like you don't speak russian. moron.
You can speak whatever the hell you want in your toilet, when I meet a russian in America I don't pretend like I don't speak the language, if they need help I speak to them in Russian. I've even met a few Ukranians that seemed to speak perfect russian when they needed help.
See you're too stupid to even understand what my point was dumbass.
MrBronxbomber81 2 years ago
Hahahahaha Funny!!!
IntenseProjectCrew 2 years ago
Now thats a Ukrainian boy))
Karmelitaxo 2 years ago
hahaha, silly but funny . ya smiyalas'
ultra777777777777777 2 years ago
very funny hehehahah^^ :))
"i saied one by one" XDD
L2Raykage 2 years ago
LOL THAT WAS FUNNY! NICE ONE!
VampireWoelf 2 years ago
hahahahahahaha, that's a good one!!!
blady12 3 years ago
базарок в нього модний =)))))..закарпаття 100%
sto3993 3 years ago
It is mixed with Russian
Popaly v pescheru :)))
Potrapyly do pechery :))~~~
WebMuseum777 3 years ago
wtf? I always thought it was the same thing. as in those two lines that you stated above. ANd I'm A Ukrainian speaker.
notfunny1248 3 years ago
"You thought" does not imply "It was"
Sorry, dude...
WebMuseum777 3 years ago
чого всі лохі напастой за кордоном?
KykypyD3a 3 years ago 2
haha yeah that funny..... lol
Marianivka 3 years ago
prukolyniy anehdot
slipetswwe1 3 years ago
what a lox
iwhipurheadboy 3 years ago
are you moldovian. you say 75% of words in russian
ukrainianboi1 3 years ago
he is ukrainian also he wal talking in Ukrainian
slipetswwe1 3 years ago 2
Супер анекдот=))))))))) РЖУУУ
Слава Укранїні!
IgorVivik 3 years ago
I don't see where it's mixed with Russian. It's Ukrainian... just spoken jargon -- plain Ukrainian like this is still Ukrainian, not anything else.
bashaeli 3 years ago
Atleast speak clean Ukrainian, not mixed w russian!
jamminjimi8 3 years ago
lol!! very funny, true "see, some Ukrainian guy will watch this and think it's funny!" it's funny!
bashaeli 3 years ago
"3 guys walk in. American, Russian, German..."
HyperBlondeRikku 3 years ago
that's basically all I understood. I can speak Polish so there are lots of similar words. But for the most part, have no clue what's going on.
juufa72 3 years ago
ukraina w dupie :) wtf :S so not
Kristinaisabel 3 years ago
Нихера не понял.. кроме английского :)
GRUNDIG2008 3 years ago
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ukraina w dupie :)
demonicDEBACLE 3 years ago
Не надо было суда привлекать именно русского но анегдот тяговый :)
AKfromUkraine 3 years ago
какой-то сельский гопник
he sounds like shit
mihrjutkaa 3 years ago
быдлан
mihrjutkaa 3 years ago
I want to know what he sais...
Fyena 3 years ago
I didn't get the punchline, but the rest i could make out
alex8039 3 years ago
lol funny joke
smola54 3 years ago