Cheryl has love hearts in her eyes when she's talking about Ted. She can't even put in the effort to hide her slutty feelings in front of her own husband.
I cannot express my disappointment when it didn't turn out to be a prettyyyyyyyyyyyy prettyyyyyyyyyyyy prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... pretty good.
you guy all suck... this is sopusoed to be funny but you idiots always fucking turn this into a political debate.... THIS IS YOUTUBE PEOPLE... your not gonna win any awards for your political opinion so shut the fuck up and enjoy the video. Thank you very much
why would they make fun of islam on curb? hollywood is full of jews and christians. so that's who they make fun of. it's topical material. btw all abrahamic religions worship the same god jsyk.
Wait a minute, abrahamic religions? What the fuck is that- let me guess, thats what jews say. Cant be any muslims or christians who use or recognise that term. Fuck abrahamic, you religious fuck! Try "monatheistic" next time, wanker, doesnt sound so much like you're trying to push shit uphill
@deceiver123m i really don't see what's so different about worshiping an invisible wizard over a moon rock or satanic spirit. it's just silly superstition that turns people into morons.
@deceiver123m in other words a being with magical powers, aka a wizard. you worship an invisible wizard. people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
goatbut, if you want a show that thinks offensive topics are funny, watch family guy. It's just dumbed down enough for you to enjoy. For the rest of us, there's Curb.
I asked a question your obviously too stupid to answer.
Since Hollywood LOVES to push the envelope...wheres the jokes about Muhammed and Lobster? Any joke about the pedophile god of Islam? Not one. Why? Cos their leftist pussies who only hate the Christian god...what a bunch of pussies.
It's not about "hating" god, or gods (from any theistic beliefs). It's about reality, the reality that
no supernatural god actually exist or ever existed. If you want to deny that, go ahead, but you'll be facing the arguments of scientists and philosophers far smarter than you could ever be. BTW, why aren't you more open and tolerent, don't you think Jesus would have wanted you to be a good and honest man instead of an asshole?
Dude, you mistake me for a God fearing person for questioning the intense hatred of one over all the rest.
What happens when you die and its friggin Zues?! Nobody fucking knows...my point was about keeping politics out of humor, or portray both sides equally so as not to piss off half the people watching, and when picking on Gods...be creative, step outside the security of American rights, and slay all gods, surely they can find Islamic God humor, Buddha? Come on...
Well, maybe; just maybe those people who get pissed off by watching telivision shows should stop watching those shows in question and let people who enjoy them watch it.
My wish of keeping it 'open' to all viewers, regardless of political persuasion is due to my love for this show and Larry! What a friggin show! I can overlook damn near anything, pushing the envelope is expected and welcomed...I just wish i didnt know the fruitcake ideology behind some of these people both in front of and behind the camera.
Takes the fun out of it sometimes...surely you can understand.
See...this is the problem with HBO and other leftwing fruitcakes.
I love LD, this show is awesome, im ready to suck it up and buy the 'premium' package JUST to have this show...then they bring in a shitbag wingnut democrat to soften and make 'human like'...LD pissing on the jesus thing (on the news) aside...please..for the love of god...just be funny! Quit trying to be anything other than what made you famous!
hey fuckstick, your name is purplehaze. nobody wants to listen to someone whos stoned everyday and clearly is retarded. obama is a socialist fuck, and the basic democrat ideas are beyond retarded.
Can't you just let go of the political for a second and have some fun? I can't stand Limbaugh, but if it was Larry David talking to Rush and this joke was being played out by him, I'd still laugh.
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They'd never put Rush Limbaugh in a show, and if they did they wouldn't make him a sympathetic figure. I love how liberals always get a pass and are never considered "controversial".
Um maybe because they don't make the most ridiculous and absurd statements. Like "Where's the birth certificate?" and "Obama's a socialist" I'm majoring in Political Science and all you republicans can do is use absurd myths and rumors to revive your party. Your party as a whole is racist and is left in the 1960's. You only chance of getting elected again is a terrorist attack or tricking the majority of STUPID people into voting for you again. So start you politricks. Losers.
You're majoring in Political Science because you're a dumb kid who doesn't know beans about the real world, doesn't have 20+ years dealing with taxes and genuine human behavior, as opposed to textbook lies, who believes everything he's been conditioned with by TV, movies, and your idiot, liberal professors, who spend their lives taking refuge in academia where they can match wits with freshman. You have a laughable, cartoon understanding of politics and American history, and I'm not a Republican
I DO have 20+ years dealing with taxes and genuine human behavior and I agree with opurple's assessment. If you're a Rush\Fox fan you truly are the one with the cartoon understanding of politics and American history, and the definition of "controversial" for that matter.
And since you DID vote for Bush twice you can't claim you are too smart to be a Republican now.
nope, its like a quadroplegic AA meating around here. Those dudes need to smoke some Oregon chronic and mellow out. Either way they are both right, in my opinion humans are monkeys who only throw shit once in a while. I tell people they are 'buzz kills' and a strange coffee shop, glasses person responds with a rant about 'Babe Ruth'....something about heroin/alcohol who knows....
@johnnyharpe , when a Limbaugh supporter makes one of the funniest shows of all time, he/she can have him on the show. LD has a right to put whoever the fuck he wants on his show.
Faux anonymity..lol
headonswivel 5 days ago
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LARRY DAVID IS AN ATHEIST, NO MORE CYE FOR ME!!!!
marroco477 1 month ago
fuck cheryl, fuck ted! i'm talking about the characters of course...
funkk 5 months ago
season 9
SparksDrinker 5 months ago
what season is this?
masternate61 6 months ago
nobody told me i could be anonymous and tell people!
alyse1969 6 months ago 4
Cavernous cleavage.
StarWarsEdits 7 months ago
i tell you what, friend or not - Ted deserves a dry slap for his constant outragious frirting with Cheryl.
LeeJHooker 7 months ago
bahaha. "I don't like the fanfare!"
ForeverMan91 7 months ago 2
You're part of the problem Senator!
da0217 8 months ago 3
Barbara Boxer is such a horrible woman. Telling our generals of the US Army off, while she sits on here fat-ass and takes away Americans freedoms.
GoingBig 8 months ago
Isn't he great? Hahaha
strategery101 8 months ago
LMAO at the Senator wearing someone else,s pants. That is comedy GOLD!! LD is a genius.
ponybcurtis 10 months ago
It's fake philanthropy, and it's faux anonymity, what do you think about that?
slayer2022 10 months ago
you're part of the problem senator.
Tolham1 10 months ago
Cheryl has love hearts in her eyes when she's talking about Ted. She can't even put in the effort to hide her slutty feelings in front of her own husband.
j00ztube 10 months ago
genius writing,
maconis1 1 year ago
Barbera Boxer is a cunt whore. I bet someone at the sevrect service or fbi tags this comment now.
DrPoon 1 year ago
One anonymous person clicked the dislike button.
Letspreach 1 year ago
fucking slut whore
popomomo12 1 year ago
Cheryl is so fucking annoying.
AttackMyAss 1 year ago
That fucking whore! I know that bitch is fucking Ted behind Larry's back.
sippindrank214 1 year ago
She IS a (the) problem.
MadtactiX 1 year ago
She is quite HOT!!!!
redhead5150 1 year ago
Are you saying I like fanfare?!
omarkaya42 1 year ago
your part of the problem. lol
hairspeaks 1 year ago
Hahaha, fuckin Ted Danson.
wpkincaid 1 year ago
I wish I could find a situation in my life where I can say "It's fake philanthropy, and its faux anonymity, what do you think about that?"
beerbeerbear742 1 year ago 2
I love the dry cleaning bit...rofl. Its chaos in the industry!!
uscomputing 1 year ago
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I Love You have a dis-dain for THE languange...lol
Markemark44 1 year ago
I cannot express my disappointment when it didn't turn out to be a prettyyyyyyyyyyyy prettyyyyyyyyyyyy prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... pretty good.
RageFire12 1 year ago
"Fanfare? What fanfare? I don't like the fanfare, you saying I like fanfare?"
GR0D1 1 year ago
HEY GUYS,
I MADE AN ANONYMOUS DONATION TODAY TO THE RSPCA.
IT WAS A BIIIIIG AMOUNT OF MONEY.
BUT IT WAS ANONYMOUS.
TimJMorrison 1 year ago
You´re part of the problem.
lOOOOOOOOOOOOl
wsbygt 1 year ago 5
what's up with that ladies arms? is she a midget?
AnotherCompartment 1 year ago
@AnotherCompartment Worse, a politican.
nbachmann 1 year ago
Larry-Ask Barbara Boxer why the she and the rest of the government are allowing bankers to destroy our country? Hmmm?
TadRapidly 1 year ago
Not "Call Me Senator" Boxer. What is that retard doing on here.
theivory1 1 year ago
you guy all suck... this is sopusoed to be funny but you idiots always fucking turn this into a political debate.... THIS IS YOUTUBE PEOPLE... your not gonna win any awards for your political opinion so shut the fuck up and enjoy the video. Thank you very much
stattttt444 1 year ago 3
@stattttt444 and you're not going to win any awards for your spelling !
ImahGoer 1 year ago
@ImahGoer lol really not tryin to to be honest
stattttt444 1 year ago
@stattttt444 I know but i couldn't resist making the comment - sorry :).
ImahGoer 1 year ago
++BBUUZZZ KIIIILLLZZZ++
LostWolf76 2 years ago
haha ted danson in the end lol
kedharf1 2 years ago
what fanfare? i dont like the fanfare. are you saying i like fanfair? LOL
ROLLitOVERmySOUL87 2 years ago 3
fuck Barbara boxer
Sportsnerd89 2 years ago
why would they make fun of islam on curb? hollywood is full of jews and christians. so that's who they make fun of. it's topical material. btw all abrahamic religions worship the same god jsyk.
mackeral0 2 years ago
Wait a minute, abrahamic religions? What the fuck is that- let me guess, thats what jews say. Cant be any muslims or christians who use or recognise that term. Fuck abrahamic, you religious fuck! Try "monatheistic" next time, wanker, doesnt sound so much like you're trying to push shit uphill
houseofhagemann 2 years ago
@mackeral0 muslims dont worship my god. they worship some moon rock and satanic spirits. SO quit lying about god
deceiver123m 1 year ago
@deceiver123m i really don't see what's so different about worshiping an invisible wizard over a moon rock or satanic spirit. it's just silly superstition that turns people into morons.
Tolham1 10 months ago
@Tolham1 not wizard. almighty creator of all there is.
deceiver123m 10 months ago
@deceiver123m in other words a being with magical powers, aka a wizard. you worship an invisible wizard. people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Tolham1 10 months ago
haha 2:54 whats going on at the dry cleaners hehe.
you're part of the problem senator haha
aweiss 2 years ago
goat im with you. I'm a conservative but I think this is one of the best shows of all time.
aweiss 2 years ago
LOOOOOOK AT YOOOOOOU!
Lousypenguin 2 years ago
Youre absolutely right...can you show me Larry pissing on Mohammed please?
Can you show me any Hollywood lefty pissing on Mohammed?
EXACTLY.
goatbut29 2 years ago
goatbut, if you want a show that thinks offensive topics are funny, watch family guy. It's just dumbed down enough for you to enjoy. For the rest of us, there's Curb.
alphadude500 2 years ago
I asked a question your obviously too stupid to answer.
Since Hollywood LOVES to push the envelope...wheres the jokes about Muhammed and Lobster? Any joke about the pedophile god of Islam? Not one. Why? Cos their leftist pussies who only hate the Christian god...what a bunch of pussies.
Hate them all if youre gonna hate.
goatbut29 2 years ago
they dont make those jokes because only pre-teens find them funny. "hollywood" has standards, there a reason the show is labeled as mature
alphadude500 2 years ago
haha, man..
It's not about "hating" god, or gods (from any theistic beliefs). It's about reality, the reality that
no supernatural god actually exist or ever existed. If you want to deny that, go ahead, but you'll be facing the arguments of scientists and philosophers far smarter than you could ever be. BTW, why aren't you more open and tolerent, don't you think Jesus would have wanted you to be a good and honest man instead of an asshole?
etznab10 2 years ago
Dude, you mistake me for a God fearing person for questioning the intense hatred of one over all the rest.
What happens when you die and its friggin Zues?! Nobody fucking knows...my point was about keeping politics out of humor, or portray both sides equally so as not to piss off half the people watching, and when picking on Gods...be creative, step outside the security of American rights, and slay all gods, surely they can find Islamic God humor, Buddha? Come on...
goatbut29 2 years ago
@goatbut29
Well, maybe; just maybe those people who get pissed off by watching telivision shows should stop watching those shows in question and let people who enjoy them watch it.
etznab10 2 years ago
Point well taken.
My wish of keeping it 'open' to all viewers, regardless of political persuasion is due to my love for this show and Larry! What a friggin show! I can overlook damn near anything, pushing the envelope is expected and welcomed...I just wish i didnt know the fruitcake ideology behind some of these people both in front of and behind the camera.
Takes the fun out of it sometimes...surely you can understand.
goatbut29 2 years ago
@goatbut29 I like shows that make fun of pagans myself. Or wikkahs, very hiralious
deceiver123m 1 year ago
See...this is the problem with HBO and other leftwing fruitcakes.
I love LD, this show is awesome, im ready to suck it up and buy the 'premium' package JUST to have this show...then they bring in a shitbag wingnut democrat to soften and make 'human like'...LD pissing on the jesus thing (on the news) aside...please..for the love of god...just be funny! Quit trying to be anything other than what made you famous!
goatbut29 2 years ago
i thought anoynomous god i dono to spell that, but wen i saw that i automatically thought about the group that protests scientology
shadyreefer69 2 years ago
lol why the hell are there politics on a curb your enthusiasm video. Get out, comment box doesn't need all yall's bragging.
flarekary 2 years ago 6
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hey fuckstick, your name is purplehaze. nobody wants to listen to someone whos stoned everyday and clearly is retarded. obama is a socialist fuck, and the basic democrat ideas are beyond retarded.
karmyscrudge 2 years ago
faux anonymity. hahaha
Colvax 2 years ago 4
You're part of the problem senator!
harrisoncz7 2 years ago 2
teeedddddd
77Fortran 2 years ago
fuk yeh its becker
ihab1000 2 years ago
its preeetay good
ilovecats748 2 years ago 28
@ilovecats748
HAHAHHA when he says it during the jewish wedding OMG PREEE PREEE PREEETAAAY GEEEEWD
Assaultpredator 4 months ago
The system being flawed, and the senator being "part of the problem". Sounds familiar...
epiphany55 2 years ago 4
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA oh this tickles my toes
RaynecatComedy 2 years ago
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking' Ass Off
liveletlive99 2 years ago 4
Ted Danson.......SUCH AN ASSHOLE this season. Hilarious.
bitchsbrew 2 years ago 43
lol i was just going to say that he was a prick on this show.. but thats what makes it so goddamn funny
Chrisaaad 2 years ago
"you think i like fanfare"????
rockchic21 2 years ago
Love it! LOL too funny
sana1999 2 years ago
Yes, she IS part of the problem.
TadRapidly 2 years ago
Can't you just let go of the political for a second and have some fun? I can't stand Limbaugh, but if it was Larry David talking to Rush and this joke was being played out by him, I'd still laugh.
bigollameo 2 years ago
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They'd never put Rush Limbaugh in a show, and if they did they wouldn't make him a sympathetic figure. I love how liberals always get a pass and are never considered "controversial".
johnnyharpe 2 years ago
Um maybe because they don't make the most ridiculous and absurd statements. Like "Where's the birth certificate?" and "Obama's a socialist" I'm majoring in Political Science and all you republicans can do is use absurd myths and rumors to revive your party. Your party as a whole is racist and is left in the 1960's. You only chance of getting elected again is a terrorist attack or tricking the majority of STUPID people into voting for you again. So start you politricks. Losers.
opurplehazeo 2 years ago
You're majoring in Political Science because you're a dumb kid who doesn't know beans about the real world, doesn't have 20+ years dealing with taxes and genuine human behavior, as opposed to textbook lies, who believes everything he's been conditioned with by TV, movies, and your idiot, liberal professors, who spend their lives taking refuge in academia where they can match wits with freshman. You have a laughable, cartoon understanding of politics and American history, and I'm not a Republican
johnnyharpe 2 years ago
I DO have 20+ years dealing with taxes and genuine human behavior and I agree with opurple's assessment. If you're a Rush\Fox fan you truly are the one with the cartoon understanding of politics and American history, and the definition of "controversial" for that matter.
And since you DID vote for Bush twice you can't claim you are too smart to be a Republican now.
Suck it, loser.
MagicTimeVideos 2 years ago
Suck it? And I'm not a Republican.
johnnyharpe 2 years ago
You're not much of a reader either.
Try again champ.
MagicTimeVideos 2 years ago
You don't know a damn thing about how much of a reader I am, champ.
johnnyharpe 2 years ago
sure i do. you failed to read and understand my original reply, therefore, you are NOT a good reader.
have a nice day:-)
MagicTimeVideos 2 years ago
Ok, have a nice day, dummy.
johnnyharpe 2 years ago
good for you champ... I'm glad nobody else is being fooled by the media.
pmcdonough3 2 years ago
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Lol...typical liberal shitpipe...smarter than everyone else fresh out of school. Hilarious.
And those stupid people you mention? Why, their all Democrat voters...go figure. Fuck the left, I pray for a civil war with you fucks.
goatbut29 2 years ago
No sense of humor 'round here?
ppihan 2 years ago
nope, its like a quadroplegic AA meating around here. Those dudes need to smoke some Oregon chronic and mellow out. Either way they are both right, in my opinion humans are monkeys who only throw shit once in a while. I tell people they are 'buzz kills' and a strange coffee shop, glasses person responds with a rant about 'Babe Ruth'....something about heroin/alcohol who knows....
LostWolf76 2 years ago
@johnnyharpe , when a Limbaugh supporter makes one of the funniest shows of all time, he/she can have him on the show. LD has a right to put whoever the fuck he wants on his show.
dwoodall8979 2 years ago
you see these slacks? dry cleaners. LMAO
ROLLitOVERmySOUL87 2 years ago 3
fanfare hahhah
olbleo 3 years ago 2