Nope, while I do like the basic Idea of Java as a cross platform programming language, it really shows how slow it can become when playing games, such as Minecraft. But never the less, I like Java.
@noxemux Ya but i dont want all that sex stuff being shown to the public that is gross. But i really like Java its a cool language, except there is SO MUCH to it I have tons to learn for decades
@donfahkindjango Nobody is alive from the 1800's and before then. We all have a common destiny. You are going to join them too, be prepared to meet God!
Java is the future ? Right :-) That movie must be funny, everyone knows that Oracle killed OpenJava and sued IBM and mobile producers for using it.
C'mon, how uses a language never standardizied and has no Interopabilty at all. Closures ? Parallel programming ? Intelligent version management ? At very least no CLASSPATH hell ? Negative.
If the hot girl says Java is far better, who am i to disagree? :-D
Stigi1989 13 hours ago
This video is so much funnier after programming in Java haha.
TheLegionRS 1 week ago
lol , a vo ver esse filme n posso perde kkkkkk
marllon200 2 weeks ago
WTF age restriction on this vid?
icete93 1 month ago
which is the original movie for this???
looks leggit.
culle 1 month ago
Python roxor
bersace 1 month ago
Masterpiece of art :-)
rafaleskowron 2 months ago
Vídeo perfeito. Parabéns aos criadores.
Perfect video. Congratulations to the creators.
diou1990 2 months ago
0:45 the boys are studying Java on a Mac?! BIG MISTAKE :D Nice video other than that
hicsuntleones 3 months ago 4
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so...what are they saying after "Java is far better!" ???
Tamerplane 4 months ago
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Tamerplane 4 months ago
super like
iwakeyou 4 months ago
who made it ?
radomer 4 months ago
I'd actually pay to see this.
IsuckNewton1 5 months ago 12
@IsuckNewton1 I'd actually download it for free.
galaxyarnold 5 months ago 3
@thehaamster
Nope, while I do like the basic Idea of Java as a cross platform programming language, it really shows how slow it can become when playing games, such as Minecraft. But never the less, I like Java.
Hobbitstomper 5 months ago 4
2:40 free porn button
tri4kata 6 months ago
AHEHAEAHEhaehahea
Soul2SoiL 6 months ago
Funny, considering Linux and other Unix based OS's are built in C/C++ XD
Java is not the only portable language >.<
But still funny.
TheRealSkullking 6 months ago
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Carlos1zehn88 6 months ago
in the middle
Thomas Newman - Any other name
Carlos1zehn88 6 months ago
I think I had my very first nerdgasm with this video trailer
Adrian22Frets 6 months ago
Come on son, let's go outside play Catch the Exception!
OPMcClellan 6 months ago 30
What the use?
dibrov4bor 7 months ago
press 4 if you use java!
BarnacleFred 7 months ago
@ksnegi1986 you know that MacBook can handle with Windows too =) (c) Cap
inTaggerPNZ 7 months ago
sick !
bulcore 7 months ago
I use Java.
My son is a Monster!
DoomDzver 7 months ago 4
1:20 best moment hahahahahaha
bla2030 8 months ago 2
@ksnegi1986
they say, they use it for watch porn, the only thing for a MAC can be used. ;D
Tetahiti 8 months ago 6
What's the song from 1:53 to 2:08?
DaTarugeto 8 months ago
@DaTarugeto Lux Aeterna by Clint Mansell for the Movie Requiem for a Dream
kishan4910 8 months ago
@kishan4910 Thank you!
DaTarugeto 8 months ago
@DaTarugeto Requiem for a dream
tigruspolosatus 7 months ago
java java java... how i hate that shit
vajasmezeskenyer 8 months ago
Does anyone recognize the piano part at 2:26 (and the dinning part) ?
LeoVEggers 8 months ago
@LeoVEggers American Dream - Jakatta
Used in the American Beauty film
DenwarTheoriginal 8 months ago
@DenwarTheoriginal thank you
LeoVEggers 8 months ago
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LeoVEggers 8 months ago
This is my favourite video on youtube!!
baggos12 9 months ago
java has the better girls fo shure bitchz
sulliwan 9 months ago 3
@ksnegi1986 Yeah thats strange...
hjalteyhjalte55555 9 months ago
java so sexy
sulliwan 9 months ago
if for one minute i thought java threat .net, i would argue about it. but that's just amusing...
ItayROFL 9 months ago
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I want to see this movie :)
MrRadicalCentrist 10 months ago 3
Awesome. Never laughed so much in all my life.
m0o0oeh 10 months ago
Brilliantly done :) And forwarded to my .NET developer friends lol
aakvideo 10 months ago
@ksnegi1986 Actually the even weirder thing in this picture is programing with a Mac!?! LOL
1984pawn 10 months ago
oooh my God I love it !!
sephiroth0psp 10 months ago
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Akylification 10 months ago
@ksnegi1986 lol its not his son actually :P and maybe this MAC runs on Intel and has Windows :)
johnnyxp64 10 months ago
omg! SOAP, XML, .NET hehehe awesome
Akylification 10 months ago
Clint Mansell's masterwork gives color to any clip or movie :)
MikeDaysOfGrace 11 months ago
American Beauty
mxdpeep 11 months ago
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HighTechPanda 11 months ago
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HighTechPanda 11 months ago 3
enjoing some porn xDD
SPPGamera 11 months ago 4
"Introducing Lenny Linux"
So apt
Luv that
AchinAbhi 11 months ago 2
what is the name of music at 2:02 ? can anyone tell that?
yolbulucu 11 months ago
@yolbulucu Requiem for a Dream
Vince0789 11 months ago
@yolbulucu that is theme of the movie "Requiem for a dream"
anishdosslin 11 months ago
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@yolbulucu That is theme from "Requiem for a dream"
anishdosslin 11 months ago
ahahaha :D
tugask8 11 months ago
which is the background song at the minute 1:50? thank you
nigel89ify 11 months ago
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@nigel89ify That is theme from "Requiem for a dream"
anishdosslin 11 months ago
10 people dont know what Java is.
ShadowDreadblade 11 months ago
So f***ing geeky hilarious! Two thumbs up!
roywwcheng 11 months ago 2
So when's it coming?? I'm gonna watch!
yokohama13 11 months ago
javatar
PegranHimself 11 months ago
I'd watch it.
SeRoAnthem 11 months ago
@cryogenice polish/russian are in one category, Norwegian belongs to the Norse language category along with Danish/Swedish/Icelandic.
thisissoexciting 11 months ago
This trailer spoiled the whole movie for me
biterness2323 1 year ago
lmao. java's ok but old.
SaiakuShunshin 1 year ago
Nerd humor heh.
hokins2 1 year ago
1335 people haven't played Minecraft!
Hobbitstomper 1 year ago 29
@Hobbitstomper if i was able i would give this comment 1000 likes !
applefan132 11 months ago
great!
FrancescoDettoCeco 1 year ago
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Hobbitstomper 1 year ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
That's really funny! lol
MrpH28 1 year ago
hahahahaha greatest
Midori731 1 year ago
what movie is this?
Kelbinstrike 1 year ago
Java > ALL!!
tomnie87 1 year ago
2:18 - "Where do you want to go today?" on the tombstone, ha ha!
OhadAlmagorOhad 1 year ago 3
Imagine if this was really a actual movie. It would be epic.
lordriger 1 year ago 3
8 people work at Microsoft
ruvarkus 1 year ago 5
Can anybody tell me what lenguage are they talking? pole or russian isnt??
elpankystuck 1 year ago
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Lindstromer 1 year ago
Can anybody tell me what lenguage are they talking? it is something like pole or russian??
elpankystuck 1 year ago
@elpankystuck No, Polish and Russian belong to a completely different language family. This is Norwegian(somewhat similar to Swedish/Danish).
Lindstromer 1 year ago
@Lindstromer what do u mean by completely different?????they are both slavic languages
cryogenice 1 year ago
Funny but for me, that'd be .Net 4 ever!
Galactis87 1 year ago
HitlerXP vs ObammaXP
JESUSwasARABICMAN 1 year ago
They are speaking Norwegian
TBLE96 1 year ago
Nordkorea
irtgu8tg 1 year ago
Damn I wish this was a real movie!
marinpetricevic7 1 year ago
best video in youtube
g3orgeapp 1 year ago 4
best :)
TheJerremySmith 1 year ago
This is quite funny as long as you try and forget that it was made by freetards.
houou100 1 year ago
I just love it!
haulas 1 year ago
Far, mor.. Jeg må fortelle dere noe... Jeg bruker java *Windows shutdown*
hahaha, epic!
TheTreeFly 1 year ago 2
via soap!!! VIA SOAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
dangerousbilly 1 year ago 7
good one, enjoyed it... and liked the cast & crew :P
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GMaister22 1 year ago
Fuck Java.
Cruisefuckinkalem 1 year ago
@Cruisefuckinkalem Fuck you.
TheRandomInternetGuy 1 year ago
@Cruisefuckinkalem fuck yourself ;-)
750gramm 1 year ago
import java.util.*
uncle1alex 1 year ago
import java.util.*;
uncle1alex 1 year ago
Java 4ever :D
LLL2351 1 year ago
Sound at 1:20 sounds familiar ... somehow ... :P
Epic !
salutethecaptain 1 year ago 4
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salutethecaptain 1 year ago
this needs more views
Zookoll 1 year ago 3
2:41 omg that is fricking awesome! I wanna use java too now xD
Skummi90 1 year ago
you forgot requiem for a dream theme
TheRealJackfrog 1 year ago
Fun!! -Nice plot!
TheDisneyPixar 1 year ago
is it wrong of me to think that "Lenny Linux" is a totally bad ass name?
Otacon642 1 year ago 17
@Otacon642 I wished that was my name XD
JiMMaRu 1 year ago
WOW den er nice! Superb : D
lagrra 1 year ago
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F**k den er nice! Superb : D
lagrra 1 year ago
Fuck den er nice! Superb : D
lagrra 1 year ago
"My son is a monster!" ... ha ha ha ha
ihath 1 year ago 6
lol
Anoesj1 1 year ago
I'm confused. I can't find the Javatar trailer.
GonegalRose 1 year ago 91
@GonegalRose it's suposed to be fun
legoFLL 1 year ago
My Son is a MONSTER!!!ROFL. . . .The Mac and the porn dont mind his father. .
Awesome video it made me laugh :-)
drakevranas 1 year ago
will this movie come out ? and if yes , when? :)
M1tk00 1 year ago
3:08 pause
read those geeky names -> associative director Jack Overflow.... amazing!
mourya35 1 year ago 2
@mourya35 Is it Jack Overflow in complements or in normals? xD
TheSilentwarrior99 1 year ago
I am surprised that the dad does not mind his son using a Mac from 0:43 to 0:56
AravindMathman 1 year ago 7
@AravindMathman cuz apple are even more strict when it comes to platform and programming... its open source that scares him:LL
haxxor46 1 year ago
you guys i wamnted to share on facebook but it has a sex scene that ruins the video
JREAMdesign 1 year ago
@JREAMdesign u can do that I found this link through facebook :)
noxemux 1 year ago
@noxemux Ya but i dont want all that sex stuff being shown to the public that is gross. But i really like Java its a cool language, except there is SO MUCH to it I have tons to learn for decades
JREAMdesign 1 year ago
@JREAMdesign What are you, 8?
DEC0042 1 year ago
@DEC0042 Im a Christian man with good morals
JREAMdesign 1 year ago
@JREAMdesign Do you censor the Bible when reading through it?
DEC0042 1 year ago
@JREAMdesign
I would hardly call it a sex-scene.. "Jesus Rules Everything Around Me"?? wtf?
donfahkindjango 1 year ago
@donfahkindjango Nobody is alive from the 1800's and before then. We all have a common destiny. You are going to join them too, be prepared to meet God!
JREAMdesign 1 year ago
@JREAMdesign lol troll
TheAlienmonkey 1 year ago
@TheAlienmonkey Im not trolling, why does everything on YT comments have to be a joke?
JREAMdesign 1 year ago
@JREAMdesign stop trolling dude, not cool
TheAlienmonkey 1 year ago
@JREAMdesign Every time i touch myself between the legs I meet god.. Want me to say hello?
donfahkindjango 1 year ago
@donfahkindjango God loves you but you should not say that about him :(
JREAMdesign 1 year ago
tha't da masterpiece! :D
fatMethods 1 year ago
I love this video so much...
Oh, and... I USE JAVA!
packetpirate 1 year ago
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svinmerr 9 months ago
It would be so great if the film would be released in cinema... But I think it never will.
DesasterJojo 1 year ago
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Song name in the end?
davidsyren 1 year ago
Excellent
elkifo 1 year ago
The first music sounds like the Xylophone tune from the iPhone.
mamooth 1 year ago
Wonderful
Yzmo 1 year ago
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claris182 1 year ago
BUE-NI-SI-MO !!!
grievous3 1 year ago
lol...nice...I m working in java.Proud to be the part of it
MrAbhizzz 1 year ago
really funny !!!! actually hilarious!!! well done
Am0rPHiA 1 year ago
Baaahahahaa
SarahKreuz78 1 year ago
what a irony, the family is all for microsoft and the son got an iBook LOL
Kurdy1318 1 year ago
@Kurdy1318 Running both Mac OS X and Windows on it, probably.
joreven 1 year ago
@joreven i bet yea
Kurdy1318 1 year ago
this rules :)
RMDOTE7 1 year ago
What's the name of the original movie??
Anakin985qwerty 1 year ago
LMFAO
JesperKyd47 1 year ago
javatar! lol
adambadun 1 year ago
Fuck Microsoft! LINUX is the answer!
TheRandomInternetGuy 1 year ago
nei og nei så fantastisk!!
Sagaelise89 1 year ago
could someone tell me what were the title of the songs played in this video? i remember hearing this for another movie.
seeetoh 1 year ago
@seetoh:
the first song is the theme of "American Beauty"
next is: T.Rex - Children Of The Revolution
then it is the Windows Shutdown sound of Windows XP :-P
then again the American Beauty theme
next ist Clint Mansell - Lux Aeterna
then again the American Beauty
and the last is Turtles - Happy Together
Tschugge 1 year ago 42
@Tschugge thanks so much!
seeetoh 1 year ago
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seeetoh 1 year ago
@Tschugge
American Beauty Theme is Requiem for a dream by Clint Mansell
DimaoBrasi 1 year ago
@Tschugge First song is American Dream by Jakata:)
imshaneh 1 year ago
I LOVE!
gkvc57 1 year ago
Songs?
WeAreTheNight1 1 year ago
Java is the future ? Right :-) That movie must be funny, everyone knows that Oracle killed OpenJava and sued IBM and mobile producers for using it.
C'mon, how uses a language never standardizied and has no Interopabilty at all. Closures ? Parallel programming ? Intelligent version management ? At very least no CLASSPATH hell ? Negative.
MaxiTB 1 year ago
What language do they speak?
AFStimo2 1 year ago