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  • If the hot girl says Java is far better, who am i to disagree? :-D

  • This video is so much funnier after programming in Java haha.

  • lol , a vo ver esse filme n posso perde kkkkkk

  • WTF age restriction on this vid?

  • which is the original movie for this???

    looks leggit.

  • Python roxor

  • Masterpiece of art :-)

  • Vídeo perfeito. Parabéns aos criadores.

    Perfect video. Congratulations to the creators.

  • 0:45 the boys are studying Java on a Mac?! BIG MISTAKE :D Nice video other than that

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  • super like

  • who made it ?

  • I'd actually pay to see this.

  • @IsuckNewton1 I'd actually download it for free.

  • @thehaamster

    Nope, while I do like the basic Idea of Java as a cross platform programming language, it really shows how slow it can become when playing games, such as Minecraft. But never the less, I like Java.

  • 2:40 free porn button

  • AHEHAEAHEhaehahea

  • Funny, considering Linux and other Unix based OS's are built in C/C++ XD

    Java is not the only portable language >.<

    But still funny.

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  • in the middle

    Thomas Newman - Any other name

    

  • I think I had my very first nerdgasm with this video trailer 

  • Come on son, let's go outside play Catch the Exception!

  • What the use?

  • press 4 if you use java!

  • @ksnegi1986 you know that MacBook can handle with Windows too =) (c) Cap

  • sick !

  • I use Java.

    My son is a Monster!

  • 1:20 best moment hahahahahaha

  • @ksnegi1986

    they say, they use it for watch porn, the only thing for a MAC can be used. ;D

  • What's the song from 1:53 to 2:08?

  • @DaTarugeto Lux Aeterna by Clint Mansell for the Movie Requiem for a Dream

  • @kishan4910 Thank you!

  • @DaTarugeto Requiem for a dream

  • java java java... how i hate that shit

  • Does anyone recognize the piano part at 2:26 (and the dinning part) ?

  • @LeoVEggers American Dream - Jakatta

    Used in the American Beauty film

  • @DenwarTheoriginal thank you

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  • This is my favourite video on youtube!!

  • java has the better girls fo shure bitchz

  • @ksnegi1986 Yeah thats strange...

  • java so sexy

  • if for one minute i thought java threat .net, i would argue about it. but that's just amusing...

  • Awesome. Never laughed so much in all my life.

  • Brilliantly done :) And forwarded to my .NET developer friends lol

  • @ksnegi1986 Actually the even weirder thing in this picture is programing with a Mac!?! LOL

  • oooh my God I love it !!

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  • @ksnegi1986 lol its not his son actually :P and maybe this MAC runs on Intel and has Windows :)

  • omg! SOAP, XML, .NET hehehe awesome

  • Clint Mansell's masterwork gives color to any clip or movie :)

  • American Beauty

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  • enjoing some porn xDD

  • "Introducing Lenny Linux"

    So apt

    Luv that

  • what is the name of music at 2:02 ? can anyone tell that?

  • @yolbulucu Requiem for a Dream

  • @yolbulucu that is theme of the movie "Requiem for a dream"

  • ahahaha :D

  • which is the background song at the minute 1:50? thank you

  • 10 people dont know what Java is.

  • So f***ing geeky hilarious! Two thumbs up!

  • So when's it coming?? I'm gonna watch!

  • javatar

  • I'd watch it.

  • @cryogenice polish/russian are in one category, Norwegian belongs to the Norse language category along with Danish/Swedish/Icelandic.

  • This trailer spoiled the whole movie for me

  • lmao. java's ok but old.

  • Nerd humor heh.

  • 1335 people haven't played Minecraft!

  • @Hobbitstomper if i was able i would give this comment 1000 likes !

  • great!

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  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkk

    That's really funny! lol

  • hahahahaha greatest

  • what movie is this?

  • Java > ALL!!

  • 2:18 - "Where do you want to go today?" on the tombstone, ha ha!

  • Imagine if this was really a actual movie. It would be epic.

  • 8 people work at Microsoft

  • Can anybody tell me what lenguage are they talking? pole or russian isnt??

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  • Can anybody tell me what lenguage are they talking? it is something like pole or russian??

  • @elpankystuck No, Polish and Russian belong to a completely different language family. This is Norwegian(somewhat similar to Swedish/Danish).

  • @Lindstromer what do u mean by completely different?????they are both slavic languages

  • Funny but for me, that'd be .Net 4 ever!

  • HitlerXP vs ObammaXP

  • They are speaking Norwegian

  • Nordkorea

  • Damn I wish this was a real movie!

  • best video in youtube

  • best :)

  • This is quite funny as long as you try and forget that it was made by freetards.

  • I just love it!

  • Far, mor.. Jeg må fortelle dere noe... Jeg bruker java *Windows shutdown*

    hahaha, epic!

  • via soap!!! VIA SOAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

  • good one, enjoyed it... and liked the cast & crew :P

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  • Fuck Java.

  • @Cruisefuckinkalem Fuck you.

  • @Cruisefuckinkalem fuck yourself ;-)

  • import java.util.*

  • import java.util.*;

  • Java 4ever :D

  • Sound at 1:20 sounds familiar ... somehow ... :P

    Epic !

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  • this needs more views

  • 2:41 omg that is fricking awesome! I wanna use java too now xD

  • you forgot requiem for a dream theme

  • Fun!! -Nice plot!

  • is it wrong of me to think that "Lenny Linux" is a totally bad ass name?

  • @Otacon642 I wished that was my name XD

  • WOW den er nice! Superb : D

  • Fuck den er nice! Superb : D

  • "My son is a monster!" ... ha ha ha ha

  • lol

  • I'm confused. I can't find the Javatar trailer.

  • @GonegalRose it's suposed to be fun

  • My Son is a MONSTER!!!ROFL. . . .The Mac and the porn dont mind his father. .

    Awesome video it made me laugh :-)

  • will this movie come out ? and if yes , when? :)

  • 3:08 pause

    read those geeky names -> associative director Jack Overflow.... amazing!

  • @mourya35 Is it Jack Overflow in complements or in normals? xD

  • I am surprised that the dad does not mind his son using a Mac from 0:43 to 0:56

  • @AravindMathman cuz apple are even more strict when it comes to platform and programming... its open source that scares him:LL

  • you guys i wamnted to share on facebook but it has a sex scene that ruins the video

  • @JREAMdesign u can do that I found this link through facebook :)

  • @noxemux Ya but i dont want all that sex stuff being shown to the public that is gross. But i really like Java its a cool language, except there is SO MUCH to it I have tons to learn for decades

  • @JREAMdesign What are you, 8?

  • @DEC0042 Im a Christian man with good morals

  • @JREAMdesign Do you censor the Bible when reading through it?

  • @JREAMdesign

    I would hardly call it a sex-scene.. "Jesus Rules Everything Around Me"?? wtf?

  • @donfahkindjango Nobody is alive from the 1800's and before then. We all have a common destiny. You are going to join them too, be prepared to meet God!

  • @JREAMdesign lol troll

  • @TheAlienmonkey Im not trolling, why does everything on YT comments have to be a joke?

  • @JREAMdesign stop trolling dude, not cool

  • @JREAMdesign Every time i touch myself between the legs I meet god.. Want me to say hello?

  • @donfahkindjango God loves you but you should not say that about him :(

  • tha't da masterpiece! :D

  • I love this video so much...

    Oh, and... I USE JAVA!

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  • It would be so great if the film would be released in cinema... But I think it never will.

  • Excellent

  • The first music sounds like the Xylophone tune from the iPhone.

  • Wonderful

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  • BUE-NI-SI-MO !!!

  • lol...nice...I m working in java.Proud to be the part of it

  • really funny !!!! actually hilarious!!! well done

  • Baaahahahaa

  • what a irony, the family is all for microsoft and the son got an iBook LOL

  • @Kurdy1318 Running both Mac OS X and Windows on it, probably.

  • @joreven i bet yea

  • this rules :)

  • What's the name of the original movie??

  • LMFAO

  • javatar! lol

  • Fuck Microsoft! LINUX is the answer!

  • nei og nei så fantastisk!!

  • could someone tell me what were the title of the songs played in this video? i remember hearing this for another movie.

  • @seetoh:

    the first song is the theme of "American Beauty"

    next is: T.Rex - Children Of The Revolution

    then it is the Windows Shutdown sound of Windows XP :-P

    then again the American Beauty theme

    next ist Clint Mansell - Lux Aeterna

    then again the American Beauty

    and the last is Turtles - Happy Together

  • @Tschugge thanks so much!

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  • @Tschugge

    American Beauty Theme is Requiem for a dream by Clint Mansell

  • @Tschugge First song is American Dream by Jakata:)

  • I LOVE!

  • Songs?

  • Java is the future ? Right :-) That movie must be funny, everyone knows that Oracle killed OpenJava and sued IBM and mobile producers for using it.

    C'mon, how uses a language never standardizied and has no Interopabilty at all. Closures ? Parallel programming ? Intelligent version management ? At very least no CLASSPATH hell ? Negative.

  • What language do they speak?