Mark Dolan and the Man With 84 Kids | Channel 4

[desertazul]

some ppl are so lucky

[toxic2k7]

come to britain mr.dad and you would become a millionaire simply by living on the DOLE! YAY!! isnt britain awesome!? -.-

[muslimah871]

@toxic2k7 Saudi's are rich they own your ass u idiot!! they got all the oil in the world go learn bout the world u dickhead

[NinaSielmann]

"noooooooo" that woman is so weird

[MrStill5]

dey tlked da wholee timee where's the actual man???????????? 

[theguybelowmesuxbig]

Maybe his cock makes up for the money and his leg.

[Mr1in1000000]

whose the chick?

[Mrhamburgerable]

my grandpa had 25

[samewish]

more human, more pollution

[muzikur]

United Arab Emirates, My country!

[PrincessAmy777]

So... when are they going to starting fucking?

Seriously. She's trying it ON.

[umerayub]

allah puts barkat and gives rizk...and all the kids are normal..with no autism..ppd..etc..amazing..

[vietcongpornsurfers]

Whos the cute girl?

[Pali701]

The population of women is far greater then the popluation of men, so why doesnt every girl diserve a hudsband?

and fornication is against islam.

but I am against this specific mans idea of have a tottal of 17 wives.

[DarkenedSheen]

@Pali701 The population of men in the whole world is near 1 million more than women, just to let you know.

[123zero123abc123]

@DarkenedSheen LOL are you crazy the population of women out number men by the MILLIONS just the US alone if every women would mary 1 strait male there would be over 10 million single females.

[Dape666]

This is why Islam sucks. 4 wives? Women don't even have human rights there they just serve for fucking and multiplying. BTW i'm an atheist

[uae198]

@Dape666 That's not true!

You can have 4 but this guy has 17 o.O

[pycountrygirl08]

I'm a Christian but I totally agree with u on this

[Satezhi]

the only funny thing with this is that his name is actually Mr. Dad

[necronominate]

that girl's pretty as hell*

[diabolicaldaniel]

muslims find a way to feed their cocks and call the western people infidel....whats this then....fuckin hypocritical cunts,,

[fullyloaded27]

u realize this is just one incident, to generalize one guys actions as applicable to the whole of muslims is well.....not correct

[rtardx]

that player

[kristinariane0]

haha yuck!

[kitten911808]

*gasp* nooooo! Really? noooo! ...LOL stupid annoying British bitch.

[Hayking7]

i bet they forget each others names....eeeemmmm is that u jim? no...brian? no....james? no....mark? no....oh god we could be here a while ......... LMAO!

[rosiedosie]

oh, and. 1 of the rules to have 4 wives is, ONLY if he is able to provide. spritually, emotionally and financially. but mark mentioned that he's penniless. so im wondering who is providing for those children???

[rosiedosie]

im a muslim but i dont think this is right. yes a man can marry up to 4 women but to divorce them in order for him to marry other women is DEFINITELY not right. divorcing should be the laaast thing a married couple should go through in Islam. gosh this is tricky

[allah12311]

noooooooooo stfu bitch

[DoMiinKcANBayBee]

*Gasps* NOOO

LmFaO

i bet thoses kids hardly know who's their siblings

[xxmetioqurexx]

he likes her ;D

[agaragarlove]

the girl is like "nooooooooo...."

[princerah123]

huh? nooooo..

[MickeyLove01]

muslims and jews all breed like rabbits, they need the children to be brainwashed young...

[serjejunkie08]

well thats a long nooooy.

[sugoiking]

if all 84 of them have like 4 children each, then that guy would like have 336 grandchildren! DAAM! then if each of those 336 grandchildren have like another 4 children each, they would have 1344, and them those great grandchildren have another 4 kids then the family would have like 5376 people.. fcuk! too much banging going on

[sarre95]

Thé girl whos saying nöööi all the time makes me go nuts!

[FlowerOfPeace101]

omg hes gonna have alot of grandchildren and also when they grow up and they have kids then the kids would ahve alot of cousins because their father and mothers had 84!!! children holy crow

[vasbyollu]

Now...

Under islamic "law" there is not such rule, thats tells you that you can have upp to 4 wives.

For example, Some peoples in terrorist groups that are religously muslims, belives that "infidells" must be executed and killed in the name of god..

,However, some other muslims belives that human does not have the right to kill another human. That only god has the right to give and take lifes.

Just wanted to "reflect" his words.

Because some people reflects or represents islam very bad/poorly.

[Ch3ck3rs88]

*gasps* noo!!

[imawarrior1]

hes got one fking leg also i also wonder why the fuk women go for him...

[notoncemoreagain]

He probably has a 15" dick, and dates chicks who have dated hung dudes.. and the chicks just wanted what they had before and some... I only have 9 1/2"... so I am sure one of my exes hit him up for that extra 6"

[ionaSMEGLY]

i bet he had fun...

making those kiddies...

and shit..

i bet his wifes..have the biggest freakin stretch marks EVER

[pugzlie18]

he must be a busy man

[ilovegemo]

holy, the interveiwer is beautiful!

[Shokeybutsi]

the interviewer is so hot....i almost jizzed in my pants listening to her

[elcaboose]

his dick must be broken.

[wannabeher]

mark dolan is sexy.

[loptopflop]

he needs to get a hobbie!

[Isaac0dude]

he seems to have one already..

[Oodikss]

Nice response.

[puddingpants7]

Hey I love sex... but wear some protection once in awhile jesus lol.

[flump64]

I,ts a wonder his pecker has,nt fallen off! Has he not got any t.v. Lol !

[d12ckool]

imagine child support for 84 kids...

[xXxnimixXx]

that is ALOT of money!

[dodgydogman]

And a lot of kids to feed :/...

[GazaStew]

this interviewers pretty ;)

[DangerousNewb]

fukin mormons

[hobgoblins5]

He's muslim, not mormon.

[DangerousNewb]

i no, i commented without watching the entire video

[pAuLa7036]

dont he get tired of sex?

[bezzarufc2008]

wow

[zulonz]

noooo, NOOO!  no! no... *laugh* NOO! no!

Girl was annoying!

[chamillionairekid]

Excellent video!

[jam1250]

bloody hell how many times tis man make luv get in there son

[saffylicious78]

When BBC website allows Australia to view their videos I might help you out :P

[Youngsy5]

I was expecting a clip or something....

[sholafly]

84 KIDS ,WOW THE RANDY SOD

[Valdraya]

Skins is a terrible programme, talk about selling sex. The scenes with girls jumping around in underwear appear to be thrown in to desperately grab viewers lost through poor acting and plotlines.. imho.

[Kandarian]

Too true, apparently it's real life too!

[Youngsy5]

agreed

[FaulknerProgramming]

woo that makes me not want to use a condom anymore!!!

[blazerrips91]

thats some fuckin spree i envy him

[chunck55]

this dude must be hung like a horse!

[callan666]

BEST AMERICAN PROGRAMS - (IMHO) The Simpsons Curb Your Enthusiam Jackass South Park Family Guy Lost 24 Heros Jerry Springer Spongebob Squarepants Obviously i think English TV is better as i've grown up with it, i'm sure most Americans feel that their TV programs are better for the same reason, which is underastandable.

[callan666]

BEST ENGLISH PROGRAMS - (IMHO) Peep Show Only Fools The Inbetweeners Trigger Happy TV Pheonix Nights IT Crowd X Factor Extras The Office Top Gear Ramseys Kitchen Nightmares Steptoe and Son Mock the Week Dirty Sanchez Gavin and Stacey

[johnsmith0133]

You mean to tell me balls of steel and 8 out of 10 cats aren't on that list?

[ImConfus3d]

wat list

[callan666]

I forgot to mention there were loads more programs i couldn't fit in. Balls of Steel and 8 out of 10 cats definately come under that catergory.

[Zaggutch]

QI?

[callan666]

Nevermind the Buzzcocks...? lol

[Zaggutch]

Doctor Who?

[callan666]

Personally don't like Doctor Who...Skins?

Shameless...?

[Zaggutch]

Shameless was great early on, before the creator took a back seat.

Most of your mentions are fairly recent shows... ever seen Fawlty Towers?

It's pretty much the best thing ever created.

[pidgeli]

LOVE IT!

[myChocolateArmy]

'the youngest is 3 months old'

'is that even possible?'

yes bitch, it is :\

[lindobff]

well maybe not for some people, cause he's 84 and well can u imagine him at age with 1 leg having...erm....you know what.....! i know i'm only 11 but there u go!!!

[GHtremelo]

The only good American remake ever is Whose line.

[1000narutokun]

ok there is an argument about tv look both countries have good tv and shit tv i like firends fraiser stc in uk little britain whose line is it anyway ,the it crowd etc stop going into one for fuck sake i hear similar bullshit for whose the better sex girls or boys both hav egood points and bad points the fact is most fo use wouldnt fucking exist without a man or a women so screw your fucking one sided bullshit and shut the fuck up and yes i do appreciate i spell like a retard

[Ellsmells]

she'd get it

[Zaggutch]

Sexytime!

[AcronymsFTW]

The best thing about sporks is they use two letters of each word but coincidentally they use an o which happens to be in the middle of both words how fucking ingenious is that?

Sp-o-rk

[Zaggutch]

Go away.

[AcronymsFTW]

Screw a youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuu

[jonny616]

Mark Dolan has no personality.

[Wiggggles]

are you joking? Check out "The Richard Taylor Interviews", it's simply amazing

[myChocolateArmy]

yeah, he's just trying to be louis theroux

[TheDragonLord108]

Fucking shitty UK TV hahaha fucking hell you pussies watch any old garbage oops i forgot thats right you copy everything off us

fucking english faggots i spit on you all Pff

[pokepoke137]

...so you hate us english because we have bad TV.

...WTF?

[demite]

*cough* Hypocrite *cough*

Copy everything off you?

Ever heard of The Office? The IT Crowd? Whose line is it anyway? All originally English and remade for America.

I suggest you do a wee bit of research before you attempt to 'insult' us 'english faggots'.

[missanyawashere]

Nice one :)

x

[Kandarian]

You're totally American because you're oblivious to the fact your country is 8 years behind the UK, and Television is no exception; as demite proved, not to mention America is responsible for remaking everything labelled as a 'classic'--turning it into a commercial flop.

Fact is, the only decent television to come out of the states- is in most cases written by Brits or Canadians.

[richthe1]

Well said dude ... death to the infadels

[gg0u41bb]

What's "garbage"? You copy all our programmes.

[GHtremelo]

I'm gonna take one of the many millions of examples; Red Dwarf. One of the most famous British TV shows ever, and it was on an incredibly low budget. Now you idiots decide to take the idea, along with both writers (who are ignored completely) and Robert (Kryten, who is the only person in your pilot that actually says anything funny) and you have a massive budget. AND IT SUCKED ASS.

[redblazerpea]

can u imagine the american version of only fools and horses or benny hill

[GHtremelo]

The writers would be only fools and horses :D

[skinny3600]

American tv is fucking shite quality, compare your tv quality to ours, the sounds not as clear, and your pictures are cheap and shit

[judevox]

correction....a muslim can have up to 5 yes Five wives not 4.

[CUT3FRI3NDLY]

no its up to four wives only ^_^x

[Cpmaster4587]

Fuck that guy is busy....

[ryan10toon]

lmao paki cunt

[paddythetinker]

chicks cant resist the lure of a tasty snack

[energetic00cookie]

that's a really weird microphone. > >

[severusrocker]

"A dodgy pun in a Carry On film" hahaha

[FFQueen92]

They act so shocked, yet millenia ago the human males had hundreds of sexual partners, most of whom bore their offspring.

So a 60 year old having 84 kids isn't hard. He'd just need to have 2 women pregnant every year over a 40 year period.

[digitised]

42 years...tsh

[1966BOBBY]

Fucking hell there' s some thick people leaving comments on this page.

Guess they're the channel 4 target audience.

Oh, gotta go, there's a Jade Goody update.

baaaaah. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[PuertoRicanConection]

why the girls goin for him? he has sex 10 times a day, ive seen the whole documentary lol that Arab guy can fuck. and his over 60 LOL.

[guitar908]

lol ! 10 times a day? man your probably right but are you sure he's over 60?

[PuertoRicanConection]

yh over 10 times a day. the old arab guy was laughin at this man mark because "he cant keep up with his 1 wife in the bedroom even when he's in hoonymoon mode" lool. watch the whole documentary its good. dude he is 60 maybe over. u guys in the uk have some great programs lol.

[guitar908]

lol!!!

[xPRiiCeYxRFCx]

lol

[1966BOBBY]

Mark dolan, part of the Louis Theroux freak-show style of geek commentary.

Useless, uniformative and purile.

Can you imagine the potentialities of TV to inform and raise our awareness and possibilities - ?

Nah, just watch more mindless drivel.

How about a documentary called The Boy Who Had a Tree Up His Arse?

[mycathasbeenstolen]

Louis Theroux is good.

[MGAVBRACE]

the boy whose arms and legs and arse fell off.

tv is soo whack. so is the word whack by the way

;o)

[1966BOBBY]

Bodyshock: the man with a lamp-post for a cock.

[Frankie1992]

LOLLLL. So true.

[guitar908]

what?

[xHaniffax]

OMG the guy is a joke! It says you can have four wives yeah but he's taking this to the extreme. 84 kids?!!?!!?!? Oh Allah help them.

[gloriousgod]

that's two guiness records! - Biggest Family and World's Horniest Man LOL

[lickmybaws]

LOL all i can say

[AcronymsFTW]

sʞɔoɔ ƃu!ʞɔns әʞ!Ⴈ ! 'sәuo-ʎuu!ʞs 'sәuo ʇɐɟ 'sәuo ႨႨɐɯs 'sәuo ƃuoႨ ˙ʞɔoɔ ƃu!ʞɔns ʞɔoɔ әʞ!Ⴈ ! ʞɔoɔ 'ʞɔoɔ 'ʞɔoɔ 'ʞɔoɔ

[conks13]

ew man

[GazeOnWaterlooSunset]

Keep it to yourself...

[AcronymsFTW]

I like cock.

[xHaniffax]

you're a fag who can't type the right way up.

[ColourfulMistake]

No you can suck my cock!

[AcronymsFTW]

Will do because I heart penis.

[frieddumb]

It's a vagina, not a clown car!

[paddythetinker]

lol thats the way to reel in the chick , give em a few tasty snacks

[kalcaron]

Who's the girl?

[naydude99]

what a honry man

[PaschenBack]

lol Islam, how ridiculous... give it another 30 years! poof! gone.

[mountlandlass]

um....no it won't. Its a major world religion and has been around for nearly the same amount of time as christainality (it is slightly newer than christainality as it came out of christainality when people felt that christains focused too much on jesus and that god and his original laws were being forgoten)

so no its here to stay and it is no more rediculous than any other of the major world religions.

[PaschenBack]

lol you are correct, it's just as ridiculous as all other world religions. Welcome to atheism, friend.

[mountlandlass]

lol, already there with the atheism but thanks for the welcome anyway

I wouldn't go as far as to say religion in itself is rediculous but in my opinion the base premises and foundations are deeply flawed.

[mooresy84]

thats pakis for you

[RubiesInTheSnowKyo]

The word 'Paki' Is an abreviation for the word 'Pakistani' or whatever so... he aint a 'paki' as you put it ... racist, discriminating ass...

[xPRiiCeYxRFCx]

hows it racist u fuck up jus like callin me a brit :| it dont offend me coz im british

people like u make it racist fuckin stupid cunt

[RubiesInTheSnowKyo]

Fuck You bitch face go suck an egg or whatever... And for the record...Im british too...I find it racist because I DO INFACT HAVE PAKISTANI FRIENDS and i've put up for 5 years of my mum and dad being racist to me and my friends GO SUCK BALLS MOTHERFUCKER!

[xPRiiCeYxRFCx]

calling them asian is more racist because it groups lots of people hu are different together and say they are the same when they are completaly different! im proud to be called a BRiT u dont like it fuck off

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

[xPRiiCeYxRFCx]

lol u called me a noob u n ur lil fuckin imagrint frends deserve a beating u cunts they get free houses and money whilst good workin british people just about scrape enough money to live ur mum and dad kno thats y they hate them u shud listen to them u mite learn sumthing

[RubiesInTheSnowKyo]

Why the fuck should I listen to them? the arses havent done anything for me... you deserve a beating too you COCKSUCKER BITCH!...and for a fact...im probably more intellegent than you.... as I said before... learn to spell bitch...J-sama help my mentality...

[xPRiiCeYxRFCx]

HU THE FUCK IS J-SAMMA

and i got more common sense than u ya little emo cunt

England is falling apart bcoz of wots happening with people cumin to this country our english heritage and history is being covered up with mosques and corner shops

u need to get wise u cunt

[RubiesInTheSnowKyo]

(1)Its sama not 'samma'

(2)Im proud to be emo..at least I still have my virginity and dont live in a council flat.

(3)You dont even FUCKING KNOW ME so... how do you know im emo? and how do you know youve got more common sense than me bitch?

[xPRiiCeYxRFCx]

u put samma too exact same as me u fuckin idiot i dont live in a council home n i managed to figure out whats happening in england unlike u brainwashed by pakis ull b doing a suicide bomb next week u cunt go slit ur wrists u prick WHO THE FUCK IS J-SAMA

[RubiesInTheSnowKyo]

Someone you dont need to know... and why the fuck would I suicide bomb? How do you know im a fucking emo?!

[xPRiiCeYxRFCx]

im guessing that J-Samma cunt is somthing to do with a cartoon n i can tell ur emp by the way u talk u flthy fucking rat when the riots in england start i hope u burn

[xPRiiCeYxRFCx]

u too

[RubiesInTheSnowKyo]

Same to you....Have a fairly good life cunt

[KillerTurk2391]

yhhhh he said paki didnt he , thick fuck !

[killlerkan08]

Nope he has always had 4 wives, but has divorced like 6 so each wife has around 8 kids

Which is still a stupid amount.

[ajjaxd]

you can't help but feel sorry for the wives there