I like the way you are thinking..... but i have seen a bear once... and it did not attack me. now a mongoose? i have never seen one. i think the mongii are doing it and the bears are taking the rap. In fact i'm sure at one time i heard whisperings of there actually being no mongii at all.and that is to say nothing of the blue herring.
I think you work for The Man, going around spreading disinformation. Everyone knows bears are real, what they don't know (and what you're trying to hide) is that they are more technologically advanced than us. Bears built the pyramids!
Have you ever thought that perhaps it is the bears who have chosen the life of voilence and DEATH? Well, have you? I think ninjas being evil is the conspiracy. They aren't evil, just very dedicated to their jobs so they can support their ninja wives and little ninja children! Is killing so wrong when you do it for little ninja children? I think not! But killing for picinic baskets? Pure unadulterated evil.
what a terrible voice! OMFG! i'd rather get leprosy than watch another one of your hideously dull, tedious, wrist-slittingly boring videos. ahaha you've got hamster cheeks init.
First of all, thank you for contributing to keeping me on the most discussed lists! You're a doll <3
Second, I do hope it doesn't come between leprosy than watching another one of my movies, but I dare say you'll have to take the leprosy because I certainly wouldn't want you to have to watch the hamster cheeks that you find so offensive any more.
But yeah it true. About 80% of the stuff we know is based on textbooks and media. Most of the stuff we know could be a lie cause we haven't bothered to confirm it for ourselves. Who knows if even our celebrities even exist as they could all be CG animations like the character in "simone".
I saw Black bear on the roadside once while on a roadtrip so I'm sure at least those type of bears are real. I haven't laid eyes upon grizzly bears but then again I'll just have to hold the media to their word on that one as I don't think i'd be inclined to find one.
Oh you have to check it out the Title of the Movie is Grizzley Man and it is all actual footage that he shot and was later compiled into a movie about his life it's pretty intense and a good see just to see how he started to loose it a little bit.
I like that you put this in the pets and animals section. (top rated!) It also could have gone in the news section, because this is important info that people need to hear!
I know, isn't it cool how uber I look when I put it in a section no one uses? "123 honors!" HECK YES! I just put it there because the video I was responding to was in there. I agree. I should move it to news. IMMEDIATELY. And yet I am not lazy to do so. Aweee.
I didn't give much thought to bears until one attacked me on a mountaintop in the Great Smokey Mountains. It all happened so fast... now I wonder if I glimpsed a zipper!
Never go to 'bear' country... I was tricked into going there once. The government wanted to do away with me... the 'bears' crawled all over my car. And it was a new car too *tear* Damn people in bear suits!
Bears? Oh no! My tinfoil hats won't protect me against bears! We have to nuke Chicago, only way to get rid of the Bears. Thanks for the warning Kimberleigh. Without you, I'd be paranoid about the wrong conspiracy.
I knew bears didn't exist!!! I'll be sure to tell Mr Funny and will be booking the next available flight to Canada! (this comment will make more sense if/when my response video is approved)
Wow...do you respond to all the comments? That's really nice if you do. As for the Bears, I believe they are all part of a secret society that control most of the events in the world..u know ...who killed JFK and stuff:o)
Utterly stupid... I loved it. :) Kudos on the X-files. Smokey is just an invention to scare little kids. The maulings are really being carried out by rabid chipmunks like Chip 'n Dale.
I was raped by a bear once. My ass never slept with another bear ever again. Many children around the world are sleeping with teddy bears now. We must stand up and do something about this. But right now I'm looking for a purple monkey sleep with. Until next time, watch your back for them bears!
I love her, I almost forgot about these videos!! You were one of the first youtube-rs that i watched, you're amazing!!!
Thebbyprincess 3 months ago
I Saw a bear once, and now I'm beginning to think " maybe it was just the man "... in a bear suit
feliceyyz 2 years ago
If you love your family do your research and Dont take the Swine flu Shot or Mist! It has Mercury and Seriquil in it!!!
911truthseekers 2 years ago
loser
wakeUpPeople11 2 years ago
"Important Question
did you think to read about Islam.?
alhawy45 2 years ago
AHAHA i fuckin luv this x
BBSTARRR 3 years ago
OMG y dident i c it befor u really opend my eyes to that........
good video very funny "well i found it funny" :)
craig159510 3 years ago
8-) damn.. to smart for me.. BRAIN CRASH [...] loading last inteligent thing sayd... [...] last thing inteligent was: lets go eat a cheseburger 8-)
supermegasumo 3 years ago
i have a feeling if i would have met you in person, we would have been friends, lol. brilliant
rolo1382 3 years ago
bloody brilliant. you're hilarius XD in a good wicked way ;)
peeyt 3 years ago
My nickname is Teddy...so, they do exist
holypunkrock 3 years ago
Kick off your pants
quakey987 3 years ago
I like the way you are thinking..... but i have seen a bear once... and it did not attack me. now a mongoose? i have never seen one. i think the mongii are doing it and the bears are taking the rap. In fact i'm sure at one time i heard whisperings of there actually being no mongii at all.and that is to say nothing of the blue herring.
Interup 4 years ago
Yea I think she is I want to see more of her sister with her. you know do a comedy with her funny stuff.
Scubysnacks2 4 years ago
she's funny, the pirate insert made me spit out my beer.
rokridge 4 years ago
A twisted classic. :)
WillBG 4 years ago
You're on notice.
BradOFarrell 5 years ago
Stop making me laugh so hard!
almaentity 5 years ago
this is awesome... the funniest thing i've seen on the net for aaaages! ur sense of humour is different but great..
FreddieSaysHi 5 years ago
Thanks for all the fish
meubby 5 years ago
douglas adams reference. nice
deborahmei 5 years ago
I think you work for The Man, going around spreading disinformation. Everyone knows bears are real, what they don't know (and what you're trying to hide) is that they are more technologically advanced than us. Bears built the pyramids!
BadAlbert 5 years ago
hey this girls pretty hot
drumguy2007 5 years ago
*hahahahaaaahahahaa*...this is so nuts you have to be a squirrel to get away with that...I love it...keep going...pleeeaaase!
Madcap78 5 years ago
i like the creepy x files song in the background! lol fits! haha
lesgoracn9 5 years ago
Have you been getting hot tips from Stephen Colbert? ;) LOL!! Caught ya, bitches!! :]
ArkofTruth 5 years ago
lol bears...
morbidangel 5 years ago
The bears musta got Kimber
don't go crossin' them bears.
Winky395 5 years ago
you mean winnie the pooh ISN'T real? oh jesus, what am i to do!? I know, sign up for ninja (aka bear) school!
crashbunnee 5 years ago
omfg, i love ur videos
YouLowAh 5 years ago
I knew there was a reason I liked Tigger more than Pooh - he was always up to something. <.<
halfpassgal 5 years ago
Have you ever thought that perhaps it is the bears who have chosen the life of voilence and DEATH? Well, have you? I think ninjas being evil is the conspiracy. They aren't evil, just very dedicated to their jobs so they can support their ninja wives and little ninja children! Is killing so wrong when you do it for little ninja children? I think not! But killing for picinic baskets? Pure unadulterated evil.
onceyougoatee 5 years ago
thank you for taking the blame off us Bears!!! This way we can mall and kill and someone else get the blame
AussieBear1972 5 years ago
lmao awesome! :)
YourTubeNEWS 5 years ago
so, then the three bears was all a lie? Oh the shame! I am sooo disenchanted :(
sirjimalott 5 years ago
Love your sense of humor- keep up the great vids!
evahnna 5 years ago
wow...okay...i beleive you...stupid government...lol
babiblack 5 years ago
what a terrible voice! OMFG! i'd rather get leprosy than watch another one of your hideously dull, tedious, wrist-slittingly boring videos. ahaha you've got hamster cheeks init.
beatboxer123 5 years ago
First of all, thank you for contributing to keeping me on the most discussed lists! You're a doll <3
Second, I do hope it doesn't come between leprosy than watching another one of my movies, but I dare say you'll have to take the leprosy because I certainly wouldn't want you to have to watch the hamster cheeks that you find so offensive any more.
You're clever!
kimberleigh 5 years ago
Jealous much?
See if you can do better as the old saying goes "Put up or Shut up"
AsheDarkthorne 5 years ago
wow! another hater! look everyone! another LOSER hater. get a life dude. move on.
DaveStuckInOklahoma 5 years ago
lmao hysterical
AsheDarkthorne 5 years ago
thank you :) <3
kimberleigh 5 years ago
The music goes so well with it haha
mmaanyda 5 years ago
Thanks, I wrote that myself.
just kidding of course. :)
kimberleigh 5 years ago
But yeah it true. About 80% of the stuff we know is based on textbooks and media. Most of the stuff we know could be a lie cause we haven't bothered to confirm it for ourselves. Who knows if even our celebrities even exist as they could all be CG animations like the character in "simone".
tetsuorocks 5 years ago
hehe... isn't it strange how much of what we think is influenced by what others tell us to think??
kimberleigh 5 years ago
I saw Black bear on the roadside once while on a roadtrip so I'm sure at least those type of bears are real. I haven't laid eyes upon grizzly bears but then again I'll just have to hold the media to their word on that one as I don't think i'd be inclined to find one.
tetsuorocks 5 years ago
This is pretty funny but have you seen that Idiot "Grizzley Man" He loved Bears Then Was eaten by one.
DrunkinIrishman 5 years ago
I have not seen that idiot. I shall look for him immediately!
kimberleigh 5 years ago
Oh you have to check it out the Title of the Movie is Grizzley Man and it is all actual footage that he shot and was later compiled into a movie about his life it's pretty intense and a good see just to see how he started to loose it a little bit.
DrunkinIrishman 5 years ago
Funny and enjoyable as always. Love your sense of humour! I'm a kimberleigh fan =)
NeverThinkImpossible 5 years ago
Aweee thanks :) <3
kimberleigh 5 years ago
i'm THE MAN!!
jackbauerpowerhour 5 years ago
Indeed you are!!
kimberleigh 5 years ago
LMFAO!!! You're soooo funny!
Keep on the good job.
By the way: I'll keep the kids away from the zoo. ;)
dbeep 5 years ago
hehe, thank you! I think that is a wise decision!
kimberleigh 5 years ago
I like that you put this in the pets and animals section. (top rated!) It also could have gone in the news section, because this is important info that people need to hear!
zacksmovies 5 years ago
I know, isn't it cool how uber I look when I put it in a section no one uses? "123 honors!" HECK YES! I just put it there because the video I was responding to was in there. I agree. I should move it to news. IMMEDIATELY. And yet I am not lazy to do so. Aweee.
kimberleigh 5 years ago
bears are nice animals... although they get into my garbage every now and then.
karleybobarley 5 years ago
LIES!! ;) hehehe :) You have bear friends? I'm jealous. They even stop by for dinner!
kimberleigh 5 years ago
they do, sweetest animals :) they seem to have developed a liking for banana peels!
karleybobarley 5 years ago
Bears? ZOMG WTF totally a conspiracy, I watched them tromp the Seahawks (my team) yesterday and I'm certain it's a global conspiracy.
neoposix 5 years ago
They are evil in whatever form they manifest themselves in!
kimberleigh 5 years ago
OMG...I am still laughing. You are GREAT!
flchristina 5 years ago
Thank you!
kimberleigh 5 years ago
I didn't give much thought to bears until one attacked me on a mountaintop in the Great Smokey Mountains. It all happened so fast... now I wonder if I glimpsed a zipper!
Urgelt 5 years ago
I think you did. I wasn't there or anything, but I'll go ahead and say yes for you ;D
kimberleigh 5 years ago
I knew there was something sinister about those Build-A-Bear workshops . . .
gailhelen 5 years ago
Yes, I too suspected something all along. I think a covert mission is in order.
kimberleigh 5 years ago
Oh my goosh! Nooo....the bears...but...but.
Stupid government!
Great job Kimberleigh. <3
LParanoiaL 5 years ago
You know the truth now! Go forth and tell the world! Let them alll knowwww... er... or whatever...
kimberleigh 5 years ago
Never go to 'bear' country... I was tricked into going there once. The government wanted to do away with me... the 'bears' crawled all over my car. And it was a new car too *tear* Damn people in bear suits!
Renicko 5 years ago
Two words. Tazor gun. hehehe
kimberleigh 5 years ago
I love your videos Kim
negativeerick 5 years ago
Thank you!
kimberleigh 5 years ago
Bears? Oh no! My tinfoil hats won't protect me against bears! We have to nuke Chicago, only way to get rid of the Bears. Thanks for the warning Kimberleigh. Without you, I'd be paranoid about the wrong conspiracy.
FallenHero143 5 years ago
The tin foil hat is ALWAYS a good idea. :)
kimberleigh 5 years ago
hahaha XD
WafflesMcShatner 5 years ago
That's my favorite smilieeee
kimberleigh 5 years ago
I knew bears didn't exist!!! I'll be sure to tell Mr Funny and will be booking the next available flight to Canada! (this comment will make more sense if/when my response video is approved)
21stCenturyCat 5 years ago
We know the truth. That's all that matters.
kimberleigh 5 years ago
haha awesome!
shellshot 5 years ago
thank you!
kimberleigh 5 years ago
Great job, super super job.
angelgallardo1 5 years ago
thanks :)
kimberleigh 5 years ago
Damn you, government!
saralynnb 5 years ago
STICK IT TO THE MAN!!!
kimberleigh 5 years ago
this is funny!!!
Wondadawg 5 years ago
thank you!
kimberleigh 5 years ago
Wow...do you respond to all the comments? That's really nice if you do. As for the Bears, I believe they are all part of a secret society that control most of the events in the world..u know ...who killed JFK and stuff:o)
Wondadawg 5 years ago
Utterly stupid... I loved it. :) Kudos on the X-files. Smokey is just an invention to scare little kids. The maulings are really being carried out by rabid chipmunks like Chip 'n Dale.
WillBG 5 years ago
Spanks :)
kimberleigh 5 years ago
I was raped by a bear once. My ass never slept with another bear ever again. Many children around the world are sleeping with teddy bears now. We must stand up and do something about this. But right now I'm looking for a purple monkey sleep with. Until next time, watch your back for them bears!
~FWz~
FreeWingz 5 years ago
I will pray for your ass. I do hope it is something that time can heal ;)
kimberleigh 5 years ago
MOFOINBEARS!
BrittneySS 5 years ago
Damn Bears always gotta be fuckin shit up. Buncha mofos.
BrittneySS 5 years ago
That's what I'm saying. They're trying to take over the world. NOT ON MY WATCH *z snap* hehe
kimberleigh 5 years ago
OMG my whole view on bears has changed!
bunniex 5 years ago
I'm glad I could help you in this way. :D
kimberleigh 5 years ago
Winnie the Pooh is a Ninja!?!
Oh no say it isn't so! *sniff*
Winky395 5 years ago
how could he NOT be a ninja? the signs are there man, open your eyes!!! hehe
kimberleigh 5 years ago
haha very funny!
LizaJane77 5 years ago
thank you :)
kimberleigh 5 years ago
Absolutely fabulous! Damned government conspirators!! ...
YourTubeNEWS 5 years ago
Together we can take the man down. To China Town. Sorry, Meet the Parents reference.
kimberleigh 5 years ago
Haha Yea I dont believe in giraffes either.
shockXmeXdead 5 years ago
For real. They have to be hiding razor blades in their necks. Erm... that only made sense in my head... shhh... just go with it ;)
kimberleigh 5 years ago
haha >;D
shockXmeXdead 5 years ago
Thats funny. I always try to question everything. Never even considared to question bears.
nexuslite 5 years ago
I'm glad I could educate you haha! What should my next conspiracy topic be on?
kimberleigh 5 years ago
I might get back to you on that I can't think of anything right now that even comes close to the BEARS!
nexuslite 5 years ago
I think I should do an expose on the hazard of actors trying to put out musical albums.
kimberleigh 5 years ago