Best of Anime Engrish Compilation - Funny

[Throdane]

i remember in Naruto they said Buddy System a lot. But it always sounded like Boody Shyshtem

[mrfreak155]

The upcoming POTTY?!?!?!?!!

[BillOralRushRimjob]

Most these videos aren't even engrish, it's just slow speaking and bad accents for English.

[UCSPanther20]

The one at 4:57 is hilarious...

[Dronuz]

@ 7:35

"She really does speak English so well!"

....Dafuk?!?

[thebugok]

You're a dawg LOL

[RealKeenan]

makes me wonder about all the foreign languages in our cartoons

[sailormoonashley]

ohh mai gah...

[TheCssFan]

Harro everynyan!

- O MA GAAA O:!

[Lollovovisossa7]

its meacooooole!!

[dvantae22]

aherroooo everynuuu 

[GANJAxxTHExxCURE]

I um pwetty dug. DERP

[Lillypie19]

And this is funny

[Lillypie19]

Tokyo mew mew is sooooooooo old

[angelofpeace96]

so werru?

[deathratrald]

I love JAPAN!

[deathratrald]

0:20 - latin accent but Caucasian name?!?!

[lockingfrench]

@nianicole824 I think they said yellow skinned manager. Yellow skinned referring to Asians I'm guessing

[lockingfrench]

This is a pen...lol imagining Britain+japan

[whatuhhidk2]

Eden of the East actually has really good English. Apart from that, it's all pretty terrible.

It's fine when the character is Japanese speaking English, but when they're playing a native English speaker it sounds ridiculous. I would try to speak Japanese, but I would never pretend to be a native speaker.

[RollDeep1000]

@whatuhhidk2 Are Asians obsessed with speaking english? Thats the impression i get from some of these clips. I think engrish is hilarious lol.

[whatuhhidk2]

@RollDeep1000 That's the vibe I'm getting too. Practically every theme song has at least one English phrase in it.

[pura1998]

"HERRRO EVRYNYAN"

I died.

[TeenyDratini]

If you're still doing videos, you NEED to add the "Mr. President! Noooo!" scenes from Mawaru Penguindrum. The Engrish in those scenes was godly.

[Gazownikk]

hahah "Hello everynyan" xD

[MALEMization]

Could I ask from which episode is that scene from Detective Conan please ? If anybody knows the answer, please answer ! Thank you !

[nianicole824]

4:34....Is that how japanese think of us?!WTF IS A YELLOW SKINNY MONGER?!?!

[nianicole824]

@nianicole824 ..Wow, that's sounds racist, I feel kinda bad now.

[nianicole824]

..Why is Conan big now?

[nianicole824]

This is how my japanese sounds to japanese people.

[KousAB10]

Oh my gahh!

[Azmodeus87]

WTF, The 1st part actualy had really fucking good english!?..... I really think i ned to go to sleep noZzzzzz

[socks7890]

ru are the choosen wan.

[breathlessloveless]

There seems to be a theme of calling people dogs...

[elARTEdelPOOP]

6:06 She: "Merry christmas, you're dog!"

XD

[xxgianxxful]

Mary Mc GWAYER

[DarthRevan916]

For the most part, the language itself is sound. It's just that the actors don't have the natural pacing that comes with hearing and speaking a language often.

[Ravengaurd6]

If you think their engrish is bad, you should see what they think of our wapanese...

[HASHlRAMA]

*thumbs up*

IIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[NMac26y]

oh my god we should help them!! :L hahahah 

[kitlinausa]

The people that speak English sound like robots..... I don't want to sound stupid but I think they recorded English words and smashed them into the sentences... That is freaking hilarious I wonder if Japanese people laugh when Americans try to put Japanese on our shows?

[g2c4u]

@kitlinausa I think we would at least hire Japanese voice actors?

[napajwolf13]

You are the choosen one.

[AQHaruhichan]

Eggsherrant compirashon :)

[NekoKuroNeko]

I wonder if this is how it sounds when americans try to speak Japanese... Yeah, it probably does.

[Capryism]

Hello Evrinion

[voodazz]

"Crap! A foreigner!"

[RageofBrooklyn]

Is it just me, or is Edward from the Detective Conan and that judge from the Tokyo Mew Mew scene the same voice actor?

[RainAngel111]

the first one was actually my first introduction to terrible engrish in anime (talking about the american pianist speaking with a japanese accent. it was like my ears were bleeding. now rewatching it, the english isn't that terrible

[whilwheaton]

6:23 tourettes

[Funnierthan24]

"I am a pen" - Yui-chan from K-ON!

[amvlovergirl]

I swear English is my first language but I barely understand some of them!

[MasterLiarFox]

I was waiting the "Ai shiu iu aguein" from Ange/Battler from Umineko D=

But the video is funny anyway.

[KineticRuler]

HURRO! MERRY CHRISHMASH!!! I'M AAA EGGSHERU!!! YOU AAA DUG!!!

[odaxelagniaproject]

o mai gaaa~~

[MegaBookWormGirl]

HERRO EVERYNAWN. HARAWYU? FWINE SANKYU. I WUSH I WAH A BUHD.

[robertbaldie7]

Why do all the guys sound like Microsoft Sam on crack?

[Kidzilla99]

The first scene was pretty well done actually. Obvious she has no idea what the lines meant, but still delivered them really well.

[fluffya7]

0:56 THIS IS A PEN.

Ichigo, England has affected you too?

[Courtsmellsbabies]

I AM PRETTY DOG!

[iCrazyObsession]

fine SHANKyou <.<

[nicolebmoviesFTW2]

The fuck... did I just watch?

[CellarDoor377]

5:12 - 5:16 EPIC JESUS

[MrRathalos23]

japanglish

[FenrirEx2]

JEEEZUS! 

[slashingraven]

YOU AH ZA CHOOSEN ONE

[FlamingKillamajig]

Are the girls in tokyo mew mew (first anime on here) all color coordinated?

[FlamingKillamajig]

@5:01 i get the strangest feeling something really stupid is about to happen.

@6:57: Holy shit her eyes generate sparkles without shades on. She's like cyclops except with sparkles instead of laser beam eyes.

@7:40: Ahahahahaha....oh you seriously think she speaks it well.

[airwolfman]

Some engrish is actually pretty good :)

[lightning913]

Engrish?

[Blackstardragon393]

Ichigo: This is a pen

Percy: This...is a pen >:/

England: Dis is a pen

[pereza55]

OH MAI GAH!

[misterlaufeyson]

i didn't understand any of the prison part! D:

[nukster11]

OH! WHAT?! JEEEZUUSS! LOL

[Edu2503]

@nukster11 SHIT!

[Destronus]

1:15 Hello everi-nyan.

[GANJAxxTHExxCURE]

We laugh at them, but we probably sound just as stupid speaking japanese..

[BattlefieldJoe97]

4:38 She just said ''Big Mama in Family Guy'' ?! WTF

[starltrubymoon]

excel sagas so damn epic

[Allsoproductions]

5:14 - JEEE ZUZ D:

ROFL XD

[TheDarkstar24]

These all sound like text-to-speech voices.

"Harro, eburyvan! Haowa yuu? Sine, sankyuu!"

[Drago013]

@TheDarkstar24 That cat is voiced by famed intimidator/voice actor Norio Wakamoto. He wishes he were a bird. And he'll arrest you.

[Drago013]

@Drago013 Incidentally he also voiced "IF ANYONE DOES NOT RABU ZA LOOOOORD" dude from Hellsing. In this compilation.

[xinxinlovesudrogoth]

OH MAH GAAAH xD HAHAHA

[0peppers]

This is one of the things that bothers me about anime.It's one thing if it's a funny scene like in the Tokyo Mew Mew clip, but when you try to pass a character as a fluent speaker and it comes out Engrish it just annoys me.In Itazura na Kiss for example Irie is a genius and he supposedly speaks fluent English.What comes out?You guessed it: Engrish.And no English isn't my first language but I'm a fan of quality.Oh and the most irritating is Azumanga Daioh where they go "pera pera"(WTF LOL !)

[sparkPA]

@0peppers "pera pera" is "blah blah" in japanese bro xD english is blah blah in japanese

[0peppers]

@sparkPA Yeah I know what it is dude :D. It still doesn't excuse it for being annoying. :))

[sparkPA]

@0peppers i see it as weird xD... and when a character passes by fluent speaker... well, i don't think there are a lot of japanese dubbers good AND can speak english. But i know that feel bro... the americans usually thinks brazilians speak spanish, it's annoying. LOL

[0peppers]

@sparkPA Well sometimes we do get good stuff. Like the english dialogue in Beck. Not Ryusuke even tho he speaks pretty well, but they got characters that are american and they actually got fluent english speakers for the voice overs.

[0peppers]

@sparkPA Yup. Oh well we can't do much about it. But sometimes we do get quality. Like in BECK, where there are american characters and they actually got fluent English speakers for the voice overs.

[DestroyerPigIsComing]

"Hello every nyan! How are you? Why sank you."

"Oh my gaah!"

[AnomalyINC]

Heh, this reminds me of when Lisa SImpson (supposedly) talked Swedish in the Simpsons.

Hearing people trying to speak a language and failing is hilarious, regardless of ethnicity.

[CocacolaPandabear101]

OH MY GOD!!! XD

[nightslash3535]

6:10 *rolls*

[pary16]

It sounds like simlish JEEZZUUSS

[nicparmesan]

are you pretty dog too?

[Animefan170]

@Bgirldotnet yeah that makes sense but still its pretty funny XD

[blueimpediment]

i like how in the tennis match its the same person with different hair

[Leesanfan]

The one that's meant to be engish...

Did they get Nicolas Cgae to do that? ¬ m ¬

[bryal]

Chrome shelled regios has some good engrish scenes too.

[JackDaScarecrow]

JESUS!!!!!

[JackDaScarecrow]

5:30 to 5:38 lol people don't like us

[danooob96]

Sunohara... best comic relief guy ever.

[danooob96]

How awkward.

[Slayer3915]

...I am actually terrified right now.

On a side note, I expected to get rick-rolled at 4:56

[Wubisoft]

hello everynyan :D

[thereptileking1]

SHIT!

[plank107]

lol " HELLO EVERYNYN"

[juansuarez1990]

OH MY GAH!

[NeoRoman1]

Because being the CHOOSEN ONE is so much more intimidating than the chosen one.

[EponymousKid]

The guy playing Edward in the Detective Conan clip has a pretty convincing accent. His inflection is still all over the place but he's much easier to understand that virtually anyone else in this video.

[123kats]

The second last one was just too much :D

Hahahahahahahaha

[1337sir]

I WEESH I WAH A BADU.

[Masterpivot292]

3:50 - 4:47 oh my god what the fuck did they say?

[PugthugX]

@Masterpivot292 If I only knew simlish

[nukster11]

@Masterpivot292 they sound like retarded drunk people with a lisp..LOL

[TheHappiestFerret]

YOU ARE THE CHOOSEN ONE!

[sapphiregorgeus]

THIS IS A PEN

no, it is a PENCIL!

[JackBond1234]

To me seems very ridiculous in a STRANGE!

[Chandraamukhi]

OMG the parts without subs r soooooo difficult to understand XD LOLL

[lupusastrum7]

but nothing caught my ahhyesss

[VlcakStalker]

ugghhaa I WISH I WERE A BIRD.

[Penguinshippingirl]

Why do they always say "This is a pen"?

[wolfmoon256]

my god, i'm american and i need subtitles more for the english bits than the japanese ones! thats both pathetic and completely hilarious!!

[ayea28]

JEEEZUS!!!

[TheTizzyE]

seems to me, THEYA WASTIN My TIIIIMMMEE

[lukiux12]

Seriosly, Asians learn english once.

[GJ581g]

I think they used Microsoft Sam to practice the pronunciation of the sentences lol

[webwebwebby0]

I'm no anime nut, but this engrish is crassic!

att leva med lycka är att leva klokt. Detta är mitt liv.

[Chiyamaka]

YOU ARE THE CHOOSEN ONE!

[Verthel123]

@Chiyamaka

more like "SHOOOES'EN WAN!" xD

[iEviLxHD]

kudou shinichi!

[Flamvervious]

1 person isn't pretty dog.

[lksgman]

In tojyo mew mew I think they called English-speaking people to do the voice act

[MewMewCherry1]

What is it with anime and 'This is a pen'?

And...

'OHMAHGAH!'

[kjw21411]

@MewMewCherry1 I dunno, but Stan/Torahamu-kun said "OH MY GAH!" in the Japanese version of Hamtaro/Tottoko Hamutaro xD

[RozalaR]

ichigo: this is a pen!

lol, she has seen hetalia?

[aGwEENapple]

That yellow cat teacher thing was so cute. LOL

[Mekakakaka]

this is a pen? what does it meeaan?

[PurPLcrAYonZftw]

This...this is just re-doodoo-diculus. :O

[LenpaPDBenzene]

Has Arthur been teaching Ichigo English?!

[Shadowdoll358]

hmmm Pretty dogs....Are you pretty dog too?

[AshenPhoenix]

Case Closed had the best English in this compilation. Even if the phonetics were a bit off, the words were mostly understandable to me and the inflections didn't springboard around like the other examples.

[AshenPhoenix]

No, no she does NOT speak English very well, Ichigo. Gawd. My ears hurt. I know (most, at least) of them are trying their best, but... ow...

[sheepoxunicorn]

"Arthur Kirkland" is going to ask that girl for the money because she used his "this is a pen" phrases

[Carrdude101]

1:21 "OH MY GOD!"

[Faliat]

0:57 - GAAAAAH! Why to gaijin have such weird hands?

[Kaydorable1]

This is a pen! -England

[PastaaaaaProductions]

I PRETTY DOG TOO!!!

[deathnoteluva]

LOL ANDERSON!!! XDD

[Rhalant]

omg i speak english for years, but in some scenes I JUST CANT UNDERSTAND what they're saying!!!

[DDRcutieXPNARUTO]

Why do all the "foreigners" speak with japanese accents? Couldn't they afford actual English actors?? lol

[Grymhett]

LOL. "Shit!" just completely out of nowhere... Oh God... So bad...

[SaladofStones]

@Grymhett

Too be fair, the english in that scene was intentionally bad.

[massivecrown]

@Grymhett In New York...We commonly say "Shit!" for all of our everyday problems. It's completely traditional my friend. ;) For example "Excuse me kind sir...You wouldn't mind giving a lone dog--such as myself-- a small-valuable tip would you?"...."SHIT!" >:O Or "Honey, I think it's we start talking about a divorce." "SHIT!" >:O You should try it one day down at the west coast. :3

[elvebrothergenju]

@massivecrown

Yeah, Philadelphia is like that, but we often use Fuck more than Shit. Dunno what it is, but the word "fuck" just fits with anything.:D

[myfool567]

"I am pretty dog."

Nice philosophy...

[GooBlessings]

YEW AH ZA CHEW ZEN WAN! XD LOL

[artpwnify]

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[xAyaLollikies]

NOTHING CAUGHT MY EYES

[immortalchord]

HAHAHA Excel saga!



[Revix77]

.....it seems that as smart as the japanese are and are made out to be.....they're only weak point is in speaking english........

[Purufufuru]

0:48 FUCK YOU RETASU? o_e

[Purufufuru]

0:78 FUCK YOU RETASU? o_e

[rarkisashiranui]

Lol why did excel and sunohara said dog in their sentence?

[Revix77]

@rarkisashiranui i think they were meant to say what's up dog. so that's why they said dog.

[rarkisashiranui]

@Revix77 lol oh ok thx xD

[mewmewlin123456789]

What the dating sims game you showed?

Oh and great vid

[DoYouGuysLikeCheese]

1:13 "haroooouu evury nyan"? xDDDDDD OMG...I.. I think I'm dying...call amberlamps!

[amig90]

Hello, how are you, fine, thanks.