The Facts of Life (you will learn a lot from this)

[RailbladerX]

my grandma is 103 and shes been smoking 9 cigs a day since she was 13.. im calling shinanigians on the 5 mins per cig life rule! Or maybe shes stealing those 5 mins from someone else?!?!?! 0.o

[MrWhereisthelove4]

i dont like to masturbate to this video

[jayynecobb]

98% of all fact videos like this are filled with incorrect "facts".

Irony.

[CasHCreeW]

nothing crazy abt this video..

[Kandeegirl85]

omg....poor guy at 2:24 crossin the street

[Shiro1692]

@Kandeegirl85 That guy actually survived that.

[Kandeegirl85]

@Shiro1692 thank God

[mrtpokemon12345]

witch is the one about mawjjurna

[ainmo]

ant hear half of the facts cos of the music!

[aCrillicdezine]

i would like this video if wirdo josh didnt talk in the begining so i cant share the video or people would think im gay

[fermerwuvu]

0:14...yeay! matisyahu!

[FiveCoolPeople]

all of these facts are true i have checked over them many times

[snupho]

A bunch of these facts aren't real.

The swallowing spiders is a myth as is the fact that donald duck is banned in finland.

[hannahbanaskins]

haha the burglar alarm one is hilarious!!!

[0sweeper0]

haha

[maxfer1210]

lol!!!

[EasterBunnySucks]

liked it

[elementsk84life1]

hears a fact for you, did you know that the guy in the beiginig was gay lol

[Rabbo08]

would be able to hear better fi u turned the music off.. or lowered it down.

[TrentonSlusherTV]

cool

[EPProductions13]

Awesome video!!

[FishFeeler]

ouch, car crash = man went flying

[speltbackwards321]

Wow This is a great video...

[skippythebeast2728]

wtf? why is the guy like naked?

[SIN4EVER14]

who the fuck cares.... how old are you u stupid fuck.

[namoroman666]

the dude in the beginning ruined the whole video

[piptime1]

lol..this vid i awesome

[fenoman666]

Really good vid man

[toffas1]

Thanks, josh. I feel better for Knowing all of this. Especially the orgasm bit.

[snydejyde]

He didn't make the lyrics.. Just added the video and cut out facts and the chorus out.. It's a song by a artist called Lazy boy aka Søren Rasted called "facts." Look fór the original video. It's better!!

[KillerBunny47]

you're hair style is ugly!

[KANMANLOS]

That was good.

[Brunettey3]

I luv the Donald Duck one! lol

[princessahmun]

hahahah love it

[danielreckwell]

that was awsom vid keep it up

[FlowingGeisha]

Ryan is the most well known hard core porn star. I must be looking at porn twenty four seven. Homosexuality doesn't exist in this script. Beat that chick over the head with the bible or Encyclopedia. Tell me fuck face. Nigger is a good term to use. I've totally failed my Sex Ed Test LOL. I'll be going back next semester.

[FlowingGeisha]

I've learned nothing. *raises eyebrow* Who the fuck wrote the statistics? Ryan is probably way smarter. Ryan was banned from the Survivor Island because his religion was nudity. Smoking takes off seconds of your life and I've pondered this for years. All pregnancy tests are fake and unreal. Ryan has the most good looking sperm and will have the next hottest son.

[willtdotnet]

LOL 5% of the population .... is GAY! 1:24

[tjrieves]

5% of your mom is gay. It's called California.

[liquidthex]

99% of those statistics have been are provably false.

[tjrieves]

Did you know that 90% of 80% of all statistics are 43% of the time 12% false?

[liquidthex]

Yep

[MothaFuckthePolice]

funny

[Hauteur888]

fucking tough song and video, nice job on the video.

[ramraders]

fuck me

I smoked 40 cigarettes on friday night

so this means:

40x5=200

I am going to die 3hours & 20minutes earlier than I should =[

[Sodapop1643]

Thats Cool..

u shuld stop smoking?..

Hey..

Maybe u shuld hav the most fun of your life or 3 hours and 20 minutes..

So its not waisted..

smoking

=]

[midprod]

cool...

[CA95207]

TRUE, TRUE, TRUE...

[terminator689]

nice vid, but the music is 2 loud.

It is difficult to hear the narrator

[exploitingdaily]

meh

[Amakillyou]

So? How did this get such a high rating? Yaaawn.

[bluefootedpig]

because most people find interesting facts to be interesting.

[79KamiKaZEE]

not all of these are true. and that guy that got hit at the crosswalk lived. its on tv all the time on like max ex and stuff

[bluefootedpig]

which ones are false?

[killerk251]

most of them arn't "true" but there is no straight out lies really

[IreneWit]

IT MUST SUCK SO BAD IF you were the guy getting run over by that car!

[ericcartman888]

who dies from champagne? lol that is incorrect

[Poopieknickers]

They said a champagne cork ;)

[ericcartman888]

Yes i know, but i don't think you could kill someone with a champagne cork.

[shmoofolamburger]

mabye if they uh like had no head... uh.... yeah..

[hypnotoad6]

great job man, but most of those facts are not real, they are just made up by people and put on the internet to see if people will believe anything that is put on the internet.

[ShonTolliverMusic]

which ones aren't real.

[ApertureSubject1138]

"The average person swallows eight spiders in a year."

That 'fact' was actually made up by a reporter in 1993 to demonstrate how gullible people will accept rediculous claims if they are presented as facts. The spiders fact is now one of the most widely circulated mis-facts on the internet.

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

faster than an ambulance.....

won 3rd place (some one looks more like you than you do, aint that motha....)

theft prevention device.....got stolen (aint that about a bitch)

what have i learned.....as STRAIGHT FUCKED as this world is with facts like this, this world is goin to hell

[OptimisticHabesha]

OmfG...the pedestrian got ran over by the car while crossing.(2:21)...how tragic. interesting video.

[xoxkarissax]

hah thats awesome!

[facetheace69]

The day when crap turn into gold, ALL poor people will be born without an butthole(Fact):P

[iliketeaa]

If smoking takes away 5 minutes of your life, then going to work takes away 8 hours of your life, fact!

[reap00004]

21% of newborn babies are given to the wrong parents??!!?

HOLY CRAP!

[joe06051989]

u no thats bullshit

[reap00004]

Yeah, but it kind of makes me think about the babies that ARE given to wrong parents

[DoYouBelieveInIt]

Not 21%... just 21.

[psilocybe87]

how could you possible know that a cig takes 5 minutes off your life? how?!!?!?

[chicotelus]

HAHHAAHA THAT IS A FUNNY ASS VIDEO

[etac12]

0:27  O__O OMG!

[oysterandclamforever]

hahaha. I like this video! It taught me a lot that I didn't really need to know. Those were some weird and funny facts!

[statue7]

Cool video.

This is having brains for making videos. Congratulations!

[iuliuscezar59]

Try to make a video for "We only read the headlines" :-)

[pokerslut530]

Lazyboy is awesome!! If you have not heard Underwear Goes Inside The Pants you absolutely muuust listen to it!

[S0UNDnVISI0N]

nice job

[xotessaxoxo18]

this was interesting!

[jonrmahnke]

Why do people ruin a song by sticking their face in it? Who cares if you made it.

[bonde92]

wuuuhuu! im danish ^^

[paigexoo]

liked the video.

[ukaisukaok]

Cool. Kinda of enlightening?

Haha. And you're hot.

JUST SAYING.

(:

[oooloserfaceooo]

wtf? erect?! 5.2 inches and 4.2 inches circumsized?! that's it? that can't be right. someone made that up to make theirself feel better.

[wasup23tube]

its because its an average, and 3/4 of all people are asian

[pokerslut530]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[blurrynipples]

Thanks for sharing the Charlie Chaplin fact.

That made my day.

[HoOnDrugz]

@ Hakus comment...

The ciggerete fact is indeed true.. Considering there are many many many other things that also take away from life like polution, greasy foods, every day stesses.. Basically everything the average human being faces daily, therefor everyone does not live to their full extent.. And Second hand smoking is more effective on a human than first hand. So if you want to live to you full life time. You might as well live in a glass ball your whole life.

[Scissorbag]

it takes about 7 minuttes to smoke a cigarette, so that fact is lame... Like this one.

it takes 7 minuttes to smoke one, but you only loose 5 minuttes of your life, which means you gain 2 minuttes lifespan per smoked cigarette. :)

[TamaHAHA]

lol, and it kills brain cells, take for example exibit a) Scissorbag

thats almost the stupidest logic ive ever heard

[mootje777]

u lose 7 min smoking it and 5 minutes of ure life cause u smoked it wich means u lose 13 min of ure life every cigarette u smoke

[williegofar95]

This is Sooo Good Something about It Was Like Dead Professional & Amazing

& I Only Knew 1 ...I Forget Wot 1 =S x

[0Pandy0]

Great job! with the video even if some of the facts are not true :)

[dayrache]

lol, the penis fact, xD, that means im lucky

[hiddenblood]

Alot of these are false. I would bet most of them.

[markrollerkid]

why would they make a song about false facts :S it doesnt make sense

[HakuSelphir]

Actually, three or four of the facts are indeed false.

[markrollerkid]

which ones then ?

[HakuSelphir]

The Donald Duck fact is actually false. The reason it was actually banned was due to the fact that one of Finland's various government departments was in a fincial pinch. The cigarette fact is skewed and can be considered false, since some people who smoke live to be OOOOLD. If this fact is true, then that means people who live to be in their 70's would've lived to be in their 200's if they never smoked. Most of the facts in this are merely..."guesstimating"

[djvladtepes]

Ahahahaha burgler alarm stolen :))) THE BEST

[BloodyxLuv]

The spider thing was disproved a long time ago. It started when some chick tried to prove that anything put on the web would be believed and she was right.

[JakeHRobinson]

i dont believe the laughing one...

[purposeo]

of all the crazy facts on here, you don't believe the laughing one?

[Kizillia]

Did you know, at any one time 16% of the worlds population is taking a shit.

brb, need a poo.

[panic9109]

hahahaha... that seriously made me laugh. lol.

[Sticktator]

that means, that 16% of my time is spent taking a poo, which is about 24/6 = 4 hours per day.

fuck you.

[XxproziumxX]

This is an excellent video. The stats are quite interesting. Great work!

[gromx]

60 percent of the time, it works everytime.

[catnamedperse]

Well yeah Donald Duck was never banned from Finland, that's for sure, it was a misunderstanding. I'd like to see the source of this bullshit.

And stuff like '8 spiders a year' and '61% are porn' how the fuck can you count those?

Just use common sense before making this kind of gay videos and wear a SHIRT, faggot

[TrooIgloo]

lmao...idiot.

[kaleighfitz]

calm down, if you don't wanna believe it, dont watch the videos, and if ure gonna post shit like this, expect to get a reply.

[catnamedperse]

rofl

youtube is one of the easiest trolled websites out there.

but serioulsy guys, polls =/= science

[boydkoers]

Genious!

[rekkujalmari]

Did you know that 100% of the people who take these "facts" at face value are morons?

[Nesnejm]

I'm not sure all of these facts are true...

[andyroo22]

there not in 1950 for example we were 5.7 billion people in population

[RawVideoKing]

Great video, very interesting, amusing and comical.

[dillonrobertjohnson]

dude this is the bestest video i seen on u-toob

[Tirskar]

u-toob? Really?

[dillonrobertjohnson]

i love u-toob lol

[clericalerror]

what lol, so we doubled in human population in just 50 years? shit what will it be in another 200 years? fuck man i am so glad i wont b alive. the earth is gonna get so crowded, maybe they will start to transfer water, and oxygen to the moon... who knows.

[thedancinzerg]

if you transported the whole population of the united states into a piece of land the size of Texas the population density would be less than that of New York City

[dillonrobertjohnson]

and maybe they wont...

[blackbart99]

20% of all females....how can i find them when

this is happening for the first time?

[matthias2986]

5.2" lmao that sucks

[TacoBoi17]

5.4 is average. those are the guys who dont take a pill to get it larger or go through the surgery (both is possible)

[KrazieAl]

nice one mate! 5/5

[bloodredsumo]

61% ().()

[bloodredsumo]

61% ().()

[pakogar5]

What is the name of the last song?

[koffiebroodje]

5.2 inch? 13.2 cm? Lol!

[homppelson]

actually donald duck thing is true but it was a long time ago.

[bovril123]

ok 5.4 inches..... tht cant be right

[dawnredskye]

It just means that there are some guys with puny penises and some that are longer than 5.4 inches. The average equals out to 5.4

[Blacksnyder]

Interesting.

[captainlloyd7]

True that. Lazyboy is the shit though. Good job.

[252Dazz252]

That guy is a poof, telling us to enjoy the video.... -_-

[Kirsedoll]

And so what?

[jairorieder]

if you like this vid you my like my facts of life vid search for jairorieder

[SweetRush21]

Wow dude... that guy crossing the street in the car accident video :/

[pavelow235]

Pretty good knowing every single fact was FAKE AND MADE UP BY YOU CELSYUS! The world is dumb enough already don't contribute to the dumbing of society!

[Chuckie2k7]

your a fucking r-tard

most likely your wearing dungaree's shouting at your wife about an aligator

these are mostly true...

[essextacy]

Ermm al them facts are real and sought out by LazyBoy Produtions, whom do exsist one member behind the LazyBoy productions is the old member of that band Aqua, so before you start accusing look things up first.

[walkertexasranger33]

ya i thoguth we swallow 4 SPIDERS IN OUR LIFE while we sleep not 8 spiders a year lol

[narutorocks816]

no it's 8

lol imagine the poor spider gets burned/sizzled/whatever to death by the acid in our stomach xD

[RitaJCena]

NICE VIDEO

NICE MUSIC

NICE GUY

[deleboy87]

holy shit, in the car accident bit theres a guy that gets wiped out while crossing the road, clearly died...

[walkertexasranger33]

no he actually dindt i remember a guy from MADD presenting in front of our school and he showed us this clip and he said the car convertable roof landed right on him so he was fine so it like dint like crush him rahter than roll right over him and not hurt him fataly

[lexluthah]

yeah some of these facts aren't true. otherwise it'd be cool.

[NannaannaN]

cool song..! And nice video...

Nanna, Denmark

[ohbaby699]

Fuck me? ur too hot to be straight haha

[linnea9233]

Seriously, you are hot!

[greendayb5]

you're hot.

[peddyh4x0r]

very nice video

[okidoki911]

Very good song, with surprising facts, too bad some of them are false, destroys the point a bit, but nice video!

[FruitCup56]

LOL. Wow, really cool. Except the spiders made me gag a little. :(

[sanchit1992]

nice

[begottenphoenix]

thats interesting!

[NomiSnitches]

nice jobb this is helpful

[LatinKiing007]

cool facts but da fukin musik sux and it makes hard 2 hear the facts.

[antonellaw]

italian version sounds better!!!!

at the begin the boy is cool!

[mGoLos]

This is a danish song. The interviewed lazy guy on the radio and it turns out that about half or more of these so-called facts are pure fiction. The last "fact" is supposed to be a clue ;)

[DesertedBaby]

LOL 3 people die testing batteries on their tongue

[RunningP123456]

the donald duck one is not real

[rousis14]

lmao the last fact! lmaolmao

sucks to be that guy:P

[nandopippa88]

Indeed scusatemi .... named as the artist of the song

[nandopippa88]

Curse ... I do not find this song is that ... who knows exactly how you call?

[Aliycat610]

this is cool.

[jaymzhancock]

when you sleep spiders go in your mouth.

[sabram24]

A lot of these are not facts. Anything that has the word Perecent, can not be a fact because it was done by a survey and therefore is prone to error and bias. Also the one about the 8 spiders you eat in year is made up. It was made up to show how so called facts can be passed around. Think about it how could you possibley test this.

So take a lot of these facts in good humour.

[brat8807]

acculy the spider thing is true you must of went to some place that suxs...its proven...these facts are true! so shut up

[sabram24]

hey asshole, how could you prove that its true. Do you think scientists have cameras in bedroom's and they count how many spiders a avergae person eats in a entire year. NOO!! no they fucking dont, IT's not a fucking fact. Ayways who the fuck would fund a study for that! If you believe its then your fucking guilable.

[monkey136613666]

when you slepp spiders go in your mouth dude.. its happend before to me when i was 9

[sabram24]

hey asshole, how could you prove that its true. Do you think scientists have cameras in bedroom's and they count how many spiders a avergae person eats in a entire year. NOO!! no they fucking dont, IT's not a fucking fact.

Ayways who the fuck would fund a study for that! If you believe its then your fucking guilable.

[sabram24]

oh sorry bout that

[brat8807]

you do eat spiderswhen you sleep...i am not gulliable...and dont ever talk to a women like that agian!

[XazulxWolfX]

stfu cunt.

[extreme104]

wow thats amazing

[rshstvn]

That was pretty awesome , good video and good facts. Nice job.