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  • Guys I just straight up puked glass.

  • "Ali Oop!"

  • 0:37 puking in your blood covered hand. Nice. :P

  • drinking this is like having sex on a boat...

    its fucking close to water

  • When drinking beer, you have to drink 19 beers in your life, before you can taste the real thing...

    This is just shit

  • have to piss but need to keep watching

  • DUDE THE GUY FROM PRANKED IS ON THEIR! :D

  • @stevensiptrott13 Amir? yeah he started off in collegehumor way before Pranked

  • @stevensiptrott13 On their what?

  • Heavy beer keeps the cops at bay.

  • HEY ITS AMIR :DDDDD

  • @ricoman1818 Apparently Amir wrote this !

  • haha 0:28 look close, he actually made the shot..

  • Errr, I don't get the joke.

  • @sunyboy333 .... its the opposite of light beer. God. Not hard to understand.

  • @MorningMidget and what's light beer?

  • hey! this was in one of there pov vids

  • Why is everyone so defensive on this? It is a humorous video?

  • LOLOL HIT 8 OVER AND OVER

  • AMIR!!!

  • KASSEM G!

  • you do relize since there are no calories, there is no alcohol

  • @TheAlbinosaurusrex he's not there

  • Amir isnt drunk... hes drinking apple juice in old beer bottles..

    also he normally is retarded and sucks at basketball

  • @DLtee3323 he isn't portraying himself from 'jake & amir' in this video tho.

  • what is two times zero carbs?

  • KASSEMG wa-ooooooooooo!

  • Sip sippin' on real light beer

  • Comment removed

  • @vspqbd no they're drinking corona

  • So they're drinking O' Doles.

  • ITS KASSEMG!!!!!

  • @ftcrocks Its Amir.....

  • Kinda mean to say USA is full of mindless drones I am sure there is not but yet the comment war is about people defending there country's no country is perfect I will admit right now Australia yes I live In australia and right now jullia gillard is doing a bad job so my point is that don't listen to any one else people have there own opinion.

  • Um comment war? Stupid. I have nothing against any other race, but come on, the US is the greatest Nuclear Power there ever was and ever will be and all countries will never ever match us. Not alot of people shop at Walmart you know, or eat McDonalds, there are many decent people here to sum it up,

    Power to the Americans.

    The Holocaust was in the 1940's, get over it it was a tragedy and the Nazis are the Devils servants, but let's move on.

    End of Conversation Shut up, post real comments fr

  • i only drink brown beer and whisky and occasionally rum.Because I'm that manly

  • @travlerking7 it started at beer I don't know it's f**ked up

  • this video is about light beer how did it go to people defending their countries?

  • WTF is the comment war about??

  • You 3-4 guys talking about America's economy and how we live are ignorant. I haven't met one guy who gives up hope in his life because "We have a shit-load in debt." No average guy gives a care in the world about the economy, sure, if we weren't in debt we would make more money, but a lot of people I know get by just fine. Most other Americans would say the same. Who cares about the money that we are in debt for? Won't effect us in our lifetime, and that's really all anyone cares about.

  • ALLEYOOP

    

  • This is a serious comment fight we got here, I gotta get a piece of this action :D

  • Arguments about religion and politics on a spoof video about beer thats not even a minute long. Are you guys fucking serious? How the fuck did you manage this? This is why everyone fucking hates youtube comments. no matter what it always leads to an argument about something irrelevant. I swear every time i look at the comments on youtube, i lose a little bit of hope in humanity.

  • all these comments are tl;dr

  • @blipoism ur comnt tl:dr

  • turtleneck & chain...sippin' on a light beer.

  • @TheGnarrrrrrrr Lmfao Broseph Knows What's Up!

  • It's impossible for an alcoholic beverage to have no calories. Alcohol has 7 calories per gram.

  • @AwayRunning i know its not real video, but its making fun of the light beers that actually do exist. and its pretty weird you should tell the guy with the most likes on his comment that nobody likes him

  • Beer tastes terrible!

  • @skaternoa26 we drink light beer, so our guts dont get huge, to not get a dicky doo, like all of you uncircumcised germans.

  • i laughed so hard at the "alley oop"

  • amir wrote this one :3

  • guys, i just straight-up puked glass.

  • Light beer? What? Come to germany than I show you what a good beer is!!! not such diet beer....

  • @Fabsi16 Lmao god damn foriegn people always causing shit. "Come to Germany than I will show you what a good beer is!" How bout no one gives two shits? Seriously though this is a comedy group and I don't think you caught on to that. That is a giant IMO and thought I should share that with you.

  • @Pararescue001 not really understand what you mean. I know that it is a comedy group.

  • funny thing is it says "no calories so you can keep going" , but calories are literally what gives your body energy to move...

  • @jeobeahon Really? So, basically, being fat is sort of healthy?

  • @HabNews101 sorta. all the fat is like extra energy reserves but u gotta use em one day to either perfom or stay warm. personally, im saving up for the ice age lol

  • @jeobeahon LOLOL. ok, cool. i never knew that. thanks (:

  • American beer is like sex in a boat, fucking near water...

  • @TheyCallMeGawd i dont get it :/

  • @skaternoa26 Hey ich hab mir auch den Arsch abgelacht als ich mir das Video angeschaut hab !!! Echtes-Bier-High-Five !!!

  • I AM NIAGRA

  • ALLEY-OOP!

  • "IM MUGSEY BOUGES!" LOL

  • haha i live in germany and i always think its funny when americans drink light beer. i mean grown ass men drinking diet beer? grow some balls

  • @skaternoa26

    Tastes differ, so deal with it.

  • @skaternoa26 pwnd

  • @skaternoa26 light doesnt mean diet lol light means the beer got 4% instead of what the 5% usual lol

  • @skaternoa26

    well spoken sir

  • @skaternoa26 It's just retarded to think that way. It's more healthy, so if the taste doesn't differ there's no reason not to drink it. Then again, it does usually taste different, but it's not about who, in your words, has balls or not, but more about what you prefer.

  • @skaternoa26 Agreed.

  • @skaternoa26 What if I like the taste?

  • @skaternoa26 stfu

  • @skaternoa26 you're the man bro

  • @skaternoa26 You mean grow a vagina? balls are much more sensitive. Vag's can take a beating.

    plus unlike your people we don't want to kill someone when we drive drunk.

  • @sTeevYx1 lol betty white

  • @skaternoa26 well...americans are fat as it is you see

  • @skaternoa26 l live in Switzerland and I don't even like beer.

  • @MyComicStyle cool story, bro.

  • @skaternoa26 *Sarcastic* I know, right?

  • @skaternoa26 Plus light beer tastes awful, don't forget that

  • @skaternoa26 Gotta stay skinny so I can live longer and better. Plus please the ladies, unlike you, porky.

  • @Proctrr proof to me that you live longer without alcohol.

  • @Fabsi16 wikipedia(dot)org/wiki/Long-te­rm_effects_of_alcohol

    Not to mention all the empty calories inside alcoholic beverages.

  • @Proctrr lol. ok you're right. But in my opinion it's random how long you live and some people which drink alcohol live longer than other^^

  • @Fabsi16 Prove it.

  • @Proctrr It's just my opinion^^ could be that non-alcoholic drinker live longer but I've got 2 uncles and the younger one diet earlier although he drunk no alcohol but the older one did.

  • @skaternoa26 the point is that light beer has less calories, drinking light beer doesn't make you a pussy. it doesn't mean it has less alcohol or tastes any better.

  • @Sromio so watching your weight while drinking beer is manly? plus you should drink beer for the alcohol, but for the taste.

  • @skaternoa26 it's not manly; it's smart.

  • @Sromio yep because drinking beer is about being smart, right?

  • @skaternoa26 and then they become so fat they cant walk. this is why americans are so fat, besides mcdonalds

  • @skaternoa26 dont be a nazi .

  • @skaternoa26 why dont you, fucken nazi.

  • @Nijokaz haha i'm not even gonna take you seriously bro, just like i dont take america seriously

  • @skaternoa26 Well I'm not American but whatever.

  • @Skulduggeryreaper oh come on man, australian? i thought australians had good beer.

  • @skaternoa26 we do :P

  • @skaternoa26 If there was a penis on a penis, it'd be you.

  • @skaternoa26 Hey. It was all that was left after the party. And I was too lazy to go get more. Though I did learn a lesson. Don't buy light beer.

  • @skaternoa26

    i drink light beer.....and in better shap than you will ever be

  • @ROBOOT103 you also uploaded the gayest possible videos on your channel

  • @skaternoa26

    how? im not going to be ashamed of my musical taste, pretty lame way to try and comeback at me

  • @ROBOOT103 idk what skatermoa said but i dont think your shap matters :P

  • @jebedia7

    lol "shap"....i feel like a idiot naw... but he said "grown ass men drinking diet beer? grow some balls"

    Health does matter.

  • @ROBOOT103 oops

  • @ROBOOT103 Better shap? to much uhh light beer there and youre probably lying

  • @dickbuttttx4

    yep im lying about something so minuscule that I could never gain anything from lying about

  • @ROBOOT103 you're probably overweight

  • @skaternoa26 When you drink as much beer as some of us do, light beers and dark beers(diet beers) become preferable if you dont want to see a 300lb you floating around on a rascal by age 30. Sex > Beer, Sex + light/dark beer is just a way of coping.

  • @skaternoa26 wie wärs mit Radler? schmeckt mir lecker und ich seh noch meine Eier ;)

  • @ErikWithBrain joa geht auch anders. ich trinke kölsch, das ist jetzt zwar relativ leicht aber nicht halb so pussy wie amerikanisches light "bier" und ich hab überhaupt keine probleme mit meinem gewicht. und radler ist dann auch wieder so ne sache - schmeckt zwar gut aber nich so richtig wie bier :D

  • @skaternoa26 No body cares about your opinion ass hole. My ex was German and all he did was make fun of what Americans did. Why don't you stop focusing on us and focus on all of your issues, you certainly have enough of them.

  • @hollowaymccartney oh yeah your right germany has sooooo many problems. i mean if im looking for an example for a disfunctional government i always think of germany. you can say what you want about beer but don't say, as an american, than germany has a lot of issues. bitch.

  • @skaternoa26 I was speaking of you personally bastard. I never said anything about a disfunctional government. Though I could take a stab at German morals, they might need some adjusting. You must feel pretty insecure to spend your time making fun of Americans. What, still pissed off about the wars?

  • @hollowaymccartney ah really, which german morals could you take a stab at, maybe not giving a shit about the environment? oh wait no, germany is the best recycling country in the world aaaaand we have adequatly sized cars. maybe eating to unhealthy food? oh no wait WE don't have 10 different fast-food chain restaurants in every town with a population over 10000 people. of course we are not perfect, but were not nearly as fucked up as the u.s. .

  • @skaternoa26 we're richer.

  • @turtlemav HAH no you're not.

    The US national debt is the highest rated in the world. And that's not a good thing. Your country is a few millions dollars from going bankrupt.

  • @skaternoa26 we eat unhealthy? granted we have 10 different fast food chains in every city but you guys are known for Sausages, Pastries and Bread not exactly the healthiest thing either. Just because we have a lot of fast food chains doesn't mean everyone eats in them three meals a day, yes we have our fatasses but they aren't the majority, just as not everyone in Germany is like Augustus Gloop.

  • @uniquekeanu yeah you are right, not everyone in germany is like augustus gloop. in fact in my entire lifetime i have met only fe to none that slightly resemble or act like augustus gloop. where as in the us there are soooo many cliché fitting, fat asses eating crap, driving suv's and hummers and trucks, living in the suburbs and drinking light beer like THAT will help their obesity.

  • @skaternoa26 just as i have met few to none who were were cliche fitting fatasses eating crap driving SUVs,hummers and trucks, living in the suburbs and/or drinking light beer. YEs we have obesity but we also have anorexia and bulimia, every country has problems, instead of mocking the US why not try to learn from us just like we learned from you guys?

  • @uniquekeanu what the FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK should germany learn from the u.s.?

  • @skaternoa26 Look at where all the biggest most succesful Compaies/corporations are from, then see how many of them are american and how many are German.

  • @uniquekeanu That just solidifies the fact America is a country of mass-consuming, fearful, but not too fearful thus obedient WORKERS. Nothing more, nothing less. Watch FOX for propag.. news, some useless TV show, go to work the next day, cycle repeat.

  • @qyxzz Yes because the US has no educated/ intelligent people, we are all mindless drones slaving away for the President/Overloard. First off most people know FOX news is a biased right-wing agenda promoting bullshit show so not many people watch it and actually believe it as credible. second i'm from the US and i can hardly be called a mass consumer, i've been wearing mostly the same clothes for years, i rarely watch TV, and virtually no fast food. and my parents are middle-class.

  • @uniquekeanu I threw in FOX there just as an example. You don't have to take it so directly. And I meant the nation as a whole. The average Joe is educated ENOUGH to be a useful citizen, but definitely not 'intelligent'. I've loads and loads of average people in the US and from what I've seen people are either stupid as fuck or just don't see beyond their own country and the pride of the Americans.. damn. There's every kind of people in every country, but the US meets the stereotypes TOO often.

  • @qyxzz Excellent point and quite true, there is a minority of intelligent, thoughtful people but most americans tend to show the qualities typically sterotyping americans, i'm not proud of it. somehow we need to evict all the idiots, except the politicians, we need to complain about something....

  • @uniquekeanu You know it's a pretty deep-rooted issue. From my own experience, I'd say the base of the education is very weak, and then people just go with a profession, specialty if you will, just take a path in one direction and one direction only, leaving the gaping hole of general knowledge and intelligence to be filled by the media, which delivers a) nothing b) propaganda c) 'celebrity' bullshit which makes you care more for (famous person) than your own family. One giant sheep herd.

  • @qyxzz Actually that's not true, i've observed the specialty thing is mostly Europe. In the US it's more Liberal Arts & Sciences and study various things which they choose. They actually can learn a broad range of topics. However i don't think that's what the problem is i think the method of learning/teaching, alot of what is "learned" is basically just told to you and the tests is just information regurgitation, you aren't taught to think.

  • @uniquekeanu They can learn a broad range of topics, but do they? The working class is still simple workers too busy with their little lives, trying to survive themselves, to look around and realize what's what. I guess you could be right, but the media is still pouring crap into the people's brain. They just suck it up without processing it themselves. I'm pretty sure schools are like that everywhere - you just absorb everything, then spill it out during examinations.

  • @uniquekeanu

    Thats the most ignorant comment I have ever read, it hurts how stupid that statement is.

    Not because what you said is not true, its true, but because you are acting like that is a good thing.

    You're ridiculous, please stop posting shit.

  • @ManSmokingACigarette it's not necessarily a good thing but it is something other contries can pick up from the US. We do have our downfalls but entrepreneuship isn't one of them, in fact it's pretty much made the US into what it is today. (if you have followed the thread hopefully you know what i was talking about, however if you haven't and are in need of more clarification i'll be glad to help)

  • @uniquekeanu XDDDD

  • @skaternoa26 Don't bother my man. Been to the US multiple times. So stupid and yet so proud. Look, one of them even managed to drop the Holocaust bomb. Stupid, uneducated, clueless fucks who don't see shit past the local Walmart and McDonalds, yet they think their the best.. at everything.

    Do not bother, because they're media toys who've been conditioned to be educated just enough to do their work and be obedient little sheep. Peace

  • @qyxzz You really are an ignorant bastard. I'm 16 and probably have a higher intelligence than most 16 year olds in your country, not to mention much more fit. I don't eat 'fast food', I don't 'shop at Walmart' I certainly don't act like a mindless drone, and I know how fucked up the world is, and my flaws. Grow the fuck up man, try not to focus so much on the flaws on another country across the planet and focus on yourself. Maybe the world will be rid of one less mindless drone like you.

  • @Corndog3003 'I'm 16 and probably have a higher intelligence than most 16 year olds in your country, not to mention much more fit'

    How many 16 year olds from my country DO you know? Thought so. You brag on a YT comment then tell me to grow up LOL

    Where did I say that everyone in the US eats fast food and shops at Walmart and acts like a drone? We're talking about MASSES here, not single individuals you bum. Of course you have to go ahead and take everything personally, proud little shit.

  • @qyxzz It's not bragging when your defending yourself with truth, because like you I've traveled. How about when you said something like Americans can't look past walmart, or perhaps when you said we are like herded sheep or some stupid shit like that. Also "proud little shit?" Not quite. Am I not aloud to defend my country and myself from assholes like you that go out of their way to attempt to ridicule its people? I have not meet anyone who fits these 'descriptions' you make of us

  • @Corndog3003 You do understand I was mostly joking? However, once I stop seeing your puppet gov selling their bs wars to the masses, I'll admit America isn't a giant herd of sheep that gets pushed around by the media dog. You can still THINK you're a free mind when you're not. Defend your country all you want, we all see what we want to see. And if you haven't anyone that qualifies as a sheep, you're probably one yourself. America, overall, is stupid, period.

  • @qyxzz Well it's a good thing I don't follow American media. Some humans can live WITHOUT media of their government, but you probably don't know anything about that. And I very much am I free mind, prove I'm not. Perhaps I know a mass follower when I see one and choose to avoiding concerning myself with them? America overall is not stupid. Perhaps in the eyes of a judgmental person such as yourself, but then again other countries make it a habit of pointing out the flaws of others.

  • @Corndog3003 GOOD FOR YOU. I know the flaws of my own country, those are irrelevant, since we are but the little shitty gap between the ass cheeks called EU and Russia. Maybe if America stopped acting as a self-elected global police force, maybe people won't be bothered as much? USA is STILL stupid. The gov can lie just about anything and most people still buy it or just 'don't know'. That's enough for me. You see the US in a positive light, I see it in a negative, nothing new. Peace

  • @qyxzz so the ground beneath me is stupid. um... what about the people on it? last i checked, you cant call a continent stupid because it has no brain

  • @MrDevilsonic You know what I meant, smart ass.

  • @qyxzz better than bieng a dumbass

  • @MrDevilsonic

    It is indeed

  • @skaternoa26 EUROPE ROCKS THE BEAR IS SO GOOD!!!

  • @skaternoa26 honestly u can go on and on about how great germany's environment is, great economy, healthy food, etc., but we alll still remember the holocaust u bastard

  • @batongad101 Oh hello, ignorant fuck. So you remember the Holocaust?

    Eisenhower starved 1.7 million German POWs to death after the war. US is the only country to ever use nuclear weapons in warfare, and guess what? They didn't even choose a MILITARY target, which would've been sufficient to display the raw power, but no, they had to nuke 150-240k civilians. Close to 130k Jap. Americans were imprisoned in camps IN THE US during the war.

    And you still bitch about the Holocaust? smh

  • @qyxzz ok well at least we didn't start a genocide? the nazis wanted to "cleanse" the world of "disgusting" races such as the jews, if anything our killings of german POW's was justified compared to the slaughter of innocent jewish families and children, u are very ignorant and stupid. i met a holocaust survivor, he told me that he saw german officers through a baby into the air and use it as target practice, so with all do respect, suck my cock

  • @batongad101 So killing 200,000 civilians in less than one week is not genocide? That killing rate exceeds even the most absurd Holocaust exaggerations.

    So starving 1.7 million people to death is not only NOT genocide, but it's justifiable too? What is it then, an act of war lol? The war was already over. US didn't start a genocide.. lol.

    Yes, and my mother's uncle's brother's neighbours' friend was experimented on by Mengele.. right. I pity you if you actually believe these happened.

  • @qyxzz and you are a stupid fuck because you dont see passed stereotypes. That is ignorant. Its like saying everyone in Iraq is a fucking terrorist. You don't think there is handful of smart nice educated people who are proud to live in america and help out in their community? you just make yourself look worse pointing out bad things about other countries man.. i mean seriously asshole, ive been to 10 different countries and i love everything about them. open your mind not your mouth please.

  • @whitepuma41 Quote: 'And you are a stupid fuck', next comment, quote: 'It's all love'. lmao

    Really? So it's illegal to deny, aka REVISE the Holocaust, because it's taking responsibility of your actions?

    Which part of the Holocaust did the current generation including you and me took part in?

    Ever thought about it this way - maybe it's forbidden because THERE'S SOMETHING TO HIDE? I don't wanna go into the 'Holocaust-hoax' argument, but I'll say this - THE TRUTH CAN DEFEND ITSELF.

  • @qyxzz I also don't feel any hate towards the middle east or Iraq and Iran for the twin towers being bombed.. My aunt lost her life on 9/11 but I know that now they don't agree with what happened and everyone had a good heart. Germany isn't horrible for what happened in WWII because look what they did, it is litterally illegal to deny the hollocost, thats taking responsability for your actions, the US has done the same, i dont insult your country please dont insult mine. its all love

  • @whitepuma41 'I also don't feel any hate towards the middle east or Iraq and Iran for the twin towers being bombed'

    And what did Iraq or Iran had to do with 9/11?

  • @whitepuma41 honestly just shut the fuck up please, read up on history and open your mind to other cultures.. im a fucking exchange student in argentina, what have you done with your pathetic life? hate on the US more for whatever steryotypical reason you want while I love everyone in the world and look for the good while you look for the bad, I hope you find the happiness I have found by useing your way of seeing the world while I look past all of the bullshit and see that Its all love.Knowmads

  • @whitepuma41 Been to US five times, Mexico, Canada, England, Netherlands, France, Spain, Greece, Italy, Morocco & others. I'm pretty sure I've seen more than your local WalMart and some school in Argentina.

    And what tells I don't read up on history? Now you haven't answered me. If the Holocaust is at least mostly true, why is it illegal to study it further and revise the events in whichever direction? Also, even if it were true, why is 6 million out of 50 something during WWII, so special?

  • @batongad101 honestly.... im american and they had the holocaust.... we had the jim crow system... not as bad as the holocause but still pretty bad

  • @skaternoa26 No wonder your the fatest country in Europe...

  • @skaternoa26 fuck up nazi

  • @ZzOssieZz racist dumbass

  • @skaternoa26 I know what you mean. Why the hell would you want watered down beer? And since when do men give a shit about calories? Light beer is for chicks

  • @skaternoa26 Kill yourself.

  • @EzeCoyote holy fuck this is a long conversation for youtube

  • @X3572 omg thanks saved me SO much time

  • looks like regular apple juice to me.

  • haha i thought this was an ad at first and i moved the mouse in to skip, then i was all like 'oh'

  • @mizledyooth ... theres the college humor logo at the beginning. are you that retarded?

  • at 0:31 the guys legs are bleeding

  • yeah I have viagra

  • @X3572 my gawd... thankyou... O.O