The Onion

[crstalitez]

Damn i lost the game!!

[eyedidntmeanit]

Emmy, we'd love some more videos please?

[ChloeeCatastropheX]

ive done that before. the second half is the harder part i rekon.

you live in hervey bay! do you know serena and levi? lol. i dont know their last names.

me and my friend met them wen we went on holidays.

[CANARVONKID]

There is no way I'd let her give me a blow job after that!

[BoseProductions]

lol

[CANARVONKID]

It would bring tears to my eyes!

[Phantomicity]

But sir, that's scientifically impossible!

[CANARVONKID]

Please explain?

[1l1ll1ll1l1l1ll1l]

maybe you're not crying but we are after watching this .

hello? wtf .. next

[XXcelol]

Why is this shit featured?

[Dysmorphobiac]

Youtube shirt? youtube sucks with featured videos.

[phutthi]

the onion fail, what next!!!

XD

[Scottiemac5]

how embarrassing

[quasardz]

omg my eyes hurt just looking at it

[ChickP99]

where did you get the youtube shirt from?

[thuglife984]

mmm, your a bit of a retard arn't you.

[valu777]

Jesus is LORD

[Patientzerowalking]

yeah, fucken eat that onion

[2MarDunJac2]

It is hard to chew with your mouth closed when your mouth is burning, you feel like you need to let out the hotness. haha.

[tezkingkong]

MMMM....Onions...ugh....

[DISNEYSTARNEWS101]

yummy

[garoodle]

eating... its done with your mouth closed, doesnt matter if its onion or skittles.... manners

[Livingtons]

its not like it looks bad plus its onion!

[sxclilyhoney]

ur such a friggin cutie =]

[aj1234321]

you are sexy. i want a young sexy bitch like you to rock my world.... i am single 21 y/o male and i want you to do something for me.

p.s it wont taste as bad as a freakin onion bwa hahahahah but it will taste more like .....jizz in my pants

[dirtyskank007]

cute girl.

[ploopmanXD]

Chew with your mouth closed silly :)

[niebundanut]

nice shirt

[1GOD1JESUS]

i speak spanish, you must have been farting like a trooper the next day :)

[mattraw124]

dunno but u can something of mine anny time

[homersours]

where did u get tha shirt?

[w0sp0]

GOD, you MUST drink milk or your bones will fall apart!

[EmmyPirate]

Eww, no no no :(

[w0sp0]

...OK, but don't come crying to me when you're an 80 year old hunchback!

[polarbearlovor]

not breathe that would prove a challenge to most humans especially people with muscles that need oxygen to flow to them

[Davemcd91]

i dont know why i watched this but..i know the game! and you made me lose it! damn you!...but if u read this again..i just made you lose it ;).

[EmmyPirate]

I just lost the game :(

AND NOW YOU DID AGAIN!

[Davemcd91]

now thats just not fair! i dont like this game!

[musiclover1342]

"i think i'm delirious"

err....how are you delirious love?

[frostytheaussie]

WHAT, a youtube shirt?

[EmmyPirate]

YES, a youtube shirt :)

Haha

[aarontuo]

i feel like eating some

[Damoooooon]

sweet shirt.....

[holysoks1]

How the fuck did i get on this video? :S

[mishizzle714]

where'd you get that shirt from????

:P

[RONiiKA]

when i was like 3 i use to eat raw onions, ever since i hate them

[chais875]

god i wish i could turn off promoted videos

[EmmyPirate]

You could just *not* click them lol?

[FunkySiren]

and why a we watching you eat this onion ?...exactly???

[DeHarlsta]

I like eating raw onion.....

[rachdogga]

eeew its gross when she chews

[volacious]

You aren't cute, or funny.

[eveningniteshade]

EmmyPirate how much does it cost you to get promoted?

I know there's another annoying teen chick Liv7 (or something similar) who's also in the promoted video window too, she gets abused as much as you do. She wouldn't tell me how much she pays.

[EmmyPirate]

It depends how many videos you want promoted, and how often.

Usually the price for a video under 5 minutes starts from about $250 but they'll keep promoting it for 6 months, then you have to renew.

[jjc124]

why do you get 'promoted'?

[kyrinp7]

so you're in Brisbane now?

[C00Lcat69]

aw fuck off... why is this vid featured it sucks

[EmmyPirate]

It *was* promoted. Then YT changed all the headings on the front page vids. So it's not *featured* as in chosen to be on the cover this week or whatever, it's promoted along with my channel.

[napolean34]

Stinky breath !!!!

[dingotookmybabylol]

What a gay video. I can't believe you are from great country of Australia. Get out.

[planetwollball]

wow she looks EXACTLY like some girl in my science class.

[DylanDesign]

that is soooo intersting

[redapple1997]

`where did u get the t-shirt

[mogwaifisherman]

eat a pineapple. the whole thing. skin. leaves. right now.

[JudiBeaver]

Very brave You should try garlic next time

[kyoclone02]

Okaaayyyy! way to go!!!

[Runescaper54321]

that was friggen randon what the hell!!

[HackerManOmar]

*random

[heliojanusz]

If you thought onions were bad, try carrots!

[AusHell]

wow your hot..! you single? HAHAHA -_- i have a recording of my mate eating an onion.. when i was in high school.. its on my profile. check it out :P

[hotchik264]

Baha eat an egg plant !

[PoltergeistGhost]

ok, now eat a full watermelon! :S

That is your next challenge!

[aussie1990jaime]

fukin bitch!! made me lose the game! i was winning for like 2 months!!

[chetissweet]

you talk and eat very fast..

 xDD

[DJmwa08]

omg lol how the hell..wat the helll....LOL..

good on ya mate for eating that raw onion..hahah...  hi-5 gurl ..

it was funny at some parts coz it went fast..LMAO

[RabbitNexus]

You should eat it like an apple, and with lots of salt.

[Vire70]

Now do a chili.

[ThePeachTree]

in reciprocation, now YOU just lost the game :P

[lish101service]

why dont i get invited to youtube gatherings

????????????????

*sniffs*

[trandojedi]

me = Videos Watched: 14,781

you = Videos Watched: 10,180

i win mutha fuker

[dingotookmybabylol]

Today on youtube, watch a girl eat an onion!

Real quality website you have here, youtube.

[kelztar94]

haha once i dared my brother to get one of them :P

good times lol

[jordjohn15]

It looks like apple!!!

By the way there was more than half left!

Cheers,

Jordjohn15

[tahneehatersinc]

YAY AUSTRALIA.

i have the exact same glass.

[EmmyPirate]

Haha, gooooo AUSSIES :)

[JadenGX800]

where did ya get the t-shrit

[EmmyPirate]

When I went to a Youtube gathering, they gave some out :]

[arkaridge]

They seriously look like apples. O.o

[EmmyPirate]

Lol, I wish they were, would have tasted a LOT better!

[lilschizen]

wtf its an apple

[tomsta151]

yep its an apple lol

[hookman2005]

lol thats an apple

[EmmyPirate]

:O

You have no faith!

It's a frikken onion lol.

[ellenmcr]

sorry but why would you chew

wouldn't that be the trick- cutting it up into small pieces then swallowing?

[EmmyPirate]

Haha, you'd think so.

HOWEVER, I'm a big fan of digestion lol.

[RayofSting]

good skull

[prandl]

Watching this at work, so at my hourly rate it cost me $18 to watch this video of someone eating an onion.

[Sowlstorm]

u forgot to eat the skin

u can eat mine if u want

[Autotrope]

I gotta ask.  WHY am i watching someone eat an onion (and fail)

Why

WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

That is all.

[manniefold]

Did you do a search for people eating onions?

[LichiCamera]

amen

[haloumi101]

its an onion..

why are there so many haterz

over a onion?

[boomer486]

some guy mad ethe world record of this in like a minute or omsething

[TheCHADsession]

dude were did u get a youtube top??? check my vidz =]

[paxill]

stupid little leso, better than this on YT.

[Grogutz]

u can tell it's an apple at 3:07

[EmmyPirate]

It's not an apple lol.

If i were an apple, I wouldn't have bothered filming it.

It was a brown onion, I cut it so it would be easier to eat.

Have a little faith.

[Grogutz]

IT's a fuckin apple r u dat stupid cuz were not u dumbshit

[baleman79]

thanks for putting me off my dinner... that fast chewing looks so stupid

[knightwolf1980]

your an idiot basically

[jodierocksursocks]

its alot easier with a shitload of water, i had to do it as a dare and it wasnt as bad cause of all the water

[jimmmbeam]

apple...

[DaDatch]

what kind of onion is that???

loks like an apple

but i ove ur face expressions.

yur funny xD

[Hornyfaggetmunchers]

wtf... ar u doing to urself

[10kfreemen]

What?

[Peno1992]

dude thats so fkn weird hahaha O_o eew onion *barf* and *vomit* =P

[jumpersonjackson]

HEYHEY,

Made the video yet?

HAHA =D

[Concalious]

that was, sad. like not the kind that makes us cry, the kind where we are like. yes.... okay... um, sure. like a fat kid trying to climb into a hole.

[ohhdardy]

your a fuckhead stop eating onions and wipe your lips with your youtube shirt coz theres shit coming out of them u silly bitch

[r4z0r84]

woot number 100 on ratings, your facial expressions show just how much you shouldnt eat onions... without cordial lol :D

[ZeforceTutorials]

it's apple

[gavhab]

wtf is this

[randompanda18]

go emmy lol ahahaha what a crack up :) love u long time ahahahaha

[ozwasp]

Brown onions aren't as strong

[hoganhymn]

haha..next time ya should try garlic..funny as...well done

[232onewhero]

where did u get your youtube shirt from?

[sarahcookiecrumb272]

hahaha awesome :)

[brucewestmk2]

Suck shit.

[OptimistismIsHard]

you know..

if you block your nose while eating..

the only will taste of nothing.

[SH00tiNStArZ18]

thats nasty

[natureboy602]

You done good, considering it was silly.

Bet you was sorry for a day haha

[Curley2009ROCKS]

haha pussys, u all cant take it bwhahahah, oh yer and wtf she relly eats f****ng fast wat the hel, but for a chik bwahahah u did well, not bad.

[HuntingButterflies]

LOL! that was funny.

should've eaten it in big bits.

[gus8137]

FUCK I HATE YOU, all you do is make me angry with your pathetic videos, it's kinda sad, it makes you look like you have no friends talking to a camera

[nitropedo]

oops. sorry

i just farted

[JarrardC]

what's up with the upside down letters?

[PriincessSBby]

l0l its an april fools jokee. yeaa i fell for it too

[StevieAnne01]

haha

this vid was funni

=D

[kiwigal36]

my grandma used to munch thru a onion like eating a apple,,,,not one tear would flow,,,,go figure

[PinkSunnies91]

lol im not crying there is just something in my eye lolz

[KillFrenzie]

I've done that before too. Not for a challenge, I just wanted to see what would happen. Don't try it u'll feel bad trust me.

[Fcypants]

try eating a whole lemon!

[chrisynator]

i dont drink milk either

[EmmyPirate]

YAY :D

[stephilovesmatt4life]

hahaha this is funny i dont drink milk eaither

[66Shade66]

101 Ways To Get High:

#54 Eat half a raw Onion.

Nice try, How long to that actually take you, without all the fancy fast forwarding?

[EmmyPirate]

Not that long really. I couldnt finish it all.

:(

[whatasweetusername]

hahahahahahahahahahaha omg thats funny

i wish i chewed and coughed like you

[noelmay777]

Points for trying

[CommunityGuideline]

This is a Community Guideline WARNING, you have received 1 strike for uploading hot n sexy material to YouTube.

[Spunkdude73]

mmmm lol Aussie Rocks YaY!!!

[Gazzz87]

thats an apple! lolz jokes

[Agret]

Aww, why'd I lose the game?

[marzlet]

do you think shes good looking? cnt make up my mind,

[marzlet]

hahha ur like a mouse!!!!

[marzlet]

respect for trying, but thats nothing, i eat one like its an apple, ok ill have to set up a web cam an show you,

[LOL232123]

i ate an onion once for $20 lol

[four20friendly]

fire doesn't fall.

[stumper001]

That took courage!!!!

[Jez001338]

Son of a.... lol i lost the game!

[EmmyPirate]

Hehe ^^,

[tails9888]

welcome. there are soooooooooo many peopl dissin all of your videos. its sad really... btw you do look 14

[EmmyPirate]

Well, thanks =]

I'm 18.

[tails9888]

far out! that wierd :P

[yutziy]

take your clothes off slut

[tails9888]

dont be a grumpy c&*( seriously shes kool (btw nice tags hahahaahahah)

[EmmyPirate]

Thank you =]

[cinemakramp]

boring, sorry

[AydinSquared]

hey im houseofmicky's friend

i read a comment that u were married now

[EmmyPirate]

Yeah, I'm so sorry you weren't invited to the ceremony..

It was a quiet thing, just family & friend, you know.

[AydinSquared]

:(

but im ur adopted son

so i should have been invited :(

Latest vid = marriage vows. So she is married. Wow...no offence but you look 14 in the Rick Roll vid. The freeze frame for that vid you looks similar to the image of my little daughter when she gets annoyed (which seems to happen more often that not lol). Congratulations anyhow. In these uncertain times, it beats being alone.