Super Mario 64 Cleared in 5 Minutes

[mariomario54321fan11]

This is what I heard: boring intro yahoo yahoo yahoo yahoo oof ho ho yahoo ho ho yahoo oof.

[screenhot1111]

WTF??? ONLY A KISS? IN THE REAL LIVE...

[monkeyboy9555]

well acully u did get atleast 1 star the ending 1

[monkeyboy9555]

wow mario was beast he must of been mad at bowser 4 the millionth time and realy wanted that cake

[27HUMAN]

ALL I CAN SAY IS YAHOO!!

[27HUMAN]

YAHOO!! 

[NisAlive]

lolwut :q

[MrKaenrry]

you are a monster!!!!

[MrMmarioluigi]

You just beat my whole childhood in 5 min!

[Charzelot]

Dude...sick micro :P

[lawarsi]

whats with the higher pitch

[CarterFitzzy]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[TheJasiukawalek]

Mmrio wallrun OHMYHOLYSHITGOD!!!!!!!!

[unknownykool]

When I was a kid....I remember it took a whole frustrating year to beat this goddamn game. Watching this amazes me and pisses the fck out of me.

[alamlion]

Remeber, this was in the '90's. Cake was like hardcore sex back then.

[ChocolateMelonBags]

A lot of people seem be be unaware: This is NOT a person playing, it's a TAS (Google it), which is a computer that has been programmed to beat this game in the fastest manner possible.

[smittieh]

@ChocolateMelonBags yes, it is:

" Its when the speedrun isn't done in real-time. It's played with savestates and slowdown, and your exact controller input is saved. The emulator then plays back the input to run through the game itself. It requires less "skill" than a real speedrun, but performing certain feats is still a challenge, and optimizing everything is also difficult.

I've never tried making one, though, so I don't know the exact process. "

[guamkyle1]

Bowser got raped.



[wackymee]

whahaha I laughed xD

[cs2sasuke150]

Mario - parkour champion.

[SonderBallTV]

Bowser: Come and get your princess!! Bwahahaha

Mario: I'll be there in 5 minutes.

[xSuicideMAKEOVER]

this makes me gasm ~

[BlackCapp]

Esto es sobrenatural hahah

[gabbi1115]

Ummm..... Play fair men 0 star how stupid you are

[newrspsmandude]

i remember playing this game for days just to give it to my cosiin after i finished it

[cannabissjuggalo420]

HACKER

[xRaGeTriickYx]

NERRRRRRD!!!

[MeinOcelot]

A cabrón, esta el loco, el maniaco el pro y este wey

[numb3r2wo]

This is a long-ass video for 5 minutes... lol



[numb3r2wo]

0:07

Mario: Hello...

A Button: SHUT UP, BITCH!

Mario: Okey-Dokey...

[VforVendetta21]

Simple Amazing!!

[mariomanmario1]

what pisses me off is that all of thoes jumps are possible lol

[chipotechillon]

Thats cheating. Not worth.

[Andreios5]

the guy might be a cheater, but he does some pretty tricky things beside the bugs

[TheSolax]

Yahooo yahoo yayayayahooooo yahooooo

[SSBMsounds]

Sour cream and onions are not related to this video...

[DingalingKing666]

WTF impossible

[Bryanomar123]

all that stuff... just for a piece of cake?

[VCClan]

@Bryanomar123 agreed, girl shoulda dropped to her knees, if ya know what i mean ;o)

[Bryanomar123]

@VCClan xD Lol yeah!!!!

[smokehead313]

abgefahrn...

[Pitmex88]

well done mr. cheater :-)

[FootThatTempah]

OMFG my dorito snapped :(

[igotoneball]

fucking asians man

[SuperUncleruckus]

how the hell

[MrSpankyxx]

i'm so fucking bored!

[MrSpankyxx]

Nice hat you got there SsssssSSSSHHHHHH

[premiodelacaja]

yeeeah, caaaaaaaaaaaaaake.......for mario....

ah heck, mario got laiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!­!! :lol:

[FOBizLOVE]

beast.

[Z28lady]

this is freakin awesome. especially those super quick backwards long jumps

[Ilovemetal777]

Hey glitches in online games may be annoying but this.. this is glitching with skill!!

[PolishedMetal]

The funniest thing is that I know the guy in real life that did all this.

[danielzinhofa]

haters gonna hate

[SquallNN]

5:50!

[hs34443]

still a great video aniway



[hs34443]

The video is acelerated

[bnjmv]

Is this a world record?

[Brobtheonly]

i think this is the best mario game

[jmbetan]

Parkour Mario FTW

[gamefreak6622]

Well That's mario's work out for the day

[isaacneedsanewname]

alright does someone wanna tell me how mario became a freaking ninja?!!?

[117thlegacy]

Bowser never stood a frikin chance haha c(=

[futureguitarleader66]

my god thats amazing!..

[blauerninja]

what the fucking hell? I cant believe that to be real. how the programmers made so many so fucking crazy bugs? what a cazy backward going hack

[mickox13]

I just realized.. Where the fuck is the kitchen in that castle!!

[bethanygarrettt]

@mickox13 i know where is the cake made

[nelsonAQWorld]

that was so dirty I had to change my underwear twice before finishing the video

[TheBadgirl3001]

WHAT THE F**** THIS IS A FAKE !!

[TheAPC91]

@TheBadgirl3001 Wenn du auch nur eine kleine ahnung von gamedesign hättest, dann wüsstest du, das in diesem speedrun nur natürliche fehler des spiels ausgenutzt worden.

[SlashZooka]

Cheater ^^ :D

[Elbanditcasanova]

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[MrYourface255]

@Elbanditcasanova you forgot one word in that comment: FAKE

[mairagirl05]

you defeated the game already before this video

[UrbanlyDazed]

WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[kalukalu3322]

Peach: The power of the stars is restored to the castle!

Mario: Yeah....About that.

[kalukalu3322]

0:59 Lacitude: Race you to the door!

1:05 Lacitude: Ha ha! Beat ya!

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

how did the PS1 sell more than the N64?

[alvaro761b]

@SmoothCriminalAaron crash, spyro, gt, dragon ball z, metal gear, digimon.

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

@alvaro761b Mario Kart, Perfect Dark, Golden Eye, Ocarina of Time, Star Fox, Pokemon

[alvaro761b]

@SmoothCriminalAaron SILENT HILL N RESIDENT EVIL

BAZINGA

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

@alvaro761b MAJORA'S MASK, DONKEY KONG, RESIDENT EVIL 2, SUPER SMASH BROS

[LilPoop444]

so long gay bowser

[bimbies2010]

WTF! 

[ilegaletv]

stupid glitches :l

[MeleeFiend01]

copied 

[BEONCEYLOVA]

o yea, well lets see you do it on a computer simulator......lol hahaha

[Guaseth]

4 years ago, the record was in 16 min, now i see this, amazing!!

[DarkAngryDog]

Mario's dick penetrates my mind with a ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-hooo o.O

[flobehappy]

YayayayayayaYAh-HOO

[nintenderoness]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!­!!!!!!

[bman45cal]

"HEY THAT WASN'T OVER IN 5 MINUTES" ~ generic nitpicky viewer.

[Rockwarrior2004]

@bman45cal ell you have to remember there is that LONG ass cut scene at the end and the forced pause time for talking. If you remove that it was over in

5:13 seconds.

YOU LIAR THAT WASN'T OVER IN 5 MINUTES!

[XcodestaX]

Yah-hoo!

[RyanCantDrum]

You win.

[Natsirt789]

Mario's on crack

[AegisDeus]

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS SO MUCH WIN EVEN CHUCK HIMSELF LIKES THIS#

[EMOCakexX]

Mr. Pro

[RikitarMarley]

I hate you. You've ruined my life.

[xThomzy]

what a fucking beast at mario o.o

[xThomzy]

hholy fucking gof.

[Ninjadude973]

0_0

[hfs96]

Cool... how long do you need to learn and get that skill! =)

[crckdns]

if I'm not wrong, this is only a glitch in the pc-emulated version, not possible on dedicated N64 hardware.. and that would mean, the whole video is just waste of time as it counts as "fake" ;) ..or will you tell me, all the jumps etc..are made with the N64 controller? XD yeah...sure

[Tomtelala]

@crckdns The glitches does in fact work on a real console as well. Some of them are pretty difficult however, but they are possible and have been done several times.

[ParaHablarDeTodo]

5:18 Bowser did not see what happen, he only remember when he was in from of the death, oh poor Bower...

[qwertqwe]

0:26

Re-record count: 361,73!

[SoullessApples]

Extreme FreeRunning 0.o

[MarioandLuigi150]

you use super to convert right?

[meanscreenMKW]

I wonder what Luigi's reactions were.

[zebdal]

sped up video

[RoyalJester17]

Mario jumping like that looks like a freaking super hero

Super Mario is now justified

Freaking plumber

[NonstopRam]

@RoyalJester17 Its a bird, a spagetti, no its Mario!

[eyeballmonkey]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!??!?!??!­?!??!?!?

[bobsmith93]

Nice TAS

[conan1412robloxian]

i mean i beat it in a week and a half but this is ridiculous

[Baboonaiih]

This was done on computeR??

[iHEARTtechnos]

the cake is a lie. theyre going to have an orgy

[TheChillinGillan]

I Wish u would hav used a 64 controller instead of a computer to beat it

[TEKNICIANx2010]

BUUWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF EVERY FRICKIN 5 SECONDS!

YOU GOT ABSOLUTELY NO STARS! HTF DID YOU FIND ALL THIS STUFF?

BOWSER: AWW GOD...DAMMIT!

[TheSeeker133]

every 2 seconds.... YAHOOO!

[Dusktail16]

that's just chuck norris in a mario costume.

[Baboonaiih]

He has sucsessfuly devided by 0

[Zaners]

@Dusktail16

Way to beat a dead horse.

[Dusktail16]

@Zaners No, the horse is very much alive.

[comicshaun07]

@Dusktail16 Who is being played by Chuck Norris

[pumpkin1977]

So she invited him because she baked a cake for him? And in the end she says she is GOING TO back one? Why would she lie like that? xD

btw this is awesome xD

[xBITify]

thats not fair, it took 2 year to play this fucking game and ur playing it in 5 minutes, thats not okay, dude

[conan1412robloxian]

@xBITify just cause it took you long dosent mea he cant do a speed run

[TCW519]

Asian much?

[AngryXBoxNerd47]

HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT IS MARIO SMOKING AND WHERE IN FUCKS SAKE CAN I GET SOME?!?!?!?

[quicksnipe23]

1:47

Mario: SHUT UP BITCH IMMA KICK YOUR FUCKIN ASS!

[TheJayman213]

.....meh! not bad.

[grashopper500]

OMG this is the first 2nd person game?

[RedemtionInABox]

I never knew peach went back to the kitchen at the end of the game

[10vs10000]

super mario parkour

[Sirk558]

You have sucessfully killed my childhood.

[AdolphX]

wow... all that shit he went tru just to get a kiss and a effing cake, I would be pissed, nice hacks btw

[bruteforce35]

what the mother fuck?

[12krazy111]

Peach: the power of the stars is restored to the castle...

Mario: um...... come again?

[JFREEDOML]

:( Wow, I just now looked at the bottom left and realized this vids 8 minutes long....

[pianoxtreme]

@JFREEDOML yes, but it takes about five minutes from the time he gains control of mario to the time he grabs the last star.

[errandboy965]

only the power of 1 star was returned to the castle!!!!

[wowkayzachay123]

chuck norris made this video

[AwesomeL100]

i did the part where u go up the endless stairs and beat bowser with 51 stars

[MrHomelessHank]

There's no doubt in y mind this man gets pussy all day err day

[callumrocksyoursocks]

Does it work on the DS remake?

[TheSuperIndigo]

mario acts like he is beating up a cat and strangling a sausage

[eljagg01]

Please tell me you play professionally.

[thebeast656]

id be like what i just saved the entire kingdom and everything and saved all this crap. and all i get is a cake? wheres da pussy

[Pascalletje001]

Now that you have wings.. you can complete super mario 64 quicker :)

[superrayquasa]

0:15 the cake is a LIE

[wirren9]

@superrayquasa haha win

[xRoXaSorax]

"Yahoo" "Whohoo" "Wa" "Ya" "Woa" "Hahahahaaaaa" "Wuaaaaaaa"

"some weird (italian?) talking in the last fight"

[BengortheAssassin]

NOT HUMANLY POSSIBLE WTF?!?!?!?!?

[BengortheAssassin]

NOT HUMANLY PSSIBLE WTF?!?!?!?!?

[jakeo96]

holy shit HES A NINJA!

[PlayGamePlayGamer]

YAHOO spaamO.o

[Dexterandcesar]

YOU sir desurve cake!!

[b3aum0nt]

what took 5 years of my childhood took him 5 minutes

and i still havent beaten it...

[Metroidhunter07]

@b3aum0nt well, sure, but I bet it took him more than 5 years to find all these bugs and glitches and to memorise the whole world + hella lot of training.. = waste of time.

[AngryXBoxNerd47]

@b3aum0nt WHAT???? I BEAT THE GAME IN A DAY!!!! no offense or anything but really? 5 years?!??! unless you took the time to get all the stars then i understand.

[MilesPichuLover]

@b3aum0nt

wow I've beaten this in an hour. There's loops you know. you don't need all the stars to beat the Big boss.

[patu8010]

@b3aum0nt Oh you have no idea how long it takes to do a tool-assisted speedrun. ;P

[jasfifty]

wow, i understand its a bit sped up but.... is this real? are they cheats? thats so cool! its making me a bit dizzy though haha

[ProGamersAssociation]

you can easily tell that this is sped up slightly nice try tho

[KILLERMEN17]

thumbs up if to fast

[dcom365]

A year of my life gone in five minutes o-e.

[StormSabre456]

He goes through all that, getting his ass catapulted off of lava, gettin stomped on my huge creatures, jumping for about 300 miles, and he gets a cake... No BJ?

[arkturusMsk]

@StormSabre456 what do you think the hole "kissing his nose" part was about?  ;)

[BrandonAndCaleb]

u r god. do this wioth banjo kazooie and u will have beaten my childhood in 10 minutes.

[a380person]

My head exploded.

[sirmugman]

what the fuck you jump by the coins and go to the bowser stage?

[Muckymuh]

I find it embarrassing that Nintendo in that, I think, best known playing the N64 so many bugs installed hath.I wonder how you do it? but regardless, does not want to deviate from the topic, so this is a weak and embarrassing performance from Nintendo!

[legogamer98]

YAHOO!

[rvelitestars]

So long gay bowser:)

[kswong9]

You beat my childhood in 5 MINUTES!!!!

[Nintenking99]

what a quick walkthrouhgh might try i my self someday

[Nintenking99]

that guy is a GOD!!!

[dbvideoinc]

the cake is a lie

[paulxcs]

poor mario he has to go through all that shit and all he gets is a fucking cake....