My friend and I watched this. It took a full five minutes to figure out that she meant "Billy Black". We thought she meant Bobby Brown. Then, there was a lot of cursing. At this point, the girl needs help. Not to say that this travesty isn't hilarious. x
I guess she thinks that 'preps' are too stupid to notice bats, or the hallway was dark and they couldnt see, thats the only explanations i can come up with XD
Well . . . Mike is awesome (and does this . . . thing with a tree that makes him pwn Cedward's ass), and the sparkling is hysterical. "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER!!!!!!" *angst angst* *sparkle sparkle*
Ya, I went to laugh my ass off.... Totally regret it. I wouldn't even recommend watching it online. You'd probably contemplate suicide at the end.... lol
Running in on a wheelchair isn't as bad as saying something in UNICORN.
3supersoni 1 year ago
Most hilarous part was "STFU"
Hanziejane 1 year ago
"UR IN LOVE WITH ME, URNT YA?"
"YES!"
Edward killed him.
LOLWHUT.
TheEmptypot 2 years ago 4
One good thing about Tara Gilesbie compared to this author is that at least she knew there were more people in My Chemical Romance than Gerard Way.
...Also, how d'you speak Gothically?
MellonCollie100 2 years ago
and my hoes
DudeWheresMyMind 2 years ago
My friend and I watched this. It took a full five minutes to figure out that she meant "Billy Black". We thought she meant Bobby Brown. Then, there was a lot of cursing. At this point, the girl needs help. Not to say that this travesty isn't hilarious. x
aNGLICANcHOIR92 2 years ago
"Surpisee!!!!!1" XD
Not to mention:
"copiright refrigement" XD
AmazingINAqua 2 years ago 2
He transphormed out of the school?
She forgot that she was a vampire?
TwilightSucks1029 2 years ago
This is getting WAY too terrible.
IndeedYouAre 2 years ago
"THATS IT NOW I HAV 2 KILL U." boomed mi busband. LMAO!
GreenEyes452 2 years ago 5
SUPRISSEY! OH MY GOD! I almost died laughing, I swear. I listened to that part over and over.
He ran on his wheelchair... LOL!
zephyrvampire 2 years ago 13
I LOVE YOU.
PLEASE MARRY ME.
nejihater325 2 years ago
no one noticed the two bats flying thru the school? WTF!!
cabalia454 2 years ago 4
I guess she thinks that 'preps' are too stupid to notice bats, or the hallway was dark and they couldnt see, thats the only explanations i can come up with XD
TwilightSucks1029 2 years ago
-STFU!!
-SUPRISEEY! (this part pretty much made me pee hahahaha)
-i said to her gothically
-copyright....refrigeration???
-he ran in on his wheelchair
HAHAHAHAH
I REALLY don't know how you don't laugh as you read this garbage
slr31 2 years ago 19
"WAT IS GOING ON" i snarred
"she ran away scrooning." Is that right? 's what it sounds like.
Onoz D: She shot midnight!
"SUP-PRISY!" My god. This almost made me choke on my food. xDDD
If I rang someone's doorbell, and they answered it while making out with their "husband", I might just have to hurt them. Talk about rude D:<
"copyrit refridgement" Again, almost choked on my food.
TriforceKun 3 years ago 11
"YEH DI NAH MARRY HIM YA IGNARANEOUS!" shouted deh guy at deh door. It was Bibby Brown.
I had to pause it while I lmao
cheezonator 3 years ago 9
i dont know what the hell tis is, but i cant stop laughing!
summzzxoxo 3 years ago
Worst fight scene ever.
This fanfic may cause brain damage, but you have to admit it makes for a lot of laughs.
dragonfire5000 3 years ago 7
He ran in on his wheelchair...
Kekauket 3 years ago 7
Yep. Because that makes perfect sense. >.> Or not.
ZaxfromTSdC 3 years ago
This reminds me of "Trapped in the Closet" and all that. XD
SilverInsanity 3 years ago
Copyright refrigdement, eh? (I had to listen to that part twice, seriously >> it was retarded it was unbelievable.)
Melancholic00 3 years ago 7
Aw, I'm disappointed. You didn't sing.
Thi5i5MyUniqu3N4m3 3 years ago 7
As gorgeous as always, Zax. I'm going to spend the rest of the day trying to pronounce "stfu" phonetically.
silvertamagachi 3 years ago 3
Hey did you see the Twilight movie?
PinataWithPizazz 3 years ago
Nah. Waiting for it to appear online. No way am I going to fund this travesty.
ZaxfromTSdC 3 years ago 2
Well . . . Mike is awesome (and does this . . . thing with a tree that makes him pwn Cedward's ass), and the sparkling is hysterical. "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER!!!!!!" *angst angst* *sparkle sparkle*
And Smeyer makes a cameo appearance. It was sad.
silvertamagachi 3 years ago 8
Lol I really liked the movie. I thought it was better then the book although they're both sorta creepy.
Plus, the movie made her friends seem more like teens not just props positioned around Bella to be her downfall.
PinataWithPizazz 3 years ago 5
Ya, I went to laugh my ass off.... Totally regret it. I wouldn't even recommend watching it online. You'd probably contemplate suicide at the end.... lol
Kaitlynne20 3 years ago
BIBBY BROWN!!!!!! YES!!!! Bibby was overall my favorite part of this story. Oh, Bibby Brown.
Kennybobfrank 3 years ago 7
Gothically? She invented new words here. Smella must be jealous as a writer. This is the funniest Twila dramatic reading yet! ROTF!!
AsajjVentress 3 years ago 6
LOL Good job. (Just curious, are you going to see the Twilight movie at all?)
RWR01 3 years ago
Oh god, Twilight movie's opening tomorrow...time to prepare the anti-Twitard ear plugs.
ner0aegis 3 years ago
SUR-PRISY!
Truly epic.
Bayxleaf 3 years ago 6
Ugh... It's so painful that I love it. Better than Twilight, anyway.
DeadbeatShadows 3 years ago 2
"We turned into bats and flew to class... No one noticed." LOL, sounds like Forks all right.
shmeiliarockie 3 years ago 12
XD It's Ebony in Twilight world. Tara Gilesbie has been busy!
fatalrob0t 3 years ago 5
More entertaining than Twilight.
Doomsday in T-Minus...soon.
JinxParadoxHoax 3 years ago 5