Less than 2 Hours on my New Job as a WalMart Greeter

[TheLeahVlog]

Haha that's hilarious! Sorry u got fired though

[Buddhuzlefthandman]

The perfect come-back, well done :)

[The1stWarning]

Dont worry! You are a beautiful person and you shouldnt let people like that upset you! Much Love!

[pepperjack8]

You are to smart to work for wall mart.

f them

[nothadnotbad]

i find it very uncomfortable walking into walmart and having someone say... hello welcome to walmart. i don't go there to make friends. i do there to get what i need and leave. and i feel very sorry for any walmart greeter.  because i worked there and saw what they go through. it's just stupid to have walmart greeters. the total fakeness of it upon walmart makes me sick to be honest.

[Antithropocentric]

You win the prize for pregnant pauses.

[tangledline]

Walmart sucks and so does whoever works there. See now you don't suck! Good for you :)

[wagg2]

amazing!!!! Well done!

[BrandonANDBrantonTV]

HOLY CRAP even if you got fired that was the awesomest comeback ever XD

[Goobian]

Aww I am so nice to the walmart greeters!! I swear if I was standing right there I could not help but laugh.

[Shabungo92]

I'm a greeter & People flip out on me if I don't have any electronic carts for them. I've been yelled out cursed at & crazy stuff. My boyfriend was there when someone flipped on me & He went off on the guy... I don't think i'll be working there much longer lol

[ZerroShadows]

LMFAO

[slupine]

Shame it was just a joke. I would pay to see a walmart greeter lay the smackdown on one of those abusive psychoes I've seen shop there. LOL One among the reasons I avoid that store like the plague.

[Purpleninja224]

i think you did the right thing

[kat399]

LMAO!!

[MegaDiesel231]

she was just a bitter old bitch . what you said priceless!!!! later mega

[henriatheist]

Sorry, your supervisor was right. Hope you find a job that suits you better.

[oodlesmoran]

LOL this was a joke didn't really happen

[adammiller84]

brilliant comeback!

[LOISLANE99999]

funny LOL!

[LOISLANE99999]

funny worked there a year and half. people can be crude. you just arent supposted to be rude back.

[LOISLANE99999]

i got fired for not standing in the middle. people are rude sometimes. former walmart greeter for a year and half...

[oodlesmoran]

this really needed to be said tho some people do need to be put in there place lol

[ThomaSKAptijn]

Try making it as a stand-up comedian. Obviously you got some great talent.

[oodlesmoran]

Thanks my friend got some negative feedback here guess they don't realize it was suppose to be a joke...lol

[AiriZombie]

This is from an email forward. Are you claiming that this was your actual experience? I was a walmart greeter and I quit because I hated my job, and I've gotten this forward from everyone and their ex step mother's science teacher.

[oodlesmoran]

It was a joke didn't really happen...but it really was a good idea lol

[zizzix08]

power to the real people

[Paperkut98]

NICE!!!! Oh man!! I work at a Wal-Mart, too, and I would SOOO love to hear somebody say that to a customer!! We get a bunch of rude jerks at my store. I love what you said to that lady!! Good for you, girl.

[oodlesmoran]

Lol thanks

[klavender87]

WOW! Is all I can say! But I think you did the right thing!

[jodisweetie]

You made my day, that's hilarious!! You ROCK!! I wish that was on video, I'd have loved to see the look on her face! You're too good for that job anyway ( not that there's anything wrong with being a greeter ) but your boss obviously had no sense of humor! :->

[1975Pontiac]

I think you did the right thing.

The customer is NOT always right :)

Next time, just call child services and let them deal with the situation.

That's the only thing these kind of mothers understand.

Hang in there.

Indy

[oodlesmoran]

LOL

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[kittenlover99]

:( that stinks, i'm sorry :(

but at least you told her what was true ;)

someone that has the guts to say something like that is just plain mean.

I think you did good :D

-kittenlover :D

[oodlesmoran]

LOL thanks

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[Bflatblues55]

hahahaha.... love this oddles! Great delivery.

I think if I were truly hired as a Walmart greeter, I'd last about 40 seconds into the job before wanting to clock someone. But shhhhhh.... don't tell anybody I said that.

[oodlesmoran]

Lol clock 'em right in the kisser lol

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[oodlesmoran]

TWINS LOL

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[rutlegirl]

lol!!!! good for you for telling her that

[oodlesmoran]

lol thanks for the comment

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[ifonlypeopleknew]

LMAO!!!

[oodlesmoran]

Thanks Dorri...lol

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[christopherinsc1981]

lmao very funny

[oodlesmoran]

Well thank ya PS loved that little song lol

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[christopherinsc1981]

why thank you :O)

[DrHossHuckleberry]

Hhahahahhaa.. I can't believe some one who sleep with you twice... PRICELESS...loll.lollllll... Just hurting my sides here.. I will try to make sure my sister and her girls don't shop there anymore... Tears rolling down the doc's face.. hahahahahahaaa...

[oodlesmoran]

Hope the Ribs are okay Doc...lol

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[col32rocks]

ahhhah I love this cus I am a pre-school teacher and all day I am very kind to the children and parents pick there kids up and do the same thing I so wish I had the balls to say something like that omg you crack me up big time

Tammy

[oodlesmoran]

Well maybe they are all twins...lol

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[JustJammen]

way to go!!!!!! You rock!!! My wife loved this one too. and she hates it when i drag her over to watch youttube videos..hahaha

[oodlesmoran]

LOL Glad the wife liked it Mr Turtle

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[squincegoddess]

I have one question, was this mean lady snacking rudely on anything crunchy? lol, I don't know if you are serious or joking but either way it's hilarious, therefore you have to be joking, lol, good one!!! :) squince

[oodlesmoran]

Well yes matter of fact she was crunching quite loudly...lol ABS

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[DrakIems]

I like that :)

[oodlesmoran]

Good :-)

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[hysonly]

Wow friend, you are so good:)

Big hugs and smiles to you.

[tc71291]

Hugs to ya ! Good one !

[oodlesmoran]

LOL

smiles right back at ya