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  • United States Constitutiion, Article 1, Section 8, Clause 17.5. Fixing Homsexuals. The delegates to constitutional convention were very clear that should be a federal power.

  • I like when her husband is like, "Oh, it's perfectly normal to fantasize about having sex with muscular beefcakes endlessly when we're young men. That's perfectly natural for straight men. It's not? The hell you say! Everyone wants to be gay, and God can help you with that." Rough life being a self-hating gay person married to human reptile.

  • Jot and tiddles. My new favorite phrase.

  • Bachmann just needs a big strong stiff one in her pink and stink holez. That will chill her out.

  • We believe that you are free to live your life the way you want, except when you do things we are uncomfortable with.  -the GOP

  • oh cenk, it's not irony. irony would imply that we DON'T expect republicans to be hypocrites.

  • When the journalist asked her about her personal spending, her response was "People are going to ask me that question, because I am running for presidency." That's not an answer.

  • Bachmann's answer is always about the presidency of the united states.

  • this is kinda like TMZ for the educated!

  • im kinda sad she dropped out...her n hubby gave me soooo many good laffs...))

  • People would leave him alone if you and him would leave gay people alone? If you chose to pick on ones personal business then it's fair game.

  • I bet it doesn't whistle when you blow over the top.

  • If you were married to Michele Bachmann, you would be gay too.

  • LMAO... theirs just to much material here !!!

  • if anyone was stuck with a crazy nazi bitch like her for years, he would turn gay like marcus

  • Her jot is probably pretty WORN OUT but shes got gov't money to work on her tiddles.

  • die die die bitch

  • die

  • Wtf's a "jot & tiddle"? Why won't she answer the questions about the government money that they took for their clinic?

  • "I am running for the Presidency of the United States..." and I'm not going to answer any of your pesky "lamestream media" questions. And don't talk about my gay, er, "ex-gay" husband.

  • Marcus you'll make an excellent first lady. Unfortunately, your wife will make a lousy president who will destroy American economically, culturally, morally, militarily, intellectually, and religiously. Did Michelle turn you gay?

  • Marcus Bachman is gay??? He looks gay, he acts gay and speaks like a repressed closet gay person.

  • When has Michele Bachmann stated that we should judge Barrack based on what his wife does? Selective right?

  • @RubberWilbur

    thats not the point her husband is a flaming homo and he tries to convert other homos to in to straight people lmfao

    self hatred am i rite?

  • Sure she should be proud of her gay fat ugly husband

  • Nothing is off limits when you are running for President...

    

  • This lady only wants ratings. She doesn't fucking care about the politics, all she wants is her 15 sec. of fame. She's a fucking dumbass.

  • @666AlRunaRK She probably just aiming to become the first woman president and nothing else. If she does become president, which I doubt, she probably have more than 15 seconds of fame. But I would say that what comes after that fame won't be pleasant.

  • Nobody cares how much love, pride, and support you have for your husband of 33 years...!!! We want to talk about the issues in a political sense! God.

  • I love how these damn conservatives are so UN-FUCKING-ABLE to answer simple fucking questions...Completely relevant questions to their politics and their presidency campaign!! Just answer a fucking question properly!! Good god. lol

  • Michele Bachmann is a fool and should not be allowed to go near anything to do with politics

  • Its a shame her husband hasn't a clinic that turns morons into intelligent people. They could both attend. Seriously, has America come to this?.

  • "I'm running for the president of the united states." >.> She is either a robot, or and idiot.Most likely just an idiot. =)

  • Apparently she's running for president of the United States. I must have missed that the other few times she said it.--specifically to escape difficult questions.

  • Young Turks who does your captioning for the hearing impaired? It's terrible! If you need someone to do it correctly, I'll do it for free just to get it right, for those that are hearing impaired to be able to read the correct dialog. I'm an editor. This captioning is simply atrocious. Please correct it. Thank you.

  • i think the republicans choose clowns as potential leaders on purpose, to be able to use them as puppets later, it can't be coincidence that the most dumbest people in USA are searched very professionally to put up as potential presidents, the puppets are always shown but the question is who is the puppet master ?

  • Obama is financed by Jew

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  • "because i am running for the Presidency of the United States....I am running for the Presidency of the United States. Is she a robot? This is her response to every question. 

  • @beallkenny I was gonna say the same exact thing. Then I saw that you already said it. haha

  • @chromacopy365 I think that, as well as with Palin, you can´t do a good

    SNL parody. The original will always beat whatever comes out.

  • Oh okay Michele, you can tell other people what to do with their lives, that they shouldn't be gay, they can't have abortions, all this shit, but YOUR family is off limits. Go fuck yourself you frigid cunt. Marcus Bachmann's gay-sounding voice, his mannerisms, the way he walks, all of that is highly suspect. But even with all of that, I couldn't be 100% certain he's gay. But the fact that he runs a "pray the gay away" type clinic, take it to the bank, that guy sucks dick. Two married hypocrites.

  • I think she wouldn't be so angry if she got laid every once in awhile, tell her husband to dust off the cobwebs on that muff~

  • She's the queen of rage and her husband is the queen of queens~

  • I'll leave her husband alone, when she leaves the poor and the middle class alone.

  • I love how he acts so gay and yet tries to "convert" gay people.

  • Sammy2trees, I am saying that Congresswoman Bachmann is in a position to lead a gay rights revolution as a result of her background! Once we establish that sexual oreientation is genetic, the entire argument will become moot! However, notwithstanding the fact that the 13th Amendement made slavery moot, we will still needed courageous leaders to fight for civil rights. Likewise, once science proves that it is genetic, we will need courageous leaders to get the doubters to accept reality.

  • MARCUS! SEE WHAT ANONDRA DID?? MAJOR WOW-FACTOR!! Look folks, I hate to say I'm homophobic but in Marcus' case I am. I'm definitely AFRAID this guy is a major HOMO! LOL

  • Leave her husband alone??

    Her husband is a deluded quack who practices psychiatry predicated on asinine, archaic beliefs which hurt people! And we're not suppose inquire about him?? This woman has got to be kidding! When you run for the presidency of our country, you belong to us!!

  • FUCK FAGS

  • This chicken head needs to take a seat...shell be the same person on 20/20 crying about here husband being caught in park playing hide and seek with another man

  • U-nine-ent Stats? Listen at 3:00 and 0:40

  • another name for homophobic is called moral..the turks are the downfall of this country..hows hope and change working out you shitholes??

  • @jjcatful "another name for homophobic is called moral..."

    And your objective evidence for this is what, genius??

  • Everybody who is concerned about gay rights should consider voting for Michele Bachmann! In 1972, President Nixon went to China and opened to doors to a relationship with China. He was able to accomplish this because nobody doubted that he had a lenghty history throughout his political career of opposing Communism. He was able to persuande the doubters. Michele could do the same thing for gay rights if she wins in 2012 and 2016!

  • @Tennessee3501

    Lol. Those sure are some valid and intelligent points you have there.

  • @Tennessee3501 What??

    Did I interpret your words correctly?

    Are you insisting that if Bachmann wins the presidency that gays will have greater equal rights?

  • Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is a strong, independent, intelligent, attractive, articulate and accomplished conservative women. This terrifies the liberals who prefer their women barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen (actually, Michele has been there too as evidenced by her 5 beautiful children). Michele will never abandon the women of Afghanistan to be raped, enslaved and terrorized by the Taliban. She will never abandon Israel. Liberals want to "cut and run" and "let women wear berqas."

  • @Tennessee3501 Yes Michelle Bachmann is intelligent, probably more intelligent than Palin, but like Palin, she is also pathetically weak-minded. Her stance on homosexuality and her insistence that a mythical deity must do her thinking for her is evidence for this.

    And nobody wants to see afghan women raped, but a protracted presence in that country costs money, big money, and we just don't have it to spend. Wake up!!

  • @sammy2trees Wow,you sound fairly sane! I think Bachmanns main problem is her 'GET GOVT. OUT OF OUR LIVES' rant but then starts preaching about making abortion illegal/anti gay-marriage.We have tons of major problems more than this.As far as helping women worldwide?These peoples live centuries past. I don't believe there's anything we can do. I'm in TX & I fear Perry might run w/Bachmann as VP & we'd be in a world of crap.I think we might have enough stupid people that would vote for them

  • @rleary1 i hope someone in the debate tonight asks bachmann about her career as a lawyer for the IRS. was she good at her job? was she successful at shaking down taxpayers? she bring a lot of money into government? or was she incompetent at it? which would be the better argument for her to be president?

  • Marcus bachmann is a hot poz dtf barbarian twink who enjoys scat and watersports. You can find him at the Minneapolis airport bathroom, m-f 9-3.

  • I don't have a problem with her husband thinking can cure gays with prayer. I would if he went out and lured them into his clinic like a witch luring children into his gingerbread house. People come to his clinic for help so if you are gay and you come to his clinic for treatment of that it's on your head.

  • Michelle Bachmann: Fucking Clueless.

    Michelle's husband: So far into the closet that he can see Narnia.

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  • @patrickcorliss

    As pointed out later "jot and tittle" (from the Bible).

  • It's simple, Ron Paul 2012. None of this dramatic BS.

  • Bachmann

    Definition: Man on back.

    It's his name.

  • please bachmann, dont run for president you are a ninny

  • I am more concerned about her church's anti-Catholicism. The Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod (or WELS) are well known for their bigotry against the Roman Catholic Church. That should be a major concern...

  • It is extremely relevant given that these Tea Party/GOP candidates are all about their so-called moral fiber and family values. Ergo, it is quite relevant how you live your life, how you spend your money, and what your husband does.

  • Whatever librals! Just because Marcus likes sucking on penis doesn't mean he's gay! For your information, he's a Christian!

  • It's obvious whom is wearing the pants in that family.

  • 12on Paul

  • Btw, I really hope jot and tittles really doesn't mean something of a sexual nature if she uses it for her private life as well... Because I gathered it means "every detail" and what not in her public/political life... I just hope there is not more than one meaning in this case...

  • We deserve the right to know how Marcus intends on decorating the Oval Office and even your bedroom, Michele! I mean after all, if you win for whatever reason, then he will be the first lady!

    But in all seriousness, she probably has skeletons in her closet that she doesn't want people to find which is why she always diverts the personal questions and prys into the private lives of other people, especially gays. Still, she should not be immune. All public figures must deal with prying eyes.

  • Michelle Bachman is so homophobic! Her husband isn't in the closet! He's in the panic room! LOL

  • @Fleursdelily LOFuckingL - your comment made my day that is just fucking hilarious.

  • hahaha oh god - even that teambachman account on youtube has all the comment sections totally disabled. This cunty sow wearing that cheap woman suit can't take a little constructive criticism :P Oh god she's just like this stupid palin bitch......whipping out another victim card and using their family members as props for more attention and human shields when the heat gets too much. -___-

  • Why does she always say Unined States?!

  • What did she say? Jot and Tiddles? What the fuck is that? I never thought there would be another Sarah Palin, but this crazy bitch takes the cake. Her husband is so loose in his loafers, I am surprised he has so many children. I would like to see the DNA of those kids... probably has traces of Holstein and BLACK Angus! What kind of people are there in Minnesota that would elect this retard to anything higher than dog catcher?

  • @Itaparicaful

    Jot and tittle is used in the bible when Jesus is talking about old testament laws not changing or expiring after hes sacrificed. The verse is (and I'm paraphrasing) "not one jot or tittle of the law shall change until all has come to pass". So thats probably why she used that phrase.

  • @Itaparicaful Bachmann as dog catcher? Are you serious? Do you know how much shit we'd get from PETA for exposing animals to such toxic levels of stupid?

  • well, but on the other hand, he could make one hell of a first lady.

  • I can't wait until they catch Marcus Bachmann with a gay prostitute.

  • When I rule the world, I'll see that stupid fucking cunt on a pike. I've already planted the seeds, and they're growing quite nicely. When America reaches the breaking point, that's when the fireworks start! My rule will begin with the push of a button, and I will unleash carefully calculated events that no one will expect. A new, glorious age is upon us, people. And with me as your ruler, these dark times will be a thing of the past! The best part; no one will ever see it coming. >: }

  • I will leave her husband alone....when she leaves mine alone!

  • I read this title as Bachman: Leave My Gay Husband Alone

  • Neither IS our foster children?

    Dial one for english, marcar dos para español, or dial three for TEAtard.

  • I swear sometimes, This country is a fucking circus. Enjoy the show fellas. The best that can happen is that it all falls down.

  • @drpeppa2357: I was TV channel surfing the other day and came across a re-run of that pathetic movie "2012" just as Washington DC was being smothered by that huge Aircraft Carrier carrying tidal wave... I thought to myself, 'Oh please bring it on, bring it on...'. I don't really wish that of course but geeezus the USA just needs a reset button to be pushed somewhere dosn't it!??!

  • he looks like ted kennedy. he's probably an excellent swimmer also. This woman has NO chance of getting republican nomination, never mind sittin in the white house !!!

  • That guy is tard, and so is his "wife"

  • Drinking with Bob should create a video "LEAVE MARCUS ALONE!!!!!!"

  • She is something all right. Just like Obama who wants to hide and deny everything. "I'm running for President don't ask me any more questions about anything"..

    If you go to TeamBachmann here on YT you can see her vids but you can not comment or rate. Another politician who can tell you what you want but can't listen to you and doesn't want any feedback. 

  • So don't question her husband even though he will influence the decisions she will make as the leader of this country. I wish the media would question them more considering she's taking government money for agriculture and their business. Plus, he needs to come out already and admit he's gay because he is. I can only imagine him thinking of guy while having sex with her. lol

  • Presidential hopeful? You mean presidential hopeless.

  • @drpeppa2357 The way Obama is doing, she might have chance of winning. Remember people in this country are beyond hopeless and stupid, so they might just vote for her.

  • WOW

  • Marcus Bachmann for president? Damn, this bitch is crazy!

    Keep callin' 'em out Cenk!

    Peace.

  • Leave Marcus Bachmann alone!! You're lucky he even performs for you.. Bastards!!

  • Unined States? What's that?

    She got it wrong twice. 0:41-0:43 and 3:01-3:03

  • Isn't the Canadian ?

  • Michelle Bachmann is only a reflection of the 10's of millions of willfully ignorant god fearing creationist in this country who are just by coincidence also the "real" Americans.

    Bachmann's breed sickens me!

  • This bitch says Sharia Law is "anti-woman" when in fact her religious beliefs revolve around her husband ordering her and complete submission to him. How does this make sense?? ahhh republicans!

  • Hey Michele, Go have a Migraine! You are a TOTAL IDIOT!!!!!!

  • idc i live in canada the only thing we have to worry bout is are igloo's melting in the summer

  • What kind of man needs his wife of all people to defend him? We have a name for those kind of "men" PUSSY.

  • @sikvenum82

    You wanna call a Republican man a "pussy", meanwhile your party is butt-packed full of fags and dykes?? HAHA.... that's a trip.

  • @DungVids Don't even start with that. The guy is a pussy because he has gay fantasies and he can't even stand up for himself. Not to mention him and his wife are criminally insane. I have a complete apathy towards the gay issue but marcus bachmann made his life our business the day he married michelle and started scamming the government.

  • Cenk is bringing it.

  • It's amazing that these parasites(­the Bachmans) have taken millions IN taxpayer MONEY, FOR THEIR FARMS, AND VOODOO. yet money for sick kids and Vets is out of the question. The lack of honor and decency in these people is unmatched.

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    we are aware of the governments' attempt to cover on the news of the rebellions to keep us as slaves for the current system.

    we are anonymous, we declare war on the corrupted system, join the plan to get your freedom and rights back. you are a human being, your life has value. we are anonymous, we are legion, expect us!

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  • who gives a fuck about ur wedding crap, bitch

  • Isn't knowing her views on homosexuality a big deal? I would want to vote for a president that is for gay marriage, gay rights, etc.

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  • @brotmann86 At what point in my comment did I ever say I would vote for someone who hates gays?

  • Michelle Bachman is soooooo delusional.Just die.Please just die.

  • Michelle Bachmann is running for President of America. That there are enough Americans in America who thinks this is OK, is right out of an insane asylum. How damn stupid do Americans really wish to look to the outside world? Are there no limits to your stupidities? What to Hell is going on in the States these days. Presently the U.S. congress is on its way to screw up the economy not only of the States but of the whole world. I believe you need a new Civil War to set things straight.

  • "...Neither is OUR Business"

    RIGHT THERE! What the fuck. How did the room miss that?! She just admitted its her fucking clinic.

  • "Hide the ball-gag, dear, and my dog collar. (Those pesky libs are sniffing around again.)"

  • Research has shown, over & over, that men who are extremely against homosexuality have strong homosexual leanings. It relates to the psychological concept of projection: I hate in others what I hate in myself.

    I think Marcus has a lot of skeletons in his closet. Push them aside, Marcus, & come out of the closet. It wouldn't surprise me, either, if Michele had a thing for women. Nothing wrong with that, only when you put on a public face that is different than your private one. Which they do.

  • 20 years from now, people could just look back at M. Bachmann and wonder why American people even care about her

  • well, i believe her husband is doing something good. people should stop bashing on him. changing homosexuals into heterosexuals is great. HIV stops spreading.

  • @aidenmccloskey Are you nursing a concussion?

  • @aidenmccloskey HIV spreads amongst heterosexuals as well doesn't it?

  • @Nathanimal53 no, that's ridiculous. where did you get this fact from?

  • @aidenmccloskey Of course HIV doesnt spread among heterosexuals. And Lucky Charms cereal is honestly magically delicious. I even had magical power after I ate some...I had the magical power to be an extreme smartass...

  • @UncontestedTruth woah, that's incredible. is that legal in China?

  • @aidenmccloskey I see you have had some Lucky Charms as well...all the ridiculousness aside, yes HIV can spread among heterosexual people. But then again, if you have a ounce of sense (which Im sure you do), then you already know this.

  • @UncontestedTruth aw, you believed in me! i'm quite flattered. can i kiss you on the cheek and hold your hand?

  • If I was American...I'd look around and be worried about how Bachman, Palin, Bush, come into and close to top office.

  • When one stands 4 LGBTQ rights, weirdo closet cases are included in one's demands for equality/respect. This line of YT commentary has significantly decreased my respect for YT. YT attacks Bachman w/ the same anti-non-traditional relationship rhetoric and vicious stereotyping that right-wing haters have spewed at US for years. Shame on you for this specious, subjective, and tabloidish nonsense. MB's policies are foolish enough to provide ample fodder for intelligent commentary.

  • @ahowd79: I agree and really dislike the practice.

  • Meanwhile in the legion of evil:

    Herman Cain: "MY PIZZA BUSINESS PROVES I'M A GOOD CANDIDATE"

  • I don't want to see their john and kittles either, but for them to rub their nose into people's business and run their hypocracy at the same time, and robbing people's money, there's gonna be trouble.

  • Every minute spent talking about Michele Bachmann is a minute NOT spent talking about DECENT woman within the Republican Party! Supposedly, the Tea Party does not even have so much backing from society, when it comes to the actual numbers.

    But as far as the current fate of the Republican Party is concerned, this gang of reckless, fanatic and inappropriately behaved vandals is running the show, giving the ENTIRE PARTY a bad name with anyone, who still has a sympathy for intellect and reason.

  • All this attention she's getting is making me wonder what Magic Underpants is up to.

  • I bet they're both gay, and they only married each other to fool their families all while getting gay and lesbian side action.

  • When reading the title I expected some Chris Crocker type jokes. YOUTUBE! The shining glory of the Interwebs.

  • @Madorem

    YOU WIN!!

  • @alwayshardcore100

    It's a gentle jibe, relax. And it worked didn't it?

  • @TheNeocatZone

    Another clue is that when speaking about the wrongness of giving in to homosexual desires is that he speaks as if everybody goes through that confused stage when they're not sure if they're into guys or girls.

    I'm not saying you can't go through that and ultimately not be gay, but it does suggest that he's had gay desires and he also said something like "and of course you might experiment a bit". I think he's attracted to dudes - I at least don't think he's completely straight.

  • @ViolentRiC "I'm not saying you can't go through that and ultimately not be gay...." And since that's sometimes the case, him bringing such experimenting up is not solid proof of him being gay for me. Otherwise, everyone who happens to bring it up or talk about it is suddenly gay. So personally I only go as far as disapproving his work and maybe joking about the 'closet gay' possibility.

  • @mindprism

    Don't be too certain. I'm a double agent.

    Nobody's safe.

  • I will leave Michele's husband alone....if she leaves mine alone!!!

  • JOT & TIDDLES FOR PRESIDENT 2012

  • Her husband's running for the presidency of the YMCA.

  • Great report Cenk! I agree 100% ... I only wish you were able to bash Democrats and Republicans in the same way without being biased :)

  • @7brushes What do you mean? He bashes Dems and Repubs when they do the wrong things.

  • @7brushes I feel he does for the most part. He certainly gives Obama a ragging. But I think it's just a matter of there happen to be more Republican debacles. There are stories about Democrats doing things but most are reported by Fox news and after fact checking they usually end up being false or changed to fit the agenda. Just my opinion on it.

  • what an idiot, if your running for president then your life is open for inspection and judgement of the people.

    The fact that she doesnt realize this just implies she has no idea about the office she is running for.

    She is a plant anyway, either you choose a retarded yokel (Sarah Palin or you pick an ignorant religious nut imported from the dark ages.

    I say the best way to separate church from state is not to allow zealots into office. Unless you want make up advice nation wide she looses.

  • I will leave Michelle Bachmann's husband alone when she decides to leave the country alone by not running for President or any other higher office where she would be in a position to do any serious further damage to this country.

  • @Mxyzptlk562

    You're worried about Bachan doing damage to the country??? HA!! You fuckin' Jackass, what about the damage that monkey you support has done to this country????? 14 fuckin' trillion dollars in debt and over 9% unemployment......THAT is fuckin' damage. Fuckin' RETARD

  • @DungVids Monkey? Non-starter dude. Go fuck yourself you racist fucker.

  • @DungVids so obama racked up 14 trillion in debt? lmao, I think maybe you're the monkey...

  • Bachmann's BS gives me a headache.

  • HAPPY 9000!!!!!!!!!!

  • O RLY. So Michele, you can tell me and everyone I know who we can marry, how our families have to be structured, what substances we can use regarding our own bodies, the makeup of our sexualities, what religion we can believe in, even to the point of having the audacity to dictate masturbatory habits to other people,

    But we can't DARE mention anything remotely personal about you or your establishments? Fuck you Bachmann, FUCK YOU.

  • @PeachyPeachPie If you had said that to her face you would have given her a black eye.

  • can you imagine conservatives doing this to the "annointed one, the messiah" and to Michelle "me Belle" ? man, the MSM and the libturd universe would go super nova. hypocrites.