Team Fortress 2: Meet the Heavy

[Horenramon]

Being heavy rock



[tehspartannoob]

Me:woo heavy time! *Spawns as heavy* woooo hooooo yaaaaa cry some more! *Runs out of ammo* oh shit! #Buys some more and uses it up again* WHADDYA MEAN ITS 400,000 DOLLARS FOR MORE

[524silverstripes]

7 people touched Heavy's gun I think heavy sounds cooler in this clip then when he's fighting

[WryBenjamin]

Sounds like FPSRussia

[Sil4zer]

Dear EA, please point it where does this movie contains any of your content. Can't find any? Then get that FUCKING "contains content from: EA" sticker away from my face. Sincerely, Me.

[thelwht]

This doesn't contain content from EA. EA isn't Valve.

[Dantitosful]

WTF he says in the end of the video?

[mongooseunleashed]

@Dantitosful Cry some more.

[FlashX212]

this guy is a meme.

[RSmagiccow]

Hmmmm... When i stand on a hill and let loose hell, i get sniped....

[cooldude2315]

I am Heavy guys chef

he ways 1500 kilograms and eats 200$ custom made babys

he eats 10000 babys a minute

it costs 40000$ to feed this guy for 12 seconds

[xxxThehotyellowxxx]

lol click on CC then transcribe the audio and watch and laugh

[pb25812462]

200 bucks a bullet, 10,000 rounds a minute

2 million for a minute of firing.

[darkstar12192]

I think I know how the Soviets went bankrupt now.

[ChaosShadicWolf]

1:04

Thats me on ROBLOX when i get a Minigun

[CrashPro33]

i like how when he shoots at blue, its an animation and not the real bullets in the game.

[TommyGreenShirt]

Blue team is going to have very bad day.

[bakugancollecterZ]

400,000 per 12 seconds...god I'VE WASTED BILLIONS!!!

[Gigigiritina]

@waine999 are you saying tf2 isn't realistic?

[Waine999]

When you shoot 10 000 rounds per minute (MG42 1,200 rounds/min) you need to have loooots of water to cool your gun. Obviously, Heavy has lot of spare water inside him.

[STARSMARIN]

how he sey how tach my gun he mean ho tach my tralala...

[woahcoolwaffles121]

woah. if you count how long heavy was firing sasha, you find that he fires it for 12 seconds. im guessing im not the first to pick up on that but...I DON'T CARE *pulls out minigun* *pulls trigger* OOOOOOAAAAAAHHH OOOOOOAAHHH AH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA CRY SOME MOAR!!

[DarthBane123]

boolet

[iAceBlack]

Who "touched" Sasha?

I wouldn't want to know...

[hare9b6]

the scout can outsmart bullets with his "bonk atomic punch."

[Nassif9000]

i am a heavy weapons guy

*unzips pants* and this is my weapon. it weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 condom 2 layers at 10,000 sperms per minute, it costs 400,000 condoms to fuck a woman with it, FOR 12 SECONDS

oh my god, who touched it? WHO TOUCHED MY COCK?

[paddymoep]

His last facial expression is priceless

[Brianguyanddude]

I am Heavy weapons guy

*drops pants*

and THIS is my weapon :D

[Doominator99]

@Brianguyanddude HAHAHA!

[heatstefan]

OMAIGOD who touched sasha .. allright .. WHO TOUCHED MY GUN !!! ???

[SgtAwesome6]

Heavy=Nikolai

Soldier=Dempsey

Medic=Richthofen

(i havent found a good one for Takeo)

[astrophysician2999]

@ zentrix97: I think he said "custom-tooled cartridges." This makes more sense as well.

[Zentrix97]

Facts about Sasha.

Weigth: 150kg

Caliber: Custom 2 Cartridges

Price per round: $200

Firerate: 10,000 rounds per minute

Price to fire for 12 seconds: $400,000

[4104jake]

Meet the Medic is up.

[jacob2k1999]

who touched ur gun i did! come and get me im redy for u >:D

[MrFedefran]

DON'T THOUCH MAH GUN lol

[TheSpyngas]

"Contains Content From: EA" HAHA EA never ever could make something like that, they are too retarded for that

[eerrfun]

GRY SOME MOAR

[latios1fan]

look at the face at 1:09

[Vladiato]

That laugh at the end is absolute gold.

[MahNinjaToast]

At The End When It Sais Team Fortress 2, Look At Scout. He's Got The Snipers Machine Gun. D:

[patastinky]

sasha = Alex in russian... Thumbsups

[JakeLebsock]

@patastinky needy little punk. I would have thumbed up if you didn't say "Thumbsup" >.>

[patastinky]

@JakeLebsock fuck you, how's that :)

[JakeLebsock]

@patastinky well, can't argue with that logic. lol Have a good day!

[InfiniteVice]

Have you ever wanted to try Team Fortress 2?

I can let you!

I have a pass that expires TOMMOROW and would like to give it away AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

First person to respond just has to give me their steam name and I'll gift it to them via steam!

[Shadowfan523]

In soviet Rusia, Heavy meets YOU.

[fursona2]

if a real person could actually lift that he/she would have their arms broken by the recoil of that minigun firing

[fursona2]

AND zis is my veapon! :D

[pyrindo]

why the fuck isnt the sandvich in there???

[HiMyNameIsRoxi]

@pyrindo

sandvich has its own separate vid

[NukeMeccaIncMusic]

Contains content from EA???? I tought it was valve

[SuperGeneralD]

@NukeMeccaIncMusic EA wanna lotsa money -_-

greetings ='.'=

[MrGER17]

0:41 the solider touched her in meet the spy

[Mikiyikiy]

@MrGER17 But that heavy was on BLU team.

[blobbhed]

Maybeh...*snort*...maybeh

[littlejjman21]

400,00 thousand dollars to fire a miniGun For 12 seconds?

HEAVY MUST BE A VERY RICH MAN IF HE FIRES 8 MINUTES.

[Nothingnessrules1232]

Pause at 1:20. Looks like the scout has the sniper's SMG. WEIRD!

[Silverst742]

@Nothingnessrules1232, He does have the Sniper's gun! WTF! That's so weird! Glad you noticed it.

[MrGER17]

@Nothingnessrules1232 thats because that was beta not now

[onetimecake]

It cost $400.000 to play tf2....... for 12 second......... OHAHAHAHHAHAH CRY SOME MORE !

[TheNp42]

You touched Sasha.

You dead now.  No big surprise.

[NeptuneMS385]

It costs 12 dollars to eat this sandvhich, for 400,000 seconds.

[SkateHomeless]

Of course he name his gun "Sasha".

[onetimecake]

@SkateHomeless Its nathasja x3

[TheGamekid96]

@SkateHomeless named after scout's MOM lol

[Fartingkid2k9]

of course the Heavy is Russian...

[themrlegoman1000]

it`s pretty stupid there is meet the eavy soldier sniper scout engineer an spy but no medic or pyro

[ilikeluigi]

@themrlegoman1000 I bet "Meet the pyro" would have been funny.

[Halo3worldatGTA]

WHO TOUCH MY GUN!!!

[carrmx0]

No sandvich? :C

[drhax199]

cry some more...

[AceDauntless]

1:16

Heavy, enemies come from THE OTHER way on that map.

Or maybe he's just spychecking.

[upyour123]

hey guys, i have one thing for you :59

[bo9l07]

unfortunately : 1 freakin spy can simply backstab u & kill u instantly !

[Renewablefrog1224]

doing math, thats 2 million $ a minute

lets just hope they aren't charging you for that

[agentrockluxury]

Eh. Money well spent!

[marabus3]

he cost 4 hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for 12 seconde. AAaaahaaahahahaha

[Idude893]

He named it Sasha?

[CheDDaRGTAS]

ya, and his achivment gun is named natascha

[Whyit27]

@Idude893 and you didn't? :P lol

[hellbringer907]

@Idude893 guns are like boats, guns are shes

[KetchupSplodge]

@hellbringer907 Sasha is also a Russian boy's name.

[jonasdrejerjensen]

@Idude893 a woman name

she is heavy

she is expensinve

and her tube makes her happy

[lolfish1108]

@Idude893 yep.

[Lemonukeable]

@Idude893 there's also NAtascha

[MasterChief298]

@Idude893 this is weird why??

[lolisan123]

@Idude893 yes.

[SLRFProductions]

@Idude893 of coarse....hes russian

[MarkOfTheRebel]

There goes several peoples' paychecks.

[muggtonp]

OOooaahhhh haaa haaaa hhaaa haaa haa (snort) haa haa haa

[ambushed13]

it takes $400,000 to fire this weapon. . . for 12 seconds. . . (as he fires the gun for 24 seconds at the end.)

[GAMECITYLEGEND]

I'm gonna use that the next time i have the chance. "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe. I've yet ti meet someone who can outsmart a bullet."

[TwilightPrince123]

"Some people think they can outsmart me.

Maybe.....maybe.

I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet."

[hempestHEMPER]

WHO TOUch my guunuuunununu

[lQwertical]

Who touched my Sasha?

[silverlight1204]

i can outsmart a bullet but i cant out run it

[tancavproductions]

i counted how long heavy was shooting the gun and it was 12 seconds(at the end), so he wasted 400 thousand dollars -.-

[S1lenC3RX]

at 1:10 the heavy looks kinda like doug from the pure pwnage series.

[ThePeanutStudios]

DIE SQUIDWAAARD (1:11)

[SmileyFace131213]

rofl xD

[lokohehehe]

@ThePeanutStudios

Doesnt he say "Can i have some more?"

[LoneWolf7390]

@lokohehehe

"Cry some more!" is what he says.

[SikorskyMH53BLCK]

1:04 - "Уэээээ- УЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭ - КАЖДОМУ!!!! УХЭХЭХЭХЭХЭ!!!"

[dedmor1]

400,000 dollar! this guy must be rich

[Twisted4000]

i cant find meet the medic or meet the pyro :|

[9villain9]

they havent made those yet

[woog757]

@Twisted4000 They Have not made meet the medic or meet the pyro yet

[Yevgeny1217]

if you pause at 0:34, he makes the weirdest face... in the WORLD!!!!

[shiner9er]

who touched sasha?!

[tonmandude]

0:55 great facial animation and voice acting imo lol

[Lee038]

Maybe it's just me, but the voice acting of this "Meet The..." seems much better than the rest.

[Vault101Reject]

i love that little "alright.." he says before yelling at the others XD

[noface181]

woah! somebody's insane....

[Mister86Productions]

0:41

Look at Heavy's emblem on his left shoulder, it's different! Not suprising. The game was still in Beta, even the other characters look a bit different.

[Hemmingfish]

He's lying of course.

=P

[dyepmr09]

its bruce of die hard lol

[vincanthofred]

not really, he just take free bullet packs on the floor!

[MetalVannan]

Man, this was eaaaaarly. Look, the scout doesn't even have the right weapon. Guess they changed it part-way through production.

[yimpissed]

XD

oh my god who touched sasha?

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN

LOL i couldnt stop laughing at that point!

[Preditor117]

It takes The Heavy Weapons Guy 54 seconds to fire over 9000 bullets, at which point it will have cost 1.8million dollars. Math is fun!

[ClintJohnHampton]

that's who i'm being next halloween I look like him, am the right size, and imitate him perfectly

[vincanthofred]

maybe.... *sniff* maybe....

[bunbunjohn]

:O Who tOUCHED sasha?

alright

WHO TOCUHED MYA GUN >:O

[IcyFreshHALO]

:D xD

[zabusy]

sasha is russian name o.O

[someoneN00B]

@zabusy

heavy is russian :P

[ruskisaldat]

yah, ,and the heavy is Russian....

id think youd be able to peice that together

[SATEBTEHBM]

i love how pissed he gets when he says "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN'

[berushogun]

how much for how long !!!

[Habbo123474]

"Who tuched sasha?"

"alright"

"WHO TUCHED MY GUN!?!?"

[M1cR0S0fT4Ev3r]

It costs 400,000 Dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.

Legendary words.

[iD0NUTZ]

DAM so Do the Math!

400,000 dollars to fire the weapon for 12 seconds

12 x 5 = 60 seconds/minutes

60 x 400,000 = 24,000,000 Dollars

An Average match is about 8 minutes so

24,000,000 x 8 = 192,000,000 Millions Dollars

for each match.

WOW Heavy is a rich rich dude!

[LeTinctoire]

Do more math. A heavy doesn't shoot for eight minutes straight.

[ProjectShadowX]

yea sometimes they die so they dont have to pay for all the bullets they use lol

[DeVileDanish]

Ummmmm...

400,000*60 should be 400,000*5.

2,000,000 for one minute.

2mil*8= 16million fucking dollars.

[elizasaurous93]

@M1cR0S0fT4Ev3r no, "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN" is legendary

[kickercaster18]

His calculation is off...it would only be 34,000 dollars for 12 seconds of fire time.

[smashmaniac64]

nope it is 400k

2,000 rounds times 200 dollars per round is 400k

[kickercaster18]

@smashmaniac64

oops, math fail XP

[ProjectShadowX]

atleast the heavy is smart enough to calculate that lol

[Hellsing1138]

@ProjectShadowX I guess the ones who can outsmart him is a spy?

[dragonbaas]

he met someone who could outsmart bullet: a scout with bonk

[Mozafunkula]

and ur a noob asshole -.-

[ve731]

it costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 5 seconds!

[DerOrk]

12.

[ve731]

oh yeah! my bad...

[Sm00thcriminal1]

12 seconds not 5 12

[jiltedkiller]

The best xbox live game PERIOD!

[ThatsBitch3n]

*cough*PC*cough*

[popkorn68]

no i have it i was addicted to it 4ever but i evetually got bored and i forgot which class i was good with now i suck....

[Dragonfly77films]

I timed the scene where he was firing his gun it was up 2 11-12 seconds.

[tehpevis]

CRY SUM MOAR!

[GordonFreeman2H2]

WHY THE HELL DOES IT MATTER IF HE'S ACCURATE OR NOT? HE HAS GODDAMN MINIGUN. M-I-N-I-G-U-N. JUST SHUT THE HELl UP AND LAUGH! LAUGH, I SAY!

[smittlesmattle]

hehehehehhh?

[Phobotech]

I love how when I scroll down to see what the comments were, how there was a debate on the mathematical accuracy of his firing rate claim.

[PingasPiness]

we youtubers live for things like this

[rainbowfirewave]

Why do they send babies to fight me?

[PingasPiness]

400,000 dollars....didn't think he was that smart...

[mad87645]

i worked it out, its technically 400,080 for 12 secs

but im not smart and i worked it out =P

[PingasPiness]

acually, he's right, i checked it on my calculator, if 12 seconds is 1/5 of a minute, then divide 10000 by 5 then multiply that by 200, which actually does get 400,000

[mad87645]

well i went 10000/60 then times 12 then times 200,

SHABANG 400,000 (i misread ma calculator *facepalm*)

[PingasPiness]

Well i get the SHABANG cause i figured it first! so HA!

[darkma4]

at the end when you see the spy he looks like a nazi

[Floobrz]

it also doesn't help that he is holding a luger like weapon :p

[Trogadorsaysay]

The laughing look on his face near the end has me breaking out laughing every time. XDD

[ico80]

one of the reasons i love playing with a heavy! i love his laugh

[Moeman774746]

Who touched my Sasha??? WHO TOUCHED MY GUNN!!!!!

[Xaiango]

was there ever even a tf1?

[downsideCSS]

tfclassic

[0YtsanBlowout0]

Ya its called TF classic. The game officialy has nobody playing anymore.

[oscillik]

wrong. and wrong. Team Fortress was originally a mod for Quake, and people do still play TFC

[0YtsanBlowout0]

Then is something wrong with mine? Like a Port problem?

[Pixelatedude6]

wow. WOW. are you joking?

DUH

[Krytex]

no shit sherlock....it was called tfc

[veryhighsamurai]

I love the weapons everyone is holding in the end.I think they would have been cooler than the final game.

[TrueWolfProductions]

tf2 reminds me of the incredibles

[ADChi7]

Same here

[Nukinator]

Some people think they can outsmart me...maybe...maybe... I've yet to meet one that can outsmart BULLET.

*enter heavy scene*

LOL!