Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323):
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Nice vids Tyler. You must get sick of the idiots commenting on your vids. Like all the Brianna's who are like "omg my name is Brianna but I'm not gay!" losers.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
hi,girls, are you lesbian? would you like to come and join us?Here you can find sexy and open-minded singles & couples looking to explore their sexuality, chat, hook up with, etc.
@BreGotTalent OMG your name is brianna that is so awesome. And you are straight, that is so great. I mean I have never thought that your name could actually be brianna but .... it is. Wow that is so fricking awesome...
So like my parents said it was my bday but it wasn't so like I was sitting there and the waitress came up and forced me into a poncho and straw hat and hold a stuft horse named nacho and ride around the restaurant while people sang happy bday..... In conclusion, it SUCKED!!!
@9diggers My god, just shut the fuck up. And stop writing offensive comments on every one of Tyler's videos. Don't you have something better do do? Like, meet up with friends? Oh, you don't have any? Well I wonder why.
omg xDD I love that website! It's hilarious!! the one i liked is where this is stopped to left a pinecone cross the road he thought it was a hedgehog :3
"We shall dear inded ;O (british accent time ;O!!) ello might:DD! lmao xDD!! im totally gonna bragg about our epic adeventure on facebook about finiding our penis xDD!! and how we jizz skittles :OO!! and we bangg to the rightt when its hot and left when its cold c: !! and when we jump.. its like BAM a gunshot was just fired :DDD!! And whenn we rubb eachotherr we dont get ball sweat we get lemonade c:"
OMG brittany.. so last week i went down on my boyfriend and lost my gum... and today i went down on him again and found it in his pubs... sadly it had kinda lost its minty flavor
"i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage."
I was playing the question game with a guy last night and I was running out of questions, so I asked "Boxers or briefs?" You know what he said? "Briefs." I DIED. WHAT A WASTE OF HOTNESS. I almost cried.
Lol This was the first video I saw of you like a couple months ago and I just had to click it because Of course my name is Brianna and Ima lesbian Lol Im addicted to you haha!
TEXT: omg, i was watching SNL and their was this gothic ass version of N'SYNC or whatever the fuck, and this lead singer was trying so hard to sing but he SUCKED HOT
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Do you know how to see std on a homosexual? * A discharge from your penis. * Pain, burning, or itching around the opening of your penis when you urinate. * Anal itching, soreness, and bleeding, or discharge. * A single sore or multiple sores on the penis. * Rash on the palms of the hands or bottom of feet. * Painful blisters around the genitals or anus. * Warts on the genital area, including the penis and scrotum.
Intimate partner violence (IPV) occurs between two people in a close relationship, including current and former partners. IPV can range from a single episode of violence to ongoing battering. IPV includes four types of behavior: Physical violence, sexual violence, threats of physical or sexual violence, and emotional abuse. Studies have estimated that 11% to 44% of men who have sex with men surveyed experienced IPV in same-sex relationships.
Between 2005 and 2006, the number of reported P&S syphilis cases increased 11.8 percent. P&S rates have increased in males each year between 2000 and 2006 and among females between 2004 and 2006. In 2006, 64% of the reported P&S syphilis cases were among men who have sex with men (MSM).
Does that face qualify the MSM with being a "reservoir of infection" akin to rats in the desert who harbor the hanta virus? Well, there are only 2% of the population willing to act out homosexual behavior.
@misnoto I can't see how a condom can claim 99. They break in wet pussy. What happens in a hairy crusted homosexual anus with blisters, scabs and stubble?
A Knox Township man has been charged with felonious assault for having unprotected sex with his wife without telling her he is infected with the virus that causes AIDS.
This is the beginning. Everyone wants him prosecuted. Then, we'll prosecute all of you homosexuals for the same thing. LOL You are looking at your future! We'll prosecute you for Murder when they die, or attempted murder if they aren't yet dead when we find your hemorrhoid loving self.
While you're in class reading my comment, hopefully, just before an exam, you remember this: No hemorrhoid has a sperm receptor. And, if you're still belching up the semen you swallowed from last night, I hope you get a pube hair in that curdled mess, and have to swallow it again. No person was ever born homosexual. No one. Ever.
@misnoto I need not show anything. My irrefutable internet post stands as testament to the time tested derdagianism argued to full blown concensus with molecular biologists and geneticists across the earth for years on end. There has not ever been a researcher who claimed to have found homosexual biochemistry as the etiologic factor. For all practical purposes, this debate has been concluded. No homosexual protein has been coded by any DNA.
@derdagian1 your claiming that a natural psychological imprint like homosexuality has anything to do with molecular biology? it happens in quite a few social animal populations and there is one entire species of lizards who are lesbians. people cant choose to be gay its just "the way that they are wired" an emotion mutation if you will. and even if you are right about people not being born that way its no excuse to be an utter troll. the fact that you must protest somthing that does not effect y
@derdagian1 if homosexuality is a choice.. as i assume you mean by "no person was ever born homosexual. Ever" then its their choice and you have no business in it anyway. so i assume (excuse the argumentum ad hominem) that you are just a very angry person trying his hardest to anger others with scenes of distaste. you studied it enough to use big words, but you applied absolutely no logic to your actions and statements
@misnoto The brain is altered through learning and it's retained through neurochemistry. So, if homosexuality is a thought and the thought is nurtured, it is real to the person harboring the brain. That's the only biochemistry known to science, with regards to homosexuality.
@derdagian1 like i said that is a null issue, whether or not homosexuality is a choice, this country is free. you trying to oppress people with your ideas is quite Stalin-like. even though you have the right to say what you want, using the ability to say what you want in order to stop people from doing what they want is wrong. legal, but wrong and in bad taste. i do not know much about biochemistry so my answer was flawed, but i think my logic is sound within my general protest.
@misnoto I just want to know something: When a homosexual offers another homosexual a warm mug of used enema water, does the anticipation and aroma stimulate an erection or does it make them drool for hemorrhoids? This complex chemistry should be easily identified. That would be a few molecules and a double blind test. I don't believe your lies.
@derdagian1 you have yet to answer my logical assertion.. that is that even if it is a choice, would you not be undermining someones freedom by protesting it? im sure two gay men who have given consent have no real choice on how your life is being lived. why do you think you have the right to dictate how theirs is being lived. choice or not, gay or not, they are hurting you 0% you on the other insult them and destroy their lifestyle to the VERY CORE.
@misnoto I insult their entire persona which they manufacture on their own with all of the same rights to live that I have. Why do they want new and additional rights and protections based on nothing more than a behavior? They spread disease, which is in the news, today. They have caused massive death by way of the homosexual lobby which had it classified as a protected disability status, early on. Blood is on their hands, as well as their rectal hemorrhoid secretions. We're equal, now.
@derdagian1 we are not equal now, you say that gay people spread disease as if straight people don't, witch is a hilarity on its own. almost like you think that if a gay person has sex he will transmit hiv if he has it, but if a heterosexual has it he is immune to spreading it. its laughable. when did homosexuality become a disability? i have yet to see this. blood is on every hand of every person that has ever subscribed to a title. you cant say there is any blood on your hands because you
@misnoto On disease transmission, the MSM group is harboring several diseases. When we find an animal, such as the rodents in the south west US that can incubate hanta-virus, we know which type of rodent to try and kill off. When it's a human population, we identify them and try to contain the spread, as well. But, if it's the homosexual population, we have to let them spread it. How nice. They already have special rights.
@derdagian1 the same breed of ignorance that incites violence based on petty beliefs. if your moral standard is to only insult and expect things to be done then you are mistaken. if you truly believe these (ridiculous) things then study it become a scientist and change the world. insults just make you look like an unintelligent bigoted ass.
@misnoto There are plenty of scientists who study it. I just help inform of their findings and report the interpretations of their results. We have spent entirely too much money on looking for homosexual biology as it is. There is no reason to look for genes that would drop out of the progeny as the result of failure to create a progeny for the gene pool. The homoxesual lie is just too easy to debate against. Five Decades of results require me to study nothing. None have been found.
@derdagian1 you make the claim, prove that homosexual partners spread more disease than heterosexual partners, with reliable scientific journals that are peer reviewed of course.
oh and btw there is such a thing as a condom.. in reality you cannot condemn all gay people for the actions of the idiots not protecting themselves.. thats just mass generalization
"holy jesus god my teeth taste like street"
courteniny09 1 day ago
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
madbar4lifexo 3 days ago
"My cat is cover in bald patches. WTF happened last night?!"
indibimbi 5 days ago
(970):
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303):
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
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okayy i got a text last night from my gay guy friend zach he was so drunk~!
"hwyy moiergan immn hippo on couboy sex on bunbbl,e wrappi"
^^^^Exact words^^^^
TheMOMO19897 6 days ago
"We got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for putting the Bibles in the Fiction section"
deathguy167 1 week ago 3
so gay but good story
Zenthenium 2 weeks ago
Friend)omg hope do u remeber the guy with the scarf and the blonde hair...
Me)yeah jason ...why??
Friend)omg he is so hot!!! But hes dating some dike chick ewhh
So im gunna get him drunk and sleep with him bet hes good in bed;)
Me) ummh...thats a guy jason is gay and unless u got a dick to shove up his ass dont think its gunna work
Friend)..................
Funny text from this morning xD
XxXhopeydopeXxX 3 weeks ago
he sounds so Ghetto!
cassysmiles21 3 weeks ago
(323):
You got in a fight last night?
(818):
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323):
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
JannineishTV 4 weeks ago 6
@JannineishTV funny as hell
superpinklexi 2 weeks ago
Friend: Hi, Is this the gay hotline?
Me: Lmao
Friend:I'd like to be connected with a sexeh stranger above the age of 68.
Me: Patching through.....
TheMagicalRetard 1 month ago
hey amanda do u prefer green eggs and ham or white eggs and no ham??? x_x
mandygrace00 1 month ago
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"it's a beard for the nose" ...talking about moustaches, haha
xoOMFGox 1 month ago
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xoOMFGox 1 month ago
My store starts serving egg muffins at 2 am
KarmerKurtz 1 month ago
(302): when are you leaving homes?
(610): it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51?
(302): I had a sex dream about Oprah
(610): go back to sleep
(302): dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
sariakokiri7 1 month ago 4
@sariakokiri7 HAHAHAH Okay. Sorry. That was funny.
Brittanysofficial 1 month ago
Nice vids Tyler. You must get sick of the idiots commenting on your vids. Like all the Brianna's who are like "omg my name is Brianna but I'm not gay!" losers.
liveitoutloud 1 month ago
Hey i love you. SERIOUSLY i do i love you like a fat kid love cake
Smiley2032 1 month ago 3
' I would love to go out with you '
WOOO!!!! new boyfrand ;)
TheAntoniaRoseFaith 1 month ago
"hey i met u last night i thoght u were t swift k bi o ya and i hookd up wit ur frend k bi"
the friend was my drunk girlfriend.
hatcha987 2 months ago 4
"You hooked with a 400lb woman last night convinced she was Adele. I think you have a drinking problem"
xxsexiboixx 2 months ago 4
hahaha you make friends in the weirdest ways!!
hoopsterhottie181 2 months ago
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
RaynaOfSunshine 2 months ago
Hi my name's Tyler! I support your lifestyle. Hello!
your videos are the BESST!!!
stl3359 2 months ago 4
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KingSmilex3 2 months ago
"The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life." <3
MsKaleigh2010 2 months ago 4
i love your gayness! its so cute!
Littletwit98 3 months ago
i accidentally disliked this D: No!
JohnnyRocket92 3 months ago
"Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos." So true. Plus, it's from my state. :)
emlylou 3 months ago
I clicked this video because my name is Brianna O.o; I'm not gay though
BriannaDawnc 3 months ago
Yes a year later I still love you!(:
poppinfosho 3 months ago
I've watched this way too many times all for the A. SAP. part<33
Ihearatruck 3 months ago
hi,girls, are you lesbian? would you like to come and join us?Here you can find sexy and open-minded singles & couples looking to explore their sexuality, chat, hook up with, etc.
Check out the channel here,w ww.femmedate. com/
jingbocao87 4 months ago
Now hiring! Please call this number for more info!
disregardhope 4 months ago
My favourite txt from last night.
I have a pickle on a stick, its DELICIOUS!
sheaofleaves124 5 months ago
"sex on bubblewrap: best. decision. ever."
thefireflyer27 5 months ago 93
(404):
What is her last name?
(770):
Tatiana CallsMeAt3AMandWantsToFuckStein...who gives a shit?
theslytherinroze 5 months ago 6
(909): He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
MsBandgeek33 6 months ago 15
(i have that shirt)
sophieandrews1234 6 months ago
hey my name is brianna - im not a lesbian xx
animalgirl0123456789 6 months ago
I liked the part were he talked about Brianna the lesbian :D
ineedamint1 6 months ago
So could a gay guy and a lesbian girl date? o .0
KateRawrsAtChu 6 months ago
@KateRawrsAtChu no because gay guys like penis and lesbian girls like vagina. -____-
ReaTheSquare 6 months ago 5
Lol.. Apparently you got alot of brianna's attention. XD
BriannaSweetCheeks96 6 months ago
Lol Im a Brianna too!:D but hey dont stereotype all briannas like people stereotype blondes:3
BriannaSweetCheeks96 6 months ago
a text i got from an unknown number at 1:00 in the a.m.: soooooo i just got here but all i see are chickens and no bananas...?
addiemarie96 7 months ago 3
I thought this was about me because I have a friend who's last name is Oakley. O.o
sillywillysmarty 7 months ago
my friend sent me pic of jegarmeister n said "thinking of you" lolz
serenityzr19 7 months ago
wow alot of briannas have commented..... and im one of them(: like this if u only watched this cuz ur name is THE BEST NAME EVER (BRIANNA)
briannamariebubbles 7 months ago
"Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again."
xShellieeRoo 7 months ago 5
i know this is old. i have to comment though :D
(901):
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
igotyourmoney23 7 months ago 3
OR:
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
YourGirlIs 7 months ago 2
My favorite is:
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
YourGirlIs 7 months ago 4
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First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down.
saveferris1991 7 months ago
OH MY GOD I KNOW BRIANNA THE LESBIAN!!! shes my buddy. she posted this on Facebook.
msboredomosity 8 months ago
I am a lesbian. My name is not Brianna.
jk. I'm not a lesbian, everyone else was saying the opposite of what I said above so I had to do it.
sumLsum 8 months ago
My name is Briannah :D Lolz I love this! And yeah, I'm nice like that too <3 <3 ;D Bri's from all oveerrr!! Woot woot!!! Go Tyler! WE LOVE YOUUU :)
briannah2277 8 months ago
@briannah2277 woot woot :)
sillywillysmarty 7 months ago
I watched this because my name is Brianna. I'm not a lesbian XD
mycheese45 8 months ago 2
"You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw."
whospeaksthetruth 8 months ago 3
I totally watched this video because my name is Brianna..
MsBean02 8 months ago 2
OMG my name is Brianna and i'm straight.
BreGotTalent 8 months ago 6
@BreGotTalent OMG your name is brianna that is so awesome. And you are straight, that is so great. I mean I have never thought that your name could actually be brianna but .... it is. Wow that is so fricking awesome...
zurechtweiser 8 months ago
lesbians for the win <3
ashyboobash1234 8 months ago
ur highlights <3
TheProblemoo 9 months ago
my name is brianna and im a lesbian...wierd
GuitarPlayer2200 9 months ago 2
@GuitarPlayer2200 Lol, me too, except I spell it with one n. xD
weazly13 9 months ago
@weazly13 haha mines spelled with two.
GuitarPlayer2200 9 months ago
GIRL you need to go to fmlife.com that shit is HILARIOUS I stay up sometimes reading those at like 2 in the morning instead of doing homework!
SlowlyTheWorldTurns 9 months ago
this is the worst story i've ever heard
krammy9goggler 9 months ago
Only gay people can "scurry", lmfao
VooDooLynx 9 months ago
My fav text:
So like my parents said it was my bday but it wasn't so like I was sitting there and the waitress came up and forced me into a poncho and straw hat and hold a stuft horse named nacho and ride around the restaurant while people sang happy bday..... In conclusion, it SUCKED!!!
Btw I -3 u Tyler :)
OliviaTheAwsome123 9 months ago 3
As a fellow lesbian, I kinda wanna take credit for Brianna and say that we're all this fabulous :) just saying.
nolwennrenault 10 months ago
@nolwennrenault yep. agreed. lol
thefilmistbee522 9 months ago
you inspire me to be a worse person
favourite
magalidaful 10 months ago
scurry :)
pimpedprincess69 10 months ago
'and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"'
macaaragones 10 months ago 229
@macaaragones THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.
xxtuckeverlastingxx 9 months ago
"it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night"
EricaKnorr 10 months ago 4
whats the intro song?
wm41ification 10 months ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2kylewilson 10 months ago
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MY FAVORITE TEXT IS.. I HATE COCKSUCKERS AKA FAGGETS
9diggers 10 months ago
@9diggers My god, just shut the fuck up. And stop writing offensive comments on every one of Tyler's videos. Don't you have something better do do? Like, meet up with friends? Oh, you don't have any? Well I wonder why.
TrineG92 10 months ago 2
@9diggers *faggots. Leard to spell.
MarieClaireWho 10 months ago
@MarieClaireWho way to fail (:
LiesxHurtx 10 months ago 2
@9diggers *faggots. Learn to spell.
MarieClaireWho 10 months ago
@9diggers Umm. How about you go shove your homophobic attitude up your ass.
Laurenina127 10 months ago 4
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(203):
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
(413):
and it's going to stay that way
^ I like this one because I know the person who sent it in and the story behind it hahah
fandog15 10 months ago
(203):
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
(413):
and it's going to stay that way
^ I like this one because I knowhe person who sent it in and the story behind it hahah
fandog15 10 months ago
omg xDD I love that website! It's hilarious!! the one i liked is where this is stopped to left a pinecone cross the road he thought it was a hedgehog :3
sasukeichigo12 10 months ago
"good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top."
lol :D
boocannibalism 10 months ago 3
in canada the 24 hour mcdonalds start breakfast at 5am :(
1234566654321drugs 11 months ago
dude ur awesome! u crack me up haha
AliciaSikorski 11 months ago
My buddy jd said this last night, "Dude I hella need sex..." I was like wow rofl
1MissStrange9 11 months ago
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I will kill this kid if I ever see him.
storm071970 11 months ago
@storm071970 Something is very wrong with you...
TheCityBreeze 9 months ago
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Is it weird I bought a boy a bra?
inuyashaxkogome 1 year ago 3
(914):
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
this is not my favourite but i love it since i've done this to someone before. :)
muerdeme917 1 year ago
"We shall dear inded ;O (british accent time ;O!!) ello might:DD! lmao xDD!! im totally gonna bragg about our epic adeventure on facebook about finiding our penis xDD!! and how we jizz skittles :OO!! and we bangg to the rightt when its hot and left when its cold c: !! and when we jump.. its like BAM a gunshot was just fired :DDD!! And whenn we rubb eachotherr we dont get ball sweat we get lemonade c:"
randomgothic1 1 year ago
"Eh...sketching, doing drivers ed, daydreaming about being high out my mind. You?"
JennyJumpingJackx 1 year ago
"Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo"
MattySP34Ks 1 year ago 5
"i really need to stop puttin make up on the cats" xDDD
snoopyluvin55 1 year ago
"i really need to stop putting make up on the cats" xDDDD
snoopyluvin55 1 year ago
haha, forgot about that site! off to go check it out again
Norway2011 1 year ago
I WANT THAT SHIRT :P
luv2playmusic786 1 year ago
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
tehpixie 1 year ago 3
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LMC916 1 year ago
OK WEIRD SCARRED FOR LIFE DANG THIS IS KINDA USELESS IF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK SHOW ON YOUTUBE PLEASE TALK ABOUT STUFF INTERESTING
bbrocks0746 1 year ago
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
((It reminds me of the Chicken video :D))
IDatedTheGiantSquid 1 year ago
i have that shirt. LOVE.
lulubelle714 1 year ago
OMG brittany.. so last week i went down on my boyfriend and lost my gum... and today i went down on him again and found it in his pubs... sadly it had kinda lost its minty flavor
Brittanyxoxox33 1 year ago
'get outta my house"
"im not in ur house"
" its a figure of speech"
wtf
TheatreGeek515 1 year ago
" We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love "
Chiroptarin 1 year ago
you aree soo cute! i love all of your videos!
sydclassof2012 1 year ago
"i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage."
Eressiz 1 year ago 164
I know a lesbian... named Breanna
1Lozzix1 1 year ago
@1Lozzix1 Same, ahahah.
Mooseyxoxo 1 year ago
I was playing the question game with a guy last night and I was running out of questions, so I asked "Boxers or briefs?" You know what he said? "Briefs." I DIED. WHAT A WASTE OF HOTNESS. I almost cried.
fruitbatchick62 1 year ago
Sitting here eating Jell-o Shots out of a big bowl with a measuring spoon....yup this is my life."
Mynameinlights91 1 year ago 3
My boyfriend randomly sent me
" Do they sell viagra at walmart... My grand dad wants to know."
I was like WTF I look like? A viagra expert!?
Chashleyful 1 year ago
@Chashleyful Of course... His grandad XD
AydiManzo 1 year ago
"roses are red, violets are blue, clothes to clothes, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in! ~Vanee<3
ButlerBiebsArmy 1 year ago 2
Lol This was the first video I saw of you like a couple months ago and I just had to click it because Of course my name is Brianna and Ima lesbian Lol Im addicted to you haha!
Rainbowsofsunshine 1 year ago
this is my favorite of all his videos. :D
noneothathan 1 year ago
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
(1-215):
and then ....
(215):
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
sexcamel 1 year ago 8
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"ahh, the classic exclamation mark, expressing emotion since 1715."
zigZAGGEDzebra 1 year ago
"ahh, the classic exclamation mark, expressing emotion since 1715.
zigZAGGEDzebra 1 year ago
i love how the line for thumbs up is extremely long and the thumbs down is short. Only for gay people. ^_^ Love it!
TreyABennett 1 year ago
I totally have a lesbian friend and her name is breanna! your videos are awesome and HILARIOUS! i love it!
volleyballprinces100 1 year ago
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
mscoffeeluver97 1 year ago 2
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She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
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Lmao what?
(917): View more from New York City
It's a yes or no question.
mqueller 1 year ago 4
Oh what da fuck! I just farted mustard! I'm so glad everything worked out! And you uncovered the truth to that mystery!
theatertaylor17 1 year ago
TEXT: omg, i was watching SNL and their was this gothic ass version of N'SYNC or whatever the fuck, and this lead singer was trying so hard to sing but he SUCKED HOT
SHIT.
by yours truly(:
baybeeitsmaryy 1 year ago
YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS ~!!!!!!~ brianna the lesbian thinks ur straight...ik u wanna tap that.. gay fag is gay
iDeloo 1 year ago
(585): WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
cml051289 1 year ago
(585): WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
cml051289 1 year ago
(585): Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
keb0124 1 year ago
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
yeahximxemma 1 year ago
"Also, we're doing this vagina tutoring session in the middle of a crowded public library. People are staring."
heavyinmyheart09 1 year ago
there's a seriously messed up conversation below me 0-O
MrFROHOE 1 year ago 51
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LeftyHandedGuns 1 year ago
Do you know how to see std on a homosexual? * A discharge from your penis. * Pain, burning, or itching around the opening of your penis when you urinate. * Anal itching, soreness, and bleeding, or discharge. * A single sore or multiple sores on the penis. * Rash on the palms of the hands or bottom of feet. * Painful blisters around the genitals or anus. * Warts on the genital area, including the penis and scrotum.
derdagian1 1 year ago
Intimate partner violence (IPV) occurs between two people in a close relationship, including current and former partners. IPV can range from a single episode of violence to ongoing battering. IPV includes four types of behavior: Physical violence, sexual violence, threats of physical or sexual violence, and emotional abuse. Studies have estimated that 11% to 44% of men who have sex with men surveyed experienced IPV in same-sex relationships.
derdagian1 1 year ago
Between 2005 and 2006, the number of reported P&S syphilis cases increased 11.8 percent. P&S rates have increased in males each year between 2000 and 2006 and among females between 2004 and 2006. In 2006, 64% of the reported P&S syphilis cases were among men who have sex with men (MSM).
Does that face qualify the MSM with being a "reservoir of infection" akin to rats in the desert who harbor the hanta virus? Well, there are only 2% of the population willing to act out homosexual behavior.
derdagian1 1 year ago
@derdagian1 ok.. and condoms prevent 99% of this yes?
misnoto 1 year ago
@misnoto I can't see how a condom can claim 99. They break in wet pussy. What happens in a hairy crusted homosexual anus with blisters, scabs and stubble?
derdagian1 1 year ago
@derdagian1 you cant have over exaggerations in a reasonable argument. the anus is very comparable to the vagina when lubricant is used
misnoto 1 year ago
lolllll
mrmaxanthony 1 year ago
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
xxTropicxDreamrxx 1 year ago
i subbed.. you homosexual antics are quite entertaining :D
misnoto 1 year ago
I know a lesbian named Brianna. lmaoooo
ResplendentVein 1 year ago
A Knox Township man has been charged with felonious assault for having unprotected sex with his wife without telling her he is infected with the virus that causes AIDS.
This is the beginning. Everyone wants him prosecuted. Then, we'll prosecute all of you homosexuals for the same thing. LOL You are looking at your future! We'll prosecute you for Murder when they die, or attempted murder if they aren't yet dead when we find your hemorrhoid loving self.
derdagian1 1 year ago
i need a friend like you :)
linwooddillard11 1 year ago
While you're in class reading my comment, hopefully, just before an exam, you remember this: No hemorrhoid has a sperm receptor. And, if you're still belching up the semen you swallowed from last night, I hope you get a pube hair in that curdled mess, and have to swallow it again. No person was ever born homosexual. No one. Ever.
derdagian1 1 year ago
@derdagian1 lol i will accept this when you show me your degree in either sociology or embryology.. until you have proof then save the hate
misnoto 1 year ago
@misnoto I need not show anything. My irrefutable internet post stands as testament to the time tested derdagianism argued to full blown concensus with molecular biologists and geneticists across the earth for years on end. There has not ever been a researcher who claimed to have found homosexual biochemistry as the etiologic factor. For all practical purposes, this debate has been concluded. No homosexual protein has been coded by any DNA.
derdagian1 1 year ago
@derdagian1 your claiming that a natural psychological imprint like homosexuality has anything to do with molecular biology? it happens in quite a few social animal populations and there is one entire species of lizards who are lesbians. people cant choose to be gay its just "the way that they are wired" an emotion mutation if you will. and even if you are right about people not being born that way its no excuse to be an utter troll. the fact that you must protest somthing that does not effect y
misnoto 1 year ago
@derdagian1 u is disturbing.
misnoto 1 year ago
@derdagian1 if homosexuality is a choice.. as i assume you mean by "no person was ever born homosexual. Ever" then its their choice and you have no business in it anyway. so i assume (excuse the argumentum ad hominem) that you are just a very angry person trying his hardest to anger others with scenes of distaste. you studied it enough to use big words, but you applied absolutely no logic to your actions and statements
misnoto 1 year ago
@misnoto The brain is altered through learning and it's retained through neurochemistry. So, if homosexuality is a thought and the thought is nurtured, it is real to the person harboring the brain. That's the only biochemistry known to science, with regards to homosexuality.
derdagian1 1 year ago
@derdagian1 like i said that is a null issue, whether or not homosexuality is a choice, this country is free. you trying to oppress people with your ideas is quite Stalin-like. even though you have the right to say what you want, using the ability to say what you want in order to stop people from doing what they want is wrong. legal, but wrong and in bad taste. i do not know much about biochemistry so my answer was flawed, but i think my logic is sound within my general protest.
misnoto 1 year ago
@misnoto I just want to know something: When a homosexual offers another homosexual a warm mug of used enema water, does the anticipation and aroma stimulate an erection or does it make them drool for hemorrhoids? This complex chemistry should be easily identified. That would be a few molecules and a double blind test. I don't believe your lies.
derdagian1 1 year ago
@derdagian1 you have yet to answer my logical assertion.. that is that even if it is a choice, would you not be undermining someones freedom by protesting it? im sure two gay men who have given consent have no real choice on how your life is being lived. why do you think you have the right to dictate how theirs is being lived. choice or not, gay or not, they are hurting you 0% you on the other insult them and destroy their lifestyle to the VERY CORE.
misnoto 1 year ago
@misnoto I insult their entire persona which they manufacture on their own with all of the same rights to live that I have. Why do they want new and additional rights and protections based on nothing more than a behavior? They spread disease, which is in the news, today. They have caused massive death by way of the homosexual lobby which had it classified as a protected disability status, early on. Blood is on their hands, as well as their rectal hemorrhoid secretions. We're equal, now.
derdagian1 1 year ago
@derdagian1 we are not equal now, you say that gay people spread disease as if straight people don't, witch is a hilarity on its own. almost like you think that if a gay person has sex he will transmit hiv if he has it, but if a heterosexual has it he is immune to spreading it. its laughable. when did homosexuality become a disability? i have yet to see this. blood is on every hand of every person that has ever subscribed to a title. you cant say there is any blood on your hands because you
misnoto 1 year ago
@misnoto On disease transmission, the MSM group is harboring several diseases. When we find an animal, such as the rodents in the south west US that can incubate hanta-virus, we know which type of rodent to try and kill off. When it's a human population, we identify them and try to contain the spread, as well. But, if it's the homosexual population, we have to let them spread it. How nice. They already have special rights.
derdagian1 1 year ago
@derdagian1 the same breed of ignorance that incites violence based on petty beliefs. if your moral standard is to only insult and expect things to be done then you are mistaken. if you truly believe these (ridiculous) things then study it become a scientist and change the world. insults just make you look like an unintelligent bigoted ass.
misnoto 1 year ago
@misnoto There are plenty of scientists who study it. I just help inform of their findings and report the interpretations of their results. We have spent entirely too much money on looking for homosexual biology as it is. There is no reason to look for genes that would drop out of the progeny as the result of failure to create a progeny for the gene pool. The homoxesual lie is just too easy to debate against. Five Decades of results require me to study nothing. None have been found.
derdagian1 1 year ago
@derdagian1 you make the claim, prove that homosexual partners spread more disease than heterosexual partners, with reliable scientific journals that are peer reviewed of course.
misnoto 1 year ago
@misnoto That post below is CDC.gov
derdagian1 1 year ago
oh and btw there is such a thing as a condom.. in reality you cannot condemn all gay people for the actions of the idiots not protecting themselves.. thats just mass generalization
misnoto 1 year ago
@misnoto Where did the CDC condemn a group? They just put up statistics.
derdagian1 1 year ago
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@derdagian1 CDC did not YOU did
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crazychik00 1 year ago