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  • "holy jesus god my teeth taste like street"

  • she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now

  • "My cat is cover in bald patches. WTF happened last night?!"

  • (970):

    I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.

    (303):

    Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.

  • okayy i got a text last night from my gay guy friend zach he was so drunk~!

    "hwyy moiergan immn hippo on couboy sex on bunbbl,e wrappi"

    ^^^^Exact words^^^^

  • "We got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for putting the Bibles in the Fiction section"

  • so gay but good story

  • Friend)omg hope do u remeber the guy with the scarf and the blonde hair...

    Me)yeah jason ...why??

    Friend)omg he is so hot!!! But hes dating some dike chick ewhh

    So im gunna get him drunk and sleep with him bet hes good in bed;)

    Me) ummh...thats a guy jason is gay and unless u got a dick to shove up his ass dont think its gunna work

    Friend)..................

    Funny text from this morning xD

  • he sounds so Ghetto!

  • (323):

    You got in a fight last night?

    (818):

    Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.

    (323):

    Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

  • @JannineishTV funny as hell

  • Friend: Hi, Is this the gay hotline?

    Me: Lmao

    Friend:I'd like to be connected with a sexeh stranger above the age of 68.

    Me: Patching through.....

  • hey amanda do u prefer green eggs and ham or white eggs and no ham??? x_x

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  • My store starts serving egg muffins at 2 am

  • (302): when are you leaving homes?

    (610): it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51?

    (302): I had a sex dream about Oprah

    (610): go back to sleep

    (302): dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.

  • @sariakokiri7 HAHAHAH Okay. Sorry. That was funny. 

  • Nice vids Tyler. You must get sick of the idiots commenting on your vids. Like all the Brianna's who are like "omg my name is Brianna but I'm not gay!" losers.

  • Hey i love you. SERIOUSLY i do i love you like a fat kid love cake

  • ' I would love to go out with you '

    WOOO!!!! new boyfrand ;)

  • "hey i met u last night i thoght u were t swift k bi o ya and i hookd up wit ur frend k bi"

    the friend was my drunk girlfriend.

  • "You hooked with a 400lb woman last night convinced she was Adele. I think you have a drinking problem"

  • hahaha you make friends in the weirdest ways!!

  • No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.

  • Hi my name's Tyler! I support your lifestyle. Hello!

    your videos are the BESST!!!

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  • "The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life." <3

  • i love your gayness! its so cute!

  • i accidentally disliked this D: No!

  • "Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos." So true. Plus, it's from my state. :)

  • I clicked this video because my name is Brianna O.o; I'm not gay though

  • Yes a year later I still love you!(:

  • I've watched this way too many times all for the A. SAP. part<33

  • hi,girls, are you lesbian? would you like to come and join us?Here you can find sexy and open-minded singles & couples looking to explore their sexuality, chat, hook up with, etc.

    Check out the channel here,w ww.femmedate. com/

  • Now hiring! Please call this number for more info!

  • My favourite txt from last night.

    I have a pickle on a stick, its DELICIOUS!

  • "sex on bubblewrap: best. decision. ever."

  • (404):

    What is her last name?

    (770):

    Tatiana CallsMeAt3AMandWantsToFuckStei­n...who gives a shit?

  • (909): He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.

  • (i have that shirt)

  • hey my name is brianna - im not a lesbian xx

  • I liked the part were he talked about Brianna the lesbian :D

  • So could a gay guy and a lesbian girl date? o .0

  • @KateRawrsAtChu no because gay guys like penis and lesbian girls like vagina. -____-

  • Lol.. Apparently you got alot of brianna's attention. XD

  • Lol Im a Brianna too!:D but hey dont stereotype all briannas like people stereotype blondes:3

  • a text i got from an unknown number at 1:00 in the a.m.: soooooo i just got here but all i see are chickens and no bananas...?

  • I thought this was about me because I have a friend who's last name is Oakley. O.o

  • my friend sent me pic of jegarmeister n said "thinking of you" lolz

  • wow alot of briannas have commented..... and im one of them(: like this if u only watched this cuz ur name is THE BEST NAME EVER (BRIANNA)

  • "Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again."

  • i know this is old. i have to comment though :D

    (901):

    Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable

  • OR:

    What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?

  • My favorite is:

    I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.

    Where the hell are you

    He's winning.

  • (330):

    First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down.

  • OH MY GOD I KNOW BRIANNA THE LESBIAN!!! shes my buddy. she posted this on Facebook.

  • I am a lesbian. My name is not Brianna.

    jk. I'm not a lesbian, everyone else was saying the opposite of what I said above so I had to do it.

  • My name is Briannah :D Lolz I love this! And yeah, I'm nice like that too <3 <3 ;D Bri's from all oveerrr!! Woot woot!!! Go Tyler! WE LOVE YOUUU :)

  • @briannah2277 woot woot :)

  • I watched this because my name is Brianna. I'm not a lesbian XD

  • "You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw."

  • I totally watched this video because my name is Brianna..

  • OMG my name is Brianna and i'm straight.

  • @BreGotTalent OMG your name is brianna that is so awesome. And you are straight, that is so great. I mean I have never thought that your name could actually be brianna but .... it is. Wow that is so fricking awesome...

  • lesbians for the win <3

  • ur highlights <3

    

  • my name is brianna and im a lesbian...wierd

  • @GuitarPlayer2200 Lol, me too, except I spell it with one n. xD

  • @weazly13 haha mines spelled with two.

  • GIRL you need to go to fmlife.com that shit is HILARIOUS I stay up sometimes reading those at like 2 in the morning instead of doing homework!

  • this is the worst story i've ever heard

  • Only gay people can "scurry", lmfao

  • My fav text:

    So like my parents said it was my bday but it wasn't so like I was sitting there and the waitress came up and forced me into a poncho and straw hat and hold a stuft horse named nacho and ride around the restaurant while people sang happy bday..... In conclusion, it SUCKED!!!

    Btw I -3 u Tyler :)

  • As a fellow lesbian, I kinda wanna take credit for Brianna and say that we're all this fabulous :) just saying.

  • @nolwennrenault yep. agreed. lol

  • you inspire me to be a worse person

    favourite

  • scurry :)

  • 'and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"'

  • @macaaragones THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.

  • "it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night"

  • whats the intro song?

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @9diggers My god, just shut the fuck up. And stop writing offensive comments on every one of Tyler's videos. Don't you have something better do do? Like, meet up with friends? Oh, you don't have any? Well I wonder why.

  • @9diggers *faggots. Leard to spell.

  • @MarieClaireWho way to fail (:

  • @9diggers *faggots. Learn to spell.

  • @9diggers Umm. How about you go shove your homophobic attitude up your ass.

  • (203):

    I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other

    (413):

    and it's going to stay that way

    ^ I like this one because I knowhe person who sent it in and the story behind it hahah

  • omg xDD I love that website! It's hilarious!! the one i liked is where this is stopped to left a pinecone cross the road he thought it was a hedgehog :3

  • "good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top."

    lol :D

  • in canada the 24 hour mcdonalds start breakfast at 5am :(

  • dude ur awesome! u crack me up haha

  • My buddy jd said this last night, "Dude I hella need sex..." I was like wow rofl

  • @storm071970 Something is very wrong with you...

  • (635):

    Is it weird I bought a boy a bra?

  • (914):

    Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?

    this is not my favourite but i love it since i've done this to someone before. :)

  • "We shall dear inded ;O (british accent time ;O!!) ello might:DD! lmao xDD!! im totally gonna bragg about our epic adeventure on facebook about finiding our penis xDD!! and how we jizz skittles :OO!! and we bangg to the rightt when its hot and left when its cold c: !! and when we jump.. its like BAM a gunshot was just fired :DDD!! And whenn we rubb eachotherr we dont get ball sweat we get lemonade c:"

  • "Eh...sketching, doing drivers ed, daydreaming about being high out my mind. You?"

  • "Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo"

  • "i really need to stop puttin make up on the cats" xDDD

  • "i really need to stop putting make up on the cats" xDDDD

  • haha, forgot about that site! off to go check it out again

  • I WANT THAT SHIRT :P

  • (860): View more from Connecticut

    Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.

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  • OK WEIRD SCARRED FOR LIFE DANG THIS IS KINDA USELESS IF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK SHOW ON YOUTUBE PLEASE TALK ABOUT STUFF INTERESTING 

  • (336):

    If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice

    ((It reminds me of the Chicken video :D))

  • i have that shirt. LOVE.

  • OMG brittany.. so last week i went down on my boyfriend and lost my gum... and today i went down on him again and found it in his pubs... sadly it had kinda lost its minty flavor

  • 'get outta my house"

    "im not in ur house"

    " its a figure of speech"

    wtf

  • " We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love "

  • you aree soo cute! i love all of your videos!

  • "i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage."

  • I know a lesbian... named Breanna

  • @1Lozzix1 Same, ahahah.

  • I was playing the question game with a guy last night and I was running out of questions, so I asked "Boxers or briefs?" You know what he said? "Briefs." I DIED. WHAT A WASTE OF HOTNESS. I almost cried.

  • Sitting here eating Jell-o Shots out of a big bowl with a measuring spoon....yup this is my life."

  • My boyfriend randomly sent me

    " Do they sell viagra at walmart... My grand dad wants to know."

    I was like WTF I look like? A viagra expert!?

  • @Chashleyful Of course... His grandad XD

  • "roses are red, violets are blue, clothes to clothes, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in! ~Vanee<3

  • Lol This was the first video I saw of you like a couple months ago and I just had to click it because Of course my name is Brianna and Ima lesbian Lol Im addicted to you haha!

  • this is my favorite of all his videos. :D

  • 215):

    he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.

    (1-215):

    and then ....

    (215):

    he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.

  • "ahh, the classic exclamation mark, expressing emotion since 1715.

  • i love how the line for thumbs up is extremely long and the thumbs down is short. Only for gay people. ^_^ Love it!

  • I totally have a lesbian friend and her name is breanna! your videos are awesome and HILARIOUS! i love it!

  • I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts

    Am I supposed to find that romantic?

  • (917): View more from New York City

    She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?

    (646): View more from New York

    Lmao what?

    (917): View more from New York City

    It's a yes or no question.

  • Oh what da fuck! I just farted mustard! I'm so glad everything worked out! And you uncovered the truth to that mystery!

  • TEXT: omg, i was watching SNL and their was this gothic ass version of N'SYNC or whatever the fuck, and this lead singer was trying so hard to sing but he SUCKED HOT

    SHIT.

    by yours truly(:

  • YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS ~!!!!!!~ brianna the lesbian thinks ur straight...ik u wanna tap that.. gay fag is gay

  • (585): WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET

  • (585): WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET

  • (585): Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there

  • (806):

    All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"

  • "Also, we're doing this vagina tutoring session in the middle of a crowded public library. People are staring."

  • there's a seriously messed up conversation below me 0-O

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  • Do you know how to see std on a homosexual? * A discharge from your penis. * Pain, burning, or itching around the opening of your penis when you urinate. * Anal itching, soreness, and bleeding, or discharge. * A single sore or multiple sores on the penis. * Rash on the palms of the hands or bottom of feet. * Painful blisters around the genitals or anus. * Warts on the genital area, including the penis and scrotum.

  • Intimate partner violence (IPV) occurs between two people in a close relationship, including current and former partners. IPV can range from a single episode of violence to ongoing battering. IPV includes four types of behavior: Physical violence, sexual violence, threats of physical or sexual violence, and emotional abuse. Studies have estimated that 11% to 44% of men who have sex with men surveyed experienced IPV in same-sex relationships.

  • Between 2005 and 2006, the number of reported P&S syphilis cases increased 11.8 percent. P&S rates have increased in males each year between 2000 and 2006 and among females between 2004 and 2006. In 2006, 64% of the reported P&S syphilis cases were among men who have sex with men (MSM).

    Does that face qualify the MSM with being a "reservoir of infection" akin to rats in the desert who harbor the hanta virus? Well, there are only 2% of the population willing to act out homosexual behavior.

  • @derdagian1 ok.. and condoms prevent 99% of this yes?

  • @misnoto I can't see how a condom can claim 99. They break in wet pussy. What happens in a hairy crusted homosexual anus with blisters, scabs and stubble?

  • @derdagian1 you cant have over exaggerations in a reasonable argument. the anus is very comparable to the vagina when lubricant is used

  • lolllll

  • (816): View more from Missouri

    That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again

    alssoooo

    (208):

    U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"

  • i subbed.. you homosexual antics are quite entertaining :D

  • I know a lesbian named Brianna. lmaoooo

  • A Knox Township man has been charged with felonious assault for having unprotected sex with his wife without telling her he is infected with the virus that causes AIDS.

    This is the beginning. Everyone wants him prosecuted. Then, we'll prosecute all of you homosexuals for the same thing. LOL You are looking at your future! We'll prosecute you for Murder when they die, or attempted murder if they aren't yet dead when we find your hemorrhoid loving self.

  • i need a friend like you :)

  • While you're in class reading my comment, hopefully, just before an exam, you remember this: No hemorrhoid has a sperm receptor. And, if you're still belching up the semen you swallowed from last night, I hope you get a pube hair in that curdled mess, and have to swallow it again. No person was ever born homosexual. No one. Ever.

  • @derdagian1 lol i will accept this when you show me your degree in either sociology or embryology.. until you have proof then save the hate

  • @misnoto I need not show anything. My irrefutable internet post stands as testament to the time tested derdagianism argued to full blown concensus with molecular biologists and geneticists across the earth for years on end. There has not ever been a researcher who claimed to have found homosexual biochemistry as the etiologic factor. For all practical purposes, this debate has been concluded. No homosexual protein has been coded by any DNA. 

  • @derdagian1 your claiming that a natural psychological imprint like homosexuality has anything to do with molecular biology? it happens in quite a few social animal populations and there is one entire species of lizards who are lesbians. people cant choose to be gay its just "the way that they are wired" an emotion mutation if you will. and even if you are right about people not being born that way its no excuse to be an utter troll. the fact that you must protest somthing that does not effect y

  • @derdagian1 u is disturbing.

  • @derdagian1 if homosexuality is a choice.. as i assume you mean by "no person was ever born homosexual. Ever" then its their choice and you have no business in it anyway. so i assume (excuse the argumentum ad hominem) that you are just a very angry person trying his hardest to anger others with scenes of distaste. you studied it enough to use big words, but you applied absolutely no logic to your actions and statements

  • @misnoto The brain is altered through learning and it's retained through neurochemistry. So, if homosexuality is a thought and the thought is nurtured, it is real to the person harboring the brain. That's the only biochemistry known to science, with regards to homosexuality.

  • @derdagian1 like i said that is a null issue, whether or not homosexuality is a choice, this country is free. you trying to oppress people with your ideas is quite Stalin-like. even though you have the right to say what you want, using the ability to say what you want in order to stop people from doing what they want is wrong. legal, but wrong and in bad taste. i do not know much about biochemistry so my answer was flawed, but i think my logic is sound within my general protest.

  • @misnoto I just want to know something: When a homosexual offers another homosexual a warm mug of used enema water, does the anticipation and aroma stimulate an erection or does it make them drool for hemorrhoids? This complex chemistry should be easily identified. That would be a few molecules and a double blind test. I don't believe your lies.

  • @derdagian1 you have yet to answer my logical assertion.. that is that even if it is a choice, would you not be undermining someones freedom by protesting it? im sure two gay men who have given consent have no real choice on how your life is being lived. why do you think you have the right to dictate how theirs is being lived. choice or not, gay or not, they are hurting you 0% you on the other insult them and destroy their lifestyle to the VERY CORE.

  • @misnoto I insult their entire persona which they manufacture on their own with all of the same rights to live that I have. Why do they want new and additional rights and protections based on nothing more than a behavior? They spread disease, which is in the news, today. They have caused massive death by way of the homosexual lobby which had it classified as a protected disability status, early on. Blood is on their hands, as well as their rectal hemorrhoid secretions. We're equal, now.

  • @derdagian1 we are not equal now, you say that gay people spread disease as if straight people don't, witch is a hilarity on its own. almost like you think that if a gay person has sex he will transmit hiv if he has it, but if a heterosexual has it he is immune to spreading it. its laughable. when did homosexuality become a disability? i have yet to see this. blood is on every hand of every person that has ever subscribed to a title. you cant say there is any blood on your hands because you

  • @misnoto On disease transmission, the MSM group is harboring several diseases. When we find an animal, such as the rodents in the south west US that can incubate hanta-virus, we know which type of rodent to try and kill off. When it's a human population, we identify them and try to contain the spread, as well. But, if it's the homosexual population, we have to let them spread it. How nice. They already have special rights.

  • @derdagian1 the same breed of ignorance that incites violence based on petty beliefs. if your moral standard is to only insult and expect things to be done then you are mistaken. if you truly believe these (ridiculous) things then study it become a scientist and change the world. insults just make you look like an unintelligent bigoted ass.

  • @misnoto There are plenty of scientists who study it. I just help inform of their findings and report the interpretations of their results. We have spent entirely too much money on looking for homosexual biology as it is. There is no reason to look for genes that would drop out of the progeny as the result of failure to create a progeny for the gene pool. The homoxesual lie is just too easy to debate against. Five Decades of results require me to study nothing. None have been found.

  • @derdagian1 you make the claim, prove that homosexual partners spread more disease than heterosexual partners, with reliable scientific journals that are peer reviewed of course.

  • @misnoto That post below is CDC.gov

  • oh and btw there is such a thing as a condom.. in reality you cannot condemn all gay people for the actions of the idiots not protecting themselves.. thats just mass generalization

  • @misnoto Where did the CDC condemn a group? They just put up statistics.

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    extremelyy hottt..

  • your

    extremely hottt (: