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  • G'day mates. Did the Europeans of New Zealand completely convert to local Maori customs? Completely, Confused

  • @BraveNoble Its in our blood , dont matter who your ancesters are... tumeke NZ 5 O

  • wtf? why cant i find any videos on the stories behind the dances? and on the culture? if you dont know the culture and stories, it's like just watching part of something, and you miss the point?

  • BAAAAAAAAADASS!!!

    

  • is this part of the NZ police training? XD

  • Love this madd passionate...

  • pretty sure by the time they finished this during the war they would have been shot

  • lol at these fullas... mean while, i just 240 on the motoway!!

  • only in new zealand

  • Good effort :)

  • oh my god what hell is this ?:0 hahahahahahahaha

  • Must be New Zealand Miranda rights....

  • @GridJumping Not going to lie this made me laugh.

  • ..and that folks is how you arrest a criminal in New Zealand.

  • I mean't right haha

  • The guy on the left looks like Benji Marshall but chubby!? Benjis future job??

  • that saxon kid is just lovin it eh! lol

  • middle guy the white guy is van damm

  • even if they still do the haka, they're still pig shitz :)

  • @leeannesimmonds it takes one to know one

  • @mattinapie Hahahahahaha

  • Meanwhile, 3 banks are being robbed.

  • lol even the police does that !!!!!!! Is that serious or is that a joke ? If they wanted to scare its a big fail. NewZealander are crazy. You got 100 years of retard. You do like chinese and indians nowadays who make big parads to impress themselves. Time of parads ended with the 2nd war. And when germans and russians were doing their parades, this really was something, something you cant even imagine ...

  • @Sidoravi1 get a life dickhead. It is our culture research before making dumb ignorant comments, that you know nothing about. Have you ever been to NZ? If you did you would realise how important the haka is to our culture. Get a life.

  • some one tell me what that was for?please?

  • love it!

  • I couldn't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @GoComando2 you're the leech bitch how bout you fuck off back to the land of the perfect.......Oh that's right it was the bullshit there that drove you here aye cunt. I don't see you leaving idiot. Tell you what give back all the land you ancestors stole and you can keep your taxes. We'll even let you keep the 160 yrs worth of prophet you made off stolen land. Not too mention the pittence of what you paid to lease the remaining few acres of Maori land. Fuck you're a joke!!

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  • So Policeman are really stupid all around the world!! From france :)

  • @user6886868 So Frenchmen are really stupid also, your oui comment is hilarious. I bet you dont get this:)

  • @bidgeums : Suck my dick bitchhhhh. Fucking gay with your gay videos

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  • @user6886868

    Which includes the Police Force in France? Because you quote AROUND the world. Reality check FRANCE is PART of around the world.

  • @Ancaryvan : Really? Of course, french policians are fuckin idiots too!! lol

  • mean ass haka

  • skinny guy doesnt even no watch him

  • best Haka ever seen

  • It took me forever to notice the women in the background -.-'

  • 2:31 He couldnt get enough of it! thats the spirit! :D

  • I thought that White guy in the center did a super job which he put his all in and he looked super sexy as heck.

  • I am Scottish and I love the passion in which the Haka is performed so I totally agree with Tuilaione, the guy you mentioned in the middle MASSIVE WOW

  • Its one of the best haka on the youtube!!! Can somebody write me down what are they saying? I would be grateful! Thanks:)

  • not gonna lie... im creasing... this is a fail and half

  • I loe the White guy in the middle

  • Please guys, give a look to the skinny one behind hahaha

  • @auraeulogia female teams like the NZ soccer team have done haka on their own, but most haka are meant to call upon ancestors to fight, hence only (male) warriors usually did.it.

  • the women cops in the back are doing tai chi

  • Love it....just love it.... absolutely brilliant!!

  • LOL@ 0:59

    

  • I'd noticed the women's moves are different. Is there a rule or something that does not allow them to do it? Anyone can explain me?

  • @auraeulogia Fuck women.

  • @auraeulogia I think women are allowed to support some hakas (hence the singing and arm moves) but traditionally do not fully participate due to the combative origins of the haka

  • @hollium thank you I didn't know that.

  • Oh the point is it's like giving people a challenge I'm new Zealand and its soposto mean a challenge

  • Awesome I liked it

  • I guess every country has it's customs but this one is the weirdest one I've ever seen. I want to know what the point is in all that madness

  • lol police men are gay suk cock lolz hahaha

  • @DevilzCr33dz aha aha

  • WOW. White boy in the middle....him scary.....and hot. He must have Maori balls.

  • so cool...

  • churrrrr dat ballheads puttin in a bit of effort, not bad for a pakeha

  • yes I agree. Somehow Aussie Aussie Aussie Oy Oy Oy, soes ot have the same passion about it!

  • @1artyartie must be embarrasing to do the haka then get pumped by the aussies

  • ke tutu pe he afi ia ke ai kia i kotou ish p foki paehehehe

  • Difference between aussie and new zealand police is that new zealanders have culture !!! Priceless ....

  • are the chicks in the back SUPPOSED the be annoyingly monotoned?

  • @tank2003 they are chanting, so yes. In this haka women are the supporting voice, not the main leaders of the haka. In all-woman haka they won't sound like this.

  • @SantomPh So, there are hakas that are meant to be perform by women? Women and men can't perform hakas together (like equals)? I don't know much of the history of the hakas,(or the cultural context of them )that's why I'm asking.

  • très très bien ce haka presque inverse au niveau des voix avec "haka 2" et "haka 3"

  • That white does it better than anyone in that performance

  • We need this sort of stuff in Autralia. I've always admired the Maoris and their culture, its fascinated me since the first time ive went to NZ. Hey! i know, you guys should come to Australia! You can watch as our indiginous population assault innocent people, shout obsene words, mug, bash, rape their own kind and others! haha, aboriginals suck. Moving to NZ ;)

  • @StunnedMutha Can you please move to Mars instead?

  • @TigerHorseTiger You have actually made my day

  • @StunnedMutha it would not be good if the Wallabies started a rugby match by 'assaulting innocent people, shout obscene words, mug bash and rape, would it? heheheh (maybe after, but not before j/k)

  • @SantomPh i dont follow rugby

  • Dat Pakeha is neat alrite...tumeke dat Asian too...

  • the guy behinf the white guy looks like he is enjoying it a bit to much. fuk that haka is just funny, funny if the tongas came out and peppersprayd these fools

  • Now! LICENCE and REGISTRATION PLEASE!

  • I'm so turned on! I love the masculinity :)

  • Haka psyches you up before going to war...is there a haka to psych you up for a Haka performance? :D

    ...I would feel left out of the excitement doing the female haka!

  • Fabulous!

  • hmmm...a mixed haka (there is a woman chanting something in the background) ...what is this one called?

  • Asesine Job gays and ladies

  • As an Aussie I can only be envious that New Zealand has the Haka. It really is fabulous to watch and I can sit for hours watching them do it. The passion and intensity on their faces is truly magnificent. I only wish we had something like the Haka here in Oz.

  • @karstecraigieburn Yeah but the Abo's couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery. The Maoris fought for their rights and fought harder for their land. All the aboriginals i see here are just drinking away their pensions that the rest of Australia funds for them.

  • @davidlepahe If you can't say anything nice then shut the fuck up. I was giving credit where it's due but didn't ask for your racial slur.

  • @davidlepahe yeah kill all of them, put them in the jail, rape them and take their children away so they can fight for their rights, how brilliant.

    White guys invade other people's land and want them to fight back for their rights?

    It is not Aboriginal people's fault that a drink that white people made doesn't suite their body or mind.

  • @karstecraigieburn couldn't agree with you more on that one, Australia really need our own equivalent of the haka, but even if we did...no way in hell are we gonna be as intimidating as the kiwi's

  • I've watching the Haka videos for a couple of hours. This one is about the best I've seen! These guys were great! LOL

  • New Zealanders dont have to be brown skin coloured

    If you say youre a kiwi then you are a kiwi

    I hate when someone says that there cant be white kiwis

  • Asian Cop, White Cop, Brown Cop....respect.....giving it all their best!

  • Even without knowing how to do the haka or the fact that I've never done it, I feel much more energized after watching this :P. The haka is for real men for sure.

  • I wish I was kiwi so I could do the haka before a sporting event or something like this

  • i would have to call in sick on haka day

  • i like NZ the other white culture will make the native culture die . like South - Africa and Aussie. But Nz still use the old fashion of living of the native. That rear

  • honor....

    

  • This is awesome man! Love it and I'm not a Kiwi!

  • что за фигня?

  • the reason for nga wahine to join in is becos its calld TAUTOKO!! you tautoko each other. no matter how bad yu sound in a haka yu give it yur all. dusnt matter bout shouting yelling or cracking stupid highs. yu give it yur all. and wat yuv got..

  • @andreadler59 thank you for watching this mafical moment

    Germany rules!!

    Maori rules!!

    New Zealand rules!!

    Pure Polynesian Power!!

    Respect!! Mississauga  Canada

  • wunderfull. I'm a german. Which wunderfull tradition. I like it.

  • Are they policemen or bumboys ?

  • It was credible till I saw the woman at 0:49..Then..lmfaooo

  • did you hear about the Tongan football team visiting in Utah

    they got tazered for performing the Hakka

    the cops said they didnt know what they were doing .

  • I AGREE WITH YOU MRBUGSBUNNY683

    i am in toronto canada

    the rcmp are a bunch of losers..

    they dont even know how to sing the canadian national enthem

    the nz officer in the middle was fantastic

    truly patriotic . job well done lads.

  • AWSOME JOB done by the "MEN"!!! Why were the woman doing it??? sounds like they were singing it and not giving a rats ass of it.. NZ POLICE (the best ever) 1000% BETTER than the canadian RCMP !!!!! Lol!! RCMP SUCKS BALLS

  • i want to give credit to the white Kiwi man....... he was Awesome.... the in the middle ....... Awesome.....

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  • @Tuilaione The white "kiwi" in the middle is probably an English cop!

  • @Tuilaione

    No kidding! He was feeling it in his bones! Fantastic!

  • The women are completely useless in this .... They make it less badass and ruin the powerful emotions..

  • @Lalmassacre totally agree with you. I love seeing people give it a go. In reality the Haka is only done in occasion but YouTube videos make it look like we do it all day lol NZ celebrates our biculturalism which makes some people uncomfortable because their countries don't do the same sadly.

  • Wonder what the crime rate in NZ is...

    or isn't

    oO

  • That asian doesn't look to be too happy about living in NZ and serving our country as a cop!?

  • the female cops are just jumping around no pride at all

  • Ywaaan

  • If we do it to the occupy wall street protesters maybe we can scare them to leave.

  • i only came to this video to say.. FTP

  • THe woman really doesn't seem to be into it.

  • awesome

  • Much awhi to ANYONE who performs a HAKA!!! Those who H8 & give negative feed back are NOT ONLY ignorant, but are jealous. Our nation is full of culture. Proud of it.... But keep up the H8ing. It only makes us stronger. Kia Kaha my fellow cultural Bandits.... Love It!!!

  • OMG! The white dude in the middle looked pretty damn hot doing the haka! :P

  • White guy in the middle of rank ,is a coolest Maori

  • aye what the fuck

    neways i maaadd respect for the police brauu !!

    they do the best they can do kia ora tho the police for helping me and ma whanau

    in the past

  • Haka shmaka,its a death threat or at least a promse of bodily harm,now its just a show for white mans pennies

  • the female lady in the back looks like she's dancing hawaian rather than doing the haka....

  • ALL BLACKS Vs FRANCE 2011- is ... HAKA against HOLALA . As a French I know we can speak to AB spirits :) Then french touch will turn us out into a crazyness french typhoon. WATCH OUT SUNDAY THE WIND COMING FROM WEST !

  • So when the Police arrest somebodee do they do the HAKA?

  • Respect -people just hating because they're cops.As my surname would suggest i'm Maori.Not fluent in Te Reo,or all protocol-but any 1 wanting to know or learn Haka and preforms it in accordance to occassion with mana,awhi for the culture gets my respect.

  • HAHAHA!!

  • haka is a maori thing, don't know why nzealanders take it as something of their own.. aussies are right when they say that nzealands are freak

  • there is a constant drone of a womans voice that just totally ruins it.. almost as if she's trying to sing it.. and failing.

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  • ...and crime is down to -5%

  • genial

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  • @hifhif123 TV license guy? Obviously NOT a Kiwi :)

  • Beautiful. If the New York police could do this well, protesters would get a real scare on. It is very impressive. Thx.

  • seeing white ppl doing the haka is very very pathetic !!!!!

  • @bobduvar at least they give it a go! I'm Maori and proud to see them give it a go. They're probably nervous as hell knowing there's a world of critics like yourself ready to take the piss or waiting for them to fail. Pretty shitty comment dude, very very shitty (but not quite 5 exclamation marks worthy)...

  • @bobduvar Why the fuck do you find it pathetic, you've just a proof than a country can hold many different cultures, and that all the different people living there are proud of this culture. NZ seems to be the only "colonised" place where people have this fantastic mind (compare to Australia or South Africa !!) and where white people are even proud of the old culture of the country... I wish it could be like that in fuckin France, my place, but it's not.

  • @bobduvar

    That white guy in the middle may be more Maori than either of the two at his side. I've known loads of 'white' kiwis, some with blond hair and blue eyes, who are part Maori. For all we know, he may know more about Maori culture and be more fluent in Te Reo than the Maori cops.

    Not that it matters what color you are; the haka is more a celebration of NZ culture and identity which means he's perfectly entitled to perform one. Having said that, the Chinese guy really looked out of place!

  • I am impressed with the NZ Police for doing the Haka. I hope one day we see Ozie Police take up the challenge and do an Australian Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander dance. JoR Australia

  • the NZ people has something so that this doesnt look ridiculous at all. not even at police man. great cultural treasure.

  • awesome haka.kia kaha there is a haka for all nzers.police,army,rugby,league etc.its just fantastic to see all kiwis are proud to do the haka.

  • @RafaKBLudo

    ima 37yr old maori an the haka was never about skin colour

    to you.. you see a "white guy'

    to me i see a nz'er going hard!

    the haka is abt givin 110% to it

    if u aint gonna give 110% ..u might aswell sit down!

  • @ElaboratedSoulz yeah dats ryt, who gives a shit bout skin colour

  • @ElaboratedSoulz At our school, every student does the Haka in the beginning of each school year :)

  • @ElaboratedSoulz I'm an American and I think the haka is an awesome thing to witness.

  • @veneziablau Hey dude, didn't mean to click your thumbs down. I'm from California so we don't get much exposure to this kind of stuff so I totally agree with you. Sorry man haha.

  • @veneziablau trust me after you have seen the boring wankers do it a 100 times u get over it fast enough.

  • @ElaboratedSoulz

    good work man :)

  • \o/

  • that skinny dude has no idea

  • 15-O global revolution, I hope haka rioters.

  • I love the nz maori culture. Gotta go there someday!

  • That cop is super hot!!! Great haka skills too!!!

  • That was a alguds haka, just sortv ashame the pakeha guy does it better than the brown guy hah

  • Fuck the police!

  • I love the Haka, but isn't it weird for white kiwis to do it? It's not their culture, so it doesn't look natural. (I talk as if I wasn't white myself...I am, though not a kiwi)

    Any Maori-blooded person kindly give your POV on it?

  • @RafaKBLudo bro, with all my respect, I disagree with you... I love NZ because even white people are proud of their roots.....

    I´m chilean, and as many countries with native people among their population, we discriminate them..... I envy the NZ culture and the respect among races, sharing their traditions... so for me, watching this kind of scene with white people envolved is even better....

    kind regards!

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  • @cacamanchurrete hey, thanks for your answer. I've lived in NZ long enough to see there's no much "sharing of traditions". At least that was the opinion I formed in my time there. (Just so I make myself clear, I also hold the opinion kiwis are awesome people.)

    Still, to me, a white kiwi doing the haka seems they're just in for shits and giggles instead of "tradition" (I mean, I know doing the haka is FUN! lol).

    Anyways, I'd just like to see a Maori's opinion on the matter.

    Cheers!

  • @RafaKBLudo No the Haka has become a New Zealand tradition and to say it is only for Maori would be racist in my opinion!