A conversation i had with MS Vista customer support

[yem8000]

vista keyboarding interesting......

[Incele]

DU BIST SO GAGA *sfg* wann kommst Du uns besuchen? Du verpasst grad das Höpfner Burgfest... wäre sicher lustig gewesen mit Dir ;-)

[lostsoldier1967]

HA HA they haven't made a keyboard with f13 ,F14 since the days of 286's ! Can you help me install vista ,cause I wish to be raped by bill gates over and over because using ,installing feels like it ! oh he will bill gates will steal my money then rape me personally oh isn't that great !!

[radicalgarbage02]

Firstly, not all Americans are retarded. Only the ones that call tech support over and over again instead of fixing it themselves.

I mean seriously, if you run into a problem, you should be able fix it yourself. Customer support is just that: "support". It's not your mommy there to wipe your butt. Use Google! I've solved more than 90 percent of my problems with it in less than an hour with it. Tech support would never be able to do that!

[eclectichippie]

LOL Right on.... I do the same thing.

Last time I called a tech support I knew more than they did.......

[xExUxBxExRx]

Vista sucks ass,the GUI looks like a pile of Green sugar with a turd on the top of it.

[CaveCam]

reminds me of every time i call a 1 800 #

[sunilkchopra]

let me tell you todays incident.Today someone from US called and said his new computer is starting so I asked him wether he plugged in the power cable and his response was Am I supposed to plug in any cable as well ?He had wireless keyboard and mouse and thought that everything is wireless)/ So still you think that you dont need Indian then you should think about ur American citizens who dont know where the start button is and what is Vista Orb. (I am sure u will search google what Vista Orb is.

[herrdocta]

Hi Sunilkchopra, i dont get it heres what you wrote..." Today someone from US called and said his new computer is starting so I asked him wether he plugged ..." So whats the deal he said his computer is starting ! Why did he call than ??? Dont get it ...

[sunilkchopra]

actually I meant computer is not starting.sorry for typo.

[anirtak28]

stupid agent heheh

[electrobabe2008]

omg man,nice friggin name LOOOOOOL nannadandranananaddnana

[m4st3rowner]

haha your an ass. 1st who needs help installing os? 2nd they break it down because most dumbfucks have no computer skills like you. 3rd whats up with the Howie Mandel look.

[xExUxBxExRx]

Doing a clean OS install is easy,but updating can be a pain in the fucking asshole.

[tranceoxide]

ahahahahaha...so true !

[MJ1341]

fucking stupid

[vashwsa1]

this is funny nice immitation