Misheard Lyrics- Knee Deep by Job for a Cowboy

[Zlain96]

when I listen to this song all I will hear are these lyrics

[az09123ize]

this sucks



[irishmetalhead420]

i part with the emo is wrong cause were metal heads not emo go and make fun of screamo 

[howdy832]

@irishmetalhead42 lol this is screamo.

[irishmetalhead420]

@howdy832 are you a tool? look up bring me the horizon thats screamo for ya. were metal heads not emo fags this band is Deathcore (early), Death Metal (later) hurr durr..........faggot

[suicidesnowman14]

@howdy832 fuckin faggot this is deathcore not the most respected by metalheads but still somewhat metal. wikipedia screamo you bitch Death metal for life /m/

[DJquicksta223]

@suicidesnowman14 you did the rock on fingers wrong, it goes \m/

[DJquicksta223]

@howdy832 no, this is deathcore

[MrJacobiusMaximus]

you do know that emos dont listen to this right? emos listen to metalcore such as black veil brides and crap.

[howdy832]

@MrJacobiusMaximus wrong. i cut myself to this when i was emo

[BlindedByTheTruthNZ]

@MrJacobiusMaximus You sir, are a douche bag which is completely oblivious ot the world. Metalcore isn't emotional music, try looking up Draconian or something, that's emotional. Also, Black Veil Brides aren't Metalcore, they are a mix of post-hardcore and screamo, maybe you should know your shit before commenting like this. I know you said this two months ago, but I couldn't resist... Also I'm using the term 'emotional' because that is what 'emo' means...

[MrJacobiusMaximus]

@BlindedByTheTruthNZ ik this as of now. i hate bvb and its not metalcore. ik this. metalcore is trivium all that remains and whatnot. so yeah

[rockerkiddevin]

1:50=WIN!!

[chefmanmike]

Best misheard lyrics ever.

[WhosGotsTheBigsK]

I cant get over how much I like when he asks if theyre on a boat, but thayre at the dmv. ha.

[RTwithJosh]

this is fuckin funny... and random. love it

[wavetothekillcam]

these are the actual lyrics dumbass

[nickolasGate7]

1:18 DUDE! left is on the other side!

[stay843brutal]

@Tyler0656 dude its a fucking song calm down jesus christ

go kill yourself and make us happy cry baby

[surivra]

it was funny, but listening to job for a cowboy doesn't make you EMO.

and this is master shake was funny

[leon05551]

THIS IS MASTER SHAKE!!!

[SceneToSk8]

LOL.... I LITERALLY LAUGHED MY ASS OFF ON WHEN HE SAID "THIS IS MASTER SHAKE" XDDDDDD

[Tviruskillu]

Um hey dude...these aren't misheard lyrics...this is really what they're saying...haha

[screamoface2000]

i like motherfucking chicken (= hows that for opinions

[darkmatter616]

peaches are brutal as fuck

[MsAnna00]

Hahahahahah oh my god, this is the funniest thing everrrr.

[satanhatesme777]

Youre the dumbest mother fucker Alive. Go die. I fucking hate You. You made yourself look like a dumbass. i wish to see your intestines poured out before my feet. so i can then bathe in your filthy blood. Fuck You. Clever misheard lyrics tho.

[ProjectForsaken]

@satanhatesme777 That was a contradiction within a contradiction, cool story bro.

[KyleIsYourFriend]

Still don't know how this is considered music.

[xcharliedarkox]

@KyleIsYourFriend Then don't listen, faggot. Have a nice night.

[mikejackey]

@xcharliedarkox He is simply putting in his opinion which is what the comment box is for. Lick my nuts :)

[xcharliedarkox]

@mikejackey And I simply gave him my opinion, jackass.

[ma4I2J]

Tell me we're on a ship!!!

[scottpwns0122]

@Tyler0656 Only Emo's take their lives, huuur duuurr, Depression :)

[st33zy666]

@Tyler0656 GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU POS!!!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE THE MISHEARD LYRICS THEN GOOD FOR FUCKING YOU

[killbox0905]

sooo how many ppl pause the song at the chicks boobs and ass

[underplagues]

im lovin it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

[TheHeadcrusher13]

ok dude. this is NOT what "emo" kids listen to. this is what metalheads and corekids listen to. "emo" kids listen to shit like panic at the disco. DO NOT FOR ONE SECOND THINK THAT IF YOU LISTEN TO HEAVY MUSIC YOU CUT YOURSELF. BECAUSE IF YOU EVER SAY THAT ABOUT A REAL METALHEAD THEY'LL KICK YOUR ASS. but the misheard lyrics were actually pretty funny.

[ProjectForsaken]

@TheHeadcrusher13 I listen to P!atd and Job for a Cowboy, and like both of them prolly equally, they both made me like both genre's the reside in. Just saying.

[DurdensProdigy]

This is great. I tried Entombment of a Machne but literally had no idea what the hell he says. So I did The Comedown....

[thelatterrain92]

@Tyler0656 oh wow your right, lol i guess i stopped watching the video at those parts and just listened to the song, my bad

[douglisqwade]

@Tyler0656 you are gay. you should be ashamed of yourself.

[Speculantscooter]

Your face when you realize these are the actual lyrics.

[a7xskullz]

this shits so fked up, i've been stressing about most likely Having Lice! u fkr...;o

[adtr0steph22]

LOL I love this:)

made me laugh

[Silverstein890]

I EAT SNAILS WITH THIS SAUCE FOR BRUNCH! lmfao

[warmonster86]

Living life, grows up with love and sunshine...you have no idea how hard i laughed

[thelatterrain92]

@Tyler0656 where in this video does he make it look or sound emo?

[funnymonkey873]

@Tyler0656 its just a joke. I actually like the band, and dont give a shit what people want to look like or classify themselves as. Who cares. The JOKE is tha most people automatically think all this music is related. But really, I don't even know why I'm responding, this is for fun, lighten up

[RenardWarrior]

"this life i live with my socks on" ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[darkbetosh]

Pig for a cowboy !!!

[420attila1]

Dont tell me im the only one who paused at 1:22 o:

[MONK3YBANANABOARD3RZ]

@420attila1 I DID who wouldnt

[FNHfal7]

@420attila1 Not by a long shot I'm sure lol

[Protestmyhero1]

@420attila1 AHAHAHAHAHA at least 80 % of the guys did :P

[crackmcsmoke]

@420attila1 *1:23?

[facer78]

@420attila1 fap fap fap fap

[az09123ize]

@420attila1 nope i stoped and stared lol

[DJquicksta223]

@420attila1 nope

[lolitsalison]

TOE LONG

RIGHT SIZEEEEEEEEEE!

[TheCenterxwatermelon]

LMFAOO . This is a day maker video ^.^

[DJZGNR]

1:02 reses peices!!!

[Sk8UpOgden]

HAHAHAHAA FUUUCCKKKKKKK HAHAaA

[zdenocharasgal]

OMFG I JUST SHIT MY PANTS LAUGHING

[KelseyBeePink]

I live this life with no left toe, as well. :( It's ok, we'll make it through, buddy.

[AnthonyChaos13]

Toe Long, Right Size!

[shaunmakesvids1]

BURP

[geobeedude]

@whydoyouhateonme Well you're obviously not too smart if you think this is DM...

[asianboyize]

*BURP*

[SlashRulez93]

Cool xD

[tammyramey]

dude howd you think of all that lol its sounds exactly like that hahahahaha

[IamAtree000001]

49 people don't like the T & A.

[DavidJWalton]

5 kittens, a gerbil, and a hampster died to make this video... o_0

[hiobec]

a thousand pigs died to make this song

[esiry432]

lmfao at 1:22

[Lurid138]

Meh

[iNEXSERTiON]

This was great. :D

[dagster115]

1:23

[Janette605]

hahah ! that was awesomeee!

[Mboone1994]

Lmfao, he put a bass pic on the guitar riffs

[MASSRCOR]

@Mboone1994 lol, a chick made it... sho she prolly doesn't reeally care.

[chefmanmike]

@MASSRCOR my bad.... and I think you're right :o)

[obscureXone]

That's not the full song

[MASSRCOR]

this is definitely the best misheard lyrics video.

[pullmylink1223]

LIVING LIFE GROWS UP WITH LOVE AND SUNSHINE

[flyingninja92]

Living life, grows up, with love and sunshine. BEST METAL LYRICS EVER!!!!!!!

[Thesleepyninja]

Fuckin lol'd.

[BlocklandKitteh]

Some bood on me... AHHHHHH!!!!!

[shippensbia]

Why do you show a bass every time there is a guitar lead?

[keibler23]

@shippensbia its misheard lyrics.. maybe he heard a bass..

[nidneyhelberg]

do you call cargo shorts and metal band tees emo? NO ITS FUCKING METAL!

[ChaseFoSho1]

this isnt emo music its called death metal people you bang your head until your brain comes out and your neck hurts

[SLIPKNOT8018]

your stupid as fuck....

[foogledoo32]

@SLIPKNOT8018 Looks like "you're" stupid as fuck too :)

[Slipknottiator]

the end xD

[NOOBHUNTER08]

lol nice

[masterofpuppets2322]

dumb ass this music isn't emo. all the dumb asses who think this are fucking incorrect stereotypical people. read the real lyrics. this is what cerial killers listen to before they go kill people on a hit list. besides that..lyrics sounded close :P

[looklikestalin]

@masterofpuppets2322 im acerial killer

[DoubleHappyVideos]

I really don't appreciate the emo kid in a Job for a Cowboy video. That just doesn't make sense and I hate whoever decided that because they should even listen to job for a cowboy, or it might eat their children.

[Blubberblasy]

Kotz kotz xD

[Din0Pancak3]

TELL ME WE'RE ON A SHIP!!

[DarkBlueYoshi13]

There is no... Left toe! This life... i'll leave socks on! rofl win dude

[tristanb225]

3:07 is a massiv bmx fail lmfao.

[MSproductions23]

that was epic!!!!!!!!!!

[MegaJohnny321]

HAHA! I have no left toe l live my life with socks on

[aidensk8r666]

@MegaJohnny321 rotf.

[RollingAussenseiter]

LAAAAAAWL hillarious xDDD

[metalpayne3]

hahahah!! xD Nice.

[kenzixremix]

this video makes me wanna bust a load on the face of jesus.

[Quinlinsq3]

@kenzixremix sacreligious fag

[AndyBloodvain]

So love, the T&A! HELL YES!!!

[Zora182]

im lovin it!! (literally...)

[jaaan17]

fucking brilliant

[MrDethfish]

lol great ending pic thing evil hamster stare made me shart my self!

[JonboyXx1]

@MrDethfish *cough it was a gopher cough*

[Burket09]

Master Shake!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha, I just watched ATHF.

[21Bouncer]

man too funny

[MeinTeil22]

Am i the only one who paused at 1:25??

[zacharylongston199]

@MeinTeil22 no sir (: haha

[xAsiLayDying17x]

@MeinTeil22 nope lol

[hwd17111]

@MeinTeil22 i stopped there too.

[21Bouncer]

t and a all the way

[xBlindSh0Tx]

Screamo bands can get away with saying anything in there songs...

[kIlladelph215]

@xBlindSh0Tx this isnt fucking screamo lmao.

[ramaasamaa]

Bahahaa. xD

[Texslonghorns228]

love the, T and A

[dksftwpwned]

"what do you know, more instrumentals". You OBVIOUSLY dont listen to metal lmfao.

[Staytrve]

ALL EMOS DESERVE TO DIE!!!!!

[DustinRWVHproduction]

@Staytrve YO FUCK U I WILL KILL U IM NOT EMO BUT SOME OF MY FRIENDS R EMO AND THEY R GOOD PEOPLE SO IF U SAY THAT AGAIN ILL RIP U APART FUCK NUT!!!!!!!!!! ASSHOLE COCKBITE FUCKIN SHIT

[tombucceroni]

@DustinRWVHproduction haha couldnt of said it better myself

[adhfadger]

with the emo dude, thats not how emos are. we dont go around saying "im depressed" but its still pretty funny.

[ScarXXTissue]

@adhfadger ya emo is very stereotypicalised ( if thats a word ) its just a style, its the people that actually have a mental issue such as depression and deal with it that way that give emo a bad reputation.. im not emo myself but ya when people say all emo's are depressed and shit... its like dude.. there not.lol

[HeartagramBAMF]

I hate emos but it still ruined the video.

[xXxdrummer49]

ya the emo dude kinda ruined it

[Jordanjschaecher]

why is the "have no, left toe" on the right side of the foot? other than that this was simply awesome!!!

[ScarXXTissue]

@Jordanjschaecher because if u look at your left foot, the big toe is on the right side... as shown in the video.....lol

[funnymonkey873]

@Jordanjschaecher It didn't sound like he was saying "left big toe" to me, and that was the toe I wanted to use :o)

[Papadoope]

nice vid xD

[esnebeltza]

Interesting philosophy.  1:18

[NEOWolfPack]

haha it was really funny. I didnt like the emo thing though. this isnt emo stuff.

[noBSbassGtarchick]

Those actually were freakin funny xD

[jermy94kd]

wow, funny, but some of them were a bit retarded. The whole mcdonalds part, is really about a father having the thirst for the blood of his bastard son.... :l I really don't know what to think of all that

[sparkinsons]

AHHHH!!

[LIPS20201]

are these guys trying to be funny cause its working lol LITTLE BOY!!!!!! THIS IS MASTER SHAKE!!!!!!???????

[kayizok13]

lol it actually sounds like tht

[brittanyx205x]

hahaha :D those lyrics really do sound like that

[Haydn144]

SLIIIDDEEEE!!!!!!!

[lawel1]

fluff my stuffed guitar-COMEON

[DirtyRottenJayyy]

shows u that jfac can make anything brutal as fuck even if its from "lockers" or "grapes" lol

[blAzeDDruMMer027]

haha i luv how he puts the random gopher at the end of the song!!!!!! That was EPIC!

[chubs089]

i would love them to sing the lyrics you gave them and hear what it would sound like!

[akrulla]

lmao, hilarious

[ironmaiden16]

lol, funny shit

[Sanitoeter666]

Well it was quite nice^^

[CelloutFrederike]

loool not everything was funny, but some parts made me laugh soo hard haha! TOE LONG RIGHT SIZEEEEE

[Panicpianos]

amazing lol

[enisification]

1:23 :)

[greenguy238]

why tha bass

[zhadow7]

Hahahaha.

[MrJfac17]

most was funny but not all, the toe part had me laughing very loud

[SpayshipxPik]

high five! that was amazing!

[RudaTaTuda]

BLAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA WTF!

[Skerf2]

at 1:04 it actually sounds like hes saying reeses peices

[90seffectssuck]

lmgdao!

[IVISMiLESIVI]

Yea whats up with the emo dude anyway? This song plus their other songs are actually pretty cool and not emo in anyway whatsoever.

[liegeofshadows]

@IVISMiLESIVI i think that the person that made this is saying that emo posers listen to this song and they actually meant it in a sadist way.

[IVISMiLESIVI]

@liegeofshadows Oh ok. Yeah I sort of figured that.

[breedome]

lol this is master shake!

[AgowTisro]

I really, really dislike this band. But this video made this song so much better xD

[ramonthebadass]

fucking badass vid. u should totally make more

[brieskyezz]

:O Funny lyrics+GREAT song = A-W-E-S-O-M-E! :DDD

[metalpiratewench666]

toe loonnnggg!!!! right siiizzzeeee!!!

[titan10919]

only good with misheard lyics :D XD

[FcuknGabbana]

HAHAHHHA