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  • Great video don't let those haters get you down

  • i fuckeeen love lizards not reptiles but liazards......they are so rad

  • now i saw the biggest lizard and I saw the biggest shiny head budha too

  • its a Lace Monitor (Varanus varius) very common throughout aus

  • in america people feed birds,in australia people feed giant lizards. what a world.

  • was dat weed if it was(like)

  • that is one FAT hand

  • @shaun01122 thats what i was thinkin hahahahaha

  • so cute :)

  • good throws.

  • Lizards dont speak english...

  • good aim with ur throws

  • its almost as big as my penis

  • Cryptozoology novel  see video book trailer

  • Awesome...god i need to emigrate to oz i would be in heaven love the wildlife.

  • orhh mate u should have tryed to give it some beer hahahah

  • This is by far your best video

  • That's cool! I wish those things were in my backyard lol.

  • dam i thought tht was ur pet O.O

  • NICE LACIE!!!!!

  • That's Cool man, over in Ireland I feed the crows lol, I have a beardy dragon pet which is an Australian at heart. Some of the coolest unique and poisonous creatures come from Oz.

  • its stupid man your not in australia dude

  • @skunkandahalf

    Of course he's in Australia you crack head. Look at his name and listen to his accent.

  • "do you want abit more?" lmao goannas are eating machines theyd eat 24/7 if they could

  • did you throw a bud of weed at him FAB??

  • what kind of lizard is it

  • hahahaha did you really toss a bud at him?

    sharin' the love huh :P

  • Very impressive!! I think in Crocodile Dundee II one of Mike's friends had one to eat and he said that he needed garlic.

  • wheres your awesome moe

  • Beautiful goanna!

  • come down to louisiana,our giant lizards have the strongest bite force of any animal on the planet and technically are dinosaurs lol

  • @TheExcrutiatingTruth thats bullshit dude ever heard heard of crocodiles?

  • @TheExcrutiatingTruth alligators? rofl

  • i wanted tio see you hand feed it...lol come on! why not....lol

  • That Goanna knows how to strut

  • that lizard is so beautiful and cute are they poison

  • @leahcharliephillips not poison... very sharp claws for climbing trees

  • @leahcharliephillips No. There are *NO* reptiles that are poisonous. However, there are VENOMOUS snakes. But only 2 species of lizards are venomous, the Gila Monster and Komodo Dragon.

  • @jedihunter176 lol lizards are reptiles u dick head

  • @MrDannyboii4 WTF? Are you retarded? When did I say lizards weren't reptiles? I can't believe someone like you can be so freaking ignorant and retarded! What's wrong with you??? Are you freaking 10??

    Why don't you read my comment ONE MORE TIME before you comment again? Sheesh. I wish I could slap you. I can't believe someone can be so stupid.

  • @jedihunter176 u said no reptiles are poisonous....lizards are reptiles....the komono dragon is a lizard there fore a reptile......FUCK YOU

    venomous and poisonous are the same thing who taught u english

  • @MrDannyboii4 Who taught YOU english? You can hardly use it right. GOSH you're retarded.

    Poisonous means the toxin can affect you by eating/touching it. Venomous means the toxin can only harm you if it enters your bloodstream.

    Sheesh man, just tell me where you live so I can go there and give you a good slap.

  • @jedihunter176 yes thats correct venom has to be injected, it cant kill you if you swallow it because its just modified saliva and it would kill the snake or lizard if that was the case

  • @MrDannyboii4 shut u fuckn mouth faget

  • @NotARandomName or what cock boy

  • Grand Cayman blue iguanas litterally grow 4 time bigger than these. you can even keep them as pets and make them ride your shoulder like parates on pirates.

  • @sheyla2003 4 times bigger than that lol that goanna is abt 1 metre long. The biggest goanna known as monitor ive seen was over 3 metres long lying across the dirt road in the bush.

  • i wouldve kepit nothing exotic by my house

  • R THSE FROGS..? LOL :)

  • Thats good to see you like it! Its not really that good to feed lizards but hey its better than most treatments ive seen of lizards from australians :D Especially queenslanders!

  • All I get is deer and cougars ;0( wanna trade?

  • @SlaveSlayer2010 all we get are foxes......... very late at night, and u hardly see them. uk suks

  • Did that write 'solid rock'? If so, that was a great song.

  • This is a small Goanna, very young, when we go west we find them so large they are scary, they travel the same path most days & generally steel eggs & chicks from birds nest, when a goanna is startled it will look for the first thing to climb, that could be you standing there, the claws dig in deep & the infections start from there, treat them with respect. Keep up the good work ya bastasrd. LOL

  • Kill it before it eats your child !

  • that was a black dude or his ancestor strutting down the high street

  • That giant lizard looks like a comododragon. but usually i think they're deadly.

    mostly just reminds me of one

    maybe a baby comododragon!

    Good vid!!!!

  • @MegaCutiepie999 it might be half

  • Should of caught it and cooked it then had a lizard lunch YUMMO LOL

  • ur mo :( is it shaved or not grown yet?

  • wild goannas are fucked ehy, fab's lucky. i remember one time down beach trecking through with mates to our secret access in qld for a good surf, fkn goanna chased us, if those things get there claws on ya, gonna get deep wounds and bad diseases, probably even death. they run fast too.

  • I want one

  • That was awesome! I love the way they walk, like, I got this lol.

  • haha goanna , there use to be a shitload of them around where i used to live

  • dude that thing is fuckin massive

  • hehe Lizard/snake meat actually tastes pretty good and is a lot better for you than beef or chicken pumped full of antibiotics, steroids, and whatever else they inject into cattle these days.

    Reptiles are the chickens of the desert! Yum!

  • Yep! They sure are beautiful!!!

  • cool nice goanna! At my house we only find turtles, bearded dragons and lue tongues, but i never seen a wild goanna

  • @spitfireMK22 ur lucky i get blueys and the odd turtle and this yr didnt even get blueys

    i own two beardeds tho

  • To waran

  • Apparently this lizard speaks English. And understands everything spoken to it.

  • Fuck, the fab has to get everything caught on camera ;)

  • Extreme...

    I´m from Germany, in my garden i could only find boring birds and maybe if I´m lucky a little rabbit....

    Maybe you want to share your home with me =)

    Greatings from Germany, Peter

  • i ahd one of them in my fucking tent when i went camping once.......

  • Prior to 1840 there was no such thing as dinosaurs. Go figure!

  • Aww i want it

  • It's a goanna. I'm Australian.

  • wow dude, you sure got a chubby hand

  • thats only small, in Bangkok in a park called "lumphini" there got ones look like crocodiles i kidding u not.......

  • Komodo dragons.

  • have you seenthe size of a crocadile dumbass

  • funny cute looking Lizard

  • its a goanna

  • white throat monitor

  • Nope, white throat monitors are from Africa.

    This is in Australia, it's a lace monitor.

  • Goannas are beautiful creatures!

  • @jasongiddensviper478 haha until its starts chasing you and then bites you and the bitten area gets infected once a year for the rest of your life

  • @cmace5 Tell me you story please I would love to hear it?

  • @cmace5 Tell me your story please I would love to hear it?

  • @jasongiddensviper478 i have no story to tell you tonight , i'm sorry your gunna have to go to bed with out one

  • da looks like a juvenile komodo drago n

  • and you look like and idiot!!!

  • it is a DAMN MONITOR!

  • thought you were giving it weed at first lol

  • That lizard needs to HARDEN THE FUCK UP

  • lol at camp last yr for school there was a goana (can't spell) bigger than this and one of my friends wasn't looking where he was walking and stepped right onto it. lol it got really pissed off and he almost crapped himself cuz it was chasing him for about 50m until he finally got around to the othe side of the building where the rest of us were watching from and we let him in and slammed the door jst before the goana came and we were in the for about an hour untl it left (theres only 1 exit)lol

  • thats a fukin water monitor yu douch!

    and u dnt belive me go look it up on google images!

  • Does he think the lizard know's what he's saying?

  • its obviously some type of moniter

  • Great vid Pete. Followed a large goanna through, ironically, the Noosa national Park one year. Beautiful animal. 5/5

  • I always knew australians were crazy, lol. This isn't meant in an offensive way, so don't freak out, please. o.o

  • No wonder u get visitors, u feed them... xD

  • Aboriginals eat anything that moves.

  • shoot it

  • ITS GOANA!!!

  • it is a effin moniter if you r into dragons lizards etc. you would know this.

  • Its not a komodo dragon dominguezygarcia!! Theyre bigger than a person and that's not.Its just a water dragon isn't it? I'm Australian NSW

  • Is a pretty monitor Varanus varius.

  • if i found a giant lizard like that in my backyard i wouldnt be feeding it id be crapping myself. id be so scared

  • i totally woulda caught tht lizardf i love lizards

    i caught an iguanna wen i went to mexico and it was huge at least 4 times bigger then tht lizard on ur vid

  • ha ha 4 times bigger dont talk shit you cunt

  • thats a komodo dragon not a lizard, you cantell wjem it sticks it tongue out

  • dragons live only on komodo island

  • its a monitor.

  • you silly sack of shit Komodo dragons are lizards :P  Besides this is a goanna LOL

  • its a moniter, didnt know australia had em

  • Thank you for letting us know that you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

    Now please leave.

    0wn3d.

  • giant lizard haha and yes we still do eat those things haahha goanna

  • lol that thing is cute:)

  • it looks like some sort of minitor.

  • lol

  • that's not a iguana its a monitor  dude

  • havent seen a goanna in years, since I went camping

  • that's a monitor

  • Sell the Lizard to China..its considered to be some sort of natural medicine and its EXPENSIVE

  • looks like what hes feeding him is weed lol

  • LOL thats what i thought :L

  • a fuckin dinausore

  • that was boring

  • can't agree better!

  • that's a monitor lizard, no?

  • I remember when I was a kid back in primary school, we had 3 or 4 goannas living on the roof of our classroom. They'd scurry around and make shitloads of noise!

  • would it attack if you approached it?

  • doubt it, every big lizard thing I've come across has run as soon as I get within a few meters of it :(

  • if u got it in a corner it would probs but yea it would prfr 2 run off n thers like 0% chance u could catch it coz them lizards r so blak

  • Wow. I think I would have freaked out a bit if I came out and saw that hanging out in the yard. WTH?!

  • Australia is so cool xD

  • Please dont let it get in anyones house. They would probly have a heart Attack!! :O

  • Not Aussies :D

  • Rofl

  • awesome, Gohannas Rock, I get excited when I see a small blue tailed lizard here, I'd be awestruck by something that big if we had em. Great vid Aus.

  • nice creature

  • that thing looks like a small alligator its so big. awesomness! sweet video

  • Wow thats amazing lol Im in England and i wish we had stuff like that lol bloody awesome

  • yea lol xD

  • umm ....dude....that can kill your red neck donkey....get a 30/30!!!!

  • oooh he aint that big lol beautiful lizard tho

  • They are racehorse gohanna, i dont know how to spell it. If they get scared they will run up your leg, think ur a tree and scrach like all hell. You dont see to many of them these days.

  • i thought he was feeding him pot at first then he siad it was meat...XD

  • holy shit so did I

  • Uhhh these things are just running wild?????? CRAZY!

  • freaking beautifull

  • Thats "Giant".... ? Better not look at your penis

  • kill stupid humans

  • fuck u i kill you you freaking red neck fuck u

  • i kill u dumbass suck my dick

  • oo thats one beautiful lizard!!! =)

  • they taste good too!

  • 2:52 LOL! walks so funny...

  • thats a beautiful monitor! perhaps a pet that got lost? seems tame and friendly

  • kiss it!

  • nope..Id rather kiss you.....haahahah

  • lol i love the send up with the title "GIANT LIZARD" aka "goanna" lol aust #1

  • that was great thanks very much

    nice person you seem

    i love reptiles and love seeing videos like yours instead of the professional documentaries

    thanks for showing respect to this lovely dinosaur looking creature!

    :)

    peace be with you always

  • oi u do know goannas LOVE eggs. not the shells too much or idk. but crack 1 in half. and put it face up. watch as he will go crazy licking out all the inside. but dont be worried if they eat the shell too. they have a strong digestive system as their favourite treat naturally is the egg.

  • so awesome that he is feeding it :D

    australia is awesome

  • omg no moustache!

  • Thats kool dude lol

  • gahh..i like to catch the ones around here in florida..i dont know about that thing.

  • probably a moniter

  • Lol is that even a lizard or a crocodile kid ;P

  • What a beautiful animal I reallu mean it