I, Cthulhu, am running for President of the United States of America. Why vote for the lesser evil? Enter my name into the write in slot on you ballet in the next election. Until then, enjoy the free four part Oliver Twisted DVD (2000) on my olivertwistedmovie channel.
Sorry, you missunderstood me. I didn't want to know, were the melody is from,. I wanted to know, wich chor or else the song is sung by. Or if i can get in on CD somewhere.
At last the civilization have understood the greatness of Great Cthulhu, and the brain-diseased guys trying to associate The Cult with satanism may be infected in their dreams for their pathetic productions! At last the civilization understands that their only means of survival is the Survival Of The Insanest, and that means relying on Great Cthulhu. Cthulhu fthagn!
Cthulhu is brother to Cronu/ Kronos he is also an Atlantean Demon who is worshiped in one of many cults in Atlantis and killed his brother placing parts of his body in the seas around Israel. Reha his sister and Wife of Kronus in rage took Oceanus's trident and ripped out his hart so that we would never know love again!
Cthulhu is an elder god created by H.P. Lovecraft. he is never present in any of the books, he is only referenced in a couple of 'em as a slumbering being who will one day wake and walk the earth and rain insanity and chaos on this world. he has become something of a net phenomenon due to...well...thats a good question. but as you can tell there are alot of videos and jokes about him
search lolthulhu on Google and youll get some funny stuff but if you want more info on him just search wikipedia
Not an elder god, but an Old One (and probably a priest and servant of Yog Sothoth the Key and Gate). To be honest, feeble humans won't be able to tell the difference once the elder signs are shattered. Iä! Iä!
Actually, Cthulhu IS present in the short story 'call of Cthulhu', where he is accidently awakened by the main characters of the story. As he emerges, they drive a boat straight into his head, after wich Cthulhu sinks back into the depths of the sea.
lol sadly when i wrote this i had yet to actually read any of the stories (was in the process of downloading the books) but i completely forgot that i said he wasn't in the books. sometimes i forget that Wikipedia is really only good to get the basic idea of something. but thank you for correcting me
its implied in that story that what they experienced was a "ghost of Cthulhu" a projection of him as he nears awakening but not awake (like that stage where you kinda wake up but only barely open your eye) in that story they drove the boat through the head which dissipated as mist.
I giant, cephalopod-headed, dragon winged monstrous aline god with a body that is a twisted caricature of a human body who sleeps dead but dreaming in a city called R'lyeh, under the Pacific Ocean, and when the stars are righ, he will rise and seriously fuck up humanity. Cthulhu fhtagn!
Oh Godzilla. Oh Godzilla, Oh great Godzilla. And he shall rise and kick great old one's butt. Oh Godzilla shall become the domain of Godzilla and his kind, all his kind. He shall fry old squid head's obhorent kista. Ooooooh Godzilla!
@KongOfBadgers Then how's he coming back for a movie in 2012 hmm?A giant Squidward who was parodied in South Park cannot beat THE KING of monsters.Screw all you dark priest pricks.
@AngryGodzillaBirds1 Dude, why do you even care? You don't need to be so rude, it was a 2 year old comment. Either way Godzilla is nothing but a tiny little lizard to Cthulhu. So yes a, as you say, "giant Squidward who was parodied in SP" surely CAN beat the Japanese man in a rubber suit of monsters. And if you are just going around Youtube to troll, you can just fuck off you little twat
@Shockwave91012 I think that even though Cthulu's evil,He and G-zilla may ACTUALLY fight together against someone even bigger,like Justin Bieber or Bagan for example.
Venezia ed Amsterdam le prime città che lo vedranno...quando la flotta americana nel pacifico verrà distrutta dal vento, quando dal cielo pioverà ovunque acqua salata, quando solo le più alte montagne sopravviveranno solitarie all'avanzare del mare, allora saprai che il tempo del risveglio è giunto ed il dormiente abbraccerà coi suoi tentacoli il mondo intero.
Wow! That's wonderful! In the city of R'lyeh the dead Cthulhu waits dreaming! But remember that is not dead what can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death can die!
nice xD!
StringsStrikes 3 months ago
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OliverTwistedMovie 3 months ago
lets bow our heads snd pray.
shadowlost1976 6 months ago
He is in Antarctica ... sleeping ... Who would swim to the bottom to see it? '-'
TheHayley666 7 months ago
Based on "Hallelujah", a Chorus by George Frideric Handel
Alon235235 8 months ago
@Alon235235 Lies.
chairincarnate 8 months ago
wtf why so happy and bright lol
jjkk11999933222233 10 months ago
the image in 0:16 is f**king epic
TheJama98 1 year ago
*Gets raped by a tentacle.*
Latheralius 1 year ago
lä! lä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
shadowmage36 1 year ago
Hey! Did you guys know the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society has a total kickass website for all your cultist needs?!
921darksider 1 year ago 7
@921darksider WHERE!!!??? O_I
Jh112196 1 year ago
@Jh112196 I have sevral more solstice carols on my chanel, not all...but some. Ia Cthulhu!
921darksider 1 year ago
ill need something bigger than my shotgun
nightshade288 1 year ago
@nightshade288 A freaking boat won't work. What makes you think a shotgun would?
Dionysius8421 1 year ago
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Ctulhu
R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Hugotstyle68 1 year ago
@Hugotstyle68
lä — R'lyehl Cthulhu fhagn! lä lä!
uckaliska 1 year ago
It could be a hymn glorifying cassoulet (traditional french food)
oh cassoulet ! oh cassoulet !
ploomification 1 year ago
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
Will the stars are right in 2011?
I like this music. Where is it from?
Appolyon 1 year ago
@Appolyon
It's Messiah. From Haendel (Handel I think in english).
ploomification 1 year ago
@ploomification
Sorry, you missunderstood me. I didn't want to know, were the melody is from,. I wanted to know, wich chor or else the song is sung by. Or if i can get in on CD somewhere.
Appolyon 1 year ago
@Appolyon
ha ha ! Understood. Clear that Haendel's Messiah is not a scoop ;)
It's from a parody cd called A Very Scary Solstice performed by the H. P. Lovecraft Historical Society.
They did radio dramatics and so on...
Search on google H. P. Lovecraft Historical Society.
ploomification 1 year ago
@ploomification Handel in German too. Since that's how his name was spelled.
FroggerbobT 6 months ago
@FroggerbobT Wrong. Handel is his english spelling. His original speeling is Händel
KongOfBadgers 1 week ago
que puntazo XD buena
Lordkanred 1 year ago
Great vid, thanks
ColinC075 1 year ago
Hentai Tentacles! -MSt3kforever :D
TrcDK 1 year ago
At last the civilization have understood the greatness of Great Cthulhu, and the brain-diseased guys trying to associate The Cult with satanism may be infected in their dreams for their pathetic productions! At last the civilization understands that their only means of survival is the Survival Of The Insanest, and that means relying on Great Cthulhu. Cthulhu fthagn!
siderespector 1 year ago 4
lol...
the inminent destruction of humanity in this song....
AND I´M LAUGHING! ROFL!!!
good song! it´s in favorites!
ichigouzumaki987 1 year ago 3
Cthulhu? what is it?
jethrowjj 1 year ago
@jethrowjj: It's that giant tentacled thingy in the slideshow.
JCLeSinge 1 year ago
rotf lol great song
WARPUDDY666 2 years ago 2
This is good shit!
Iä! Iä!
mephisto78666 2 years ago
vanhell0 2 years ago 10
Lord of R'lyeh <-(don't know where they say this but ir's around here)
oh Cthulhu Phnglu W'gah nagul fahtagen
The Domain of the Earth shall become the domain of Cthulhu and
his kind and of his kind and he shall rise abhorent and ancient
and he shall rise abhorent and ancient, and he shall rise
abhorent and ancient
and he shall rise abhorent and ancient, and he shall rise
abhorent and ancient Beast of Beasts abhorent and ancient Oh Cthulhu! Oh Cthulhu!
vanhell0 2 years ago 6
and Great old one,abhorent and ancient Oh Cthulhu! Oh Cthulhu!
Beast of Beasts abhorent and ancient Oh Cthulhu! Oh Cthulhu!
and Great old one, abhorent and ancient Oh Cthulhu! Oh Cthulhu!
Beast of Beasts abhorent and ancient Oh Cthulhu! Oh Cthulhu! and Great Old One
Beast of Beasts and Great Old One
And he shall rise abhorent and ancient,
And he shall rise And he shall rise abhorent and ancient,
Beast of Beasts abhorent and ancient,
and Great Old One Oh,Cthulhu Oh, Cthulhu
vanhell0 2 years ago 6
and he shall rise abhorent and ancient,
Beast of Beasts and Great Old One
Beast of Beasts and Great Old One And he shall rise abhorent and ancient,(beast of beasts)
abhorent and ancient,abhorent and ancient,
Oh, Cthulhu Oh, Cthulhu Oh, Cthulhu Oh, Cthulhu Oh, Oh Cthulhuuu
vanhell0 2 years ago 6
thank you very, very much
sheilatx 2 years ago
no problem, I like this songs about Lovecraft universe cause they make me laugh don't know why though.
vanhell0 2 years ago 3
its the discord between the joyful music and the dastardly content :P
agreed though, nothing beats musical doom :P
Rohan2300 2 years ago
haha
great material
warmecanic 2 years ago
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Cthulhu is brother to Cronu/ Kronos he is also an Atlantean Demon who is worshiped in one of many cults in Atlantis and killed his brother placing parts of his body in the seas around Israel. Reha his sister and Wife of Kronus in rage took Oceanus's trident and ripped out his hart so that we would never know love again!
Gnostic2030 2 years ago
where can i find the words to this..I love it!!
sheilatx 2 years ago
What is Cthulhu ????? sry but I am german !
abdamit 2 years ago
Wikipedia : H.P. Lovecraft :o)
Gruß
Nick1979BN 2 years ago
Cthulhu is an elder god created by H.P. Lovecraft. he is never present in any of the books, he is only referenced in a couple of 'em as a slumbering being who will one day wake and walk the earth and rain insanity and chaos on this world. he has become something of a net phenomenon due to...well...thats a good question. but as you can tell there are alot of videos and jokes about him
search lolthulhu on Google and youll get some funny stuff but if you want more info on him just search wikipedia
Skratch234 2 years ago
Not an elder god, but an Old One (and probably a priest and servant of Yog Sothoth the Key and Gate). To be honest, feeble humans won't be able to tell the difference once the elder signs are shattered. Iä! Iä!
Bundesdatenpirat 2 years ago 3
Actually, Cthulhu IS present in the short story 'call of Cthulhu', where he is accidently awakened by the main characters of the story. As he emerges, they drive a boat straight into his head, after wich Cthulhu sinks back into the depths of the sea.
Dipshitprod 2 years ago
lol sadly when i wrote this i had yet to actually read any of the stories (was in the process of downloading the books) but i completely forgot that i said he wasn't in the books. sometimes i forget that Wikipedia is really only good to get the basic idea of something. but thank you for correcting me
Skratch234 2 years ago
i just wish i had a copy of the lyrics...i'd love to sing along...:)
sheilatx 2 years ago
i wrote them up, I wanted to reply them to you but I accidently replied to mephisto
vanhell0 2 years ago
its implied in that story that what they experienced was a "ghost of Cthulhu" a projection of him as he nears awakening but not awake (like that stage where you kinda wake up but only barely open your eye) in that story they drove the boat through the head which dissipated as mist.
TheRhuen 2 years ago
Shame on you, i am German, too.
And i know about the great ancient one! :D
Iä Iä!
Kanaligatorin 2 years ago
I giant, cephalopod-headed, dragon winged monstrous aline god with a body that is a twisted caricature of a human body who sleeps dead but dreaming in a city called R'lyeh, under the Pacific Ocean, and when the stars are righ, he will rise and seriously fuck up humanity. Cthulhu fhtagn!
binarynightmare 2 years ago 5
One day he shall awake...
holy crap, I didn't believe in that, but I started to read more of lovecraft's works and I'm not so sure now...
CzlowiekOto 2 years ago 2
he comes to me in dreams.... and now in youtube also
Nouseeker 2 years ago 3
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Oh Godzilla. Oh Godzilla, Oh great Godzilla. And he shall rise and kick great old one's butt. Oh Godzilla shall become the domain of Godzilla and his kind, all his kind. He shall fry old squid head's obhorent kista. Ooooooh Godzilla!
pollywogA1 2 years ago
stfu please you dirty heathen ^_^
Godzilla is nothing more than Cthulhu's
Sexual Plaything... do not speak such blasphemy please, thnx!
DarrynTheStrange 2 years ago 36
Not sexual. Cthulhu has probably eaten Godzilla long ago.
Cthulhu ftagn
KongOfBadgers 2 years ago 2
@KongOfBadgers Then how's he coming back for a movie in 2012 hmm?A giant Squidward who was parodied in South Park cannot beat THE KING of monsters.Screw all you dark priest pricks.
AngryGodzillaBirds1 1 week ago
@AngryGodzillaBirds1 Dude, why do you even care? You don't need to be so rude, it was a 2 year old comment. Either way Godzilla is nothing but a tiny little lizard to Cthulhu. So yes a, as you say, "giant Squidward who was parodied in SP" surely CAN beat the Japanese man in a rubber suit of monsters. And if you are just going around Youtube to troll, you can just fuck off you little twat
KongOfBadgers 1 week ago
@KongOfBadgers Ok I apologize to you and you're right,but at least you agree in one way or another that Godzilla would beat the shit of Clover,right.
AngryGodzillaBirds1 1 week ago
@AngryGodzillaBirds1 I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it
KongOfBadgers 4 days ago in playlist Cthulhu
@DarrynTheStrange Cthulhu is just a priest you know and doesn't even register on the scale when compared to the rest of the mythos.
Twitch532 2 months ago
Amazing! Extreamly well done.
whealler100 2 years ago
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You are idiot, cthulhu is an arcaic demon, you and all the groups of stupids freaks that take this like as a joke go eat shit
FUchiha 2 years ago
oooh noes mEh soul!!!1! The Great Demon God is Devouring it!
why... why did i have to make fun of Chtulhu on teh internetz? now i shall burn in the hellfires of Nubiru for eternity,
if only i had listened to you FUchiha =<
if u laugh at this u will Die! 0.o
DarrynTheStrange 2 years ago 6
i lol'd
crazym0f011224 2 years ago
FUchiha, you're a fucking idiot. Go get run over by your alcoholic father.
tinkernator 2 years ago
xDLoL
FUchiha 2 years ago
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Great song and excellent photos. But I still think Godzilla would fry C'thulhu into a green ichor quiche!!
pollywogA1 3 years ago
You are really an stupid idiot.
witcherwitcher 2 years ago 3
Cthulhu can alter reality, Godzilla is just a radiation beam spewing dinosaur, Godzilla gets turned into a pet.
Shockwave91012 2 years ago 6
@Shockwave91012 I think that even though Cthulu's evil,He and G-zilla may ACTUALLY fight together against someone even bigger,like Justin Bieber or Bagan for example.
AngryGodzillaBirds1 1 week ago
Yuck. :(
S1587915G 3 years ago
Is Cthulhu (praised be his unholy name) an old one? In the mountains of madness it says the Old Ones fought with Cthulhu.
Darcife 3 years ago 3
Yes, Cthulhu is an Old One, which are semi-Gods.
The cosmic Gods are called "Outer Gods".
Opalauge88 2 years ago 4
outstanding!
lyedavide 3 years ago
Since they pronounced it Shoo-thool-hoo in the lovecraft graphic novel im used to saying so.
yuggothian 3 years ago 9
DON'T SAY IT RIGHT!!!!
snipercrowbar 3 years ago 10
*gets sucked into parallel dimension by mad tentacles*
yuggothian 3 years ago 34
Wonderful! Great pictures, and divine music :D
LordDesthorm 3 years ago 2
the T-H dont make the TH dipthong like in english, if you would read the book it says that the H is there for a more gutteral noise
a good example as a simplified spelling is the Metallica song "Call of KTULU"
TDGbusted 3 years ago
yea, lovecraft said that if you spelled it the way it sounds, the closest thing you could get would be something like "Khlûl'-hloo"
bigfieryflyingjimmy 3 years ago
yea, it doesnt really matter i guess, as long as we all accept him as our supreme overlord and master, haha
TDGbusted 3 years ago 5
I'll laugh maniacally to that!
kaz3kag3gaara 3 years ago 4
The HP lovecraft historical society has this as a free ringtone on their website :D
Raztheeccentric 3 years ago 6
Alas, finally something wholesome for teh children. :) Hail Cthulhu! :3
MsKippy 3 years ago 6
cthulhu has been touched by his noodly appendage!
theEmperorsTarot 3 years ago 4
Hail Cthulhu!
LeoStarStorm 3 years ago 3
very cool pictures
deathinme06 3 years ago
Venezia ed Amsterdam le prime città che lo vedranno...quando la flotta americana nel pacifico verrà distrutta dal vento, quando dal cielo pioverà ovunque acqua salata, quando solo le più alte montagne sopravviveranno solitarie all'avanzare del mare, allora saprai che il tempo del risveglio è giunto ed il dormiente abbraccerà coi suoi tentacoli il mondo intero.
beren130685 3 years ago 4
@beren130685
Why destroy the beautiful city of Amsterdam?
casdebom2 9 months ago
@casdebom2 Chuthlu works in mysterious ways ;)
efh009 7 months ago
@casdebom2 Because he is evil, you see.
bobwaters 1 month ago
Wow! That's wonderful! In the city of R'lyeh the dead Cthulhu waits dreaming! But remember that is not dead what can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death can die!
Atrus2008 3 years ago