MLB Quote of 2008 'Ass Hammer'

[petepete227]

When I saw the video title, I thought he was going to use "ass hammer" as an adjective to describe his bat, which would have been fucking hilarious.

[MrBrabbit81]

"there's no better feeling" lol

[adohaj]

The best part is how you can hear laughing in the background instantly after he says it

[T81PA]

Not just his career, how bout best pinch hit home run of all time? Seriously though, that home run was epic

[davidpom50]

@T81PA Little late here, but... I think Kirk Gibson (Who hit a ball to pretty much the exact same spot) would beg to differ.

[T81PA]

I meant in phillies history



[00RSZEX]

Obviously Phillies players get their asses hammered by other guys....the city of brotherly love

[harriet1954]

@00RSZEX You're an asshole yourself; you'd know.

[Hoeslapper17]

@00RSZEX Someone's a little jealous

[BonjoviFan08]

TheWilkesBear umad?

[winterfreshfive]

I love the reporter's audible chuckle right after Stairs drops that line. He couldn't hold it. back.

[BillyBong05]

You get your ass hammered by guys?

[BonjoviFan08]

Phillies suck dick.

[bravesman1983]

@BonjoviFan08

And swallow semen.

[TheWilkesBear]

@BonjoviFan08

Somebody's mad they're at the bottom of their division.

[Felici003]

@BonjoviFan08 speaks the Bon Jovi fan

[trickers13]

this would have been SO EPIC if right after ass hammered he was like NO HOMO

[TheGtagtr]

Stairs does'ent give a shit about baseball. he's canadian, but dam that was pretty funny. GO PHILLIES!!

[Jsmooth24]

LMFAO LMFAO!! did he really just say that hahahaa

[liwtumrn]

well the phillies definetly do hammer eachother in the ass cuz they are silly philly faggots. phillies suck

[trickers13]

@liwtumrn

well what team do u like if the phillies "suck" i hate them but being in the world series back to back years ... i doubt they suck

[arf900]

one of the press guys laughed, you could just hear it.

[chase8008]

no homo

[SumNJFella]

i wonder if he realized what just came out of his mouth lolllllllllllllllllllll

[ILLESTwhiteNI66A911]

haha he was going to say pounded

[SumNJFella]

there's no better feeling than to have that done lol =D

[QAZZZMAN]

lmao wow that came out all wrong

[bombhillsnotme2]

hahahahas

[text97]

...Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[benjyedwards]

I watch this video every month or so just to smile.

[zwartepiet412]

you can hear the guy who asked the question try to hold back a laugh when stairs says the words "ass hammered".. lol. 5 stars

[TheDrunkenMaster236]

NO HOMO?

[fnsweetmofo666]

this guy likes tobe hammerd all the time

[KevinRyanHenry]

Guess that gives a new meaning to "Moon Shot".

[redsoxfan1984]

"Mr. Stairs, would you like to rephrase that?"

"Yes I would. It's like getting your penis diddled by guys...there's no better feeling than that..."

"Oh...kay."

[FeceMcGee]

LOL!!!

[medekman511]

haha matty stairs way to heaven

[IRemainSick]

hahahah go philles that was gay as shit though

[AndiNeverSlice]

IMDB SPORTS BOARD RULEZ

[88HHWPWW]

oh man....

[baseballiLiveforthis]

In case of emergency use STAIRS!

[agwideout19]

matt the professional fucking hitter stairs

beast

[mjerina77]

and a gay man

[iladelph420]

Vote Matt Stairs into the 2009 All-Star Game. Go to Canadianwood.blogspot. com

[letmecomment]

0:22

LMAO

[Ltron9]

which one is he? Terrence or Phillip???

[mazardfan]

pause

[gojenson]

the feeling for matt stairs is tops. unfortunate for him, when he gets his ass hammered, he is usually on the bottom.

[km9OOO]

The funniest part for me is always hearing his Canadian accent when he says "dugout."

[HoweSpencer]

im canadian, and obviously dont hear the accent :P how should it be said hmm?

[jbond629]

when canadians say it it sounds more like oot than out

[glebs]

lol butts lol

[Mozzer232]

Matt Stairs is the man!!!!!! That being said, this might be the funniest post-game press conferance I've ever seen!

[bitzky77]

He should have said "anus".

That way there wouldn't have been any confusion here.

[KAK139]

Nothing better than a group of guys hammering your ass!

[MachineKing1313]

Thats what she said bitch!!!!

SMOKE WEED AND FUCK TITS!!!

[FeceMcGee]

LO-freakin-L!!!

[autrotrishbren]

I love how you can hear the reporter laugh when he says it

[k2323555]

HAHAHAHA

[bentmywooky]

hahahaah baseball....

[metalmrs]

I laughed when I first heard this... OOOPS. I knew this would live on in You Tube history.

[Crawford1987]

Has Stairs home run landed yet?

[royalsbaseball333]

i think its still goin

[cpr5019]

matt stairs is as hard as it gets, he coaches my buddies hs hockey team in the off season and i got to meet him. what a guy

[uncjjb24]

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

[tonightyouwilldie]

so God and I were watching this when he said that and God was like that was fuckin great ill give them the championship ! True story just ask God : )

Matt Stairs hammered ass granted them the title !

Well done : )

[jkbezo]

Mr. Stairs, just don't drop the soap while showering with other Phils.

[gojenson]

haha, those canadians slay me!

[neetrab]

i'm so glad they let matt pinch hit for us.. i knew as soon as he came up to bat, he was going to hit one out of the park.. because that's what he does.. he did it in the regular season with the phillies..and then in loss angeles with broxton pitching at a million mph.

[deyoungparker]

Now even the male reporters don't want to go in the locker room.

[AphterMath96]

I cant believe Broxton allowed a mammoth homerun to this guy. Its one thing when Utley or Howard or even Rollins beats you, but Stairs, really? Hopefully everything is fine and dandy next year in MANNYWOOD!

[cowbellkidd]

Matt Stairs not only sounds gay when he talks, now he confirms that he is gay and likes his ass hammered! lol

[Robv1968]

love it!  the man

[zachsanicola]

"When you come in, and your getting your ass hammered by guys. there's no better feeling than to have that done."

definitely quotable hahaha

[naspac9]

Forget obama and mccain

Moyer

Stairs 08

[amazingabby25]

Still Gay

[Brawndiculous]

As a Phillies fan, this is hilarious.

But who's laughing now?

[arsenal908]

toronto's garbage

[CalCraig84]

One of the most hilarious sports quotes of all time!

[NakedWombat666]

LOL!!! Stairs homer is one for Philly Phans to remember - this quote is just as good! LOLMAX!

[got2bLeave]

LOL, that sounds kinda gay(no homo)j/k. Matt Stairs is Phucking awesome!

[royalsbaseball333]

matt stairs is god

[disclaimer226]

haha

[Downfall101]

OH NO HE DIDNT!

[cxtdjam32]

Pause AYO!

[PikePounder]

ahahaha

[sprintcarchamp]

lol

[Dildobong]

hahahha nice

[butchlesbo69]

lulz

[DPUMA8]

I have seen this clip 1000 times and it still makes me cry laughing. The only question I have is how do all of these guys NOT bust out laughing? One guy laughs a little I notice but was no one really listening to him?

[BringThaRain27]

They're reporters, I'm sure they've heard much funnier...Although this got me to laugh hysterically for about 3 minutes

[DPUMA8]

What? Funnier than ass hammer? Wow! Please direct me to those videos because I thought that nothing could top this.

[neetrab]

i know i was listening.. i chuckled a little bit.

[DBeckham512]

from firejoemorgan:

"You want to rephrase that, Matt?"

"Yes, I do. Ahem. When you get that nice celebration coming in the dugout, and you're getting your weiner diddled by the guys--"

"Okay, thanks. That's enough."

[backstrom19]

Filthadelphia Phailures

[metal1531]

He say's he liked getting his ASS HAMMERED by guys!!!!!

[chenzo1976]

HAHHAHA  Phillies are so gay

[maintainancestaff]

Imagine if the reporter responded, "No homo, right, Matt?"

[ghlibisk]

"getting ur ass hammered by guys and theres no better feeling than that" LMAOO even the reporteres laughed

[yellina1]

If only Gus Johnson was there with a "PAUSE..."

[amgim29]

"theres no better feeling then to get that done" I love the Phils and i thought that was funny

[braxton10000]

nothing better than guys hamering your ass when returning to the dugout

[madontfrontholla]

lmao getting ur ass hammered by guys thats what she said

[redsox1079]

gooooooooo phillies!!!

[jayem1829]

ya man dw i like phillies theyre my second fav team... i wanted to see red sox phillies... o well maybe next year! (phillies in 5)

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

So that's what the coach was thinking when I got all those ass hammers in little league.

[mburmy]

Well, they'll sure get their "ass hammered" starting Wednesday!

GO RAYS! (9=1 baby!)

[bitzky77]

Love how he stresses "ass hammered"......and then the reporter's laugh.

This is great.

GO RAYS!

[chunkbot]

that is the best video ever.

[starburstgoo]

haha, no thats the mets fans who get theyre asses hammered.

GO PHILLIES. world series.

hopefully we get the red sox, ill settle for the rays though

[lonoshea]

HAHAHAHA

[jayem1829]

now that's why they're called the phillies!

go red sox!

[Jordanballa17]

oh snap they got beat bitch haha

[TheYellowDiscipline9]

He sound like a homo.

[maintainancestaff]

Well Philadelphia is the City of Brotherly Love....

[whdominicandon]

SUPERGAY....getting ur ass hammered hhahaa

[NorCalBdub]

i dunno.. he says it w/ such conviction. who knows what goes on behind closed doors. looks like matt loves gettin filled up by the phillies, haha!

[homiejay2k6]

Wait...what? I thought it was the Mets players that like to get their ass hammered...

[utubefavorsdems]

They do!

Braves fan.

[omarren]

definitely taken out of contexts. i think what he really means is he enjoys gay anal sex...

[BIKERJAKE74]

Out of context? He will NEVER live this down. I thought it was football players that ass hammered. Think before you speak!

[tikib930]

i just love how you can hear one of the reporters laughing

[gokinsmen]

He's like Tobias Funke.

[Neko91485]

HAha, great comment

[hunkadoodledoo]

It's out of context...

[smokeabowlus]

hahaha I have to root against the phillies now, or for them Im not sure which.

[wreckedangle]

GETTING YOUR ASS HAMMERED BY GUYS, THERES NO BETTER FEELING THAN TO HAVE THAT DONE - Matt Stairs, Oct. 2008

[tomibombs]

An absoloute classic.......

[TheSpoonFedFukWit]

hmmm. betcha be wishes he thought about that one.

[sevendust842]

Epic

[rapsfan82]

Stairsy!!!!!

[acsumor]

Poor Matt. He shall forever be known not as "Professional hitter, Matt Stairs" anymore. I don't want to know what he will be known as, but I'm sure it will be somehow tied to this comment.

[virgonomic]

classic

[stevehamm]

That is a "Freud Field Day."

[Baxxter101]

epic

[Gretchaninov]

Nice.

[Freecell82]

lmao I love how you can hear some of the reporters holding back laughter.

[PeatDyke]

I've watched it like 8 times now. I laugh before the funny part even happens, just anticipating it.

Regardless of the bad that has already happened, at least Mets fans have this video to celebrate.

[Amphetamin3]

"When you're getting your ass hammered, there's no better feeling than to have that done."

lolol

[jairtzinio]

this is a case known as: "bad choice of words"

yes people may have understood what he meant but im sure others might have laughed a little on the inside...

[DanCantone]

Sports are usually for homos so they have an excuse to rub and touch on each other.

I hate sporto types. Always ass slappin' and butt fuckin' in the showers.

Foolin' with each others jock straps n shit playing "pranks"...YUCK!

Mustache bumpers...

[NovahArmy]

hahahahahahahahaha

[Heavymetal8008]

Everyone knows what he means though, so if you got more than a snicker out of this I wouldn't expect you to be over 9 years old.

[amazingabby25]

no man this is hilarious

[anglebender]

Idiot jock doesn't monitor his words, just lets his mouth flap- This hasn't change from high school I imagine.

[beejerks]

Don't be bitter because he makes 100 times what you do. =)

[Spooie]

LETS ALL GET OUr ASSES HAMMERED BY GUYS

(I did an auido preview of this i almost died laughing)

[waluum]

Congratulations if you laughed at the homosexual innuendo, your mind is officially a gutter.

[Tasitblue]

He said get your ass hammered. He's way past the line of innuendo.

[nowhereradiomusic]

I'm glad he prefaced it by saying he came in dugout

[beerboot]

that's called "taking one for the team"!

[rehabdrew571]

LOL

[bosoxbls]

I live right down the street from this guy and go to school with his daughter hahahhaha

[fredrickhefmann]

yea? well i hope you die in a fire.

[MAdk1p]

who doesnt like their ass hammered by guys?

[rainniu]

That made my butthole clench up.

[Leonidus0]

ROFL +1 for making me laugh even harder after this video.

I love when he follows it by saying, "It's no better feeling than to have that done."

Freudian slip, anyone?

[HellTemp]

LOL

[fightthepower77]

I've never cringed so hard while laughing.

[BrianShaneRushton]

Hah.

[acofosho]

haqhahah

[ItsChocolateChip]

Freudian slip

[tomdamho]

thats a team player

[lmbb20]

It's funny in a sad funny way.

[BridgetteLang]

Sounds like my KIND OF MAN!

[tomarnk]

Well, that was about as straight as a rainbow.

[banosd]

The interviewer was trying not to laugh!

[bedstuybklyn]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[p0lyamorous]

haha hah ah! theres no greater feeling.

[DonkeyFist]

YES!! BRILLIANT!!!

[jgreene777]

sports are gay

[devospires]

who doesn't like getting their ass smacked? nothing better