Laughing when you shouldn't - Russell Howard Live

[TheToffeesrule]

I laughed at my friend today cos he got told off for being a child and being in the corridor at skool and smacked my nose trying not to laugh!

Russell Howard is a legend

[LoopyLeah11]

Ordered the russell howard dvd set cant wait for it to arrive :D

[TheToffeesrule]

@LoopyLeah11 where

[nrtomf]

soooo true

[Pmccaff2009]

THE FUCKING INBETWEENERS! <3

[NorthernElumination]

"Why don't you just put a polar bear, get it, and fkin put a cigarette out on the polar baaaaaaa?" HAAAAAAAA

[EleriDragonfly]

I'm going to be seeing him live in Manchester on the 15th :D Can't wait.

[shanibananirox]

he watches the inbetweeners!!!!! who else does???

[rorkimaru]

@shanibananirox everyone

[shanibananirox]

@rorkimaru really? i dont know anyone else who does!

[rorkimaru]

@shanibananirox Seriously? Are you American maybe? I'm Irish and everyone I've talked to about it watched it but Ireland is really close to England so that could explain it

[shanibananirox]

@rorkimaru nope, aussie all the way!

[rorkimaru]

@shanibananirox Australia is an awesome country! I hope to spend some time there at some point!

Prob won't talk to you again so have and awesome life being awesome!!

[shanibananirox]

@rorkimaru you should! it is pretty awesome :D:D although irelands better. well it probably is anyway, i havent been there yet, but im going to!

[strawberrymiss818]

i feel connected to russell now: i love the inbetweeners and the compare the meerkat ad :)

[gerardwhytelads]

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN HE WENT TO THE FUCKING ZOO?

[Pur3reanimation]

this has dislikes am i high dislikes for russell howard ..... wtf

[samandyjohn]

All hail sheikh Osama Bin Laden, the lion of Jihad

[MrHEC381991]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, RUSSELL.

NOT FUNNY!

You stupid bumbling, childish asshole idiot!

The only GAG this guy should be selling are the ones at the sex shop.

[ariba1888]

very unfunny

[Mallice88]

LOL. and ive got some beads MEEEH - lofl joker.

[empoliem7]

press 4 and 6 for EPIC faces

[ImAnotherZang]

what the hell ...

[xbox360dude968]

press 3

[Redmist2000]

*quotes video in order to get loads of thumbs up and feel appreciated*

[colouredscriblesrule]

Oh, he's gorgeous :') December 13th, Cardiff. I'll be there.♥

[MizLuvOranges]

@colouredscriblesrule You lucky, lucky person... O_O I want to go tooo....

[dobkayaker]

@TenStoryLoveSong Normal human beings don't wish cancer on their fellow human beings, so don't go talking about what normal human beings do, you hypocritical fuck.

[TenStoryLoveSong]

I can't wait for Howard to get cancer. Get off our screens you useless, unfunny tit!

[MacHelL99]

@TenStoryLoveSong Wow pointless troll was pointless...

[Clydieooo]

@MacHelL99

I have a feeling that was actually sincere. Learn to spot a troll.

[MacHelL99]

@Clydieooo i have a feeling that i was being sarcastic learn to spot sarcasm

[Clydieooo]

@MacHelL99

I have a feeling that you're trying to bullshit your way out of being a dumbass. Learn to not be such a fucking dumbass.

[MacHelL99]

@Clydieooo Christ very trusting arent you wonder were thats got you in life

[Clydieooo]

@MacHelL99

Ahhaha you're an idiot. What was "trusting" about what I said? I didn't take your statement as truth, I went against it.

I did say "learn not to be such a fucking dubass", but seeing as that isn't working, maybe you should do yourself a favour and just say nothing at all :3

[MacHelL99]

@Clydieooo ok in a perivious comment i stressed the point of you not recognizing sarcasm and there you go again and btw why did you reply to me in th efirst place did you need human contact or something

[Clydieooo]

@MacHelL99

Ahhahaha if it was human contact I was after, I wouldn't have contacted a scouse.

[MacHelL99]

@Clydieooo wow was that meant to be offensive and a scouse the term is a scouser get you derogatory terms correct

[Clydieooo]

@MacHelL99

Ahhahaha jesus, I'll let you work out what was utterly stupid about your last comment. My work here is done.

[MacHelL99]

@Clydieooo nothing was utterly stupid its mere fact no-one from Liverpool or Merseyside fin the term scouser offensive and you saying it like its meant to be

[Pur3reanimation]

@Clydieooo you complete twat hating a man of such incredible passion and reach for the beyond with a hard but subtle humor ........ you should be ashamed

[Clydieooo]

@Pur3reanimation

Yes.

[Clydieooo]

Don't like him.

[TenStoryLoveSong]

@Clydieooo No normal human being does! Cretinous, albino fuck-wit!

[SpeciesXConfused]

This one time I was at the Holocaust momeorial building in Washington D.C and girl told me a joke like yesterday about a penis shapped tomb that said Erected on it and then there was the word erected somewhere in the museum I can't remember where exactly and the girl pointed it out and I just laughed....I felt horrible because it was dead quiet in there

[kitaarmes]

keep pressing 4 it sounds like russell is saying shit.... :P

[00Manga0Lover00]

i made a russle rap by pressing 4, 5 and 6 over and over in random orders, its sooo fun

[luvlybubbly53]

haha press 4 and 6 over again :D

[charmingbuddie]

@7CellarDoors your input was completely unnecessary

[Shereeeeeeeeeeeee]

sounded a bit like stewie at 0:42 haha

[xXBloodIsBeautifulXx]

it appears that people have disliked russell howard. they must've clicked the wrong button accidentally.

[1HitGG]

'because your penis is linked to world misery is it?'

[7CellarDoors]

The Inbetweeners.... Yeah, not watching TV, without a doubt, DEFINITELY makes me better than you.

[benzipz]

MEEHHHH

[HimeofManga]

DINGLEDODIES

[deaconredwhiteandblu]

Missing the inbetweeners and the meerkat is a very good thing

[JasonRadley]

@SuperCatherineD It was a CRITICAL COMMENT. It'smy view that many of today's so-called comedians, what they have in comic writing smarts, they lack in performing talent (think David Baddiel or Paul Merton). In music, singer-songwriters are distinctly a minority - the divide between writing, production and singing talents is the norm. And the same goes with acting... I must say that if YT's comments are the only things that annoy you, then you must have a carefree life.

[JasonRadley]

@SuperCatherineD I'm giving something which is called an OPINION. But wise up. Why go to a comment, read it, and then take the time out to say how bad it is.

[JasonRadley]

If this barely amusing stuff was in a lad's mag I wouldn't mind, but stand-up material?

[roxybabii95]

thubs up if you always look at the top comments of the video while your waiting for it to load and they always have huge spoilers, it's like "yea i know there's gonna be spoilers but i can't help looking at them...."

[DeanMalenko]

@roxybabii95 I don't have to wait for it to load but I still look at them while in the first few seconds :D

[roxybabii95]

@DeanMalenko awh lucky, the broadband in ireland is shitty :/

[TyrellCurry]

I'm getting tired of comments with the quotes of the video, we just heard it, why wear it out?

[ShaunaOSullivan]

He sounds and looks like maxxie out of skins :)

[Squeredead]

Too late!

Urmurum

[MrTimm77]

unfunny

[LiquoriceandSpice]

"Why did you do that?!"

"GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT."

"*gasp* I SAID NO SUCH THING!"

[Sniperkid10]

@LiquoriceandSpice fuck off, i hate people like you!

[LiquoriceandSpice]

@Sniperkid10 That's good to hear. kthxbai.

[Cbig79]

Awful. And he gets paid 4 this? Thats the joke!

[Amanda0Green0Matthew]

@Cbig79 u suck

[TheScourgeoftheCrows]

@Cbig79 Lets see you try then -.-

[TheScourgeoftheCrows]

@Cbig79 Lets see you try then -.-

[georgpink]

Travie McCoy i wanna be a billion air so frinking bad bye all the thing i never had

i have a tv but your not wird if you dont

[kophamel]

@georgpink

Are you Sane?

[georgpink]

Travie McCoy i wanna be a billion air so frinking bad bye all the thing i never had

[jeessiccaax]

What sort of creepy weirdo doesn't own a TV..

[LookAtMeImATarget]

Fave quote: "Shouldn't be laughing; Too late, haHA!"

[LookAtMeImATarget]

Fave quote

[XDjjangEXD]

these idiots: i don't own a tv...that doesn't make you better than me it's just makes you a weirdo xD

LMAO

[LoxiTheFox]

We never found out what he saw at the Zoo XD

[JonnyJonesLFC]

@LoxiTheFox you do on the DVD

[LoxiTheFox]

@JonnyJonesLFC Yeah, I know. I have the DVD :P

[linkinparky1]

@LoxiTheFox an australian yold him that a man got in to the lion cage and tryed to read them the bible, they killed, him, its a long book, implying that they killed because he read the bible

[artk1ng]

@LoxiTheFox he has difficulty staying on topic

[MissLozza92]

Going seeing him on friday and i CANNOT WAIT! 

[jeessiccaax]

@MissLozza92 I'm so Jealous.. Well Enjoy anyway. :)

[MissLozza92]

@jeessiccaax Thanks :)

[thecandy0079]

"They wear flip-flops even though its raining uhhh deal with it" Hahahah dat man is a legend  :)))

[OmgItsShazza]

'you not having a tv doesnt make you better than me.. it just makes you a weirdo..' LOOOL. gotta love this guy :D

[perfectlyjust]

Highly screwable.

[SoapMactavish10]

i watch evry singl episode on bbc iplayer

[sophieandtaylor]

I might be getting the tickets for his show in march but i dont know if i would be aloud to get in cuz im only 10

[JakenJragin]

@sophieandtaylor You're 10? Mate you are his target audience (i'm not but still love the bloke)

[kazzypepper]

& I've got some beads meeeehh! <3

[Irodio]

Got tickets to see him live next year in Sheffield for christmas :D i'm so glad.

[stewartythejag]

@Irodio i got tickets aswell, although im seein him in scotland, well excited

[JimbobRoxsUrSoxsOff]

inbetweeners and compare the meerkat! ♥

[PorcelainJapan]

we never found out what happened at the zoo...

[mortylad]

@PorcelainJapan yer the ausi guy ......... now say thank you

[PorcelainJapan]

@mortylad what the hell?

[NinjaStarfish94]

...Cos ur penis is linked to world misery is it?!?

[StigsIrishNiece]

"And I've got some beads! Meeehh."

[jakepercy14]

Yeeeeeeaah.. who the fuck misses the Inbetweeners Gooosh !!

[TomTheH]

13 people's cocks are linked to world misery.

[stupidintellect90]

I have that problem too...it really does seperate you from the people who are blessed with being able to keep a straight face.

[angus1878]

gozzy unfunny twat !

[edhehe]

still waiting for this guy to be funny!

[HappyThoughtsToU]

@edhehe How can you not find this funny? Either you have NO sense of humour or your just not smart enough to understand...

[edhehe]

@HappyThoughtsToU

wow! this from a person who likes glee

[HappyThoughtsToU]

@edhehe Yeah I do like Glee,I enjoy it. But what has that got to do with anything? I'm 16 and like both and find Russell Howard very funny. Now may I ask ,do you understand his jokes? Because that might be the problem ><

[edhehe]

@HappyThoughtsToU

your 16 that says a lot about you and your taste . and to answer to your question yes but I just don’t find them that funny... surely a 16 year old can understand that?

[sophieandtaylor]

@HappyThoughtsTo Im 10 and i under stand his jokes can i ask you something Am i supode to understand them or am i too yound cuz i think he is funny

[HappyThoughtsToU]

@sophieandtaylor hmm... well when I was 10 I wouldn't of understood anything he said. LOL But he is really funny so I suspect your sense of humour is really mature? I don't know what too say, all I know is these jokes are simple and sharp.. there not over complexed or anything...

[sophieandtaylor]

@HappyThoughtsToU Thank you 

[MusicFreak978]

you know girls, with all the trouble in the universe, i'm not sure i can bring a child into this world...

downie voice: ohh reaaally!

cos your penis is linked to world misery is it?!

lmao i havent laughed so hard in my life! XDD

[MusicFreak978]

russell howard your well fit! kinda retarded comedie but its so fucking funny i cant stop laughing. i love yaaa! <3

[daveevans1000]

About as funny as a burning orphanage.  He plays to a younger audience, so he might as well milk it while it lasts.

[chloe21091]

at the end of the video, i was thinking he still hasnt finished what he was talking about when he said "i had a lovely one at the zoo recently in sydney where it was great and uh...."

[Eirinn967]

I'm going to see him in February I can't wait

[PropertyOfYourMother]

He sounded like Neil from the Young Ones :)

[001Stacey]

hes sooo FIT <3 XD

fkn love him to bits XxxxxxX

<3 hes sooo funny :D

[TheLunaFace]

he's sooo f*in funny i love how he starts one story and always half way through starts another one, he's just so naturaly funny lol

[sheepshagginbastard]

is there anyone that hates this guy as much as i do? 30 quid to laugh twice...bollocks

[MusicFreak978]

@sheepshagginbastard STOP WATCHING HIS VIDEOS THEN DICKHEAD. IT AINT ROCKET SCIENCE.

[sheepshagginbastard]

@MusicFreak978 CAPS ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!

[MusicFreak978]

@sheepshagginbastard i could say the same for you. :)

[sheepshagginbastard]

@MusicFreak978 i was taking the piss...

[DirEnGay]

Saw a young child bang his head on a street sign pretty badly and I was laughing for a good five minutes. His mum had a face like a slapped arse when she noticed I was the only one who found it amusing.

[Kerriangel]

@DirEnGay i was sitting in the car with my mum and this wee kid around six or seven kept walking into a stop sign for about five minutes and nobody was stopping him and iw as in fits and my mum kept rolling her eyes until she seem him and she started laughing.

[SuperMilo15]

ive got some beads meahhh! haha ive got this dvd it s hilarious

[squishy3000]

"I SAID NO SUCH THING!" XD

[RusselHowardCentral]

And ive got some beads meeeh lol

[Henriesz]

He watches the INBETWEENERSS!! .. i LOVE HIMM!!! <33

[19841111S]

Fantastic... a real comic genius.

"I dohn't ohwn a TeehVeeh"... well, that doesn't make you better than me, it just makes you a weirdo!"... brilliant.

[bloodzap]

@19841111S lol why did you spell it TeehVeeh?

[19841111S]

@bloodzap lolz, because that's pretty much how he pronounced it.

[LashleyLove4ever]

lol, I agree. EVERYONE needs to see the Compare the meerkat advert :P

[playboii3]

hahahaa, & i'v got some beads! meeerrrh!

you gotta love russel howard,

absolute legend. :)

[xMJ187x]

Love Russell Howard he is the best! I went to the same school as him haha x

[youchicker]

@xMJ187x omg thats unfair

[OversizedHairband]

@xMJ187x :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This means you have the ~MAGIC TOUCH~

[StephyNell]

What a babe! x

[kizzization]

god this guy cracks me up...hes adorable :P xxx

[LashleyLove4ever]

So funny! Russell Howard is my favourite comedian, he's just brilliant!

[hhammersmith11]

No chance of laughing even when you should be when this unfunny bufoon is on the stage.

[hhammersmith11]

Absolutely no chance of laughing accidently at any point during any moment that this cunt is on stage.

[Ragnarok494]

the whole "too much misery in this world" has been done before. by billy connolly

[Jessmo198]

Dammit, Russell Howard is so amazing!! And cute too...and he is really nice :D xx

[queenstuur]

lol.

"Why did you do that?"

"God don't told me to do it."

"I did no such thing."

Dude, I love him. :) <3

[Risquee101]

My favourite part!

[queenstuur]

Hell Yes!. :D

You seen the bit with Didcot Ladygrove? (:

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Risquee101]

Yes! The man is a genius :)

And shoving marbles up his brothers arse will turn him into a wizard, makes me laugh so much!

x

[queenstuur]

Lol. The bit with the plastic bags. :)

"Piece of shit. What can you do?"

"I can suffocate a child." :D

x

[naughtyboymessiah]

plus he's a really nice person, and everybody likes a kind, loyal boy next door with a great sense of humour.

[naughtyboymessiah]

i'm a  guy, and i gotta small crush on him.... somthing about him is attractive. i think it's the blond hair.

[Jessmo198]

That's slightly worrying...

[naughtyboymessiah]

@ jessmo that's a remark i'm accustomed to hearing! lol

[Jessmo198]

@naughtyboymessiah I can understand why people would be worried! I have a crush on him too, but I am a girl...so yeah...

[Tazmina1707]

Well fit xx

[animeartist5678]

@Tazmina1707 totally agree xx

[zugger900]

Ive Got this on DVD :D

[SarahJones3105]

I got it for £7 at tesco's :)

[catintude6]

ROFL! Too funny... he is awesome! xD

[bethanydotcom]

omfg! AMAZING! "i said NO SUCH THING" rofl !! i actually banged my head on the wall when i watched this for the first time :L <3 russell

[731stoneroses]

hes so cute and funny! bonus x

[RjwBrandNew]

sorry stonefaced.

[Smeagul555]

I SED NO SUCH THING lol gotta love it