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  • Minority conservatives always have to go through a lot of shit.

  • He's saying he has to go through racially humiliating things in order to stay high up in the Republican party...

  • Holder...... yeah, waiting for that video.....

    Oh wait, it's called "intellectually devoid and bankrupt"

  • Gonna get me some funnyuns to eat while I'm on Career Builder.

  • Oh no it says Dislaimer lol

  • "Quagmire is an interesting word . . . " HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! You tell it like as it bro.

  • HAAA!!! Yeah he was born in the U.S, but you cant take the mexican out of the mexican!

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  • Hey, he took your advice! A bit late, but better late than never, eh?

  • wow....thats a wierd rash...

  • you get more constructive as you go on

  • I support the firing of any Bush related individuals!

  • honestly i don't know why i am wasting my time watching this stupid video. hey why don't you go to abc and launch your own program, yeah you've got the talent 'sike'

  • YAY! That guy's so disgusting. He's trying to cut off trade to my homeland because they won't break laws.

  • rofl!!!! internet porn

  • Check out my channel T3h C4r4v4n if you want entertainment and if you want to literally rofpyplyfao its kickass

  • Admittedly "paralyzed" and "distraught" from the burgeoning scandal, Goodling went to Gonzales late one Thursday or Friday evening in mid-March to at first ask for a transfer from his office, prompting what Goodling considered a potentially inappropriate conversation. Gonzales brought up the process leading up to the mass firings last year of U.S. attorneys.

  • some people on youtube are just jealous that they can never be as funny as you. keep on being funny and telling it like it really is.

  • ya the way it really is in ur dreams-being jealous of him is about as probable as fish riding bicycles-dude this guy loves the way he's talking now, but won't like it when Islamic terrorists bomb his liberal European ass-don't hate, appreciate America!

  • The connection between the incompetence of the Attorney general and him getting his "liberal European ass" bombed is tenuous at best. In fact, by mismanaging the administration of the US justice system and further diminishing it in the eyes of Americans and the world, Gonzalez may have actually put us more in danger. Certainly, Iraq hasn't made us safer either. I do appreciate America,but you aren't a real friend if you don't have the guts to tell them you think they are doing the wrong thing.

  • Oh wow, that makes so much sense. Particularly since muslimfundamentalists just love watching Mark Day's comedy blogs during their spare time - when they're not off bombing our liberal European asses. I'll be sure to post a video response when I see one coming. And yes, I appreciate America, for inspiring a lot of Mark Day's videos. Loved the one about Dick Cheney's gammy leg, by the way!

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  • @kirbiak90ZX

    He is jealous of him and resentful because a lot of Europeans, including him, hate America and those who protect it.

  • Just go: AG Gonzales too discredited to continue

    Tribune Editorial

    Article Last Updated: 05/21/2007 09:41:55 AM MDT

    Nothing would become the legacy of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales more than his departure. For that is all that is left for the disgraced former White House counsel, who never really set aside that legal/political role after President Bush named Gonzales to head the Justice Department.

  • As one might expect, Eliot Spitzer, the former New York attorney general turned governor, has some opinions about Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. As one might expect, they are not kind.

    "I think it is a blight upon the Department of Justice that Alberto Gonzales is still the attorney general," Mr. Spitzer said in an interview last week.

  • This guy isn't interested in informing youtube users of important values, he's in it for quick cash through his smiley mug! He's a sick bastard! Don't buy his commercialism of Scottish evil!

  • Umm he's actually ratherinformativeo majoe political issues. In this day and age we eed people like him because the masses are desensitized by politics. They just dn't are eniuht to find out the facts. Mark prvides them in an entertaiing manor too.

  • Wolfowitz <- you've just been fired for ethics violations.

    Gonzales <- you're next, you crooked little turd.

  • This is art.

  • Apparently that was annoying. Liberals have defined the meaning of the "tail wagging the dog".

  • And republicans have deifined the meaning of "idiocy".

  • So now a liberal has reduced theirself to name calling....Great job! I thougtht you cared about "feelings" and "thoughts" of our fellow man. Ironic, don't you think?

  • How do you annoy a liberal?

    Work hard and be happy!

  • How do you REALLY annoy a liberal?

    Work hard and be happy and then try to legislate that your happiness is the only one that is sanctioned by a divine power and if anyone else has another kind of happiness then DARN IT, you're gonna try to change the law because GOSH DARN IT you obviously know better.

  • What the hell are you ranting about?

  • That would be appraiser25's comment. :P

  • Er, that I'm ranting about, that is. XD

  • Ahh! a master of stating of obvious. Let us know when you have an original thought.

  • i think he picked funions because theyre yellow

  • funny shit, as always.

  • Hahahaha!!! Preach it, Mark! :D

  • Bill Maher needs to bring you on his show. By the way, did Frito Lay pay you for the product placement? And, what are you doing this weekend? Wanna have coffee?

  • I thought sunday was the first of april... oh well

    another great one, keep it up!

  • I've noticed we've become much more interested in video responses these days. And once again, a funny video Mark XD

  • much grass,senor mark, too funny

  • Hillary gets $8 Million for her memoir and Bill gets about $12 Million. This from two people who have spent years being unable to recall anything about past events while under oath! HHHHMMMM!!!!

  • hahahhahaha thank you I love this.

  • DANGEROUSLY cheesy (not talking about your video). What happens if you switch to Flaming Hot Cheetos? Uh Oh. Hahaha, you always make me laugh. i'll love you forever.

  • hmm good idea, thanks.

  • If you want World PEACE, then Read and Recommend "THE ART OF PEACE" by Morehei Ueshiba, (founder of Aikido), to Everyone you Know and Love. (So Be It.)

  • You're noticeably happier looking in your recent videos... :) Yay!

  • Mark: u r teh holehness!

  • And um, WHY would he resign?? Clearly you have no idea about US law, Bush could have fired every single US attorney and still have been within the law.

  • He would resign for violations of the constitution while ignoring recomendations of subordinates who were fired for suggesting the constitution might be violated

  • You cracked me up with the funion bit...I don't think I could ever look at those things the same again! lol I'll stick to tortilla chips/Doritos. :P

  • Good vid.

  • your jokes smell like peepee

  • You rock Mark =) Just watching all of your videos, and to tell the truth, i jus can't stop laughing!

  • Sucked redoing other old jokes...pretty sad. ..moron.

  • lol monday is the first of april? check again

  • Mark Day, you are just sooooo cool.

  • Great video as usual.

    TFPosting.

    ~Paul&Storm

  • If I get to come back in the next life with a quick wit and a smooth manner, I want to be Mark Day!

  • Haha, awsome as usual

  • Great stuff!

  • I bet you feel awesome for the first 48 hours too.

    Ahhhh... I keep saying these things I mean to keep to myself.

    It's your fault for constantly pandering to oral fixationists. Putting things in your mouth all the time. Nattering about nipples. And pudding. Such things.

  • 5 Stars! Great dialogue, perfect delivery, and I even learned myself a new word: quagmire. Maybe that's why my boyfriend doesn't like Cheetos ... ?

  • I tried switching to funyuns, but they weren't covered on my prescription plan.

  • @Mark Day:

    Are you making a transition from cheesy bread to funions?

  • Mark, I think you're very funny but I have two things to say:

    First of all, when you're funniest when you're not talking politics.

    Alsothe whole "post a response about something that happenned to you while eating cheetoes and watching porn" or whatever you talk about is a little annoying and it sounds like you want your videos to be more noticed.

  • i...want...funyuns...much...

  • If ignorance is bliss then you must be ecstatic.

  • PLease where a bag over your ugly mug

    hide your face markday

  • hahaha thats a quagmire.

  • Fucking faggot.

  • Sounds like YOU need to get a job. Maybe as a bartender or are you one already?!

  • For the rest of us,a can of "Spotted Dick" works even better

  • you rock.

  • Ah Mark! Sunday is the first of April this year, so if you want to play any April fools jokes then it'll have to be on your family! Damn, who put that thumb tack in my comfy slipper?

  • I quit my job. But then they offored 20% raize. so i didn't. I a pussie like a fox.

  • Sorry.... it wasn't directed at the viewers...

  • nicely done Grommit!

  • I do it for the cheese...

  • I'd like to see a reality show of Office Space.

  • I think it's called The Office,,,

  • you rock brother! awesome rant.

  • hmmm...funyuns? Couldn't they potentially be as dangerous as the cheetos?

    Loved that "Republican Power nipple" line. Gah! what a visual!..(why does grandma Bush pop into my head?!?)

  • It's a different coloured rash with the Funions...

  • Awesome!!!!

  • Very good. Keep em commin Dave

  • I thought his name was Mark?

  • MMMM funyons.

  • You should quit your life.

  • switch over to funyuns

  • Alberto Gonzolas is a mother-fucker.

  • a new meaning of pudding....lol

  • Wasn't this posted already?

  • The wall looks particulary nice in this one. The lighting is spot on.

    Oh nice comedy by the way.

  • LOVE IT! when you eat the funyon. priceless look on your face

  • do hot cheetos count? cause if they do.. I'm doomed -.-

    Not that I watch porn or anything like it buy tv get pretty adictive... Wait, I dont have a penis so I guess I'm safe :)

  • Hot cheetos is, if anyting, worse, i'm sure...

  • Did you say "Republican power nipple?"

  • I did indeed.

  • I quit a job I'd been at for 7 years. I liked it. I liked the people I worked with. I liked my clients. But the higher-ups hired a new director. A guy from Texas. What IS it with guys from Texas? Anyway, this one was a wheeling, dealing cowboy too. I put up with the lying BS for 18 months, then walked out. Never looked back.

  • Hey Mark, just tunning in to see if you took care of that annoying spot on the wall. EXCELLENT JOB! See, it's all aboot QUALITY!

  • I removed the screw but i havent filled in the hole yet...

  • the power nipple... LOL

  • Ok, just had to mention that April 1st is Sunday not Monday... LOL

  • My bad, as it turns out...

  • You're a god among men, Mark. I'm sure I've said it before. The majority of other comedians here just can't seem to pull it off in the same way you do. Must be that potent scottish blood...

  • MARKDAY OWNS/ haha funyons

  • ok, as long as they aren't flaming hot cheetos, its a treatable illness.

  • I forgot about the hot ones.... i'm more a funions man myself...

  • video blog week starting april 1st? Sounds like a cruel practical joke (on the world)

  • onion breathe

  • Product placement Mark? Ha, just kidding, great vid, as always.

  • Sadly, i had to buy them myself, and remember not to eat them all before the end of filming...

  • this is orig. please , don't stop this story.

    got directions from a bulletin i saw on "ofdoomproductions".

    sincee: celebb2,elvis, bennie,

  • I take it you are not a republican. (?)

  • Good stuff, as always, MarkDay :)

  • Funions huh...

  • Thanks to this video I am now craving wasabi funyuns.

  • I wonder what type of porn Alberto will be watching,as soon as he loses his job.Hopefully some type where he could be arrested and prosecuted.

    Oh,the irony.(Or is that a rash caused by poptarts and porn?)

  • good clean advice!

  • 100th person to rate this vid ^.^

    haha and i know the feeling of quitting your job, except for i got fired. (some supermarket job, got a new boss, and he fired pretty much everyone, ended up firing too many people :p)

  • Not really one of your best, Mark. The Funions/Cheetos bit like the Speedy Gonazalez shot were amusing on their own, but they probably could have worked better incorporated into another monologue.

  • NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!

  • I don't have a job to quit. Another great video mark, and huzzah for the jump cut ^^

  • Best video yet.

  • I quit my job, but I actually liked it there (had to go to college in a diff city) =/

  • Always enjoy your videos! But that mysterious orange rash? LOL Susan

  • Now I am craving Cheetos!

  • And not porn?

  • your right!

  • ROFL lmgdmfao

  • 'funyuns clears it right up.' - LOL

  • Try it and see for yourself...

  • i think ive quit every job ive ever had!

  • Tells alot about you, Maybe your a slacker :p

  • pretty much.

  • Your timing couldn't have been better! I quit my job TODAY and came home and this video was posted. LOL. Perfect timing!

  • So make a video!

  • boring

  • lol nicely done as always

  • I'm off to tell my husband what that mysterious orange rash is called and how to fix it.

  • Just check his internet browser history and his snacking habits... or not - give the man some privacy!

  • Hey, if he comes to me crying over an orange rash, he's got no privacy. :P

  • lmao

  • You know, lol almost anything you say is hillarious.

  • "You're fired!"

    How'd that work...

  • lol it filled me with Guttedness lol. Which then turned into laughter :)

  • That'll teach me to check MyS first...there was something new HERE!

    What do I have to do to get you to do it more than once a week, Mr Day... Don't make me send in the CATS.

    Licks, J.

    (who needs a job so I can quit it with flair)

  • I'm trying to exercise some quality control, and one a week seems to be about right. The last one was a little lightweight, but this one turned out fine...

  • the yellow background is getting really old. I cant take it anymore...(unsub)

  • sunday is april fools day not monday, I'd post a video responce, but I don't have a mac...

    keep on keeping on

  • Gah, you're right!

  • Now I have to flatboat across the swamp in the dead of the night to get some Funyuns. I shouldn't watch your videos late at night.

  • The munchies can be hard that way... but at least the rash will clear up...

  • Mark: I would love to see you on SNL doing a VLOG as a commentary... too bad I have no say in the matter whatsoever, and no connections at all. Well, it's the thought that counts, right? Really, nice job, on all levels. David (mojo4mojo)

  • Cheers yourself, old chap...

  • that's more than I wanted to know about cheetos and just the idea of Roberto quiting and grabbing a bag... makes me hope he keeps his job ;)

  • Men and their cheetos is a dangerous combination...

  • I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!! :)

  • Hmm, so that's what a quagmire is.

  • That's EXACTLY what it is... as if you didnt already know...

  • nice

  • Man, I gotta' switch to Funyuns!

  • They have tem in Wasabi flavour too now. Plus i got to eat a whole bag while making the video...

  • I love funyuns ^^

  • Me too although not as much as maui onion flavour chips...

  • lol you just keep getting my spirit up =)) i hope there is no limit to either of those =))

    keep up the great work =))

  • YAYZ! first possibly??

  • Well, possibly.... you crazy kids and your firsts...

  • Rather than quit I usually make them pay me to do nothing for a few months. Then when they get tired of my shit I get to go on EI. Aaaaaah payed vacation.

  • Nice work if you can get it

  • this isnt a video responce but i quit my job last week because my boss was a jackass and your right for the first 36-48 hours its like hevan then you start coming down and the orange rash apears but i was busy looking up cuss words in the dictionary not quagmire and watching cspan (im not sure why

  • See? it's funny because it's true...

  • You didn't quit your job, did you Mark?

  • About six months ago. I freelance now...

  • Wow. What job did you do?