Airport Security (Stand Up)

[milten09]

is what u get for reading the comments before watching the vid rofl

[MrPenLab]

clever lol!

[addacwah]

Htis

[ModernCinemaOfficial]

haha its kumar

[yyhlover]

Has anybody tried this?

[MrMysteryMusic]

@yyhlover You go right ahead. Come back and tell us how funny they thought it was.

[toonyloons2006]

turned on my pc at midnight to find more of this guy, was watching comedy time show on my new app, no 1 made me laugh till i heard this guy lol, hope he gets big

[zazoohaha]

Watermelons taste different during different times of the year

[purplelover813]

@zazoohaha Cool story bro

[Be1smaht]

He's good really interesting style

[cheesydarkside]

i like his delivery

[KevinWeiTV]

OMG you HAVE TO WATCH THIS! Asian Dude Angry at Airport Security/TSA

youtube.com/watch?v=MP5suOsLxJ­A

Thumbs up if u liked it to let others enjoy it too! :)

[plastefuchs666]

Spoiler:

9 in 10 times you try to break a bottle like that, you are going to cut your own hand

[Mrparrot73]

@plastefuchs666 But a committed terrorist can easily train for it....

[plastefuchs666]

@Mrparrot73 A committed terrorist simply brings a well hidden knife, bomb or gun on the plane.

[Charolotte7]

for everyone so insecure to insult this guy's crappy jokes and say that they suck dick, let's see you do better! i'm not a comic, i admit it. but this guy's jokes weren't the best but they sure as fuck weren't the worst! so get down off your high horse and face reality you shut ins!

[et720]

Wow the Mexican guy from Jimmy Kimmel is sooooooo not funny on the ads

[Howedownit]

@et720 kinda of random but true!hes jokes sucks dick

[TrueRedd07]

im really good friends with pardis' younger brother saba ! and this is really funny !!

[imak1992]

hhhhhhhhhhh

really cute ,

and super funny

hhh also so true , dont they even think lol

ive never thought about it

[HellenicWarrior10]

yes!!!

[crism90]

Hahaha i loved it.

[houstondodgeball]

I feel safer when TSA strokes me gently down there and takes me from behind to ensure that nothing on me or in me could hurt me or others.

[kimimaro9876]

hes fucking good:]

[byebyebrain138]

watched a few comedy time videos so far this guy is the funniest. i laughed my ass off at the beginning.

[mkirby123]

hilarious

[JapRoc14]

He just killed me, that was too funny! lmao. Great ending punchline. I love how the joke tied together like that. Hilarious!

[Coonstev]

The idea that airport screening doesn't do enough plays right into the master's hand. TSA/airport screening is merely security theatre, period. It's designed to condition the US populace into accepting greater amounts of .gov control over their lives.

[DJRAMZY87]

this guy is fucking hillarious

[durgledoggy]

His eyes! His eyes!

[adewshbag]

Hey jerk offs, thanks for upvoting the fucking punchline comments to the top.

[EliteHunting]

@adewshbag Here's an upboat for you my good friend.

[votumseparatum1]

@adewshbag Stop reading the comments first, you idiot. It's not complicated. Watch video, ignore comments, finish video THEN read comments.

[leenonme23]

@adewshbag well dont fucking look at the comments

[hedonistic2008]

Lol!! Hilarious!

[trevorbjorklund]

this guy is hilarious MOAR!!!!!!!

[xxliddlevickiexx]

<3 LMFAO i just posted this to my fb! XD "because noone would have tweezers..." i lveo it!!!!!!! <3333333333333 AHAHAHAHAHA

[cooterbrown000]

@dadadmm thanks for ruining the punchline

[moonbeam1399]

haha, I had to watch him again!!! soo funny!

[CrynOut]

He's cute!

[radioactiveroach]

This guy is very funny

[mastigoz]

it was funny, thx

[walkwalkslow]

meh. nail clipper observation jokes are so 2004.

[timmerDanmark]

" i can´t do that joke"

but he did...arhahaha soo funny!

[jayleeds2006]

Sharp guy, very funny!

[votumseparatum1]

Lol. 4/5 - His timing is noticeably impeccable. He's right about security. It's all a front for conditioning. Ever think about the fact that you can put a bomb in the cargo area? Or that airport workers, the ground workers can do something or simply a suicide bomber can go into the airport and crowd some people and BOOM! Not to mention, Europe and Canada said they will NOT follow suit with TSA new security measures. People behind this? Chertoff, Soros.

Solution: bomb sniffing dog.

[latourettebb]

wow,this was FUNNY~

[deathrebel93]

i like it!

[anavoJP]

now HE is funny!

[greghall78]

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