Messi v Heskey: who's the best?

[MultiLililililili]

heskey would probs just rape messi if he saw him any way

[baslespats]

Messi is good, but Heskey is Heskey.

[iamshalomguy]

Could you imagine hesky up forward with messi behind him on the same team man everyone would be fucked

[sc077tube]

1:21 GET YA TITS OUT!

[cjrm1videos]

was this a joke 

[FaTeClan101]

heskey = Chuck Norris

[Allclarky]

Messi's obviously seen heskey play!

[robbie5999]

All his goals are so gippo! Love Heskey

[sewer56lol]

Heskey pulls it over the bar

[TheMaskedPheasant]

Heskey vs. Messi? It'll be the Falklands war all over again.

[musicforthewin2]

heskey is so cool. He even has his own style of glove-wearing. 1:19

[GoonerforlifeAFC1988]

Alan Green from 606 is going deaf

#football

/watch?v=MX3Fis6NPY

[HARVEYPLEW]

IM GONNA NEED MORE CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE

[ekofreshghettochef]

I hope it was a joke!

Heskey? WHO ist heskey hahahahahahahaha

[MrManofpower]

Skill...touch...grace. Heskey has it all tbh

[KennethChandraTV]

heskey no doubt

[indstructable10]

i am a messi fan but i admit that heskey is better.

[3mundi]

Heskey is one of the most exciting players I have ever had the privilege to watch. There won't be another one like him for many years to come

[vickutd92]

This is like comparing f1 to nascar....one is pure brilliance...

and the other is nascar...

[streetgr1me]

HOW DID YOU GET FOOTAGE OF HESKEY SCORING!?

[MahdoNation]

HESKEY WON ..

[MrLUCKYLENNY]

Watch for part two of the question who has the bigger dick??

[zece1G]

Ballon d'Or is given to the best player on Earth. Heskey is from another planet.

[Andrewparr14]

beast

[danieltorres10]

heskey is a shit!

[BringMeUrAss]

@danieltorres10 dont be racist!!

[Whodyanikabollockov]

@lucasino10 the falklands do not belong to you

[robandjacwest]

Heskey is much better than Messi, if you don't think that, he'll come for you...

[mrdainos321]

Heskey, without a doubt

[cckmnstr777]

As good as Heskey may seem, Messi has more talent. Easy. He's only 24 and has made over 200 goals.

[jordanwski]

@cckmnstr777 you don't say ?

[metalflames4]

@cckmnstr777 lol the comments with heskey is better than messi is a joke. heskey sucks. there only being sarcastic.

[Zegooo4]

HESKY IS BEAST!

[gingerninja43]

Heskey has never won the Ballon D'or. Proof that FIFA is corrupt!!!

[sc077tube]

Messi and Heskey up front might just be the greatest striking duo ever fielded. 1 goal from 112 shots. That's real quality.

[SR4m94]

Heskey raises the bar

[xGloomzHD]

dunno who that messi is but that other person seems top notch ;)

[TheCatpwnzor]

who is this messi guy? he seems to be pretty good!

[scooterstreettricks]

DEFFO HESKEY

[fg00000000]

that is a blashphemous question

[FearRawz]

Heskey is a legend! why even ask this...

[J0rd12]

Messi is better, why even ask this...

[dasspapper13]

Heskey got the skills to pay the bills! Ksi is beaaaaast!!

[mekingdum]

Heskey

Obviously

[xLikeAGhostx]

song?

[Killcams4u2]

Haha some people are actually taking the comments seriously its a joke. But heskey did used to be a good player though for liverpool

[leon95253]

all who sayin hesky need some kinda fuckin high technology brain surgery to wake dem up in d real world no one an nobody talks or mentions hesky a he not worthy of messi woooooooooo messi is d best! its a fact

[avramkeeper]

Not sure if you realize this, but 'the' has a t, an h, and an e in it, and in fact does not containe a d.

[wilson0213]

@leon95253 your a fucking idiot lol, dont you realise this video is a joke? lmfao..

[GodsetDrammen]

Who is Messi?

[Time4Golazo]

Heskey!!

[NickAndrewsJamacian]

HESKEY IS A GOD I PRAY TO HIM AT NIGHT AND I PERPOSELY SHOT SUAREZ FOR HIM

[ObeyDalton16]

Messi is on another level than Heskey

[dumbasskiids]

@ObeyDalton16 yea a lower one

[SuperEmree]

HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS­SKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY­YY

[Yulimaruli]

Heskey by far

[LPLongbottom123]

they hacked it heskey scored them all

[quickscopee12]

hesky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ultimatewwevids]

messi

[TheEPICxPLAYER]

Well every one knows its Hesky! Heskys a beast

[Redsox07rbeast]

i was 100% sure clicking on this vid it was a joke….. huh

[sayanara007]

hahahahahahhahah Hesky better than Messi hahahahahhahahahahahahha i literally rofled at this!! hahahahhahahahahah hahaha aha aha aha ah btw Who the fuck is Heskey again?!?

[larkiess]

@sayanara007

Heskey is the best player in the world... Who the hell is Messi again?

[sayanara007]

@larkiess oh is this some kind of a joke that everybody here saying heskey to be better than messi??! if so then ok?!?

[larkiess]

@sayanara007

The only joke here is even saying Messi is worth comparing to Heskey

[sayanara007]

@larkiess ok i get it!! its a joke! hahahah

[gamemaster899]

undoubtley messi!!!

[eftihis19]

can heskey dribble?can he score a goal like messi's against getafe???

[brunospnf]

Heskey of course

[Ikkauku206]

WHAT THE HELL?! Is this a legitimate question? You can't compare the best player of our generation with a joke of a player I have never even heard of before. Who is Messi???!!!!

[TheInfliction]

@Ikkauku206 That comment made me laugh so hard, i thought you were being serious and talking about messi at first xD

[IthyphallicDaryn]

@Ikkauku206 Probally the first comment I've ever thumbed up

[Ikkauku206]

@IthyphallicDaryn I feel honored :)

[TheEpicpebble]

@lucasino10 youre a fucking idiot!! R u some kind of special needs kid or something!

[Mrcoolguy96]

Name of song?

[gamerznohow2]

heskeys finishing is 1000x better

[eliasyoocoolman]

HESKEY

[mapexmason98]

HESKY

[barneywhitehall]

0.57, the only man who can lose their footing and still easily score. HESKEY

[allenmanunited]

Heskey wut a legend ...how are anybody ganna compare this man to that little shit messi !!!! Legend man legend ...heskey is every little boys idle ....simply the best

[sweatygoals4life]

heskey is better because he scores for his country and messi hardly scores for Argentina

[tommeeky]

Emile Heskey doesn't sleep... He waits.

[9Ryboy9]

LOL , Heskey is so shit :')

[BigBuddhaCheese1995]

Nothing to compare here, Heskey ain't good, he hasn't got that virtuosity great players have.

[PepeLui93]

Heskey doesn't scores not even to the rainbow

[manrubenlally]

you cant even compare the two, heskeys too good to be compared to anyone...... apart from chuck Norris obviously, heskey hit the net a bunch of times...... mainly in tennis but that still counts. Heskey is the best FACT.

[nonamenofame97]

imagine if those two would have a baby lol...lioemile meski.

[xCenterify]

The amount of sarcasm in the comments isn't that great :)

[lucasino10]

Are you fucking joking?! Of course Messi is better! Why are you saying heskey is better, what did Heskey did that Messi didnt? You cant compare! Looks like someone is jelous...

[OmsoiTekken]

@lucasino10 This is a joke you fucking idiot. You obviously don't get who the fuck Heskey is. XD

[lucasino10]

@OmsoiTekken Well yeah, I know. But the level of sarcasm comments in this video is too damn low xD

[wilson0213]

@lucasino10 Yeah, "jealous" of your grammar. This video is a joke, are you actually that stupid?

[lucasino10]

@wilson0213 Im aregentinian -__-

Lets see if you can talk MY language! And dont call me stupid, i didnt do anything bad to you.

[helloz44]

i think barca squad have hit the dislike bar

[realrealmf2]

@AJSpence123 its a joke right ??

[leon95253]

@AJSpence123 wtf dred all of u pussys blind messi is not even worth to be compared to hesky becuz he is lik a god infront of hesky comparing them= messi-god, hesky= only human!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[hamsta891]

Im not sure its a tough one, but imo messi has got a long way to go before he can reach the status of heskey.

[zombiekillerftw1]

wow theres no fucking comparing heskey invented football back in 1642 with a rock and tinderwood!

[ZSuperGamer]

HESKEY TIIME!

[MegaBadExample]

I'd have to say Heskey, as I don't want to be raped.

[slashvr08]

Youve got to be the dumbest cunt to comment with " messi is better "

[MrZerochow]

of coz Messi is better

[PeFoTisMenoSs]

RONALDO

[TheGamingRioters]

Are they saying Messi could even be as good as Heskey?

[thewillpower100]

the sheer cheek of the uploader to even suggest that messi is as talented as heskey...

[MrAyo4u]

This is fake Heskey scored

[Juuk10290]

think about it heskey has scored more important goals than messi

[SomeHappyPlayer]

EMILE Heskey

[FIFAflex1]

ronaldo

[Oo9ale7oO]

1:47 i came

[Antlion666]

Everyone can do skill when they really go for it.

Heskey does it accidentally on account of his sheer talent.

[jprudge1990]

What?!??!?! Who is this Messi they want to compare to Heskey?!

[kingcrazyman14]

IS THIS QUESTION A JOKE ????? OF COURSE MESSI

[salehs9711]

@kingcrazyman14 Are you fucking kidding mee?!?!?!

[stuey559]

@kingcrazyman14 The awkward moment when you dont get the irony of the joke...

[ceefoo2060]

Can Messi do this? 1:43

Score with his FACE!

....thought not.

[TheNovelty8theory]

Heskey has the biggest cock no doubt.

[uda123]

Do you really compare this man to messi?!

I hope that you cynical...

[XxSPRYTE22xX]

Messi Is The Best And That Nigger Cant Even Play Soccer, Messi Would Take Him Out Easy!

[Jonastein13]

@XxSPRYTE22xX what is this "soccer" u speak of u ignorant piece of shit!

[salehs9711]

@XxSPRYTE22xX The sense of humor is strong in this one..

[supahdupahguy81]

@XxSPRYTE22xX

Your comment is fascinating on many levels...

....On top of the fact that irony & sarcasm are concepts that you appear to not understand, your post also manages to contain both the words "nigger" & "soccer"...

I tentatively suggest that anyone who is waiting for a important contribution to the human race from you will likely end up quite dissappointed..

[OrsonMyles]

to be honest I think messi learnt a lot from watching heskey when he was younger...

[Kripe98drums]

Heskey, you are best!! Just look at 1:47.. could not have done it better...! :D<3

[Shiv92C]

yo talkSPORTmagazine its that i dont think that much of heskey because people make a really big deal about him but i dont really care about him but you gotta admit look at messi's skill so beast and look how rapid he is so soz for thinking messi is way better safe and i subscribed thanks mate for this vid

[rhorim]

@ONEILLSREDARMY oh dear god another brainless hooligan following the stream.

[CurryKegs]

Stupid question. Heskey

[NoelGranatico]

messi is still the best in the wolrd !

[MrBarderinho3000]

@NoelGranatico messi can't compare with such an amazing player like Emile Heskey. Messi looks like an amateur player compared to Emile "The Legend" Heskey.

[NoelGranatico]

@MrBarderinho3000 haha xD

[Speediseverything100]

Heskey is a joke

[meJonzon]

Messi

[djxeno0807]

Heskey would RAPE messi like a BEAST and smash him to the BACK of the FUCKING NETTTTTT AHHHHHHHHGH HESKEY TIIIIMMMEEEEE AHHHHH!!!!

[LYFE4SOCCER]

Song is from Pes 2012 just look up Pes 2012 soundtrack i think its called sub focus or rock it

[FrodoBuurrell]

What's the song anyone?

[Speediseverything100]

@FrodoBuurrell Rock it by sub focus

[FrodoBuurrell]

@Speediseverything100 Cheers bud much appreciated

[gendos16]

the title should be: Messi v Heskey: who's Heskey?

[saiyanveg]

heskey has got nothing on messi in football but.... when it comes to dick size messi might come up a bit short...

[chrisgibbs1000]

Hesky and Messi are both great players so shut up about it

[niccholas98]

HESKEY!!!

[Hosful]

Heskey is UNIQUE.

[LFCRawx]

I don't even think heskey heard of the word 'dive'

[LFCRawx]

Heskey doesn't even need skills

[samnjoe97]

we've all beaten 11 players and rounded the keeper week in week out but to bang in goals whilst falling on your arse is genius in action

[Devil1170]

The only time where you can call Messi a twat is when comparing him to Heskey. Viva Heskey.

[ixpantherix355]

I mean clearly

[ixpantherix355]

Its clearl not messi it's heskey bitch yeeeeeeeer

[Subash0069]

Emile Heskey (England) 59 caps, 7 goals.

Rene Higuita (Colombia) 68 caps, 8 goals.

Jose Luis Chilavert (Paraguay) 74 caps, 8 goals.

Unlucky Emile, the other two are goalkeepers..

[SludgeLegend]

All the goals heaskey ever scored in 2:45 *sigh*

[ultracoolish]

tough choice

[jtw1237]

Heskey any day better then all of barca ;)

[IronMaiden666Metal1]

What a pointless video. Heskey is clearly better.

[jarkster11]

personnaly i would choose heskey

[SvampebobEmil]

HESKEY!!!

[anassstylez]

thumbs up if you are here for KSI ;D

[Thespectre596]

How the fuck do you compare that twat to the messiah. HESKEY <3

[MusicFootyHD]

He's good. but hes no Heskey.

[MrManofpower]

Heskey just shades it I think

[allenmanunited]

Funny how all u stupid barca fans taking this to the next lvl lmao !!!! Heskey Heskey heskey

[allenmanunited]

Heskey wut kinda question is this ??

[rab1macuk]

Is this for real????

[streetjamer1]

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Messi is rubbish heskey is amazing!!!!!!

[Maniia97]

Heskey id the winner

[thealouwi]

1:51 there is the raping :P

[sunset4water]

Wait it's April Fool's already?

[MichiCara]

Heskey is a normal player, Messi is the best! What can Heskey??? nothing..

[puppyeyes58]

Hands down messi

[daleovdedead]

Love this song so much!