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  • This is so true. If we all did what he was talking about, we could buy our way out of the system.... So sad and so true.......

  • whats wi the transatlantic accent man? arent you a scot?

  • THE ILLUMINATI WANT TO TAKE MY SEMEN!!!!! OHHH NOEEZZzz!!!!!!!!!

  • Excellent newz, FKN IIIumanati & all who refuse 2 think 4 themselves, Oh! & don`t 4get the morons! Mind U morons are quite useful once U push them in the right direction?

    Keep extracting the truth, makin it funny is a powerful weapon, indeed!

  • FKNnewz.... Your FKNAWESOME! Love ya

  • lol at the im lovin it thing at the bottom :D

  • Great way to educate reminds me of George Carlin, Social truths with humour, since the ancient Greek mask of tragedy and comedy, One had to be able to laugh at the tragedy or be swallowed by it!

  • HMMMMMMM? ha haa haaahaaa ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ahah

  • YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

    Alot of this shit is really going to fucking happen.

    THEY MADE IT THIS WAY YOU DUMB BALD HEADED FUCK!

  • @TheOrgoneWarrior erudite, sophisticated , articulate...er no.

  • @TheOrgoneWarrior -

    He who laughs last probably does not get the joke!

  • @TheOrgoneWarrior Shouldn't that be TheOrgoneWanker?

  • But how the fuck can you buy a piece of something that NOBODY owns.....

  • Do something,anything as it all helps,or have a nice cup of stfu. Wild show man,some real work there,WTG'

  • Great work! This is the best video yet! You should post this as a video response on the Alex Jones channel!

    Keep up the good work!!

  • you dumb ass. u are probably the first person to get a fuckin chip.

  • Lol we aint talking WCW here

  • its not a secret anymore its complete and you are a brick, and bricks cant move even if they know they are bricks

  • LOL!

  • This is The Classic fkn newz video!!! 5 stars, because is it so damn true!

  • OMG, this was so good! Nice work! :D

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  • I am happy to join! Hail to the new new world order!

  • You will be the first to give up your brains for food.

    Hmmm... too late.

  • amen to that :)

  • ok a question this stuff is all over utube you cant do a search on utube without a nwo vid being somewhere in the results so lets sat you are a world leader ...say... gorden brown , lest assume he dosent have his head completely up his ass , and he has heard of the nwo , why would you make a speach on national tv proclaiming a nwo? there all doing it , dont seem like much of a secret to me .

    advise me please ....

  • they dont want it to be a secret they get off on it, thats part of the plan tell every one but every one is to thick to do anything about it

  • the planet is being dug up, and sold back to you as pointless shit. made me laugh, but whats even funnier is that its true

  • i wanna join nwo

  • YOU READING THIS, COPY & PASTE THIS IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY THE NEW WORLD ORDER

    well do you realy want to free the world?

    heres how!!!

    kill all the bankers!!!!

    we have already done it in countries like Russia , argentina , and china ,

    and those countries are in good condition

    the western government is controlled by banks!!!!

    destroy the banks, thats what truely controlls the government !

  • This is actually a good idea. Invest all the money we make into the creation and distribution of new knowledge. Effectively buying all of the planet's intelligence (which is, in the end, the only thing of any importance for mankind. Given that we evolved into beings who are primarily good at believing that we use our brains).

  • The freemasons were a fucking union for masons.

  • SOME of you people replying ARE the FKN MORONS of which he speaks! He is right! this world is filled with brainless slaves who buy into anything anyone is trying to sell them.

    Great vid for those who dont have a FKN clu!

  • Haha Amen Bro

  • ye thats kul why dont we all pitch in and buy land for communes all around the world and help them grow

  • :) Great!

  • I'm down. Where do I sign up? (working on my AS in bio and chemical engineering, while not astronomy, I could work with astronomers.)

  • I love it,an idea like this could actually spread.

  • Giant Corporations who practice MamboJambo...loool

    Fukn Great

  • bbaaa bbaaaa baaaaa are you bbaaa selling grass too baaa

  • i fuckn lol'd

  • ENDTIMEDECEPTION(dot)NING(dot)­COM

    Nice site that exposes the nwo

  • Mambo Jambo Voodoo guys on the top of the pyramid! XD 5*

  • Too true and VERY FUNNY. Deek you are a brilliant commentator. Your riff is so entertaining; this is the way to reach people man. Fast, furious, funny and factual! keep it up and I'll pass it along!

    Hope all of you who appreciate Deek, email these videos for everyone to see.

  • exactly, be creative about it. if you're serious and a donwer it's like HO HUM, so keep it fresh.

  • I want to join!

  • Im lmao everytime he says : Welcome to the fukin newz :P

    Good work man :)

  • Responding to smb12321's comment:

    It's actually a large segment of the planet who've lost their minds and their way. YOU'RE the one who doesn't understand what's going on. This is by no means new information.

  • Sorry, obeliskbreaker - I will report your disapporval to our reptilian masters on the mother ship as soon as they can get the darn teleportation beam workiing again. Someone with your initials clogged it up with multiple tritps to strip clubs. And I don't buy the reason that it was for the food (is that a Freudian slip?)

    Hail Lord Lucifer

  • Wait Wait Wait, What the hell does the teleporter have to do with hyperdimensional communication, And I'm sorry but the Teleporter is down because one of our "larger" overlords got stuck and well, some of him made it through and some didn't. So basically we've got quite a bit of cleaning to do. It's not the strip clubs, it's the chicken wings. So you should buy it because it's true; hell this is the internet... Everything you read here is true, everyone knows that.

  • jew world order

  • agreed

  • Rich don't own the underwear on their asses, of course we don't either. We come to this world no teeth,full of scum and fluids. We go out the same way. Rich can sow their possessions up inside their asses and take it with them when they die. Like the Egyptian Kings did. For me I can eat lawn grass, muskrat, catfish,acorns,road kill,tree bark,bullion water, leaves, crows,black birds,any organic shit the rich do not like I can and will eat. Bring it on, feel bad for city people if it gets bad.

  • i think rothschild & rockefeller need a hug. :) .... by a suicide bomber....

  • lol

  • that is a great comment buddy bahahahaha

  • @kingneddy LMAO!

  • You guys know this is a generated crisis right!!! The government is doing this on purpose and 95% of the people believe what the governments is telling them.

    WAKEEE UPPPPP!!!!!!

    ALL of you immediately,

    Go to alexjones channel for info!!

    He has all insights and info about government conspiracy. This is not a joke your lifes are on stake right now!! 216 concentration camps are build not for fun!!

    go to alex jones channel!!!

  • sorry AJ is a puppet for the man too.,..he wont aknowledge NO PLANE ISRAELI connection on 911, hes truthful in most areas but 911, he's paid to distract there....TRUST NO ONE BUT YOURSELF.........oh yeah, and me

  • 911 is a case , but aj is talking about the whole and who they are and ... 911 in front of their other crimes is nothing .

  • Alex Jones is a gatekeeper. The dead ones are the REAL HEROES, ie: JFK, Phil Schneider.

  • So if Jones was dead then he'd be talking the truth, but because he's alive he's a liar?

    I wonder, are you the guy who invented the 'if she floats, she's a witch' rule?

  • watch?v=wrfNEp9wZ0Y

    Enjoy.....

  • Perhaps "Unfit for Purpose!" would be a better reailization. Now that nano-bots are manufactured at PM10 dimension (Ten Micron) they can permeate into the bloodstream. George Orwell our great prophet, envisaged the 'Thought Police'. One dodgy thought, and instant retribution..FIT FOR PURPOSE!...keep those scumbag uneducated masses in line! Not to mention a million cameras and sensors per square foot of planet!..21st Century folk will be very happy, because they will be perfectly moral, ALWAYS!

  • Hey Deek, I think that guest you had on the show today 'Ordono' might have been severely hooked on crack... or Ajax maybe?

    (O_o)

  • The realization that 'money' is actually worthless, is the first step on the road to freedom. Thinking that 'money' has value, is actually a mass hypnosis. A stage hypnotist could make you believe dried doggy-doo picked off the pavement was negotiable currency, and could hypnotise a shopkeeper into accepting it! WAKE UP!

  • THE ONLY FUCKIN MORON HERE IS YOU

  • all you need to strive for is: love and enlightenment

  • I asume we are all full of mumbo jumbo shit. shiiiiit this sucks .

  • I would like to invite all of you idiots who don't understand the benefit of living in a society to live out in an uninhabited place and fend for yourselves

  • i find it amazing that the astronomers actually exists

  • i went and watched a video on that site

    i cant tell whether or not its a joke but i think they are for real

    holy crappy pyramid scheme batman

  • I friggin love it! this guy is simply the funniest, most straight forward mfer ever!

  • 5:10 - The entire planet Earth has a land value thats only 5 yrs profit from the drug trade.... LOL Four kin hilarious!

    I wish more gormless yanks would wtch these videos, get a clue, get a sense of humour, learn to laugh at their sh*t and ... become astronomers!

    Brilliant! Who needs an invisible man in the sky when you can see the Andromeda Galaxy thru a scope!

    Right on, man!

    Spread the word! LOL

  • you realize the astronomers are for real or not?

    they have an idiot agenda pyramid scheme for the truly mindless

  • LOLL

    LOL

    LOLLOOLO)LL

    Another four kin american with no sense of humour!

    You can't tell whether it s joke!?!??!??!?!

    Yanks... if you didn't exist, I don't know WHO we'd laugh at!

  • dude

    i realize THIS is a joke

    i followed link to the astronomers who he is parodying

    they dont appear to be a joke

    they are charging money for this crap

    if thats a joke website collecting money, then thats a goody!

    anyone who spends money at that site, and there appears to be a few...they are the real joke

    did YOU check out the astronomers website?

  • And YOU checked out this guy's other 'performance art' right?

  • is that what it was?

    i only checked to see it was real and that they charged money for it

    started to watch a vid but was immediately annoyed

  • omg

    i'm a fukken moron

    someone please come shoot me before i reproduce

  • You are very rude

  • YOU ARE PURE SHIT!

  • On what grounds? Wall Street is gonna be saved using YOUR MONEY not theirs (and McCain/Palin called Obama Socialist... gimme a break); ACORN denounced the fake voters but they can't do anything, not Republicans which did fraud in 2000 and 2004, ironic ain't ya thing?

    And no less, I hope you want a president that can die of a heart attack in any moment and then you'll have a vice-president that knows nothing-of-hell nothing about economics (neither of them!!) and international politics.

  • "Military men are just dumb stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy." - Henry Kissinger -- He said it, not me.

    You joined the marines of your own free will so stop the "we owe you" bit that you guys go on about for the rest of your lives. You did it for whatever you desired (i.e, recognition, career, chance to kill people legally) Soon, they'll probably let guys kill some of us (destroy the village to save it -- works for geniuses like you).

  • this might be the only way people could hear some truth

  • what do you need help in? You do know that the government uses the military as pawns, and that in wars for oil many of you get sacrificed for private sector profits- the correct answer is to educate people that there are problems while trying to find logical solutions- not selling out your fellow man to wealthy interests and assisting a neo-rome take over the world- look at global poverty to wealth ratios as is, and consider that net worth maintenance keeps a lot of money out of circulation1

  • Those who would give up liberty for security, deserve neither.

  • GTFO, ignorant, warmonger, redneck, SOAB!! I hope you want to live in a third-world-like country with Republicans already running a dictatorship, do you, Mother Fucker?!

  • hate to say this about ignorance but since you mentioned it first, obama wants his 10 point plan to remove our 2nd amendment. That alone is ILLEGAL and fully takes away our ONLY protection against full tryanny.

    Mcsame isnt any better. he wants to do it as well, only slower and less noticeable.

    wise up people. our government HATES us, but they do love our money and laugh at our financial calamity and... stupidity.

    I guess all that fluoride theyve been feeding us has finally paid off.

  • About your right to bear arms, do you THINK the NRA WILL GIVE UP that EASILY?, you might have another revolution before the second amendment is abolished... or not: depends if The People earns it once again against tyranny.  Peace Out.

  • Now heres something- BOTH McCain and Obama are for stronger gun control laws!!!! Get ready for national socialism (leave it to the republicans to destroy civil rights, and a democrat to do in guns- can't call us national socialists or fascists, cause we aren't racist!!!) {I'm actually not racist, but what better tool than that? McCain is anti-abortion, but Obama says it's contingent on Roe v. Wade- if that goes, bye abortions- hello fascism!)

  • Oh, my. Again, Obama will have to deal with everybody including NRA. And as far as I can see, every ammendenment seems to be important for Americans, am I wrong?

  • shouldn't asstronomers have 2 s's in this case?

  • Wait a second, Jesus was a virgin and recommended not defiling oneself with women. It also recommends not buying stuff. Hey... that guy was pretty smart. Really good video though.

  • I cant stop watching this damn video! So incredibly funny! I see something new every time I click the play button. This channel is the greatest thing since sliced bread, baked at home, with little bits of turnip for seasoning. So much genius, such a small cranium, no wonder you get headaches Deek! 10*

  • Turnip in sliced bread,yuck....lol.I agree though,Deek rules.

  • STOP THE BEEFY WANKERS...I mean Wealthy Bankers!!!

  • i want to give up being human...i want to go and live with true sentient intelligent creatures..i want to go and live with the gorrillas in africa..they dont have a national insurance and social security number yet...and they dont fuck each other for a dollar!..oct 14 2008, is make or break for this planet..(u tube if u dont know yet?)

  • you are one clever funny fucker.

  • how about we get together peacefully if they want to attack then of course we must defend ourselves good can only beat evil not evil with evil common sense

  • there is no good and evil there are just humans

  • Still you can rob me and say that I'm a moron,lol. :D

  • I am active against the rapidly rising fascist tide and do my part as an infowarrior by printing out flyers and putting them on bulletin boards and whatnot. I take old white t-shirts like one that gets stares, the front reads HUMAN CATTLE SLAVE and the back says APATHY is FASCISM. another reads FASCIST PIG on the front and THOUGHT POLICE on the back.

  • lol. stay asleep

  • NWO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Did you graduate school or did they just get tired of your outbursts?

  • New World Order...THE TRUTH IS ANTI-SEMITIC !

    if you not talkin about Israel&zionism than anything you say about the NWO is bullshit.

    fuck you!

  • You've got real talent.

  • How to solve the world's problems in 10 steps:

    1. Help humans reconnect with nature & what is real. All answers are in nature.

    2. Pursue knowledge. Knowledge is the cure for the ignorant and the manipulated.

    3. Use grassroots organization to the power of the masses to take back the electoral system, media and govt.

    4. Refuse to participate in the "system." The elite are impotent if there are no players in their game, i.e don't buy their shit or participate in their wars.

    5. Turn off the TV

  • step 1 won't work unless step 5 is done first XD

  • Oi mate, let's have a few more gallons of bile over here for Deek....he's running a bit low.

  • Don't you believe it pal, he's got plenty of bile left in the tank. And he delivers it each week on Youtube with Wit and Style. Long may he continue to. As his Channel is where the Truth makes it last stand.

  • OMG! You have a news desk, Deek?

    Deek, you have a news desk!

    Sellout.

  • correction the Earth is in the shape of a Sphere.

  • He is enough brave to say openly many true. Most of morons prefer to believe there exist any "good uncles" taking care about us and leading our counries to "democracy and freedom".

  • Interesting, funny and true.

    Though in all honesty I can see this becoming old pretty quickly.

    XXXX* (4/5)

  • Funny, but so true.

    This guy is telling the truth, WAKE UP!

  • focused intention.

  • LOL

  • YOU DULL BORING BRAINWASHED PCP TWISTED TEXT BOOK ZOOMBIE HORSELIZARD, YOU ALMOST HAD IT, UNTIL YOU PUT GOOD with EVIL

  • When U buy land U don't actually own it. The government owns it & U have simply paid a 'deposit' for 'rental'. The 'rent' is extracted in the form of property & other taxes. The governments print the money & can buy it back N E time just by changing a law or 2 forcing U 2 sell, or simply take it via the military.

    Competition is natural. The reason ppl don't do N E thing 2 stop the NWO is because those in Europe/America silently agree with most of their agenda = stealing the other nations.

  • Basically, the govt has drugs, with a value almost equal to oil, run by street gangs, on a self employed basis, just so that it doesn't have to try to sell this stuff in shops (which would get broken into and robbed every day, at gunpoint).

    They tell us its illegal, so we cant compete with them, and produce our own.

    But it has kept coming, even tho we now own afghanistan, so i can only preume its anothe rone for the "truthers" to investigate.

  • I really WILL vote for you, if you run for govt.

    Just do it, man.

  • Great Video, Funny stuff, Deek you remind me so much of George Carlin, hope you take that as a compliment. Subscribed and 5 stars!

  • please expalin to me with deatail why this makes me laugh/ cry so much.....

  • its the american way....go my country go...

  • id rather eat shit consume and live in debt....

  • Yes I making a video about this:

    There are app. 36,794,240,000 acres of land on planet earth. Given that Land (like Oxygen) was given freely by nature & wasn't really anybody's to buy or sell, that gives us (all 7 billion of us) 5.25 acres each.

    Okay, some of that land isn't really habitable. Let's say only 30-40% of it is really habitable, that's still 1.5 to 2 acres each!

  • Because actually sharing the land out wouldn't necessarily be practical in advanced agrarian & industrialised societies, we would have to come up with other solutions; like allowing anbody with less than 2 acres of land to live rent free & recieve subsidies to buy food that they can't grow because they don't have the land.

    Whilst those presiding over more than 2 acres of Land have to pay rents & share their profits of their use of that Land with those who have less than 2 acres.

  • those people will have to plant and garden our food like slaves from the south then....

  • Everything would be volunteeristic.

    Workers would hopefully work in self-owned co-ops & trade in a mercantilistic way.

    Anybody who presides over too much land may be forced to give it away as it will become unprofitable for them.

    This is the least exploitative scenario imaginable.

    If by 'south' you are referring to South & Latin America, I think much of it could actually entertain an actual land reform program. Much of the Land could be shared out amongst the poor.

  • i got twenty bucks to buy back budweiser

  • Jesus said that the last days of this system would be marked by such things as major wars, food shortages, great earthquakes, increasing lawlessness, and a growing loss of love. WAKE UP TO WHATS GOING ON.

  • You can believe the myth of Christianity if you want, but it is you who are asleep you fucking holier-than-thou moron! IT IS THE CHRISTIANS WHO ARE RAPING THE LAND, WARRING WITH OTHER NATIONS, AND ECONOMICALLY ENSLAVING THEIR FELLOW HUMANS. YOU WAKE UP FUCKING RETARD!

  • gee arent those christians running the white house,flying the bombers, handing out the ammo. btw there is no god and when you die it will be exactly like before you were born..dont let that halt your delusion tho ,you might be more dangerous without the threat of eternal damnation keeping you and your like in check. this is your only life in universe but hey feel free to have one that sucks because you think life after death will be better, just try not to stop the rest of us enjoying ours.

  • yeeeshh You are so shallow. Wake up and see what so many others see. You think you know everything yet you know nothing.

  • r u talking to me or cmdre22

  • You fknnewz. I'm talking to you.

  • what do i not know?

  • Don't get sucked into random trolling from little children on the internet who think they actually have something useful or intelligent to say.

  • The things you said 1 week ago. Do you forget what you say?

  • Im asking about what your saying. be specific "you know nothing " is just an empty generalisation "your are so shallow" is just unsubstantiated name calling . back it up or STFU.

  • Look at the comments on what you said a week ago. STFU2U2

  • I dont do other peoples games, say what youve got to say or fuk off, im all ears , take your time,no rush.....

  • Yes jesus was a real fukin drag alright. Bumming out every fuckers trip.

  • This FKN news anchor would kick Max Headroom's ass.

  • God is a bullet.

  • does anyone have trouble waking sheeple up?

    im having a nightmare with it

  • Very funny!

  • idea for next video....the fkn newz live from a giant spaceship traveling the speed of light into the future. hahahahahahaa

  • he must of made ths video somewhere in space..? wow

  • Heres the FKN facts, Alzymers Patients straped in diapers in a prison bed. Dont loose your mind butler to bubbah is waiting if you do and assault a criminal that gets paid to give you pain and send you to prison . Heres another FKN fact, I hope you have at least one months worth of water. Ahahahahahaha. And at least a years worth of salt, Theres nothing like the taste of cadaver with salt. And it makes for great bartoring tools. Anyways Ahbajhahahahajhx

  • hahahahahahhahahaha

  • lol

  • lol so funny.

  • I love you.

  • i noticed though that the time stayed 12:45....the whole video.

  • Among his many talents, Deek has the ability to make time stand still

  • yo'ur better off believing in god....and drinking a few glasses of wine at night b4 bed...than know the reality you n ur children will live in...google endgame and shit ur pants asap

  • great interview, you outdid yourself once again. peace

  • the scientists are funded with roccachild money....for every discovery, they have to give progress reports to the bankers who allow them to observe the sky or experiment in labs they own...its a no win situation...right deek.

  • I like Benjamin Fulford's solution.

    Though, like every other solution we have been offered, I'm not betting it's gonna happen...

    Good luck to the astronomers, fat chance though boys.

    You can't steal the carcass out from under the wolf without putting it down first...

  • deek is the joker in the tarot card that makes us laugh at our own ignorance of the fact that we are mental slaves to the elite.if we could free ourselves from their spell,the elite would be the powerless assholes that they truly are,fuck them and their demonic nwo

  • Why astronomers,and not scientists in general? The more power and influence scientists in a country have, the less oppression and violence you find there. For every rational person, there is one less person who buys into the bullshit of politicians and religious authorities.

  • deek, who is the guy u interviewed ?, ordono mundy? he might be on to something.

  • Nice presentation, when you going to take over the whole of the BBC? :o)

  • tellin it like it is bro. Thanks :) i had a good laugh at that, only bad part is its fkn true.

  • False pride is the insanity of believing freedom exists-when all in this one world prison are forced to be completely obedient by threat of mentally and physically violent punishments, forced to define obedience as being good and stupid enough to believe the lie that those who dare to disobey are the bad people. The bad people whom the good people love to sadistically punish and call it "divine justice", and feel really heroic and good when comitting mentally and physically violent punishments.