Michael Showalter - Sandwich Commandments

[heysatan8]

Don't sell it short! No one fucking slice of cheece, one slice of fucking gologne wam bam thank you mam suck it fuck it, NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[omghai2u]

i think i just shit my pants

[GFkilla17]

the only reason i would ever get married is to have a permanent sammich  maker

[dominickkk5]

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

[cheesecake134]

Definite comedy dreamboat. Love him, he's hilarious.

[PlaidRocker32]

Anyone else really hungry for a sandwich?

[themasterbakerrr]

Is it just me or is Showalter kind of a dreamboat? (It's always very attractive to watch someone who's in their "zone".)

[MyssHydra]

Oh yeah : )

[jamygabb]

Agreed!

[fallheartkiller]

No, it's not just you, he is most definitely a dream cream sundae with extra cute sprinkles and an adorable voice cherry on top.

[laurner]

@fallheartkiller

oh my god. isn't he just the cutest thing ever. I want to wrap him up in a blanket

[goonie8]

Showalter and Black are both funny. Can't we all just get along?

[lime155]

"Don't fucking one slice o' cheese, fuckin' one slice of balogna, fuckin' wham bam thank you mam', suck it, fuck it!! NOO!!! This is your life we're talking about."

such a wise man.

[sorasgurl978]

That was deep.

[ddrowssap]

Show's been making sandwiches before Jack Black had his first bagel.

[lock13]

amen to that

[primepercussion]

Haha, fake ass jack black? what the....

[heavyasahorse]

the perfect sandwich is the great enigma of our time.

[timmi59]

and there u have it.

[Promxious95]

fake ass jack black

[kkhihi]

I love it