Sean Connery on slapping women - Spoof

[acresir]

Awesome !

[Mrgrimm9991]

LOFL i am crying, this shit is so funny!

[Shannah84]

While this is funny... I worry about what kind of message it sends to young men and women. Slapping a man or a woman is not nice. Period.

[sparkyinbath]

this would be better if it was funny.

[AncientSecretz]

you guys think this is funny, but if someone was beating a female family member that you held dearly- you wouldnt think its so funny

[jeniljack83]

I slap bitches .. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[upallhours9]

"Where's my money, bitch?" (gets the talcum powder on his bitch-slapping hand).

[ackjazz707]

This is fucking great!

[ratatomik]

hahahaha :)

[murasakiryu]

This is the best video I have seen in ages!!! PURE FUCKING BRILLIANCE!

[WinstonSmith6079]

Hehehe the bitch needs to be slapped because she's too dumb to understand speech hehehehehe

[skinwalkerxxx]

I don't know why but this vid is hard to get ahold of. All we get is other crap from the same interview.

[iluvtrolling]

i agre wiv vilense

[Purushadasa]

Funny stuff -- great Connery impression, too!

[sr60630]

Funnnny

[sr60630]

Fun....ny

[mikeflorence31]

i agrr 100% with sean connery and thsi video. women need to learn their places like rose kennedys of the world

[MajBlood]

Women need to be slapped. They are like a different species.

[burnrider2001]

That's cuz I do the Heisman on dat ho, keep her in check!!

[Hessualunlocked]

LOL 1:06 to 1:17 I was like what the fuck?! and the last part of the vid was just gold xD

[skinwalkerxxx]

"right after I vote" ah ha

[mitchp85]

lol lol farking lol

[kemerbas]

I'll make you love me :) haha

[Gloomwing]

The last comment in the video made me laugh out loud :-D

[skinwalkerxxx]

what's funny it's that I bet he really wanted to slap Barbara.

[southsideroy]

lol

[youngmasterpete]

hahahahaha

[rrwwe]

haha

[dancingdiplodocus]

I love to slap a bitch. I need a bitchwoman now, some bitch to cook food for me and shutup whilst I play cards with my friends..

bitches apply now

[wmhoad]

great video!

[Fonzersbox]

way to make it funny.

[misfitsFan344]

everytime i watch this i crack the fuck up.

[lastplacechamp]

you keep talking like a bitch, im going to slap you like a bitch.

[bradarmpitt1]

@lastplacechamp

Amen!

[sabinitalili]

When did this interview take place? Does he still think and feel the same way today?

I thouhgt he was a real gentleman, a symbol of virtuous virility !

I didn't like his comments in the least!!!!

[TheBlackLobo]

He IS a gentleman. This is a spoof of something he said in a very light manner.

[WinstonSmith6079]

@sabinitalili Yeah, but who gives a flying crap. hehehe LOL hehehehe

[neqquah]

"I repeat Ms. Walters, you are included in that nomenclature"

Simply epic lol

[whitewitchoz]

Ha ha ha ha , this is funny!

[ebonmonochrome]

Sean Connery is the man now dog!!!!!

[SuparTuber]

hahahaha greatly done

Look out baby here I come!

[misfitsFan344]

fucking love it

[fondoogle]

typical scottish man, no brains, shit accent, loves his special brew and would have fuck all in life if they didnt have england to hate. see you guys at the world cup next year... oh no... we won't. 1-0.

[WLBFC]

Fuck Sean Connery, fucking useless Scottish cunt. I'd kick the mug into a coma.

[westmeat]

so money. sean connery is a MOTHERFUCKING HERO over at manhood101 dot c o m

[thetrophyone]

Wow, as the original Bond I didn't think Sean Connery could get any cooler, but now... Damn! Sean's the man!!!!

[BetrayalMix]

this is like so degrating, u little cock suckers go eat a big penis sandich alright!!!

[benito4244]

HA!! Omg, made my day. Happy Birthday Sean!

[DoraggPvp]

lmao, this was kind of funny.

Fuck it, this shit was hilarious... because of the circumstances of course...

[ijustkeepitreal]

this is better than i thought it was

[artimusDelzon]

stop cutting me off bitch

[AgypterDrache]

haha, nice one. that made my day

[mrskarface93]

still watchin his movies

[SeanConnery9000]

LOL!

"Palm Sandwich"

[xMetalGearSystemx]

LOL AWSOME

[gremlin05]

Add more tags, more people need to see this!

[majortom321]

WOW ... that was amazing .. great voice over ....

it keeps getting better and better

[flesheatingbull]

that was awesome/

[75dru]

sean connery speaking with an american accent aye?

[TheWhiteSuit]

What I find so confusing is that most women find it alright to slap a man when distraught or upset, and it is therefore alright. But when a man strikes a woman, suddenly it becomes this great case of abuse. Do they not realize such hypocrisy, such a double standard? I'm not saying men should go around beating women like a lunatic, but if he is attacked physically by a woman, don't succumb to that lowly belief that men should absolutely never hit women; hit her back! And make it a good one!

[EvangelineSky]

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not advocating violence in any form. But the definition of men hitting a woman and a woman slapping a man is quite different.

Women (in the situation you described) slap because they are afraid, fearful, and upset. Men slap a woman trying to cause pain and to shut her up. The act may be similar but the intent is very different.

Moral: Hit if you're *actually* attacked, not when you're slapped once because she's distraught. Love > more violence.

[westmeat]

shut the fuck up stupid cunt. you need a palm sandwich upside your thick skull

[EvangelineSky]

Really?  Do go on.

Pick someone else to troll; I'm not interested.

[westmeat]

Really stupid cunt?

Pick another cock to suck you dumb cum guzzling cunt ...hahahah owned again DUMB CUNT! :)

[westmeat]

well i get pleasure out of watching dumb cunts like you try to sound intelligent. hahah

you are such a pathetic dumb cunt. it's so funny to watch you struggle hahaha :)

[westmeat]

I think you could definitely be helped with a good slap.

[westmeat]

no. just cunts who speak when they're not supposed to.. like snooki for instance :)

[westmeat]

whenever my cock is in your mouth, you should be busy sucking not talking. also when i wake up in the morning, again, mouth on cock- no talking. you can talk while you're in the kitchen cooking.

[westmeat]

you can talk if you're sewing me a pair of christmas socks with reindeer and ninja stars on them.

[westmeat]

if you say anything stupid like "random much" or "OMG" or "really?... REALLY?.." or any other fucking retarded girly phrases, you will most likely get socked in the face. and if i'm not available to sock you, i will be sure to phone connery and make sure he pays you a visit. it's more romantic when you're not making my ears bleed.

[westmeat]

thank god. i wouldn't want to have to keep explaining why your face is purple and black after every date.. would look kind of suspicious.

[westmeat]

yeah if you look like salami, it's going to be hard to keep it hard. try not to accidentally walk into any backhands and u should be fine.

[westmeat]

exactly

[westmeat]

the slap is for when you talk back. the backhand is for when you don't shut up and i need to activate your off button. the falcon punch is for barbara and any other cunts that try to tell a guy what to do.. they get to take a permanent all expense paid vacation to Valhalla.

and you get to tongue-slap my cock ..you make it sound like i don't do you any favors.

[westmeat]

"?" marks go with questions. these are statements of fact.

[westmeat]

bitch check your messages

[westmeat]

go check your whore messages now

[westmeat]

you whore what the fuck do you think this is? the disneyland messaging center?

[WinstonSmith6079]

@EvangelineSky Oh. I see! Gee, thanks for the educational enlightenment!

But didn't you say before some crap about women being all equal with men or something...? ??? Aren't you once again just sending mixed signals, whatwith you being the the walking mass of contradictions that you are?

*slaps EvangelineSky across the face loudly*

[baaadfunker]

hahaha good voice over

[NewMexKush]

lmao good voice over

[metallica1193]

this was...EPIC!!

[TTTusa]

why so serious...it's humour...50% of domestic violence is woman hitting man, relax, enjoy the drama, teach your children to take a punch.

[CountArtha]

PVC pipe works well too because it doesn't leave bruises.

[TheSlopB0X]

your so right lol

it took me my 3rd wife to learn

that pvc trick!

god it's great to be a real man!!

[holstedinthe501]

that is fucken foul! hahahahaha oh shit

[NeroFirefox666]

Barbara Walters is a patronizing bitch.

Anyway if a man hits a woman, then a woman should hit back, if a woman hits a man why can't he slap her back?

Doesn't make them both right but I'm a girl and I don't see why it's one rule for one and another for others, I mean if it's domestic violence then yeah it's so wrong but he didn't say anything about always giving a woman a slap for something like not making a cup of tea right, just if she happens to try and provoke or whatever.

[esnseven]

You are a idiot!!!!!!!!!!!

[holstedinthe501]

an idiot

[lisroe]

"No I think it's good to slap a bitch... I slap bitches!" great line haha

[Javier9999999]

sean connery whata hero keppin the pimp hand strong since 1962

[caifan111]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dnoyolaf]

hahahaha!

[elanor21not2sexy]

He is an idiot...

[pamplemousse80]

haha.

genious.

[jamesrsutton]

better to do with an open hand.

'of course, it leaves no bruises' - absolutely brilliant repsonse.

[Hippiebackoroono]

that last bit is fucking brilliant hahahaha

[cyano0126]

i remember i had a divorced girlfriend who always stated 'my husband would always beat me'and i can tell you man after i lived with her i completely understood why he would beat her! she was freaking mean man! i was tempted to pop her in the mouth so many times for reals!!!

[lisroe]

this is quite good! how can't people get the joke?!

A: it says SPOOF in the title

B: the accent isn't exactly great, makes it funnier though!!

[CallumJStewart]

Not the best Connery voice, but a pretty funny video. With a better Connery impression it would've been epic.

[WOODELFMELME]

Hahaahah! That was very funny!! Well boys, I dont agree with violence and the reason given is no reason at all to apply violence, (this isnt his voice but in another video that is what he says ), BUT, I have seen some Really Trashy Women treating their Man like sh**t , even kicking them in front of people.whom I would have loved to slap over and over again, let alone some guy!

[tyronemartin59]

You Fucking Idiots!

[flamingcookbook]

how could he be so rude? i have lost all repesct.

[konatown5]

god your a fucking idiot.

[deansdoodle]

Not the sharpest tool in the shed...

[HonRevPTB]

Oh you haven't seen rude! You candy ass liberal puke spot with your little delicate sensibilities! Grow the fuck up!!!

[hypers1234]

Retard

[flamingcookbook]

I can't believe Sean is trash-talking like this! It seems so out of character compared to his films!

[deansdoodle]

Don't be stupid all your life.

[hypers1234]

/sarcasm? please say there was inferred /sarcasm?

[WelshDragonia08]

hahahahahahaha 'stop cutting me off bitch' 'bitches that cut men off get slapped'

[konatown5]

haha this is awsome.

[spaceawesome22]

personally, i think the whole "don't hit women" thing is just ridiculous...

what's the tacit assumption there? "if i'm not a woman, feel free to beat the shit out of me"? the rule SHOULD be "don't hit ANYone unless they're going to hit you"...

anyway...baggage aside, i loved the vid

[rosskay]

When parents teach their young sons "it's not ok to hit women" it's not because of an issue of equality or special treatment- they wanted to set you up for success in relationships with women. (I met a guy whose mom taught him it's ok to to hit anyone who hits you including girls, and he is a miserable 27 year old virgin with unsatisfying relationships with women) For all the fathers out there reading this THINK about it and challenge sexism, don't support it or be part of the problem!

[spaceawesome22]

no, you misunderstood me...

i wasnt talking about what parents teach their boys, i was talking about SOCIETY, and the double standard vis a vis gender violence...

[rosskay]

i did not misunderstand. parents, and people make up " society"

[spaceawesome22]

no, my issue with the phrase "don't hit women" comes not from the motives of its speakers, but in the indirect sexism of its phrasing...

do you have children? are you teaching them "don't hit people"? or "don't hit WHITE people"? i should hope its the former, because the latter is as much a form of indirect racism as "don't hit women" is of indirect sexism...

NOW do you understand why i'm mad?

[rosskay]

Its not just that simple or in black and white like that. For example, black people can call themselves the n word, for the obvious reasons, but it should never be coming from a white perosn to them, becuase of the oppresion, where the word comes from, and how it is used. Does that make black people who use the n word to each other racist against themselves? No, obviously not the most productive thing for them to say, but its still not the same. its not an equal or fair world.

[spaceawesome22]

that's exactly the point i made in my first post, though: that the rhetoric around gender treatment isn't EQUAL, that saying simply "don't hit women" isn't FAIR to men...

if you agree with my point, why have you been arguing against it for this whole thread? if i convinced you somewhere along the way, why didn't you say so? i'm so confused...

[rosskay]

You can't treat different people the same way, no- I don't agree with you. The problem you have is accepting that you can't treat everyone the same way so that things are fair. You just see things in black and white- and when it comes to dealing with people socially it's never just that simple.

[spaceawesome22]

why is "not that simple" though? how hard is it to just change a single word so it becomes "don't hit people" instead of "don't hit women"?  why would that be so catatrophic?

[rosskay]

2/2. It makes you unable to accept things for the way they are. Yes you can be intellectually and socially lazy to simplify an issue deep in history and oppresion, but that's not going to help anyone, and black/white reasoning harms debates of issues that need to be very much challenged and exposed for what they are- not to negate sexism, and the idea of protecting women from the sound advice of "don't hit girls."

[spaceawesome22]

so, in other words, sexism is a given so i should just shut up about it...my, what a progressive attitude you've got!

also, say whatever you want about challenging sexism, but don't call it lazy; it may be stupid, misguided, etc., but no, not lazy

[rosskay]

So you'd rather I lie and call you stupid? Maybe you are proving me wrong after all.

[spaceawesome22]

maybe...

[rosskay]

1/2.

And this is why you have trouble. Two different issues- unable to differentiate and you categorize everything to two extremes. This is where black and white thinking is really harmful.

[Levination]

for those of you who think that its really sean connery talkin in this clip your retarded but non the less funny as fuck

[AngloSaxonBastart]

RATFLMAO!!!!

[long2534]

omfg what ever happend to freedom of speech and a little tough love thats so dam funny hahahaahahahahahahahahaha xD

[koolgalkogal]

well, she is a bitch.

[skycibul]

a palm sandwich. LOL

[AbominableHoman]

Why would Sean Connery say these type of things to Barbara Walters?! I'm extremely dissapointed he could be so sexist and rude. I'll never be able to support a film starring this man ever again :(

[prawnz0r]

haha you dumb fuck

[brandoH85]

It's not real you complete moron!!!

[lagatuda]

friggin' hysterical!

[sptfgpn]

If he ever decides to dump his current ho, I'd be happy to be his bitch.

[RealRayne232]

one of the funniest hthing on youtube.

gr8 impression

[zoltai9]

I've never seen anything this funny on youtube

[dynamoehummm]

Now if we could stop lookin' that would be wonderful. Cause I agree; and this... THE HEISMANH oh god.. lol time to pack this gem away another six months lol. I think I can do Sean Connery as well. I can't. And it comes out instead like an extra homespun Jimmy Stewart. Which could be a funny double spoof, but I only got one line. And that's not good and doesn't sound like JS. So.. yeah..,

[casperld]

Awesome

[ShardDesu]

I laughed so hard I sprayed spit on my shirt. Kudos.

[rudetuber]

You are included in that nomenclature!!! HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[rosskay]

lol, i know, nomenclature, as if women are their own species ( or subspecies)

[rudetuber]

This is on my top ten of funniest videos ever!

[boxingfanofthegame]

hahahahahaha

[rudetuber]

One of the funniest clips I've even scene!!!

[rudetuber]

This has got to be one of the funniest clips I have ever scene on Youtube. Keep up the good work!!

[brennalee]

This is just to funny! I love him!

[chintzgirl]

What a hoot. I love it [the video!] and Sean

too.

[musumeci88]

Beautiful.

[Crisrav1138]

"I'll make you love me" lmao!

[Crisrav1138]

"I'll make you love me" LMAO

[SixGunLover]

This really is hilarious.

[Rallyne4WoW]

LMAO...I am female, but I feel like this in my relationship. My boyfriend has to always be right with the last word and still doesn't shut up. Can I slap him too?

[watto86]

Stop cutting me off bitch! I love it.

[mindelo23]

lol

[thkbrew89]

That was rofl amazing, but why is the video so goddamn pixellated?

[geezus181]

something to do with downloading the video and converting the format, we weren't working wiht great shit but we didn't care seeing as the dialogue was the funniest part