How to Live to Be 100

[shortieindadancefloo]

kony 2012

[yumakookie]

step 1: try not to die

did you know a tiger is called a tiger

[MissGaming4u]

I'm gona marry someone with there last name beginning with L just so I can all my kid

Link Ocerina L...... or in other words: L.O.L

[negima50001]

and if you marry a younger girl there's good stuff 1. she is soo easy to sadisfie 2. you will not die alone if you dont say or do anything stupid 3. she no were near me.ta.pws lol 4. and she will be hot for the rest of your life

[Mobster124156]

next there gonna teach you how to count to 3 XD

[300Spartan03]

I have never seen an old black man before

[Bobharshal1]

Apparently people under 15 now might live to 150 because of StemCell Technology! Basicly, if your heart fails they can

[Jpzees]

so if ur 20 ur gonna marry a 10 year old

[CrazyCianan]

im 14 1/2 and people think im 11

[Ticomfreak]

@CrazyCianan im 14 and people think im 18+ :P

[DorCKyChick09]

@Ticomfreak ditto this lady ay the cheak out asked if i wanted ciggs i was like...um im 14.....

[noobpwner0007]

I luv this

[MrPooping123456]

I'm......not sure......why but your videos.......are very...entertaining

[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

My little sis's initials are bra

[daphattkidd56]

step 1-freez ur self is a freez chamber...

did tou now your on youtube!

[Mypc4you]

wtf marrying some one thats 15 years younger is like having a youngman marrying a very young child...

[simsimsim10001]

wow, I how, I really mean HOW did this get any likes AT ALL?! Mary some 15 years younger then you! how un-Godly.

[ArcLightning173]

My initials are cdg and the short word for my elementary school was cdg....

[uberman46]

i hate golf i don't have a wife i don't floss every day no college degree no sumthin sumthin but i tell you that ones getting hairy does beer count? No child with positive initials I eat like i couldn't give a shit (doesn't mean im fat) XD positives: I swim I excersize regularly

[BiggTimeeRushhxxx]

my entails are elf?

[Sodasprite6310]

harvord says people who go to colleges like Harvord live longer

riiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[Sodasprite6310]

i hate golf/i'm afraid of water/i'm not lesbian

[GlaceonLeafeon15]

I think ill pass.... I'll live forever.... Until I die

[nikolinenikko]

Wtf is a little somthin somthin? o.o

[GameFreak6708]

Step 1: Become a wizard or vampire. (Or both)

Did you know? Vampires and Wizards live forever.

[requiem957]

i rather die 20-25 years earlier than 100 years

who would want to live for a century?

[jonahsoulthorn]

a lil' somthin somthin? is howcast gay?

[thedonnabellezfan]

the golfing girl is ihascupquake aka tiffany garsia

[MinecraftOnly1]

Hi

[Iqbalzahra]

Hi

[jjnjcmchood]

Hi

[GeorginaO89]

Step 1: Dress up as Dumbledore

[greenball04]

His beard is soo real

[bannanaelephant57]

i want to be 100

[Dreadfullfool]

when i pause at 2:32 all i can think of is how long Dani Shay's life might last.

[RatsILove]

i am not trying to be mean but um why is dumbledore black?????

[silentswan12]

thts not a marriage. thts babysitting the elderly

[silentswan12]

aint no one wanna be married to no 100 year old man when they 20.smh sike nawww bitch i gotta better things to do.

[joykayla516]

Omg pedophile watch our :O

[icekimmy512]

what bout a girl howcast what about a freaking girl howcast is sexist

[frankthetank789]

step 1: Dont die

[bwayho]

IT TOOK HIM THAT SONG TO READ A 2 PAGE BOOK??!?! O_O

[KoNfLiiCkTxX]

115 people died before 100.

[SpockWizard]

yep, out of ideas

[hawktiger325]

1:39 FAKE RINGS!!!!!  FTW!!!!!

[FinnyMorris]

I saw an article of a 100 year old woman playing nindeto ds ( eduaction games ) and her mind is sharper than most old people

[RobynCampbell7]

Bored as bored can be... *searches Howcast*

[carsontroeh]

Alright, looks like I have to do this again...

Ahem...

Oh Em Gee! I am 100!!!

Wait, so I cant run anymore?

And I have to stay hooked up to this machine my entire life?

And my wife is so grossed out by me she left me?

FUCK THIS!!!

[DotAboi111]

how to live to be 100

step 1

Try to do your best not to die.

[wwilliamsjr]

So people that do porn live longer?

[xcupcakes24x]

Man that mean my mom will live longer... Shes 50 but my friends all think she's only m 35 

[jjnana100]

step 1 hold your breath step 2 die oh wait that failed 8D

[MYCAKEISGOOD1]

Howcasts initials are fag

[IJustAtePeanutButter]

This is the most ridiculous video ive evar seen

[MultiVietMinh]

so if i marry a kid , than ill gain immortal? SOUTH PARK U DID IT AGAIN

[meipandafan]

step 3: here's a hard one LOL

[MrCarcallas]

I know what means at step 3 well I think u know too

[mackunderwood101]

Step 1: live your life in the right way dumbasses!

[NavySealO3]

What if I told u Im dead right now?

[ComedyAndAction]

This Video is a joke right? 1:44 - Name your child something like 'Win' and it will make them live longer. oh dear.

[MrAwesome8617]

@TheLavish99 Keep it in church, buddy.

[realsillyphilly]

step one: rip your teeth and gums out

step two: be a nerd

step three: rape everyone you see

step four: quit your job and play dumb sports

step five: be a pedophile

step six: be an alcoholic

tip-name kid something retarded like dick or gaylord

did you know that grass is green?

[AlmostThereProduct13]

@realsillyphilly You know your comment right :) i disliked it :)

[MrNewYorkCityLover]

Dear Youtube,

Howcast lied to me.

From, Billy Mays

[ryanjoel11]

my intials rjv

[MrInsanity1999]

My initials are WTF

[waffleman1990]

My initials spell m.a.g...I really don't think that's positive. -_-

[katrin6789]

this is stupid

[litonfire1]

@CuteWunnyBunny so does my dads

[CuteWunnyBunny]

My initials spell JG -.-

[berrygirl0405]

Where do you buy this, how you say, a little somethin' somethin'?

[loveinstantlyy]

15-17 thats called rape.

[TheBadchick66]

My initials spell a.I.d.s ...is this bad?

[RandomAccount922]

My dad is 145

[AdGarUK]

@RandomAccount922 Cool story, bro. Needs more bumper cars.

[Myspaz3]

Eat healthy and exercise where,s that involved... I'm pretty sure exercising and eating healthy makes you live longer. I know swimming is exercise but yoga can be another option.

[The4red4lovin4devil]

What a load of rubbish!

[punktheman]

I hate golf, my girlfriend is 2 months younger than and I can't fucking swim, looks like I'm dying early

[Maisy2499]

Can someone explain to me how the positive initials thing affects their aging? o.o

[Igoing2befamousstuff]

@howcast more videos like this there more enjoyable

[YunqHunniie0654]

im suprised they haven't taught us how to blink yet.



[xXCrypticalCodexX]

@YunqHunniie0654 THANK YOU!! THIS SHIT IS FUCKEN RETARDED

[Codemeister1998]

Challenga accepted

[Meganinja1100]

this is bullshit..wasted my time....

[2001pedo]

Doesnt that mean girls need a older husband?

[hamster202020]

i 16, so i should marry a 1 year old and have lost of sex?

sorry howcast but they sneak away to much

[2mitchmitch]

So if you are 20 you have you someone that's 5 (or if your 16 you have to marry a 1 year old) ? Howcast...

[ChubbyChipmunks123]

but... i have a friend whose initials are a.s.s.... is that bad? :(

[97Scarygirl]

@ChubbyChipmunks123 Nah.. I'm sure Ass can be a positive word at times! :P

[ChubbyChipmunks123]

@97Scarygirl hahah true!

[JamieSangret00]

Why is this video only focused on men? I guess women are only good for marrying older guys. Rude. -.-

Ps. I am just making a statement, not having a bitch fit. :)

[2000gromit]

oh . . . I've been told I look like 3 or 4 years older than I really am . . . that's depressing now . . .

[dinahmanatee]

Dumbledore!!!

[NananahGaming]

Eating is essential. OKAI

[MidniteSu]

My initials is N.N.A.R

[Anorexicfatjoe559]

name your child win????

[gangster4208]

I like milk!

[ghostninja231]

1:01 WTF?

[RandomRainbow11]

Another way to live longer: Laughter! Laughing "UPPENS" the length of your life (lol my friend told me "uppens" and I didn't know how else to put it...)

[sparksmail1]

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

[chainedblood2112]

a new wife that isn't going help me because my old wife going kill me

[Nightshark500]

DUMBLEDORE!!! 2:09

[MrPmoyle]

@Nightshark500 no dumbledore was 358 when he died

[Nate64yt]

How to live to 100

Step 1: Avoid Knives

Did you know that Howcast is running out of ideas?

[vacuumlover1]

what if the man or women is gay :S

[Shiois]

last night i watched a bunch of howcast videos before i went to bed and dreamed i saw one about how to survive if a murderer has just murdered half your family and is after you next. strange

[thelittleshortbros]

o wow

[PitadorBoy]

How to live to 100

Step 1 Don´t die

Step 2 Be a pedo

Step 3 Live alone on an island with your wife/little girl

Did you know that when you are old your dick does not raise any more ?

[somrazy3]

@PitadorBoy loool 

[graynuker]

research and studies? i call bullshit. these seem a lot like superstitions.if thats how you spell superstitions

[ImMarkerCap]

So If I am 30 I have to marry a 15 year old. Isn't that illegal?

[SteezySkater72]

@ImMarkerCap Not in Mexico. 

[UTZUproductions]

Their app from the store is a TOTAL scam, cost me more money than it said it would.

This is terrible.

[Timmytimmy123123]

How to live to be 100.

Step 1. Train a skill to level 100.

Did you know, the maximum skill level in Skyrim is 100.

[xVirtualNinjax]

Why want to live to 100? You can stay young with The Fountain of Youth.

[Omango99]

Nice beard 2:07

[TheLostMyBrain]

"A little somethin' somethin'" What the fuck do you mean by that? Dumb vague bitch.

[cavargo0418]

so i have to ask my doctor to live longer.....?

[TheWizardWeiss]

My initials are LSD .... Am I going to die younger ?

[icantstopchewinggum]

what the fuck? the initials of ur name dont have shit to do with not dying.

[SongAndLyricFreak]

so your name will help you live longer? Right...

[Bisquit8864]

The video has to go to medical school LOL

[AmmaAwesome]

just because you live to be 100 doesnt mean your cant shave :/

[Omango99]

How to live to 100

Step 1 Don't die

Did you know an apple is an apple?

[TheYanislav]

@Omango99 ahahaha NICE ONE !

[sigur95]

@Omango99 funny original comment

[Left4DeadTankJockey]

@Omango99 You know, i didnt! Thanks for that info!

[TotalDoc52]

this is hot. really hot.

[blackwing134679]

2:08-2:13

hey its professer dumbledore

[BLAMTHEKABOOM]

Fuck living to 100, I don't wanna watch all my friends and relatives die

[MarioFanLevelz]

How to live to be 100

Step 1-Eat 25% less food.

How to live forever

Step 1-Don't eat!

[punkrose1209]

Um.. can you make a video on how to tell your parents that you are dating a boy that they hate so that you won't get in trouble?please

[littlekittyaa]

......... Yeah, I'm just going to wait for people to create nanobots

[mycrazycatXD]

step one don't die

[MO4CIHD]

How to live to be 100

Step 1 - Marry someone 15-17 years younger

Hi I'm 31 years old and your only 15 but I think we can make this work

[RsProPwner]

uhmmmm..i guess im ....... IMMORTAL

[GravoForce12958]

Step One:Laugh for 15 seconds nonstop and your lifespan increases by 2 days.

Did you know Laughing is good for you?

[xboxman625]

step one: eat healthy and exercise

step two: continue that

did you know that earth is round?

[juliexpop]

Heck no I'm a woman and im not marrying a man 15-17 years older or 7-9 years older than me!

[ShioRiongray]

Easy, marry a baby

[MegaLowD]

So um HIVs/Aids make you live longer? I dont get this at all. The materials already freaked me out

[AndieRawrrr]

a little somethin somethin xD

[allaboutyou2234]

Kiss your hand 10 times

Say your crushes name 10 times

Post to 2 vids

Now look at your hand

[MrDip02]

hmm 15 years younger never tried dating fetus

[961Random]

Red wine is good for your heart and helps you live longer.

[wildboyintraining]

0:30 So, you mean your giving us lies? And why would i marry someone 17 YEARS YOUNGER?! so i guess if you dont want to marry a child (if you're going to marry in your 20's and 30's) then you will have to wait until your at least in your 40's or your later 30's(if you want to have an increased lifespan in this way). thanks howcast. -_-

[aglover360]

So if you get married when you're 20 you'll be marrying a 3-year-old.

Smart.

[stefan98TH]

Little somethin somethin lol wtf

[mellovesMJ4life]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GANNA MARRY A 7-9 YEAR OLD!????

[TheRandomkid321]

@mellovesMJ4life 7-9 years YOUNGER Like if your 27 youd marry a 20 year old.

[matter928]

DID U KNOW THAT IF U HAAVE MORE BIRTHDAYS YOU LIVE LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sutdip]

i thought sex can kill you

[dontreply16]

@sutdip That's only if you overdo it xD

[matauavatar]

W.I.N = William Indiana Nator.

[coolkid564100]

help i have assholejitas and b*tchnoesis please help

[coolkid564100]

STEP 1 dont get shot in the face or in the you know what if that gets blown off pissing will be very hard and by the way the averge person lives 8-9 years old!

[coolkid564100]

what is this little somthin somthin

[iamswagg26]

Step 1-be a shut in and dont die

Did you know that the sun was hot!!

[kristina4evs]

drinking wine is alcahole and maked you die faster what the heck

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[coolkid564100]

@kristina4evs not red wine i dont know but what is in hand sanitier that about that...

[ABFlameser]

lol i think 100 is the same as too much pain. I wanna be up to... 85 years and that will do it for me :)

[CaveJohnsonAperture]

increased orgasm rate = increased longevity? so therefore your average male should live thousands of years.

[JYleung22]

step 1: don't die

did you know water is wet?

[mnwatras]

Step1

Name your kid so initials are FAIL

Step2

Don't do whatever this video says. It was never tested

Did you know? Earth has one moon

[lekerdecker]

I know to live for longer to, you have sex rape sex rape sex rape and then drink gallons of vodka all night long

[lekerdecker]

hey hocast, child with positive initials: F.U.C.K