Greyhound Bus Semen Spill, VW Up! Revealed, Gemballa Goes Racing with MP4-12C

[PoProstuKarol]

You should hit Derek D. with cardboard boxes more often- it's damn funny.

[goat1man]

That low vneck needs to go, that is 2inches to low into gayness.

[fijimanfiji]

camel toe... more painted swimwear please....

[vsc1217]

this is the youtube version of car buzz on ipod lol..

[notthehulk442]

well that was fun

[bevwii]

Dude you can totally see her lips

[bevwii]

Dude you can tor

[BRADPAISLEYfan1]

Our Earthquake was awkward. Also Bull Semen is a main ingredient in perfume and cologne. It keeps the smell on you for longer. Just an FYI

[SpeedbeetleV2]

Camel toe 5:27

[SpeedbeetleV2]

If it weren't for bull sperm there would be no more cows and no more cow meat

[RaiScapeCannel]

The awkward moment when Derek D does FLD live ... kidding good show

[moisessanchez93]

lmao what the boxes

[leeboot]

Kate Middleton for humpday girl of the week.

[comedicd]

@leeboot she already was a while ago

[LOLHICRONO]

single take ftw, episode felt quite smooth

[LOLHICRONO]

derek have you been losing weight :3?

[fionantino]

Implants....?

[Jaguwar1804]

The volkswagen Up might be the same size as the Fiat 500 but in no way, shape or form is as good looking as the 500.

[peelout40]

"Ride the rails, semen free" --Amtrak

[SaveNurburgring]

That McLaren is Gourgeous ;)

[DeadlyDre]

My prayers go out to you all for when the hurricane hits (moms is up there too to go see grammy who had a stroke a month ago) Im still praying that it doesnt hit but if it does, that you guys are prepared and that you and your families are safe. One love bro.

[italiankilla58]

The back of the VW Up! kinda looks like the back of the mazda 5

[skyboom64]

Hope. Your Ass Is Sick. 

[limbeboy7]

Hey fastlanedaily, what is up with all the Nascar hate, every week there is great racing in and out like last week at Watkins glen: /watch?v=m3WjLJpmXZY but all you guys only talk about & show is American leman & F1. i love this show but it saddens me to see how openly biased you guys are

[erevofreak96]

JIZZED, ON THE HIGHWAY

[xcalliber1]

it should be called the f**** Up!, but yeah this show gets better by the day.

[HankFidel]

Jesus is coming back. Repent. ZR1 is king

[nnahous]

jf whats gona be the difference between the up and the polo?...i find vw has a habit of making 2 of the same cars (golf and scirocco)

[lbryan250]

the 60mpg up probably won't reach 60mph

[lbryan250]

UP YOURS!

[ericgene]

MOAR 1 takes!

[moepsp]

I love cars hands down, they're made by real intelligent "pump out more power" men. but can you also cover motorcycle news, specifically talking about super sports bike. i bet more than half the viewers are also in love with super sports bikes, and added to your title can also give you more views. i love this show keep it going.

[timeXway]

loved the one take ... take it up.....

[runwhatyoubrung]

No more Jizz stories please. The suggested videos are pretty messed up.

[assassinkill1]

damn those racing mclarens look so sexy =D

[3doog]

VW up! looks very much like the Honda Brio in my country (not sure if that's available elsewhere,US?) 

[TheStig000]

@3doog Haven't heard of it. The rear side window looks a lot like a GTI's.

[donerlich]

Holy fuck, that is easily the hottest hump day girl so far! Me luv veerrrry much! :D

[deacon997]

Awesome job man, for one take that was really good. I'd have to say it was as good if not honestly a little better because of the humor.

[GOD]

All the humday girls r immense!

[sford01]

Hottest Humpday Girl of the Week so far, IMO...smokin'. Nice one take DD.

[comedicd]

@sford01 thanks man

-Derek D.

[sford01]

@comedicd You're welcome, Derek. Most of the time I'm calling attention to something negative that you did. Whether it be your white belt/watch :D, a mispronunciation of a driver's name, or your sometimes lack of automobile/racing knowledge of the subject you're talking about at the current moment...but when you do something good I wanna let ya know. I've gained a lot of respect for you over the years. It really takes drive to wake up and do the show the way you do nearly everyday. PROPS, bud.

[demander11]

I'm glad you all made it through the quake safely

[Ty280z]

i think i suggested this a long time ago, well its nice to see a live show and id like to see more shows done like this

[Aznbabyboi84]

2012 Toyota Camry as just been reveiled. Earthquakes in New York City is just a natural cause of some plates shifting to the east. Not a true fact but a possible a theroy. And Derek D just jump under table when that happen again. Yes I lived in the West Coast just here to help a little. Remember Toyota has just revamp the Camry for 2012.

[cbremer83]

@Aznbabyboi84 New camry sucks. Like all new Toyota's, it's boring. Been a LONG time since Toyota made a cool car.  Let's hope they don't screw up the FT86.

[Aznbabyboi84]

@cbremer83

The FT-86 is now the Scion FR-S. The new Camry is at least stylish compare to the Honda Accord.

[cbremer83]

@Aznbabyboi84 The Accord also sucks. Don't care for any new Honda's either. Last really good Civic was the EK chassis.

[zippy0099]

THAT WAS BULL SEMEN?!?!?! Im gonna go brush my teeth.

[peterclark17]

hey can i have a t shirt. please:)

[Spyker88]

Am I the only one that spots the very wrong & ironic joke in the fact that the VW "up" story is discussed right after the Bull Semen Story?

[AlexKJGray]

No bullshit just sperm

[tdubyatbone]

did i really just see a commercial in the middle of this video *sighs*

[Tigersmundo]

Hey NY toughen up sissy's it was only a 5.8 LOL....Funny to see East coast people react to a "VERY MILD" shake West coast residents were laughing to a man last night on the news reports @ East Coast. residents.

[Thisguy140]

@Tigersmundo we have a huriccane on the way too :P it was pretty impressive tho you have to remember it was a first for most of us it may not be much to stuck up californians but to us it was pretty big

[Aadonis219]

@Tigersmundo

As he said- he's 46 floors up.

[SiRHumpAlot924]

She can hold my balls while i roll up in my Up! < Wait how do you end a sentence with a name that already ends it for you?

[punkenduro]

for one take, not bad derek d.

[ggj2]

Sorry say DD there was an earthquake in NYC 26 years ago (I slept through it as a baby.). And then 50+ years before that. So Earthquakes are nothing new to New York..

[ambee514]

so what did you do when the opening and the royal purple commercial ran? :D

[rowson88]

how foul is bull sperm

[juukyuu7666]

that sperm was for fear factor lmao

[dickcheese663]

it was my sperm

[slaytallicadethsb]

i live in westchester and i felt that shit too!!!da ground skaked!!!!!!

[Linkmat97]

what's the name of the hump day girl of the week ??

[mrdragancelan]

Ahhhh good show. Always fun to watch.

[302Cleveland]

Good stuff, Should be more of it.

[callate1269]

Surprise butt sex!!!!!!!!! :)

[chefjlevy87]

Really Derek? NYC's first earthquake? not only was the earthquake not really "in" NYC I highly doubt this was the first time there was ever an earthquake in NYC... Way to try to over dramatize it... But glad you are all ok :)

[squirlybmx]

@chefjlevy87 It was actually classified as an earthquake, not an aftershock, and was is NYC along with all the other boroughs. It happened at the exact same time as the Virginia quake.

[carsismeZ06]

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE

[rkynam]

that was great guys. good job derek d

[sentrakidsr20]

Fun Fact: this wasn't New Yorks first earthquake, a 5.2-magnitude quake shook New York City in 1737 and another of the same severity hit in 1884 and 2 more 3.0 tremors hit in 1981....and now you know :)

[mellowdalyricist]

ny has had earthquakes before..

[MrGrammartroll]

Like a great steak? Well, that's how they do it. Take the best semen from the best bulls, and artificially inseminate cows with it.

[unit03]

i didnt notice that that was painted O_O

[suprafan246]

ooooooooon hump day!!! lol

[isti1122]

Semen and hump day girl. Great episode guys :D

[cyborgmrt]

Holy fuck i never knew they found him dead after he went missing...

[SungSamuel1003]

did you say painted? 720p... full screen...

[ttiffom2016]

@SungSamuel1003 i watch the whole show in full screen on highest quality all the time just to bask in the awesomeness of Derek D

[bullinaring]

Awesome.

[ICYASIAN95]

Down! lol

[karabarr295]

One take Wednesdays!!!

[flawns]

that was pretty cool, thanks for taking my idea and putting into reality. I enjoyed; therefore, the FLD crew should keep on doing this!

[miangel9058]

masturbating a bull...

That's quite the job, probably getting kicked every time you touched him, no wonder it's worth 40,000 dollars

[1dcramo]

I saw her pussy look close

[sportsfan6776]

i am one of the drivers for Gemballa and we are not using the McLaren were are actually using the new VW UP!!!!

[TheLhos123]

why'd they waste money calling fireman, they could just call Bachman's husband and he would of licked the bull semen up happily and for free

[thiagov6123]

How the fuck do you spell that chicks name?

[lilbro209]

How did they get the sperm in the Canisters? Link in the description...

[MattMan276hemi]

i thought the slapping noise was a computer sound effect for the longest time

[25Celtics]

what episode are you guys on? like 1200 or 1210?

[jikemenkins]

I inspired this "Earthquake" One-Take with my comment last week didn't I. Honorable Mention next monday?

[Kaipeternicolas]

Why is it that in the US you guys always say "Stop - Start" and we in Germany (where the car's with this technique come from" call it "Start - Stop".

I mean I am not trying to criticize you guys, actually "Stop - Start" sounds more plausible to me cause the engine needs to be started by the drive before the system can work and therefore it stops first and then starts again automatically. Do you have any explanation for that FLD? I think I deserve at least a shirt for this analysis :)))

[nismo1480]

BOSS!!!!!!

[Phantome666]

How did they not close down Gemballa's company after all the fuss about money laundering it did?

[XboxShizzlers]

.12435454874585

[cars2cars]

I live in Nashville

[kevinbrueck]

Nice of you to take it easy on the editor for a day:)

[grw830]

Where's the news on the new Audi hybrids, R8 face lift, I love Audis and always thought the FLD team would be on top you let me down JF , DD.

[Bowz83]

2:01 skips the advertisement 

[Zimcash]

We had that earthquake here in Virginia to.

[Moparguy888]

Hope Dworaczyk

[gfroudy]

you need to do this more often it is even more funny

[EliteGuard01]

How did the Greyhound bus have anything to do with that bull sperm? You never mentioned how Greyhound was involved in that story, so how do we know it fell off of a bus?

On another note, I am trying to quit porn and Hump Day Girl of the week isn't helping! Stop glorifying porn stars! Porn is useless to society! Glorifying sex doesn't benefit society in any way what so ever! It's one of those industries that I would like to see cease from existence! Sure girls are pretty but whores aren't cool!

[sameerrajakumar]

all in one take n where's my FLD t Shirt? please

[owenmombob]

More deark d. He's probably the best part of fld

[owenmombob]

Lol 5:49

[shafta99]

there was a car like up in the eighties. it was called a yugo, amazing how things come back up like vomit!

[WiZdOm17]

"WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!..." LOL! Hey Derek, have you seen the video of Bill O'Reilly flipping out during a taping of Inside Edition? LOL!!! When you said "We're gonna do it live!" it reminded me of it...

Look it up!

[eeeen321]

@WiZdOm17 FUCK IT!!!

[banhxewheel]

can you guys make a hump day girl of the week archive?

[comedicd]

@banhxewheel we should have, i guess if you go back to every wednesday episode since we started HDGOTW you can find it out...do it, email it to us, and a tshirt will be sent your way!!

-Derek D.

[southsideny]

PUNKASS!!! Talkin all slow and shit!!! LOL

[DDawgInkTVProduction]

more one takes plzz

[MacX1993M]

This show gets better every time! Keep it up!

[IanEduardoMeneses]

VW Up! DVD included so you can watch Disney/Pixar's Up!

[Kufwit]

funniest list of suggested videos for a FLD episode ever !

[paulb4uk]

50 mpg seems shit for such a small car and any car that has less than 4 cylinders is best to avoid i know there is a recession but cutting the 4 cylinder off the engine is not the way forward .

[MrComputerSaint]

You know I like FLD and not manufacturer monday as it is all one show, with MM I find it annoying going to different videos. I just want it all in one video. Just my personal opinion though :)

[RampantFury925]

It wasent really a earthquake, just Chuck Norris practicing his roundhouse kicks on a tree.

[zakmal]

Camel toe. I love FLD.

[zakmal]

I love this episode!

[ojcbest]

i see camel toe.

[hiyukenmusic]

@ojcbest this officially makes you gay but this is so funny....COMMENT OF THE WEEK

[vonversace]

pls..give more details to hugh gemballa death in s africa

[TheViolentBuddha]

Im pretty sure it wasn't NYC first earthquake.

[roydied15]

VW is gonna make the market share program titled "UP Yours"

[MeatballYaro2]

that VW looks...hideous. the 50+ mpg won't save it from that.

[corbelius6]

She is Smokin Hot. Big Thumbs UP!

[StreetKingEvolution]

You guys have too much fun!

[BigKiddStats]

bull sperm is in red bull

[shagy2k5]

It was in DC, you guys only felt the left over waves. Where I was at, it felt like the roof was about to collapse.

[Cronosxiwar]

lol there are "semen" and "sperm" in the suggestion videos

[TBAGGZ1]

You guys should do it one take from now on. Highly entertaining.

[duplessis2006]

get to a car wash stat

[XenoRacing]

a VW that runs on helium? O:

[LouwrensStassen]

@XenoRacing lol not a noble gas... natural gas...

[vothry]

Explamation mark? Really?

[comedicd]

@vothry ummm no, Exclamation Mark

[vothry]

@comedicd Say hi to Mark for me, whomever he is.

[stunnaonflyrims]

Can you PLEASE start varying your hump day girls... seriously mix it up a bit.

[comedicd]

@stunnaonflyrims we do it's a different girl every week

[stunnaonflyrims]

@comedicd A different girl of the same profile... LITERALLY mix it up with girls of different ethnicity more often is all I'm asking.

[Bilaltq]

here's the link people

youtube.com/watch?v=WPczKf51rx­8&feature=channel_video_title

[ExRussian86]

I bet that's what DD does other than FLD, jacks off bulls in a canister....

[MCmitcherious]

how bad was the quake in NYC? i felt the quake that happened in VA and i live in Cary, NC. i didnt notice it was an earthquake at first until facebook exploded with all the earthquake statuses. i was sitting on my bed watching epicmealtime and all of a sudden my bed started moving, it was pretty strange. what was the FLD team doing when it happened and was it the same quake that happened in VA??

reply and ill give you a high five!

[comedicd]

@MCmitcherious we were just working on the show and we are also 46 floors up, it was some sketchy shit..but all good, HIGH FIVE to you!

-Derek D.

[TheD415]

california 6.8 earthquake.. meh

new york 6.0 earthquake.. everyone goes batshit crazy on twitter/facebook

[ThePunisher1978]

Awesome !more show in one take!

[beeroot9]

i didn't kno dallas had moose knuckles like that...Sheesh!! i need 2 go hunting there ASAP...

[305pride]

let me know when that link comes up

[comedicd]

@305pride it's up!

[305pride]

@comedicd thank you

[305pride]

@comedicd subbed for more earthquake videos lol

[FudaFilms]

Well

While watching the credits (Actually Paying attention)

Did Ralph Wiggum actually grow up and become a Gaffer?

Love the show keep it up

FLD!

[zoinggo]

another fail is up was made by pixar

[teampig]

Up! is a VW portfolio ruiner

[timppa600]

Wheres the earthquake videolink?

[Swidhelm]

Man, look at the hips on her!! My knees just buckled!

[lost7spirit]

Yo D, so funny this guy has his game face on today. 1 take is awesome.

@lost7spirit haha thanks man!

-Derek D.