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  • I can't hear anything because of this echo.

  • the creepy guy's theme song would be "pumped up kicks"

    has anyone ever really listened to the lyrics? that s***** is scary!!

  • Less than 240p we meet... for the first time.

  • recorded with the new poptart 4s

  • Guys shut up this person acually experensd came cook its a.nice memery and this user is sharing with us thank out

  • Recorded using calculator

  • lol. on the coments...

  • So what if its terrible quality? This person at least posted it for others to see or hear if anything and Dane Cook is awesome! Thank you for posting dude!

  • Did you film this with a calculator?

  • was this filmed with a stone?

  • people cam the fuck down it was film by a toaster

  • unbearable quality.

  • Could the quality be any worse ?

  • God damn was this recorded with a potato?!

  • @HeroCrest69 Quite possibly the funniest comment I have ever read on YouTube. You are to be commended, I thank you.

  • He filmed it with his ASS, people.

  • good thing i memorized everything dane cook says or i would have no idea wat this vid is about

  • why do people insist on filming these vidoes with a goddamn calculator?

  • @NStenO nice lol

  • @NStenO

  • 283 people are the creepy guys

  • DANE COOK IS COMEDY FOR RETARDS

  • Was this filmed with a calculator?

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  • Who in their right minds would thumb up this piece of shit video? WHO??!!!!!

  • 270 dislikes you are the creepy guy at work !

  • Never film a live show. Unless you have a really good quality camera, and can keep your dam hands still.

  • Why would you upload this? I can only hear laughter.

  • Really bad audio

  • @gtarox225 what audio? all it consists of is laughter and some f***er coughing.

  • Cook a total D bag and not funny at all

  • LMAOO thanks for tha candy ;)

  • waste of bandwidth

  • BAD AUDIO

  • ur momther sucks good dick

  • dude way too freakin far

  • Dane cook and tosh are different bitch your gay

  • Daniel Tosh is better

  • he's an awesome comedian but awful quality

  • it's not the camera's fault the madison square garden is just too loud.

  • wtf is this.......whoever filmed this has a terrible cammera....surriosly!!!

  • @eddie1156 It's a camera phone; aside from the iPhone 4, you can't expect 720p video quality.

  • To make this actually funny, hit that soccer ball thing under the video.

  • @vonhollen39 lmao i tried n it lit up red n mad a annoying noise but it was funy

  • its MFC not msg. dumb ass. MFC stands for Monkey Fucking a Coconut!

  • how the fuck does this have a million views

  • "Thanks for the candy."

    Lol!

  • this video is soooooo stupid and this person cant even handle the camera still dane cook is sexy though

  • lol dane cook the best

  • yeah i flimed this at the age of three months old

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  • bad fucking quality

  • whats the dvd called

  • my phone takes better video than this piece of shit

  • @TheTroglodyteKing Touche.

  • @SkullCeations What is this movie called???

  • alright.. this is rediculous.. why dont you leave the filming to the professionals.. oh yeah and that, "cough cough," very nice.. made the audio soooo much better..

  • A Dane Cook show would piss me off for the same reason a Beatles concert would piss me off...Girls, stop screaming. He's not going to spot you in the crowd if you're loud, and decide he wants to be the father of fifteen kids with you, so stop screaming like retarded chimpanzees. All you're doing is wasting the money of every sane person that laid their money down for a ticket.

  • i can't fuckin hear him...

  • that wouldnt even be an entertaining show cause everyone fuckin knows the jokes

  • i cant even tell what hes saying, what a stupid video.

  • @fashionbeautyrocks then go watch one of 500 other videos of the same skit.

  • @fashionbeautyrocks want me to translate ;)

  • dane is funney but the dude who video taped this us stupid

  • And so are you for being horrific at spelling.

  • fucking lol so many prople who can't speel on youtube

  • @daniel68608

    *People *spell

  • >:( This is really bad quality and there is a retard laughing

  • thats probably the guy filming! XD

  • @penguin1045XLO i didnt even hear the dude laugh yet but LMFAO @ this comment

  • @Rx78RN

    .. are you that creepy guy at work?

  • Yes I am, I'm watching you right now, waiting for the right moment.

  • @toriyama

    Yes. c:

  • who the hell filmed thiis its terible quality

    >:-h

  • @MIKEYGRUNGER16 you try being in a crowd far up in the stands. It's not some professional from comedy central filming this. If you hate it so much, then make your own video.

  • @MIKEYGRUNGER16 yea quality is so bad u'd think they used the fuckin house phone

  • @MIKEYGRUNGER16 Where else would you see the same video? On television?

  • @MIKEYGRUNGER16 Well, what else are you going to record with when the venue disallows video cameras?

  • @MIKEYGRUNGER16 atleast he went there >:-h

  • @pimpmaster251307 It looks like he filmmed it from his tv or computer screen :3

  • @MIKEYGRUNGER16 sorry not EVERYONE is rich asshole

  • thanks for the candy.

  • no its madison square garden

  • No thats MSgt.

  • The sound is horrible u cantunderstand what Dane is saying

  • that actually makes his act better

  • lol

  • what does he say at the end?

  • "thanks for the candy"

  • who doesn't bro, who doesn't?

  • omg i love dane cook

  • i think you mean over-rated

  • He's funny to the majority.

  • over-rated not raded

  • Damn. i got the 1000 rating. thats a first

  • why would someone thumbs down your comment -.-

  • actually a 1000th

  • no he didn't, people are being fucking retarded

  • Dane cook did not die !!

  • i wish

  • wow bro if you dont like it just dont watch it. why would you waste your time on some stupis bullshit comment like that.

  • im pretty sure this is live dumbass

  • kinda looks live to me DVS2D1

  • Yeah it's live, lol.Actually watch part of the video so you know what you are about to comment about.

  • Only Dane Cook can be this funny.

  • what did he say 3:28 !!

  • Thanks for the candy

  • haha thanks

  • Why are their so many reds and now im next

  • holy shit the chick from the other vid is there

  • does anyone no where i can find the dvd verison of this? but like online

  • EBAY?!?!?MABY EBAY

  • the voice at the end was overwhelmingly funny

  • *1 min into the video* ok im done this is gay, i love dane cook but i cant hear ANYTHING!

  • i hate liive vids everyone is like ahhhh lolololololol wewewewewewt adsa daskd.s adj dlsld sdf bother bother!!!.

    ill just buy a **** ticket

  • plz remove this crap from the internet YOU SHAME DANE COOK WITH THIS VIDEO

  • ackbob, Dont Be A H8er

  • i like Dane Cook,allot. your crappy video is sad and shameful.

  • shut up you fuckin faggot, they put up this video for people to watch, no one cares if you dont like it you faggot.

  • lol if you wanna see him just go to a concert they don't cost much only like $100-$300,

    so why watch this bad quality video

  • well can u just tell me where that concert is in?????????? tell me the place or something cuz am in dubai.... tell me if dane cook iis here -.- i rlly wanna see him

  • lol ur so lucky u live in dubai. isent it like the richest country in the world? i know all hollywood stars go there.

  • yaya just come to dubai ull feel like... idk BORED its never good well not never but it is being better now from where r u? so am rlly bored here dunno wht to do dubai sucks for me a bit..... i WANNA go to somewhere else like hollywood hehhe

  • I love Dane Cook!! I learned about him only a few weeks ago, but I instantly loved his comedy

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hzhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hsahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahaha

    im on drugs

  • hey uguys wanna get the f@&$ out of the breakroom? lets go on the roof and breakdance!! lol

  • "THANKS FOR THE CANDY!!!" lol i love this guy

  • what the hell is so funny when he says thanks for the candy?i dont get it -.-

  • its great, but terrible video feed and who ever is videotaping talks to much

  • lol luv dane cook

  • You are sooooooooooooo lucky!!

  • haha I loved this video "I talk to the Creepy Guy because when he snaps shoooooooooooooootttttttt" HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FREAKIN' LUVRED IT!!!!

  • stfu ur just jealous :)

  • It's because they're excited to hear this joke, because they've heard it before. Dane Cook has a knack of retelling old jokes at his newest shows since fans want to hear them so much.

  • learn how to spell thats what they call a dictionary

  • ok, why do u give a shit if they spell something wrong?! wtf get a life do u click on videos just to tell them u spelled something wrong!? idiot

  • XD LOLZ

  • If I could just understand....ANYTHING....

  • I have the Cd's on my i-pod and I like those better than the video. He is very funny though.The videos are not my fave but I love you.