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  • No Dr. Piper is not Jewish. He is a Christian.

  • but the fruit of the spirit is NOT badness.

    they are listed as love joy peace patience kindness GOODNESS gentleness and self control.

    so piper is telling us he is carnal and not qualified to preach?

    well, I knew that already

  • We're not just bad, we're wicked. if I could know the extent of my depravity, I don't think I would be able to go except for some kind of extreme grace from God keeping me going.

  • he's Jewish, right?

  • This is pretty funny.

  • This is hilarious!! There was a time when a Christian minister would be embarrassed to say this. Nowadays they flaunt it like a badge of honor. Now, the question is, which minister of the "Gospel" will be unshamed-faced enough to share how much badder he is than everyone else!

  • Ah...por favor, seja lá quem voce for, me poupe !!!! Vá ler a biblia e buscar a DEUS em sua pobre e vazia vida , voce é um forte candidato a fazer companhia ao anticristo e seus seguidores na grande tribulação, pois, SOMENTE OS QUE VEEM DEUS A DISTANCIA ACREDITAM QUE SABEM TUDO SOBRE ELE ( DEUS ). VOCE AINDA TEM DIREITO À GRAÇA DE DEUS, APROVEITE E ACEITE JESUS COMO SEU SALVADOR E ESCAPE DO CASTIGO ETERNO . SEJA INTELIGENTE E PARA DE CRITICAR . SUA MENTE DEVE ESTAR VAZIA OU CHEIA DE BOBAGEM.

  • Jesus was in the construction industry , so when he says he will come back , dont believe him , if he is anything like my plumber

  • haha this is classy

  • To all those who are brand new Christians & those who have been justified by faith please DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS GARBAGE! This is a religous spirit & has led many to doubt their salvation, exchange their faith which satan is greatly after for a lie, to "prove" your saved via Washer, Piper, Macarthur & the like. Keep your Armor on please!!! I have videos that challenge these heretical teachings of TULIP Calvinism, Armenianism & the like The wrath Washer is exhibiting is not of God but of the flesh

  • @PureGraceEvangelism The Bible teaches to challenge your brother, don't even mention Piper and Washer in the same sentence. Washer pounds it down your throat Piper has so many dimensions and is incredibly objective

  • I love piper but this one is really funny : )

    but I hope that this video was not created out of misinterpretation with what he's saying. anyways, this is really funny.

    

  • Iz bad >>>>Iz good!

  • I love Piper but I have to say this is funny lool

  • Allow the Word of God to divide asunder between soul and spirit, and then you will discern that the reason a Newborn child of God is overwhelmingly convinced that it has been forgiven is because it is identifying its "I" as its incorruptible God-born spirit rather than with the sin-wracked soul. (John 3:6) This also clears up false interpretations of 1 John 3:8-9. It is the soul that sins. I WAS a sinner, but I have been saved by Grace that I might become the righteousness of God in Messiah.

  • @OKandNOWwhat this makes absolutely no sense... John 3:6 says... He asked this only to test him, for he already had in mind what he was going to do. This doesn't relate substantively in any way to what you wrote or 1 John 3:8-9. So this "word of God" doesn't support your assertion... is there one that does?

  • @rtslayer

    U are reading John 6:6, not John 3:6, which reads, "That which is born of the flesh is flesh, & that which is born of the Spirit is spirit." "God Is Spirit." (John 4:24) He that is born of God is a spirit, not a soul. Man was created in the Image of God, Who Is Spirit. (Gen 1:26-27) Man was breathed into a dust body & became a living soul (Heb., nephesh). (Gen 2:7) Thus, the soul is "born" of flesh & is included in the phrase "the flesh." See Hebrews 4:12, John 6:63, Eze 18:20. Bless U

  • **LOL**

    That Piper apparently laughed at this tells me all I need to know.  :)

  • dude i love john piper....but this is just a joke

    Sometimes you just have to learn to laugh......

  • thats not a problem for john piper coz he speaks the truth n truth is always bitter n this is a fact that those who speak the truth are always consider by others especially those who doin wrong..

  • I think this video was created for Laughs, and it did a good job.

  • Any idiot can make a judgment by taking one sentence out of context. It's the only way people with a poor argument can win (so they think).

    Too bad you don't play the rest of the clip. But then again, we'd find out the truth of what he meant and you don't want people to know that.

    I don't necessarily agree with everything that Piper says but I think he's one of the best Bible teachers and communicators there is. I guess you're just acting out of jealousy.

  • and have quality things coming out of their mouths....i dont put them down, even though i disagree.. people have different opinions... why fight and rebel against it???? would God want us to do this???

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  • yeah that why the armanians are very good people and the bloody calvinist is bad....people

  • Jesus Christ is GOOD !!!

  • @DJPantanal2014

    Which is the exact opposite of John Piper, isn't it? xD John Piper is bad.

  • @MajorMotionMatt we're all bad, if wasn't by the grace of God we would be all lost

  • Gotta disagree, Jesus Christ isn't good, that is to say he isn't merely good, he is PERFECT

  • John Piper is bad. John Calvin is BADASS.

  • LOL

  • John Piper is BAD

    He does not just do bad things

    He IS bad, IS BAD!

    #haiku

  • Nice video. He is a great speaker, I like listening to his sermon.

  • John Piper IS BAD!!!!

  • IlikeZappa...You are in a sad state of affairs friend. You believe that Faith is wrong? That science and the other sit at opposed sides??I bet you believe in evolution right.. Wow, if you want to claim that you came from a monkey, then here's a banana my friend...

  • Thanks for the banana matty ! Not just me , erm ,everyone who isn`t a poorly educated Christian fundamentalist , accepts that evolution is a scientific fact and the cornerstone of modern biology.

    Now , about that talking snake ? that one is certainly missing from the fossil record....

  • Evolutionists have changed their minds, donch'a know. Ya...now we don't come from monkeys, but we have a common ancestor.

    Keep up with the game. Ya don't want other evolutionists to think to think you're an uneducated Christian fundamentalist!

    Go to some of their meetings where they get together, speculate and cast lots to determine what is science and what is not.

  • Do I have to go ? I would feel soiled. When does "Dr" Kent Hovind get out of jail?

  • That's okay. I would feel soiled, too. And I do not know when Mr. Hovind gets out of jail. You could write him a letter. :)

  • Dear "Dr" Hovind ,

    You may be a worthless piece of slime , who deliberately twists and distorts his feeble misunderstandings of science in order to extract millions of dollars from gullible folks who cant see through your wilful cretinism , but I hope Leroy is merciful enough to soap your weary anus before he rams you yet again.

    In Darwins name,

    Ricky.

  • Sure science and "Faith" are incompatable. I just watched a program on the Hubble Space Telescope. It was fantastic to see images of stars where the light is billions of years old. I wish that all of you Christians could feel the joy in viewing the universe as it really is , based on the available evidence , rather than embracing a belief system which is unsupported by any , and is a rather feeble old story compared to the truth.

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL @ the last pic

  • This is very funny

  • haha, funny vid, i love John Piper, love his sermons, guyz like him and Paul Washer , Carter Conlon and John MacArthur are awesomely gifted to preach the word in truth, Thank's be to GOD for true men of GOD in this desperate time.

  • Today the body of christ is experiencing spiritual growth! We are blessed to know the history by the grace of god through our brothers. We must now accept the truth that comes from revelation grounded in the bible. No more "American christianity" Liberal or Conservitive. John Piper and Td Jakes are only passing the "torch" You and I are "blessed" to have had these servants of our father! James 1 5-8 & James 3 13-18

  • They make claims which are demolished by scientific understanding. If you accept the teachings of John Piper as factually correct then you must also agree that Science is wrong , planes dont fly , Nuclear power plants do not produce electricity and 2+2 does not equal 4.

    You cannot have it both ways.

  • Your logic is sound. However, here we are talking about "faith" and faith requires to "feel certain" about the hope of the after life. Logic and reason are useful now not after we die. Either you have hope or not. There is no twos ways about that.

  • "Faith" , then , is a substitute for reason.

    Hoping you will not die , does not mean there is any evidence that you will not.

    You are a transient being friend. You are part of a bigger picture. Be happy and see the universe as it really is , without this crappy "faith" thing holding you back.

  • Being transient, being a part of the "bigger" picture and seeing the universe as it "really" is ......is a matter of personal "belief" "faith" etc.....you are entitled to "your" opinion "believed" as fact......

  • You read scientific books and I read the bible we will have two diffrent experiences in life........now and after death.......

  • True , but surely evidence to support ones beliefs is important , otherwise you might as well believe in fairy stories.

    Scientific evidence and religious dogma do not sit evenly at either end of the scale of credibility B2I

  • Faith is the substance of things hoped for.

  • Exactly , just wishful thinking and nothing to do with the Truth as revealed by wonderful Science.

    (Though why you would wish to live forever in a place that only had Christians in while you knew that everyone else was being tortured is beyond me)

  • ?¿god bendiga you

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  • AWESOME COMMENT! YOUVE JUST GIVEN THE LAST NAIL HIT! It's a shame for us christians to discuss those thangs like we do. The one thang the world sees is a bunch of immature people who cant agree on salvation.

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  • Amen! My brother speaks truth! We are blessed to understand today what Calvin and Arminian didnt. I am grateful for them and now we "as the body of christ" must continue to mature spiritually have the flesh submitt to the truth.

  • Thank you.

  • .....WE r all just sinners..

    the end..

    nothing to it we r bad in the eyes of

    GOD.... no way to soften it up...

  • lets pray more each day to our Lord and Savior! no greater joy than this! amen! praise Jesus!

  • man, reading all these comments is saddening. We may have different views about the nature of God and existence but aren't we missing the big picture? We worship the same God, the same Jesus Christ, the same trinity and ultimately we agree that we are only saved as a result of the amazing and UNFATHOMABLE grace of God. This is a topic for discussion and learning, but if we're dividing over it, we're damaging the body of Christ and I don't think any of us wants that.

  • @Keetan22

    What's worse is how much this has been blown out of proportion. It's a joke. It's obviously not intended to cause such angst and division, but to make somebody chuckle in an observational way, not incite some kind of finger-pointing, "my theology's better than yours" that's cropped up.

  • Just to sober some: Piper is NOT a calvinist. He's an arminian, allegedly.

  • A man made doctrine irresistible grace is is a joke. peter denied christ 3 times. and after the bread of life speech concerning the eucharist judas and many disciples left him, calvinism is a semichristian philosphy not christianity

  • IF the Bible teaches Calvinism , it would not have taken 1500 years for the doctrine to have come to light. There is no TULIP in the teachings of the lord, it is a man made tradition invented by protestants

  • EXACTLY!!!! From changing Gods Character into a monster sending babies to hell... Calvinism has bore bad fruit from the days of Calvin murdering those in Geneva who disagreed with ( IN LOVE & GRACE I'M SURE!!!!) to murdering those accused of witchcraft in Salem... Were they not all Calvinists??? The arrogance of Calvinism is really reaching the gutters with the Calvinism Pride! Piper himself does not know if he is really going to heaven or not which contradicts the Bible again!

  • lol have you read John chapter 6, 10 among many others? or do you decide to skip over what you dont think appeals to you? people dont like calvinism because they want to stay in their comfort life of listening to "Joel" live a good live...ITS SAD

    every single chapter of the New Testament teaches at least one of the precious 5 diamonds of grace... dont believe go check it out with a HUMBLE heart

    calvinism is not for the proud but for the humble

  • @savedbyjesuschrist1 I have read these chapters, but I'm still not a fan of Calvinism. I'm Lutheran.

  • @Interestingenough4 lol... Calvinism came out of Lutheranism

  • Are you kidding? Have you read St. Augustine's anti-Pelagian writings? Have you read St. Jerome -- the man who gave the western Church, the Catholic Church, the Vulgate Bible -- on the same subject? You'll find it's way before 1500 years, friend. We're talking 400 years. Oh, not to mention Holy Scripture.

  • So is Arminianism.

  • calvinism is a man made tradition nothing more

  • thank you for our salvation Christ. we know that we cannot do anything except by your sovereign grace

  • LOL!

    Get down w'cho bad self, Piper.

  • ROTFL!

  • There are lots of "bad men of God" I read in the bible ex: Noah became drunk, Moses killed an egyptian, Rahab was a prostitute, David commited an adultery, Jonah being disobedient and ran away, Peter denied Christ 3x, Paul persecuted christians etc... and now John Piper is bad hahahaha. <3

  • none of those people you named exept John Piper were saved! When we get born again, we become the rightiousness of God. We were declared rightious! It is no longer "us" that live, but Christ that lives in us!

  • Wait, wait. did you just say that the apostle Paul is not saved? Cuase if so, you may want to rethink that line of yours "Chris lives in us" because that is straight up Pauline theology (Gal. 2:20). Anyway, this video is technically correct - especially within the Calvinist tradition. It's the doctrine of the depravity of man, and it's quite biblical. Paul himself said that he was a "wretched man" (Rom. 7:24).

  • That word wreched in the original greek text is "talaiporos", which means enduring trial, i.e. miserable---wretched. You have ran up on an informed believer. Don' t come at me with that calvinist mess. come to me with the Kingdom of God! This video is so off, this is why our childern are running to the world, because in the church, yall are telling them that they are bad,they r sinners,the and dust. And we wonder why our children are committing suicide and dealing with so many insecurities!

  • I'm man enough to admit that I am wrong. I should have looked it up before. I am not a calvinist, I do disagree with their extreme interpretation, but I also disagree with the other extreme interpretation that just because we are made righteous that everything will be peachy (as per, Joel Osteen for example). Earlier in that passage Paul talks of the dual nature living in us - of sin and the spirit. It's a remidner that Jesus' salvation is not just a one time deal, but a continuing perfection.

  • Christ's salvation is a one time thing. When he died on tha cross, he said "IT IS FINISHED"! You are saying christ's finish work was not enought? We are saved by grace and not by works. Salvation is a gift. I will tell you what, you keep workin' for it, and i am just gonna walki in it!

  • now you're just twisting my words. I said nothing of salvation by works, rather that Christ's saving work continues past that initial "event". His indwelling life in us (as you have spoken of) is one which is a continuing work (His work) in us, until the day we attain perfection.

  • Thanks bro. Stay blessed and go and find some non believers to share your faith with. All of this back and forth about little stuff is not accompishing anything. That's our prob, we spend so much time at each other's neck that we forget about our great commission!

  • Now what about the first half of my comment, questioning whether you said Paul was not saved?

  • of course Paul was saved. He rocognized himself as it being no longer him that lives but Christ that lives in him.

  • Haha..Hilarious!! Nothing more to say!!

  • lol true that sixfigures never gets old! love piper

  • the best part is when he says, "and so are you!" LOL, I love it! :)

  • Say, does Dr John moonwalk when he preaches??? Oh come-on don't say I'm the first to think it!

  • LOOOL!!! Wud b quite a show xD

  • Praise be to God for our awesome Falleness reconciled by Christ Alone in Faith Alone, given unto us by Grace Alone

  • amen justin.

  • never gets old.

  • Im not bad, i was justified and made right with God. I am now the righteousness of God

  • christ in ....but you are.....bad

  • John Piper's statement is taken out of context. Think it through!

  • AMEN!!!!!

  • John Piper has totally changed the way I look at my christian life. From trying to live for God by not breaking the rules, to just focusing on how good he is, and how his goodness is greater than any other pleasure.

  • lol

  • QUESTION:

    Who here is really good?

    -----------------------------

    "If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone"

    Jesus Christ quoted in John 8:7

  • "Mummy , put the stone down!" John 8.8

  • No,you're both wrong it's the real gospel of JESUS CHRIST......IXOYE

  • he's preaching catholisism

  • I know those are evil thoughts and I will have to answer for them, but God knows that I've always been warped....I try harder though..Peace & Love...maybe those guys will

    see the err of their ways and stop the craziness...Amen???

  • dont hold your breath g/a. Maybe the American people will kick them out this fall?

    Are you sure you dont want the queen back? She may be German , but she is a nice old dear.

  • yeah, they'll be gone, but "guess who's comin' to dinner".....and it ain't Sidney Poitier .... M'Cain or Yomama Obama...what a choice...obammy wants to make it mandatory for all children to learn spanish... UH..scuse me, but I thought this was America..where English was to be learnt before citizenship was granted...what was I thinkin'?? That would mean Vietnamese kidz wud have to learn 2 languages...Not America anymore... iz AMERIKA...keep queen...u want bush&cheney?need work...

  • you are being hard on dick arf arf

  • that's funneeeee!!!

  • All Governments are like that g/a. I hate to wave the finger but Bush`s power base has a lot to do with good old God fearing ,Patriotic,not real smart, dont care if he is an idiot so long as the right soundbite comes out of his mouth,dont care if I get shafted so long as I git ter keep muh guns,dont care if the tv evangelists he is seen with are frauds and charlatans , dont care if he shits on the constitution , because he doesnt take blow jobs in the oval office OIKS.

  • Bush is definitely an oik....but I'm not privvy to what he receives from the VP in the oval orifice....

  • Furthermore, I am a patriot... like I said before, I love my country, but our government is run by murderous power, money mongering bastards...

    Bush/Cheney......the evilest of evil....

  • Murdering people for their natural resources is the American Way. I thought you were a patriot. You stole that idea of us Brits anyway. PS Napoleon can you stop talking about God ? There isn`t one. That idea is an anachronism from the stone age. We are talking about paranoid conspiracy theories and cheese now. Heretic? Oh good , do we get to torture him now? Prefer to torture Macarthur. John seems ok.

  • FWIW, I've asked Bufantas numerous times to call into Unchained Radio or CARM Radio (google them) to present and defend arguments for his atheistic worldview, instead of spewing blather in the comments sections of unrelated videos. He utterly refuses, despite the fact that in his profile he says, "please contact me if you would...like me to explain that there is no God." You'd think an "evangelical atheist" would want some free air time? Ready to step up to the plate yet, Bufantas?

  • Ok Chre , as soon as you present a detailed account of your reasons why you believe that all the nobel prize winning college professors whose job is to use logical reason to produce an idea of the structure of the Universe are all wrong and you somehow have an insight that they havent your intellectual capacity to realise. Cant wait. In the meantime I will carry on with my blather. Ps no chance of you coming up with anything new is there buddy? I am falling asleep

  • ps stepping up to the plate is a baseball term isnt it? which is a nasty rough game played by oiks who chew gum. Prefer Cricket.

    Chre are you a drinker? You seem to be repeating yourself

  • LOL!!! U R a nut...whut's an oik???

    I digress...buf, do you believe in a moral code... or a law of human nature?

  • an oik is the sort of person who eats with his mouth open and passes the port the wrong way round the table at regimental dinners. You know the type of chap I am sure. Good question g/a. I guess I believe morals are not mandated by a god and are not absolute ,but there are certain consistencies which are common to all cultures. I believe you can be an atheist and act ethically. Nothing wrong with that.

  • Being paranoid doesn't mean that they're NOT

    gulity...the buildings collapsed at free-fall

    speed... engineers and architects have determined that that is an impossibility without some form of pre-ignition on lower floors...jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt structural steel. People were running out of first floor elevators on fire and missing arms and hands and stuff just a couple of minutes after the impact. Not enough time to get there from the impact areas...

  • John Piper is a heretic. Read future grace. Check out RedBeetle's video or John W. Robbins essay on this subject.

    Piper teaches that God's covenant and grace are conditional.

  • G/A Hell (which doesnt exist),no. drug dealers and people who shoot policemen are not my priority concern , although they should be yours because aren`t you supposed to give your love unconditionally as a Christian? I am working on political prisoners , buddhist monks in Burma , Chinese Human rights and Democracy activists. People who undergo immense suffering because they are brave enough to speak out for a principal. I think your Buddy Jesus would dig that. coke dealers can wait

  • Aye......yourrrddd(tongue roll? Scottish) a goot mon bufantas...the druggies kn surley wait... should do a little research before rrrunning me ed eh???What to do w/china...

    communist country participating in a free market economy & everybody looks the other way...child labor, sweat shops....go gittum buddy...almost as corrupt as American gov...

    Love my country, but our government really sux ...

  • I love your country too g/a , even though you know NOTHING about cheese. And , even though the present administration are dismal and uninspiring to the point of despair you should get down on your knees and thank God ( who is the composer JS Bach )that you live in America , Not China where you get sent to camps for "wrong thinking". Same as what you think god will do to me only worse, the evil bastard.

  • Hey buf.....whaddaya mean I know nothing about cheese ??? I have a good friend that is a Packer fan...if anybody knows cheeze, it's the Packers... Dismal??? Uninspiring??? Despair???? Why do you think the terrorists were allowed to attack and destroy the WTC... The Zionist regime (U.S.Govt)had ISS info(among others) and did nothing. IT WAS COLD BLOODED MURDER!!!! ALL FOR OIL!!! Check out "Truth Rising" on YOUTUBE...there are others too...Bush/Cheney= murderous bastards...both big oil men...

  • Can that guy really do that??? Eat your face, I mean???

  • im contacting the lawerys of the michal jackson right now haha

  • Prefer to try and get them out of jail first , then discuss the more esoteric questions of Human life afterwards. Action , not pontification ! PS does the Pope pontificate? Is that where the word comes from or am I just firing on all cylinders today? Darwin bless all my Christian friends , even CHRE who thinks I suck because I dont want Matt Slick to eat my face.

  • Hey buf....iz me...g/a..still pickin & kick'n...when is your new book due out???

    Amnesty international....amnesty is only a good word when referring to draft dodgers ...I don't even want to go there..I know people get caught trying to smuggle drugs and are subsequently arrested and put in a black hole....is that what you give money (or time)to?

  • lol

    We are bad, though. Thank God for salvation though!

  • The trouble is most Christians believe that the only path to enlightenment is their way , which is insulting to other people. I am bad too . I trip over winos on my way to the bank. Dont feel too lonely in your badness pal. I am doing some work for Amnesty international at the moment , who are a fantastic organisation. People caring about other people regardless of their religion. Isn`t that the way to go? C`mon Christians , send them some dough and help some desperate people.

  • Yep. I am obviously a Christian but, I don't discriminate against people just because they're Jewish, Atheist, whatever. I just try to spread the word of what I know is truth but, I try to show love to people, reguardless of who they are. And any true Christian would love people as well

    Jesus wasn't rude to people with other religions, so, anybody who tries to be like Jesus would do so as well, and also teach them in a loving way about God.

  • bufantas: Actually, Christians believe that the only way to God is God (read: Jesus). It wouldn't make much sense to say that there is another way to God besides God.

    Furthermore, no, we aren't to love "unconditionally". I have no idea where you got that heresy. We who are elect are to love completely, without partiality. This almost never means what new-agers, pacifists, atheists, or nominal Christians think it means either.

    End of Thread.

  • Hi Quantum , actually I said "the only path to enlightenment" not God. And presumably you believe that out of the thousands of inhabitants of the invisible spirit world which is inherent in the belief of all cultures ,yours is the only REAL one.(just like the Muslims , Hindus , Aborigines ,Amazon tribes, Japanese shinto devotees . It is normal. When a Hopi tells you that Kokopelli created the world with his flute , dont you dare tell him you have any more substance to your alternative.

  • bufantas: I know you mistakenly write "enlightenment", I corrected you. We don't care about enlightenment. We Christians pray continuously that we become less and less important so that God may grow more and more in our lives.

    Also, we Christians are the only ones with Scriptures with perfect prophecy and perfect Science. Our Bible told us about earth behind a sphere, for example, where as the Hundi work tells us that it's on the backs of elephants. Clearly God didn't write that nonsense.

  • Quantum . The opposite of enlightened is ignorant. And before you dismiss the Hindus may I remind you that the Bible mentions snakes that can talk , men who can walk on water and lots of other stuff that can be dismissed as nonsense. Perfect science? Dont let Steven Hawkins hear you say that . he will fall out of his chair laughing.

  • bufantas: Yes, perfect science. You have given great example of miracles (temporal alterations of reality). They are real. Let me add some more for you: the sun stopping for 3 days, Jesus coming back from the dead, skin rotting diseases disappearing in under a second, trumpets knocking down a wall, oh... and God creating the universe from nothing. These are real miracles. Since the Bible has never been wrong on anything, we know these are real as well.

  • Well ,my (predictable) answer quantum is that you believe they were real , but based on flimsy evidence. Do you also believe Elvis was seen in a supermarket in Scotland because 2 people said so? The Bible is rammed full to its core with factual inaccuracies , lies ,misrepresentation and fairy tales. Sorry dude . the world is 4.5 billion years old , evolution happened , snakes cant talk , jesus is dead, worms will eat you when you die and God doesnt care about you or your little willy.behappy

  • bufantas: The bible contains exactly zero errors. It's quite obvious that you have no seminary training (and therefore are unqualified to make such statements.)

    It's so strange that people unqualified to speak about astrophyiscs normally keep their mouth shut about the topic, but when people unqualified to speak about the Bible make all kinds of statements about it.

    Also, in fairness it's quite stupid of you to say Jesus is dead. You seriously don't want Him saying the same about you.

  • some pretty strange logic going on there Quantum. You just dismissed Hindu philosophy. Did you train for the Hindu religion in order to feel justified in attacking them? I dont need to be a priest in order to look at Christian beliefs and question them . I just have to be confronted by the proposition that the Earth is 4 thousand years old to show you the geological evidence to the contrary , or have some knowledge of physics to know that you cant walk on water. Its not rocket science fellah

  • (which is something I studied at Oxford)

  • Jesus can say what he likes about me . Probably , "Bufantas you may be an arrogant shithead but you make me laugh so I will forgive you" " Thats ok JC , you seem like a good guy . Watch out for those Romans. can I have some more Chianti? That sure is a neat party trick"

  • bufantas: Have I studied Hindu enough to say that earth was not created on the backs of elephants? Yes. Thank you for asking.

    Also, the geological record supports Biblical creationism, not the false religion of evolution. Your information is extremely faulty and will fault under any examination. Also, walking on water was a miracle, an alteration of the physical world.

    Please consider going to a real school where they teach science, not that evolution religion.

    This conversation is over.

  • OK. Dont play with anything sharp and watch out for dinosaurs on your way to church buddy!

    Sorry you think Oxford University is rubbish. I expect all the geology professors are crying into their teacups now that you have destroyed all their half baked ideas!

  • (not)

  • It appears you've aroused the ire of a few more ... you little devil you...

  • Hi g/a how are you sir? jesus said they should forgive me. I would think being burnt in flames for all eternity is sufficient punishment for having a considered opinion. Do you think The United States should introduce this reasonable policy and burn atheists at the stake for dissent? We got rid of a few in England that way.Tough love , I think the Government Program was called.

  • Doing good.Hope you are still being good and helping those little old ladies across the street & all..I chuckle whenever I read these comments.You do enjoy your bantering.

    You and I have had our fun too.. I also have enjoyed it. We are always truthful and sincere in our exchanges. All you have ever asked for(as I remember) is proof. And I have only told what was in my heart..I still have faith that someday you will be a warrior for Christ...Meanwhile, do what you do...keeps 'em on their toes...

  • ok , I will be a warrior for Christ , but only if you give me a green card as that kind of thing only now exists in the more , shall we say , rural , parts of the United States. I would quite happily say "Thankyou Jesus" every morning if I could wake up looking at a lake in Maine , instead of the back of a motorway traffic jam in England.

    Europeans dont give any time to God anymore , we just want to ride scooters and say CIAO

  • Anyway, you only have 3 types of Cheese in America. A certain sign that God has forsaken you and gone to live in France

  • 3!!! you've been getting your information from an unreliable source. We've got more than that in the state of Texas.......montery jack, jalepeno, longhorn, pepper jack...can't name 'em all...not to mention our barbeque and pepper sauce's....

  • muhahmed lives in france.........

  • longhorn cheese? eeeeuw most places I went to in the US said , we got both kinds of cheese , WHITE and YELLER. less`n you count SPRAY ON that is boy. Where you from anyway son? oh England . hows that Prince Chuck? How come he left that little honey for such an old bag? got that the wrong way round didnt he? You may be bible thumpers but it is a great country. peace

  • That's why it USED to be a great country....

    The "Falling away" is occurring...(1Thes.2:-12)...2 Tim. 3:1-5) I know you hate it when I do that, but I can't help myself...Still praying for you though...you'll come around.

    Blessings my friend,

    g/a

  • It could be great again. I suggest you ban firearms and religion. Install a monarchy and eliminate Michael Bolton. Oh , and stop torturing political prisoners , or the chinese will complain at you.

  • Ban firearms??? Why that's unconstitutional...

    Bolton....I understand....

    Chinese...didn't they start that whole torture thing? Chinese water torture ?

  • So is invading Iraq without asking Congress if it was ok. So is placing the ten commandments on the wall of a courtroom in a secular state where coveting your neighbours wife is not a felony. The US constitution was a beautiful statement of freedom and the rights of the citizen to live in a secular country where religion could not be imposed. Everyone will miss it now that it has been shat upon by the last dismal cartel who have the nerve to call themselves the leaders of the free world .

  • It would be nice to see some of you Christians standing up for some moral standards and calling on the government to close Guantanamo Bay , which is a filthy stain on the Character of your nation. If America allows torture , what hope is there for the rest of the world ? I bet Jesus would be horrified.

  • We try, but always get shot down... that's what is wrong with this country...the common folk don't matter anymore(as if they ever did). I remember when whore bush told a t.v. interviewer that he didn't base his foreign policy on public opinion....HULLO!!!! I thought that was what it should be based on...or as you say, the approval of congress...This government sux...it's big business though...the Saudi's got us suckin'

    air....

  • just so you dont feel too miserable gas in uk 12 dollars a gallon.  If things get any tougher I am going to have to sell one of the Ferraris.

  • oh well....can't drive but one at a time anyway...long as you don't gotta sell the yacht....remember you promised for my birthday...

  • dont have one g/a. Much better to charter them , then you dont have all the hassle. Anyway John Piper says idle pleasure seeking gets you into trouble with invisible spirits. This is very ingrained in our culture , even though it isnt true. ( Oh no , religion again! sorry g/a) Today I am going to learn some bluegrass picking on the guitar. There is a guy called pinofluvius on you tube who is brilliant at it. check him out x

  • Didn't know that ...wonder what constitutes idle pleasure??? Aren't all spirits invisible??? I know ,... I'm just picking nits..,oughta be pickin' my Taylor...Good luk on the bluegrass...I never was fast enough for that genre...

  • Well , I have some 15 year old Talisker Scotch Whisky which is visible from here ??

    That has the same effect as believing in the Bible i.e it makes you talk bollocks and say you love everybody , but people avoid you

    ouch. just kidding

  • Oh...I see..you're talking neutral spirits...

    Yes , they'll definitely make one amorous...

    ...and obnoxious.

  • Amen brother.....couldn't have said it better myself.

    g/a

  • If the universe were what you say it is all these things you are using to argue with couldn't even exist and SCIENCE (the study and discovery of laws and truths) would not even be possible!!!!!!!

  • the fact that you can assess and assign opposites to these things and understand them mitigates against randomness. Randomness is always within a set of parameters unless it is TOTALLY RANDOM by that I mean sometimes I trow a ball and it become water, a dove, explodes and kills my friend or becomes a boomerang and comes back to me in the form of a dog to play with and later eat as the color green the number four and a set of bagpipes!

  • The fact that you have a concept of truth, right wrong benefit versus con, shows an understanding of reality and morality.

  • I don't think Jesus would base his ministry around angry shame ya know? Love in Christ

  • LOL

    Check out the extended video in video responses.

    John Piper actually comments on the video.

  • Soooo... what's the purpose of this video? I don't see anything good or us