Hillary Clinton Red Phone Call Satire

[Lexilex2]

LMFAO! I like how "she" says bomb them all fast without hesitation and then says "I have experience!!" Lmao good stuff....I like HRC but this is funny.

[rackers]

1'd. This is weak ass shit.

[larrym1751]

OPERATION CHAOS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nolanpwnz]

LOL

[SeventiesPopRock]

Barack Obama now leads Hillary Clinton by 8 points Nationwide.

Hillary Clinton must concede for the good of the Democratic Party. Hillary can no longer catch Barack Obama in pledged (elected) delegates. Call your elected representatives and ask them to encourage the Clintons to step down for the good of the Party.

[AlecAlbor]

wtf? this was a harsh video and im a supporter but I laughed.wow....such harsh argumentative "comments" and debates on youtube.lol

[brainsfallinout26]

Hello, my name is Hillary Clinton, and I have "experience." LOL, what KIND of experience are we talking here?

[nilesAZ]

She leads (in polls) with the uneducated and the poor.

[ROSARIO9979]

Loosing time

[tubebeans]

even the devil cant be as evil as this bitch. she is a lying sack of crap. why the fuck she didnt do anything about sadaam during the eight years she was in the white house gaining her red phone moment experiences.

[nebaioth]

If Hillary Clinton answers the phone, she will WHINE the person on the other end to death!

Hillary is an incredible Manipulator, but possibly even more than this, Hillary Clinton is a bold-faced LIAR! She thinks all Americans are dumb.

Her recent LIE to add to her Lying Resume, about the Bosnian Trip was so HUGE!!! Then she lied more to cover up the LIE by saying she "misspoke". Now, she is counting on Americans to be dumb enough to buy this, or disengaged enough to forget it! NOT!

[greeklantern]

Q: What does Bill tell Hillary after sex?

A: I'll be home in 20 minutes.

Paid for by a Democratic supporter........

[wowhornby]

My name is hillary clinton and I'm all about exaggerating and lying. Cheating hearts and husbands? Bitches please, I am going to use my name and my husband to get me some votes.

[avitalbarlev]

LOL

[mothboy88]

Yeah, its not technically a war since people in Congress like Hillary Clinton were willing to absolve themselves of their Constitutional duty to declare war and handed willing gave all the power to Bush. But I'd love to watch you tell veterans of Korea, Vietnam, and the Iraq "police actions" (is that what you would call them) that they didn't actually fight in a war.

[mothboy88]

Congratulations on not double posting this time. But that doesn't erase the fact that you stated that Hillary is "against the war." How can you say that when she has voted for every measure to go into the war? The record is clear that she is for the war.

Its tough when your arguments can't stand up to facts and stuff. But hey, if you support your argument, you can always fall back on making up a xenophobic lie about Obama like you did before....

[totheend287]

Too bad it's not even a war. Congress never declared war. You're ignorant and i'm done wasting my time on you all. Stop looking towards the past and look at the future. Good luck to your

[totheend287]

Too bad it's not even a war. Congress never declared war. You're ignorant and i'm done wasting my time on you all. Stop looking towards the past and look at the future. Good luck to your

[totheend287]

Too bad it's not even a war. Congress never declared war. You're ignorant and i'm done wasting my time on you all. Stop looking towards the past and look at the future. Good luck to you

[mothboy88]

Totheen287 - You are such a tool.

1) You don't know that Hillary voted to authorize the Iraq invasion.

2)Obama is not Muslim. Nice attempt to slur him. You have a lot of class. And if there actually was a Muslim who was the best candidate for the job, yeah, I'd be OK with that. But there aren't any Muslim's running.

3) You can't figure out how to post a comment without double posting. There seems to be a pretty high correlation with double posting and lies and ignorance.

[totheend287]

look whos talking you can't even spell my screenname. Not to mention i never said if she voted for or against it. so stfu and learn to read.

[tableturns77]

yea that bitch got dressed and put on lipstick in 3 seconds and then ran to the phone

[totheend287]

okay well i guess you think it's completely appropriate for a muslim to run our country.

[totheend287]

okay well i guess you think it's completely appropriate for a muslim to run our country.

[mothboy88]

Great video. Hilary had the opportunity to show true leadership when the vote on Iraq came to the senate. But she lacked the courage to stand against Bush because the convential wisdom at the time said it wouldn't be politically expediant. If she would have led, more would have followed in a no vote. But instead she decided to follow Bush. It was either lack of character or lack of intelligence. Either way, she will never get my vote as a result.

[totheend287]

this is SO stupid! if you knew anything this video wouldn't even make sense because for one Hillary is AGAINST the war. and two CONGRESS declares war not the president you dumbshit.

[innerrayg]

In theory. Presidents have a long history of ignoring that little catch.

[totheend287]

it doesn't matter! she can't just get on the phone and say "oh invade invade" nobody is that ignorant except bush and the person who made this video.

[eanlikepie]

im 14 years old i know that in the beginning hillary voted for the war she said it her self. Even if she said it was a bad vote she still voted for the war in the first place

[tableturns77]

hillary against the war? oh really now before she was for the war u stupid fuck

[totheend287]

this is SO stupid! if you knew anything this video wouldn't even make sense because for one Hillary is AGAINST the war. and two CONGRESS declares war not the president you dumbshit.

[imperialcereal]

If she was against the war why did she vote for it to allow the president to invade? She lacks the foresight and the vision to be a good leader, now she regreats her decision. Thats fine, but she wouldnt even admit she made a mistake! What kind of a leader is that? From where i'm from its a sore loser.

[center214]

Obama not ready for red phone, with his inexperience, based on his voting record he can't make up his mind. As a state senator he vote "Present" 130 times Which means he chose neither Yes or No. He voted "present" on a bill that would give victims of sex crimes the right to ask courts to seal records of their trials. Which means he was the only member who did not support the bill? If he can't make decision 130 times, what kind of decisions would be making when the red phone rings?

[semiliteratedgod]

Hitlery Rotten Cliton ? No, thx

[2025DPlaza]

NOBAMA

Hillary for President is a NO-brainer.

BTW, she was given intelligence. She went to independent sources around the world and got the SAME answer. THIS was a BUSH-BLAIR, American-British agenda to invade Iraq and topple Saddam. Clinton will put a lifetime of experience against McCain, Obama will put forth a speech he made in 2002.

[PocoPaco16]

I don't quite get it

[henrybesmer]

i was expecting this to be lame... it was hilarious. wtf is the problem? invade! i have experience!

[mr1user]

Hillary-ous

[cyklonb1989]

what the fuck, this is not funny

[Atheist1717]

wow this was stupid

[oughtabemusical]

i would assume this is made by an obama supporter. psh, you guys are so banal...

... hillary clinton is a tough woman and she actually has ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

obama is all talk and no substance.

[frellthat]

Yes, lots of accomplishments, like... hrm, Iraq, NAFTA, taking more money from lobbyists than any other candidate in history... Great accomplishments, Hillary.

Obama has been an elected official longer than Hillary, and his list of accomplishments are not only longer, but better.

[EKSartist]

Tell me all of Hillary's great accomplishments! FAILING on health care? What else? What makes her so much more experienced than Obama? How has being first lady prepared her for the job?

[AWDISP]

Senator Barack Obama stood before Washington's elite at the spring dinner of the storied Gridiron Club. He ticked off his accomplishments, 4 years in Congress."I've been very blessed," Mr. Obama told the crowd assembled in March 2008. "Keynote speaker at the Democratic convention. The cover of Newsweek. My book made the best-seller list. I just won a Grammy for reading it on tape.

"Really, what else is there to do?" he said. "Well, I guess I could pass a law or something."

[EKSartist]

This was a joke, awisp. Duh! Of course he knows he could pass a law!

[forchangeandunity]

hilary rather support mccain than obama in her recent staements---obama never denounced someone from his own party like hilary did---hilary is being secretive and refuses to release the truth on her tax returns to americans-obama has released his tax returns

hilary is listed in the 6national polls as having Less of a chance to beat mccain than obama because of her close relations with mccain-hilary and obama may have simliar goals but are very different when it come to honesty and leadeship

[apcol112]

thats actually holds some truth

[misteeq64]

The my southern American neighbor elect Obama OR Clinton .JUST DO NOT PUT ANOTHER REPUBLICAIN IN THE WHITE HOUSE pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaase.Thank you from a canadian friend

[russohead]

Effin A.

[RedFoxAce]

Lame.

[Steinsac]

Complete BS video! I lost about 1,000 brain cells watching this crap. Obama is so naive, as are his dimwitted supporters. I am going to throw up! Shame on you followers! Ask OBAMA about Rezko the murder and ask him about selling us out to CANADA! NOBAMA 08!

[T1darlantan]

this is soo true Lol

[rycegrl]

first of all, yes nike, you're right. Hilary is a "double edged sword".. in case your new to politics, ALL politicians are!

And for your info, Hilary has been in politics long enough that we HAVE seen her true side (if you actually research beyond this campaign)..

As for Obama.. who knows what his true itinarary is... he sure as heck doesn't have enough history to get an idea..

Basically, if you're voting for Obama.. you're voting for a new puppet. Do some homework!

[hraban77]

This is complete b.s..

The Hillary campaign is funded mostly by special interests including insurance companies. The Obama campaign is right now funded by over one million small donors.

Go figure.

[kube3211]

That's BS. The media is not covering the fact that Obama biggest supporters are Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan Chase, Citigroup, Exelon Corp, which is the Il. utility company that has had several accidents at it's nuclear plants, and that is why Obama is pushing nuclear power as an alternative energy. He's just as crooked as Hillary.

[kube3211]

Vote Nader for real change!!!

[nike2die4]

Hillary is a double edged sword....u will see her true colors if she is president,already she has started showin her diff sides by being the emotional clinton today and tomorrow she becomes the angry clinton...and whatz up with her mockin obama? what is this student union elections? what kind of president resorts to mocking as a means of winning votes?

[HungryVermilingua]

Hillary are you going to make another "Victory Speech" when you lose tomorrow? lol

[grull27]

Hillary 08!

But I have to admit that video was funny!

[Personizzle]

Lol

[nomorefooling]

Barack Hussein Osama = The ultimate Sleeper Cell. It's just bizarre that people are even considering voting for someone who was raised in a Koran School and went to Somalia (Blackhawk Down, you know) to "vacation" in 2006, "socializing" with locals and dressing in Taliban uniform, all while american troops went and fought Al-Qaida there in 2007. Disgusting.

[dtrucks45]

He did not go to a "Koran School". He went to a school in Indonesia. The rest of this comment is BS as well.

[frellthat]

What the hell is a "koran school"? Obama attended a secular, public school, you goof.

And he didn't go to Somalia for vacation, he went there as part of a diplomatic tour of Africa! And "Taliab uniform"? WTF? You mean traditional Somali dress? That's the Taliban uniform? Even though the Taliban were on the other side of the planet?

Jesus, just go back to pumping Fox News into your veins, you brain-dead meat puppet.

[nomorefooling]

Africa's Horn i.e. Somalia is a major battleground in the war on terror. US intervened there last year together with Ethiopia and many Al Qaida-fighters fled towards the Kenya border area where they were either captured or killed. His "diplomatic mission" was in reality self-chosen tour. The clothes he wore were the traditional clothings that the prophhet Mohammed wore and hence the talibans allow. No muslim, and more importantly, no muslim was mistaking the message B. Hussein knowlingly sent.

[frellthat]

You disgusting piece of shit. "The traditional clothings that the Prophet Mohammed wore?" You're talking about the traditional attire of Somali tribal elders, the same attire every President, including Clinton, has worn on visits to Somalia. People like you should be forcibly sterilized.

[nomorefooling]

President Clinton never visited Somalia and I don't think no other US president ever did so either. Somalia is a traditional muslim country, and guess what, somali tribal elders wear traditional muslim attire.

[frellthat]

It's not Muslim attire, you braindead no-passport conservative, it's Somali attire.

And yes, President Clinton did go to Somalia, and so did Hillary, wearing a traditional headscarf and shawl. The pictures are all over the internet, but of course you would never bother actually trying to investigate something like that before opening your mouth, would you? Typical.

[nomorefooling]

I have googled but found no such information. USA got kicked out of Somalia by Obama's pals in 1993, remember?

[frellthat]

As someone else already pointed out, Bill Clinton dressed in typical Somali fashion when he visited Somalia, as did Hillary. Bill was even given a chieftaincy status in a Nigerian tribe (Nigeria being predominantly Muslim as well, with Sharia law in some places). And if you're not resourceful enough to find the photos or the information, that's your problem. I'm not going to hold your fucking hand.

[quiIl]

"President Clinton never visited Somalia and I don't think no other US president ever did so either."

First of all, it's not "no other," it's "any other".

Second, you're an ass.

[nomorefooling]

And no, it wasn't a secular school. Indonesia is a highly muslim country and children in the school he went to are raised as muslims.

[nyprogressive]

You really don't know what you're talking about. nomorefooling. Indonesia is far from purely Muslim, and the school Barack Obama attended was not a Muslim school, and many of the students who went to school with him were not Muslim.

If YOU are the voice of opposition to Barack Obama, that's one more great reason to support Barack Obama.

[nomorefooling]

It was indeed a muslim school in a muslim country. The fact that it had some foreign kids with different backgrounds doesn't change that. As for Obama he was born a muslim, had a muslim father, was given a muslim name and remained a muslim for a number of years. Now he claims he converted to Christianity some 20 years ago. Others say that it only came about when he decided to go into politics.

[frellthat]

"It was indeed a muslim school in a muslim country. The fact that it had some foreign kids with different backgrounds doesn't change that."

That's not what CNN says, you fucking loser.  All you have to do is type in "madrasa" on YouTube and you can watch CNN's investigation into the school, which was a SECULAR school and not a Muslim one. Get a life!

[nomorefooling]

Just because a school is not a Taliban/Pakistani style madrasa it doesn't mean that it's secular. I went to a secular school and was still raised as a Christian there. CNN is liberal and has a strong pro-Obama, and pro-Muslim bias.

[frellthat]

Oh I see, so because CNN is pro-Obama (which is debatable), you can clap your hands over your ears and ignore any story it runs and just believe whatever the fuck you want to believe. Very well.  Conversation ends.

[frellthat]

If you honestly think you're going to help McCain or Hillary become President by spamming YouTube videos with "omg Barack Obama is secretly a Muslim", you might as well find a more productive way of spending your time, because the American people are not that stupid.

[nomorefooling]

You know, Americans elected a fellow named George W Bush - twice, can't find their own country on a world map, don't believe in evolution, most people say they get their news from talkshows etc. Let's face it, Americans aren't exactly the hardest people to dupe and Obama is doing just that.

[frellthat]

Idiot. Obama's strongest supporters throughout this entire campaign have been those with post-graduate degrees. He retains an advantage of more than three to one over Hillary in that area. The segments of the American population who are easily duped are voting for HILLARY or for McCain, not for him.

[frellthat]

I mean really, you honestly think that people who believe the earth is 6,000 years old are voting for Obama? Go to RichardDawkins . net / forum and look at the "Poll: Obama vs Clinton" thread. Obama is winning there by a margin of 90%.

[frellthat]

How can you even compare people who support Obama with those who voted for Bush? Which of the two Democratic candidates has been using Bush/Rove tactics in this election? Look at Hillary's fearmongering campaign video, which is the subject of this video, for Pete's sake. This is total fantasy.

[futrchampion101]

It begs me to ask you liberal fascists, wtf are you so afraid of? Neither one of these loons are prepared to handle a nuclear catastrophe let alone get someone to help clean up a water spill in the WH kitchen.  They are both pathetic and seriously socialists at heart. Move to France if you like their socialism so much.

[frellthat]

Why move to France when we're going to have a Democratic President here in America this year? :D

[beelzabubbleboy]

Liberal fascism---that is hysterical! Wake up and smell the neocon fascism right under your nose!! Lets see--torture, private armies (Blackwater) with no bid contracts, the transfer of the treasury into Halliburtons tax-free offshore banks at the expense of hardworking Americans who have been constantly lied to. Geez man--you need to wake up from this dreamworld you're living in. I recommend electro shock therapy.

[andreasdemarchav]

that is what you think of all the time! war war war war war and war...enenmies....

[frellthat]

According to CNN, it was a secular, public school which had Muslim, Christian and nonreligious students. I would tell you to get your head out of your ass, but there's obviously no point in hoping for such a thing. Instead, my advice for you is to die.

[nike2die4]

idiot so what if he dressed in muslim attire? bill clinton did it nigeria,infact bill clinton was given a traditional chieftancy title in nigeria...does that make him some what a nigerian? no

u idiot focus on the least significant facts and thats why u are in the position u are right now,who ever taught that the canadian dollar would be above the u.s dollar for such a long period of time,get a life and vote for a candidate based on what he/she has to offer and not what he/she wears

[mmajury]

You know who will answer the phone? Take a guess..... Bill Clinton. Because he was up late chasing another intern. Senator Clinton won't be answering the phone, because she'll be roaming the white house looking for Bill.

[Cat0889]

I fUCKING hate BILLARY

[shonester]

Pretty sure that's not what took place. And your "angel" Obama would have skipped the Iraq vote if he was actually in the US Senate at the time they voted.

Oh right....he made a SPEECH against the war. But no way to prove that. He also made a speech saying he wouldn't vote to fund the war and reauthorize the Patriot Act and we all know how that worked out.....

[Shoie13]

Actually, yes there is. If you'd google it instead of letting shit spew from you're mouth, you'd have known:

en.wikisource(dot)org/wiki/Bar­ack_Obama%27s_Iraq_Speech

[Marc714]

I guess the word SATIRE never crossed your mind.

[Shoie13]

Actually, it DID, but I don't see what that was TO DO with what you SAID.

[shonester]

No way to prove that his words meant anything. When running for US Senate he also said he wouldn't support Bush's war funding but when entered the US Senate supported almost all war funding (and the he 'supports the troop' argument doesn't work, he said that when they were already in Iraq). He's talks but his actions are contradictory.

[Gustx8]

LMAO! THIS IS AWESOME!

[kenrg]

ROFL

[bemycandy]

Please, rethink, Vote Obama 2008.

Hilary has been working to be america president since her was president. she did not want to leave clinton during monica because she wants to use clinton to buy america vote. She is very wicked and disperate. save america that we love. vote obama

[StraightShooter01]

This is about change. It's apparent we ALL have concerns. Listen to the man. We all have differing positions on a wide range of issues. Obama STANDS OUT as the candidate best suited to bring us together to discuss issues and work them out together - he doesnt claim he can do it alone - no one can, however if this candidate can tap into that which motivates us all as AMERICANS,

MORE POWER TO HIM!

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[leslielounge]

The Clinton "phone" ad, produced by Texas advertising guru Roy Spence, bears a strong resemblance to a spot that Spence made in 1984 for Walter Mondale in his successful campaign to beat Gary Hart for the Democratic nomination. That ad featured a red phone and questioned whether Hart had the experience to be president.

I THINK HILARY IS XEROXING CAMPAIGN ADS NOW

[StraightShooter01]

From NBC's Lisa Myers and Jim Popkin -

'..Sen. Hillary Clinton has DECLINED to return $170,000 in campaign contributions from individuals at a company accused of widespread sexual harassment, and whose CEO is a disbarred lawyer with a criminal record, federal campaign records show..'

Why on EARTH would you ACCEPT BOTH DONATIONS AND ENDORSEMENT of a firm suspected of SEXUAL HARRASSMENT on such a large scale? If I were a woman, I'd be SERIOUSLY rethinking ANY support for HRC's hippocrasy.

[CanadianPerspective]

1975 Hillary defended a pediphile accused of raping a 12yr old girl. In court, Hillary aggressively accused this child of wanting to have consentual sex with this older man, using her background in child development to get her client a reduced charge. Yeah, she sure is a real defender of children and womens rights. Oh yeah(almost forgot), she threatened a woman(Hillary forcefully grabbed her arm) who claimed she was raped by Bill Clinton!