I know what the bar does. If you don't bite off the other dragons' tails, the bar shrinks; and if you take way too long when it's gone, then you will die!
That game really sucks. Color Dreams and Sachen suck also. Have they made ONE good game for once? I'm afraid not.
Anyway, good review of that game and I can agreee about that weird-looking bar located at the bottom-left of the screen. I even don't know it's purpose also although I never mentioned that in my (text) review of it.
Those bars are showing how much time you have to complete the level. As time goes, your colour changes to yellow and then to white. Also, there are more power-ups, but I haven't played this game for more than five minutes, I just played it to find it out.
Glad to see that your back to review more terrible games. Always a treat to hear you tear a game a new one.
One thing I would have pointed out about that game though was the title screen. Seriously, the first thought that popped into my mind when looking at it was that a rainbow threw up all over it.
Well, a rainbow or the LJN logo. Given how bad this game is, I'll go with LJN.
Oh, so you're safe from that torture called Rumblestation 15 in 1 (a collection of 15 color dreams games, it would piss you almost like Action 52, only with 37 tortures less).
Oh, and will you also include chinese pirated games in your unlicensed garbage series?
Hey, nice to see you back. Might I say that while your reviews aren't necessarily the best ever, they do have a certain 'je ne sais quoi' to them that makes it worth coming back for. Actually, I would liken your approach to game reviews to the hunting m.o. of a violent/disorganized predator such as a wild boar (as in contrast to the cautious and pragmatic pattern utilized by say, a lion).
I played that game myself and I spend really fun time with it, the game was so absurd it was funny, I could never pass the third level :D
graysight 1 month ago
In the words of avgn, it fucking sucks, it sucking fucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit and I don't like it.
Tim92G 2 months ago
Much articifial... No intelligence :P
GrimTheCrow 5 months ago
I know what the bar does. If you don't bite off the other dragons' tails, the bar shrinks; and if you take way too long when it's gone, then you will die!
marshallmccoy29 7 months ago
Hey just so you know when I was a kid I beat that fucking game. It took all fucking day and all it says at the end is "You Win"
domfhtagn 11 months ago
@domfhtagn I'm sorry!!!
Beany695 11 months ago
I own this game for my NES... But it doesn't really work. It starts, but after two seconds it resets. Guess I'm not missing much though, lol.
TheReal0ne 1 year ago
@TheReal0ne No, you're not missing anything. That game really fucking sucks.
NinjaGhostScorpion 1 year ago
At least he's better than the disgruntled gamer.
noahwhitfield2001 1 year ago
What a faggot game.
AllPro777 2 years ago 3
3:56
Apply directly to the forehead.
2000sDigitalBoy 2 years ago
Last episode of unlicensed garbage... *Sigh*
Goodbye, Unlicensed garbage...
IAMONDAILYMOTIONNOW 2 years ago
GOOD JOB! imagine if i was to make NES games and have a company called "DORKSOFT INC."
dorkydorkone 2 years ago
Thank you for suffering for me!
benaji261 2 years ago
What the fuck am i? :)
Plz make some new movies, mpn1990. :)
McMaDMaXus 2 years ago 2
MAKE NEW VIDEOS
wblstudios 3 years ago
That game really sucks. Color Dreams and Sachen suck also. Have they made ONE good game for once? I'm afraid not.
Anyway, good review of that game and I can agreee about that weird-looking bar located at the bottom-left of the screen. I even don't know it's purpose also although I never mentioned that in my (text) review of it.
CrashManEXE 3 years ago 8
What! Color Dreams rocks! They should get a gold medal!
EarthwormJim55 2 years ago
@CrashManEXE Yes, there is one good Color Dreams game, it's called Crystal Mines.
LOKBLUDOM3N 1 month ago
@LOKBLUDOM3N - I've heard of it before... it's so-so in my opinion.
CrashManEXE 1 month ago
Wow, that's probably one of the most boring games I've ever seen; a tadpole eating minnows.
LikaLaruku 3 years ago
Those bars are showing how much time you have to complete the level. As time goes, your colour changes to yellow and then to white. Also, there are more power-ups, but I haven't played this game for more than five minutes, I just played it to find it out.
SpaceNinja88 3 years ago
fuck yeah, bitch, season two <3
ohSNAPrawr 3 years ago
Season 2 is out? HELL YEAH!
IAMONDAILYMOTIONNOW 3 years ago
Glad to see that your back to review more terrible games. Always a treat to hear you tear a game a new one.
One thing I would have pointed out about that game though was the title screen. Seriously, the first thought that popped into my mind when looking at it was that a rainbow threw up all over it.
Well, a rainbow or the LJN logo. Given how bad this game is, I'll go with LJN.
OverlordPost 3 years ago
Oh, so you're safe from that torture called Rumblestation 15 in 1 (a collection of 15 color dreams games, it would piss you almost like Action 52, only with 37 tortures less).
Oh, and will you also include chinese pirated games in your unlicensed garbage series?
TheUniqueMaster 3 years ago
no somari!
sonicrulz101 3 years ago
Hey, nice to see you back. Might I say that while your reviews aren't necessarily the best ever, they do have a certain 'je ne sais quoi' to them that makes it worth coming back for. Actually, I would liken your approach to game reviews to the hunting m.o. of a violent/disorganized predator such as a wild boar (as in contrast to the cautious and pragmatic pattern utilized by say, a lion).
thevi0lat0r 3 years ago
best part is you actualy work harder to make artificial stupidity then actual AI or pre determined paths
Sypran 3 years ago
It still sucks...
Leafblower29 3 years ago
The shows point is about "Unliscenced" Right?
stinkyboybob 3 years ago
could you do super pitfall? for season 2?
Leafblower29 3 years ago
Welcome back! Nice review.
I'm glad this is the last Color Dreams game you'll be doing. There's no need to torture yourself THAT much.
Abalux 3 years ago
i'm surprised you didn't make a "head on" joke
"apply directly to the forehead"
MegamanZXer77 3 years ago
Nice job Crazy.
I have a request...MORE COLOR DREAMS GAMES!
...I'm kidding. XD
TheRealNightBlader 3 years ago
Oh geez, Color Dreams just gets worse and worse! They are a disgrace to all video games!
Welcome back, BTW! ^__^
tbone2004 3 years ago
Horray for artificial stupidity!
detfan93 3 years ago
Glad your back.
samusaran11 3 years ago 2
I am the first to watch it! Wow! Thanks for doing this, believe it or not, I've played this game a lot... mostly for the music, it's very hypnotic.
BionicCommander89 3 years ago