How to Become a Survivalist

[skinwehr]

This video was made so real survivalists have a few surviving people to eat after the first wave die off in the first 2 weeks.

[gralo5]

NO ONE LISTEN TO THIS! these guys are idiots

[XTurtles9788x]

steve.

[TheCaptainjuicy]

If your in the forest and there's the collapse of civilization then there are no gun laws :P

[ericjustme]

this is grabage

[EclipsePheniox]

heres a tip make your own weapons

[juliaisafilmbuff123]

Isn't it "3 G's: guns, gold, and groceries"?

[MandragGanon]

@juliaisafilmbuff123 guns, groceries gold I would think. If you got gold, but no food you're up shit creek. I'm lucky because I live near a natural spring and have atleast a year of food for 4 in my home.

[damiion666]

@MandragGanon What good is guns without ammo! Ammo can be used or bartered keep a reserve of the most popular calibers.

[randomstuff147]

the manual fire method in this is ineffective you should try a friction fire instead

[skycontroler]

I learned more from a 1 min Bear Grylls youtube episode

[Fadsmashers]

This is so lame

[crash979797]

1:33 WOAH WOAH WOAH... IS THAT A SEVERED HEAD????????

[ANoobIsYOU]

Or just follow what Bear Grylls.

[viopsadmin]

Love the hiding in a tree! Nice video, like the humor!

[paragshah2112]

a post-apocalyptic world may have drawbacks but its better than having no hellscape to live in at all :p

yeah while i'm at it i'll just jump up and quickly find a way to earn a million dollars and fly to the moon

this video might as well have been done by expertvillage

[vaidotas86]

question is not how, but why?

[SLowPLaYaH]

what is this? like a saturday night live skit? you really going to tell people they can start a fire like that???

oh.. and it wasn't even funny..

[tweakjonII]

I'm in a tree! YOU CAN'T SEE ME. 

[mewtwo800]

how to become a survivalist

step one: drink your own piss

[mewtwo800]

how to become a survivalist

step 1: drink your own piss

[4twentyproductionz]

GUNS & AMMO,

Weapons and ammunition

[abm1996]

lol that guy with the stck made my day

[xSuLFaTEx]

WATCH

BEAR

GRYLLS

!!@#@!#@!!@#@!

[stephenoes]

DINNER 1:24

[democratichypocrit]

Cell phones are a comfort? LOL

[1010Zayzay]

Yea don't leave yr knife in your backpack attach it to yr pants or yr backpack. If you need it for protection you won't have time to take yr backpack off and get it.

[SPYDER1418]

yea ima fight the guy when i have a knife with me . WoW , this vid is dumm . i love how there is two car in the vid when he is putting he backpack on. lol

[natennateproductions]

Did you know? He used a lighter to light that fire, not sticks?

[Y3llowL3monTr33]

yea bring the shotgun

[fixyourfacenow]

"rub sticks together" LOL

[drewbocop]

@actionbath well when someone with your same stupid mentality shoots your ass and leaves you to die in the woods, goodbye! Have a great time.

[drewbocop]

Great little video. Step 8 cannot be stressed enough!

[Dancerpro1]

If you get a fire started like that there would be little boys everywhere starting fires.

[anglepine]

Ohh...A comet! Go in the shelter! Or go in the room and watch movies!!!

[actonbath]

All you need is a gun and ammo to take what you need from the weak. Why carry around all that crap, take it and even make them cook it for you, sew it for you and carry your water. When you run out of food you can eat them also.

[tapout320]

@actonbath Because even the weak have guns dumbass.

[TheRuggedSurvivalist]

This is awesome because it's funny. Now, if they were trying to be funny or serious is another question entirely...

[Survivalman1979]

This is funny.

[minbound]

LMAO! Is this real or a spoof? WTH?

[FinalDrag0n]

How to Become a Survivalist:

You will need: The internet.

Step1. Watch Bear Grylls.

Congrats you are now a survivalist

[emosplinter]

... that shelter would suk if it rained... and he wants u to go into a cave or roky overhang... if they fall ur dead. period. omg DO NOT WATCH THIS!!! THE FIRE STARTING METHOD SUKS. DO NOT WATCH!!!

[emosplinter]

... that shelter would suk if it rained... and he wants u to go into a cave or roky overhang... if they fall ur dead. period.

[emosplinter]

... that shelter would suk if it rained...

[Valkyriepure]

Put the knife for protection on your waist within reach NOT in your backpack.

[outskool100]

@Valkyriepure 

[HutchNanners1]

@Valkyriepure*someone is running at you* wait WAIT! i need to get my knife out!! your not playing fair!! LET ME GET MY KNIFE OUT!!! gosh...

[polylingue]

he was fighting a zombieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[shaolinadr]

this is insulting to Real Survivalists

[FighterAceee94]

@shaolinadr

indeed... society pretty much turned the word "survivalist" into "crazy" so I wouldnt use that word....

[shaolinadr]

@FighterAceee94

That’s not what I meant. I am a survivalist and call myself so proudly. N yes I get called crazy but that’s partly because I am. LOL well not really but I do take my survival preparations to the extreme (limited by funds). Why I find this Insulting is because of the extremely poor quality of the advice this video gives and someone who is at that low level of preparedness calling themselves a survivalist is insulting to me.

[FighterAceee94]

@shaolinadr

Lucky you.. because you already got a job, your own property, are old enough to legally own a firearm and had a decent amount of time to prepare in knowledge and equipment. I'm getting there but sometimes it feels like its too late. And yea.. guess we're both crazy, lol

[xDeviousProductionsx]

Things your gonna need: Anything and everything at your favorite sportsman retailer. Also, make sure you bring Iodine tablets, they make purified bottled water more purified.

[alpha1138]

It was a great video, but you would want to consider adding a couple of more items to ur "BOB" such as wrope that is strong enough to support your weight and etc.

[HazmaTeam007]

i dont think the firearm laws are going to apply during the apocalypse

[speeakerphone]

2:24 .. voldemort ?! 

[HazmaTeam007]

@speeakerphone lmao

[tylenoljohnson]

my brother talks shit on me for having a survival pack but... he just bought a $32,000 camper. I can live for 24 months or more from my tiny backpack, he may have a bed, stove, couch, tv etc in his camper... but how long would he make it? hypocrit.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

If you're facing the apocaylpse,fuck the police.

[joeguy02]

Fuck following all federal, state, and local firearms laws if this country hits a total economic collapse. Laws will have ABSOLUTELY no meaning.

[johnnyboy41]

Headdesk.

[cucarothcm]

I wanna see him shirtless

[white000bear]

when an apocalypse happens, there will be no federal, state, or local laws

my guns will be the law

[keystrucker]

thanks for the advise :)

[mythic89]

This is so gay

[bpsniper9]

not bad good work

[vivalageorge5]

Good vid

[flamedrag18]

fail on the rubbing sticks together, you have to do it a certain way like the bow or hand drill methods, just rubbing sticks together doesn't create enough heat to start a fire.

[teamjacobteamwolf12]

@FaceGrinder12 seriously

[FaceGrinder12]

I'm sure if I'm alive after the apocalypse I'm not going to be worried about the International Firearms laws.

[Bootnknife]

@FaceGrinder12 As gay as this vid is I will defend his adding that, in that Im sure he had to add that because If some jack ass went out and bought a illegal full auto AK and said this video told him he needed to have a weapon for self defense in case of disaster , some asshole lawyer would try to drag his life into it..

[democratichypocrit]

@FaceGrinder12

[kittehLORDZ]

what that knife in the video??

[PaulAlbacheese]

@kittehLORDZ i think its a kabar or a M4

[kittehLORDZ]

@PaulAlbacheese tjhe knife? lolz

[mehigh2marsiansky]

a good one out of 50

[crazybiscut]

Machete Better the Knife

[crazybiscut]

@crazybiscut Then Knife

[PaulAlbacheese]

@crazybiscut no, machetes arent meant to be sharp as a bayonet or a survival knife. besides the machete is much bigger than another blade.

[crowner123456789]

uh during 2012 i think the last thing on your mind is the law !!

[srm8ib4]

this guy is hot.

[sfshrimp]

@srm8ib4 You gay ass......unless your a girl... which i'm not...... AND I'M NOT GAY, so thumbs down for you :)

[MrAubery]

several gallons of water & canned goods can be pretty heavy. A knife is good but no need to conceal it.

[thisismyfunnyname]

My plan is to open a water purification plant. If you bring me 2 gallons of unusable water, I will return 1 drinkable gallon to you. And no I won't accept gold as a payment.

[LTEpic]

2012 coming people. GET READY! :D

[kittyprincess2100]

@LTEpic I wish i could see your face when you find out it's not happening

[LTEpic]

@kittyprincess2100 haha!

[ImAPlayaB]

good stuff

[barirdeeee2]

cool