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  • Unbelievable, this black man must be an Republican and Christian Fundamentalistic Moron.CFM.

    I think that because of the poster behind him about the birth certificate of Pres. Obama

    Who is he to judge others peoples life.

    The Republicans are a really pain in the ass with their stone age idea's.

    I am European, but we are very liberal here about homo's in most cases.

    Why is this man not taking notice about Priest that sodemise little boy's in church instead of critizise gay's. Live and let live.

  • I am against gay marrige and I'm Mormon I will vote yes for marrige between a man and a woman

  • @Mansand800 What state do you live in so I can start a petition to take away your rights?

  • If its true that when you seek God willingly you are led to the path of righteousness... And you think that some people aren't, then that means they still have a life journey... Right??? Spread your words but don't be hypocrites, and fighting with people left and right because you want things to be the way you learned them.

  • Dude! Ur awesome! As for everyone else... Why are you all arguing over some ancient texts. My parents were Jehovah Witnesses and they told me spread the word, don't force it. God is all-loving... Blah blah blah. Why does it matter? Believe in what you want.

  • Yo religious dumbshits, why are you all judging? To your BIBLE, you are not allowed to judge another for that is a sin. Gtfo. Umadbro?

  • NOOO!!!! OnKneesForJesus has been REMOVED!!!

  • @drawingothers OnKneesForJesus4 is where he is now

  • This man James Manning has more sense than you'll ever have. He makes sense of what he talkes about. Its obvious that you see nothing wrong with homosexuality. It is a sin because God says its a sin. You look more of a fool than James Manning!!! My first impression of this video was ( what an idiot) your the one making the fool of yourself not Rev Manning. If you could only see what a fool your making of yourself you'd take this video off youtube.

  • @mazda1949 can you explain to me why it concerns you that two gays buttfuck eachother?

  • @mazda1949 Stop reading them fairy tales

  • Is he related to Fred Phelps?

  • Both of these guys are stupid!

  • The thing about AIDS being created in the toilet of a homosexual....well, he said "a lot of people say that", though I admit I haven't exactly heard anyone say it before. I guess he believes it.

    I'm not necessarily saying all of his statements are flawless, but yours can sometimes be refuted too...the gay and pro-gay population is capable of making flawed statements themselves.

  • Beastiality may be a little different since animals may not verbally say 'yes' as they can't talk like humans, though they don't necessarily always reject or try to get away from you if you try to get naughty with them.

    Also, by "fit into the universe" he meant homosexuality had no place in the universe, unless you knew that.

    Also, how do you know he isn't aware of all those other "sins" you mentioned? I don't think he's ever said he never violated any of them.

  • HappyCabbie, you're a fatass and you made some dumb points in this. "Nigger" and "faggot" are different...anyone can call anyone a faggot, since the term doesn't have to imply sexuality. Nigger can only be used towards blacks. Plus, skin color is part of appearance you can see, it's not something you think of or pursue to do. Being grossed out by skin color isn't equal to being grossed out by homo sex.

    It would be hypocritical to be pro-gay and make fun of consentual cousin fucking, and (cont)

  • @Joe2000King I have a question for you. How for up your ass is that bible of yours? You, sir, are worthless. Buh bye!

  • This clown is an apirition! Why do only the ugliest dorks do YouTube videos. Who looks in the mirror and says yep- go w/ the huge grey chops, suspenders, don't wash or comb my hair, and oh yeah my t-shirt I slept in. This looks great for a national audience. Now add a little spit.

  • @drumheadcircle Spare the ad hominem nonsequiter and listen to/respond to his arguments or gtfo.

  • Semens?

  • and Hate came from an ignorant man's mind.

  • @HappyCabbie, i have tears of laughter. thanks for making my day :')

  • it is not ok to call Homosexuals names especially if you are Christian. However homosexuality is a sin as it is proven in the bible as in the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. Homosexuality is a lie of the devil and they must repent. God loves homosexuals as He loves all sinners but they must repent and ask God to deliver them from they're ways from their heart. They are homosexual demons that brain wash men and women and cause them to feel a certain way. Ask God for forgiveness before it's too late!

  • @JosephChaparroNY Yes. I am sure the entire problem in Sodom and Gomorrah was the fact that the men RAPING THE ANGELS were gay. I mean, I thought raping angels would have been worse than being gay, but I guess I am wrong. I'm not sure how homosexuality can be considered a lie, since it certainly exists. But of course, it's just the homosexual demons in our heads, right? Better break out the tin foil.

  • it is not ok to call Homosexuals names especially if you are Christian. However homosexuality is a sin as it is proven in the bible as in the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. Homosexuality is a lie of the devil and they must repent. God loves homosexuals as He loves all sinners but they must repent and ask God to deliver them from they're ways from their heart. They are homosexual demons that brain wash men and women and cause them to feel a certain way. Ask God for forgiveness before it's too late!

  • There's nothing wrong with hating fags and dykes. In fact I encourage it. You just need to do a good job of it. This guy didn't.

  • @EdwardVonFishington it is possible

  • @omvnation thanks

  • @omvnation oh my

  • @MsEnemyrat nope, this guy is a pastor of a church. He is legit.

  • I think Lesbians are ok.......mostly because I enjoy watching them......

  • @TheWolfreaver we all do

  • One of my favorite HappyCabbie videos. Best part is 0:16 to 0:40 it's like some weird version of an adult Sesame Street.

  • @residentmonger #LOL

  • I enjoy your outlook on things. I don't share your opinion on some things, but I still enjoy checking out your videos. Keep up the good work. This is another great video.

  • @jacenprice thank you

  • Fat dude is a racist who watches to much tv.

  • @spartacus6839

    Why? :D

  • @spartacus6839 there are two fat dudes in this video

  • But he didn't talk about the threat of people having sex with trees.

  • @SuperBrobot Damn tree huggers #LOL

  • WTF! AIDS came from a gay mans toilet. Wow he make it sound like some gay guy decided to cook up a concoction like a junior alchemist. But used the toilet bowl as the mixing bowl or a blender. LOL!! What... Are people making meth in the toilet that way too!! LOL!! He is silly!! XDD

  • @4SCARECROWS indeed

  • OH this guy is a genius. WOW. I thought God- loving Christians were supposed to be accepting of everyone, no matter who they are. But that's just what the bible says. WHAT THE FUCK? People like him can fuck off.

  • @loveyourface256 No. Not accept, but to love another human as one loves his/her self no matter if they are sinner or not.

  • @biglew48 But half the time christians don't do even that. SOME are hateful, ignorant assholes. (Emphasis on the SOME, not ALL.)

  • This black guy is totally right. Gay people = Anti-Christ, Satan worshiping, horrible thing and is immoral and beyond a sin. Wow. Poetry.

    What an ignorant prick. Fuck him.

  • @loveyourface256 I agree

  • WTF is a bulldagger?!

  • @muack999 a butch lesbian

  • Bulldagger? Should someone be offended? I mean--What the hell?!

  • @Ohmegoosh #LOL

  • yes because all us homosexuals spend out spare time steering our toilet cauldrons creating AIDS lol

  • @evilyakko sad but true #LOL

  • whats a bulldagger?

  • @isrealjason a butch lesbian

  • As a homosexual wordsmith and amateur researcher of infectious diseases, this video was just AMAZING!!! What is a bulldagger? I honestly don't know if that word is supposed to offend me. I REALLY REALLY want a list of the resources that he used for his HIV spiel. It sounds like an amusingly inaccurate read. Also, red flag: Why does he think about homosexual couples having sex? I think this dude just needs some dick.

  • @RoofieOnTheRocks A bulldagger is a butch lesgian according to urban dictionary.

  • @joesaccountwitstuff shut up bitch

  • OMG i support gays for the simple fact of overpopulation!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i mean it's crazy! it's not like they are hurting anyone, except maybe the lovers area LOL.

  • @ilovetodraw555 Gays always get it in the end #LOL

  • lol he has such a dirty mind, but there is porn of everything what he said. He did forget to mention the shemale fucking a pigcorpse.

  • @RawrItsJuul wow

  • @joesaccountwitstuff  I love the internet where else can you find such small minded retards like you.

  • It's an Obama Nation!

  • @Sadochrist #LOL

  • wow did you know that fag is an abreaviation for faggot and faggot means a pile of sticks?

  • @sasredy Yep, and in the UK fag is a cigarette

  • The priest guy songs like Marvin the Martian

  • @RadicalEdward2 #LOL

  • I sleep in my bed :3

  • And Manning has the nerve to put the title "Dr" before his name.

  • @FiskyJay shameful

  • we have to kidnap the word Fag, fag is such a great word but should be removed as having any gay context, to me that preacher is a fag, not calling him gay, just that fag in this context means a grunt or a prison yard bitch, but hell you just know this is how he makes his money, he should get off his ass a get a proper job.

  • @SteveMakesAmillion Well he is a preacher and his church loves him

  • oh brother, he doesn't want to know what i was doing last night in my bedroom. let's just say i woke up with fleas this morning. ouch, itchy.

    peace.

  • @lardo444 oh my

  • @HappyCabbie lol, just kidding.

    they were ticks. lol.

  • Monkey aids... lol

  • @Deadlycovers yep

  • this video was great very funny i hope you do more videos like this

    

  • @ryan101XD I did one yesterday called Republican Ad Fail

  • This is so damn funny!" I hate people who is against gay people!

  • @Deadlycovers yep

  • You are brilliant!

  • @JamesENGL thanks

  • Rev. Manning told us he was going to be killed by the CIA acting under mack daddy Obama's orders years ago.

    Unless he's killed I can't believe him,lol.

  • @CitySolitare oh my

  • I don't care how fat you are dude you're beard is aweosome and you're funny as hell.

  • @BackUpClover thank you

  • @HappyCabbie Ahem. your*

  • @MySocksSmell2 shocking isn't it

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  • @MySocksSmell2 I watched more of the video. Turns out the idea of suspecting family, friends & neighbors of needing legal restraints to keep them from fulfilling latent desires to commit bestiality came from the bible. Good thing Christians have a book to command them not to molest pets & wildlife. At least now I know where the biblical writers' minds were.

  • I don't care if he calls me a fag or sodomite. Just please don't ever call me a...

    christian.

  • Absolutely priceless, I had heard about that guys video but hadn't seen it, I'm glad I saw your version first, I think I might have pulled my hair out if I had seen just his. I can't believe that some people are so uneducated and fanatical in their beliefts that they have to attack anything that is different from them. Keep up the good work man, two thumbs up here!!!! Jas

  • @dfwdruid thanks

  • I love this stuff

    thanks cabbie

  • @theRoseofmyheart anytime

  • the fucking toilet? really? the fuck? hmmm....you know what you poor excuse for a preacher? i quote Davey Wavey "I like dick. i like in ma face, i like it in ma butt"....you really think im going to stop being gay? nope. Im sorry, but i cant do vag. a damn toilet seat? where the hell you get that one?

  • @TheRavensCalling who knows

  • hey black man, you forgot horses~

  • @AoifeStair #LOL

  • What the hell is a bulldagger?

  • @MarkReadPickens a butch lesbian

  • @joesaccountwitstuff

    Your caps lock is stuck.

  • your laugh always makes me laugh, gotta love that lol

  • @TehNevs thanks

  • @joesaccountwitstuff but I am a fat gay american who is retarded?

  • @joesaccountwitstuff I can't. The internet is where I come to get off

  • How funny that they should call it OnKneesForJesus...

    Makes me think of Southpark:

    I wanna get down on my knees and please you Jesus

    I wanna feel your salvation all over my face

  • @itsjustameme yep

  • If god says that homosexuality was a sin, then why would this god have created several species that are exclusively homosexual. Here is an example of a lesbian species of lizard - New Mexico Whiptail Lizard

  • @SuperKoolPlace oh my

  • Where's the balloon penis tutorial?

    I make mine smaller, (unless it's a black or brown balloon), then I make them almost as long.

  • @Deanballoonatic I really should upload a penis tutorial

  • You have a laugh exactly like a happy hyena it's delightful :O

  • @loldianaaa thanks

  • this guy is joke.As for the original greek text where we get our translation there is nothing in that translation that mentions the word homosexual or homosexuality.

  • @ranchai100 he is a joke

  • Lol @"aids was created in the toilette of some homosexual man"

  • Lol@"those are the correct alphabets"

  • LOVE IT!!!! Sometimes you can't help but to laugh at ignorance. I'm requesting you as a friend!

  • @italialop I am glad you enjoyed the video

  • @OldSchoolSkill go for it

  • You're pretty good at making teh baloons

  • @Justino292 thank you

  • @OldSchoolSkill

    It is also rather sophomoric of you to use the word sophomoric on 4/20! lol. Seeing as most sophmores are probably stoked about getting high after school today! But yea this guy makes no sense, if that is the correct monetary! LMAO....oooh did you catch that one?? How clever of me! lololol

  • @OldSchoolSkill

    I'll fistpump up someone's ass to that!! since gays "supposedly" loooove fisting so much! lmao!

  • His laugh!!!!! lol I lol'd

  • @2davivadiva thanks

  • Love it

  • OH MY GOD I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH! D:

    I used to be subscribed to you before I deleted my first account, but now I've found you again!

    :3

  • @GizwelTheMage Welcome back

  • We love it! We are airing this video on the new Gay Reality channel called ThatsSoGayLIVE (online) tomorrow. Keep up the great work and feel free to Gmail us any video (ThatsSoGayLIVE) to be aired. We would love to have your videos represented and broadcast. Check us out too. Let's talk about some further education and exploration. Love to have you on the team at ThatsSoGayLIVE!

  • @ThatsSoGayLIVE another video you may enjoy is Why Anti Gay Groups Fail the Internets. It was a follow up video to my video HappyCabbie Wins The Internets where I sent my viewers to troll a video put out by some anti gay group that normally sets their videos to comment pending approval

  • @HappyCabbie . Thanks. I did post this already. It may have been how I found you in the first place. Too funny. Love your humor. I also see you are doing the LIVE Tube and are looking for friends. Please consider me as a partner. We have created a gay and gay friendly site called ThatsSoGayLIVE online (.com). I would love to be your lesbian host. It bring some fun conversations, diversity, and collaboration. Let me know your thoughst and I will get started. Thanks for all you do.

  • hmmm donkey sex....

  • AIDS-Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

    not humane imuno deficiency virus or what ever the hell u said

    And in the bible it does say not to lay with another man.

    U seemed like u had ur facts straight but no i was wrong

  • @etekle Look up what HIV stands for the bible also says gluttony is a sin. Pastor Manning needs to get right with God.

  • @HappyCabbie The bible was made by man. Not god. It is a false book. If you believe in childish stories like a man in a fish then you can't count out santa clause.

  • Meg on Family Guy fell in love with Brian - It happens!

  • funny how only women can have sex with dogs and not a goat or lamb or donkey.

  • @Minecrafter1994 I know, it is a bit sexist if you ask me.

  • Fuckin' subbed!

  • @MarkArandjus thanks

  • 4:38 sounded like beastiality

  • Thanks for pointing out this guys off his tree Cabbie xDD omfg your rofls are infectious

  • @rrrandommman thanks

  • Well, I admit it; you were right. That's one hell of a laugh. Can you just...do that? Like, whenever you want? 'Cause that's extremely groovy.

    Also, I'm sure others have remarked on this, but..."On Knees For Jesus"? A gay-bashing preacher man seriously calls his channel that? Is that some kind of coded message? Is he trying to tell us something?

  • @OgreVI OnKneesForJesus now known as OnKneesForJesus2 has left youtube after getting his videos flagged for hate speech. His channel was basically set up to find the craziest fundie stuff on the internet he could find.

  • @HappyCabbie Oh, okay. I thought the crazy preacher man had named the channel that. Now I understand.

  • @OgreVI Yes the preachers channel is AtlahWorldwide or something like that

    Just search for Pastor Manning and you will find him

  • @HappyCabbie Eh, I don't know if I wanna watch him without you. If it's just him, I'll only get mad. I'll just wait 'til you make another video about him.

  • Your pronunciation of the word "immunodeficiency" is funny lol

    However, AIDS is Acquired ImmunoDeficiency Syndrome, while HIV is Human Immunodeficiency Virus.

    But beside that, this preacher is dumb as fuck.

    I don't think there's hope for a person that stupid to wake up to reality.

  • Wow. I have no idea how people of such stupidity even exist.

  • @hamalinzor I know

  • God is not real, and that's for sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @southdakotagirl30 thanks

  • I could listen to HappyCabbie laugh all day!

  • @Argamocrypt thanks

  • @PyromaniacalLich damn skippy

  • Why would he be thinking about what his daughter was doing in her bedroom in the first place?!

  • @stiglistanbul who knows