What You Didn't Hear About The Earthquake In VA!

[Hellquake]

Just letting you know I be from Scotland and over here we me sure every earth quake around the world we have a special button that noes when and ware the next one happens.by the way get a hair cut you look like the delve

[Hellquake]

That's a very important video I new that would happen I seed it months ago on the tronscendansey site

[Hellquake]

Hells Q U A K E is my name man always has been also if you ain't herd of me I'm number one in the world on a lot of games it's who I am .any way just piped by to say your video is the best you know what it means.your right about the expansion in the earth.something some were at some place at some time it can happen again .the planet earth is Hell that's what we live in.

[kirke420]

@Hellquake I feel honored by your presence! But stay out on the west coast where quakes belong.. no more of this Virginia shit! :P

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

If somebody were to ever say that to me, I would have spontaneously busted out laughing.

[kirke420]

@BrightStaroftheDawn I think I was too shocked to laugh. :P

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

Oh, that long stare...LMAO...oh, you have me in stitches.

This is definitely faved, and I'm going to feature it , too.

That long stare of utter disbelief!!

[kirke420]

@BrightStaroftheDawn Thanks.. I tried to hold it as long as I could. :)

[m80kamikaze]

I had the same reaction in PA. I mean the wow cool... not the hell expanding haha. To that... wow... I would have loved to see your face after she said that.

[kirke420]

@m80kamikaze I would have loved to have seen my face. lol

[AlanCFA]

Google "Drilling to hell" and you will see a link to a story that made the rounds in about Russians drilling a well so deep, it hit hell. It also made YouTube: watch?v=_xdkK8WFFWc

The last 19 seconds is audio of the damned souls screaming in agony! (or perhaps it was a playoff game - it's kinda hard to tell)

Anyway, a 5.8 for 30 seconds is certainly a respectable temblor. I've lived through some in the 6.4 and higher range and they are no fun. Japan in 2011 with 9.0 for 5 min is unthinkable

[kirke420]

@AlanCFA I wanna drill a "Well to Hell"!!  :D

[jackdeath]

Usually when someone says something like that I just laugh and tell them they’re funny, regardless of their reaction on sombre mood.

[kirke420]

@jackdeath I usually say nothing and think of something witty to say 5 minutes later... :P

[Gliese581X]

LMFAO..

[aednil]

you should have replied in the affirmative, but using as much bible related swearing as possible; like: "hell yeah,jesus fucking christ, i´m god damned sure that´s the case, for christ´s sake"

[kirke420]

@aednil That would have been great... too bad my wittiness doesn't kick in until about 2-5 minutes too late... :P

[calhoun81670]

I am not a fan of Wah-Wah no beer in Jersey when I was there....

[kirke420]

@calhoun81670 Really? they sell it here. hmmm....

[calhoun81670]

@calhoun81670 Jersey (at least the part I was in) was dry....Great sandwiches though.

[Meiklelodians]

I live in Scotland...we get no fun activity. Just rain and wind...and more rain and some more wind then SUN then rain again and wind.......

[kirke420]

@Meiklelodians Yeah.. but Scotland has... The Claire! :)

[btownshreds1]

@kirke420 lol na its with this guy named andreas magnusson. Were in jersey now recording with machine. The lamb of god producer

[kirke420]

@btownshreds1 Nice. Good luck to you guys. May Impending Doom forever shadow you? (or something) :P

[Makyui]

Good timing on that pause, there. It was just enough time for me to finish laughing hysterically.

A year ago, I had to explain to my mom that "falling stars" are not actually falling stars. I then had to explain to her that no, stars don't suddenly drop in space. She tuned out before I could explain what meteors actually were or how big space is.

I'm pretty sure that still doesn't top "*smug confidence* Earthquakes are Hell expanding", though.

[kirke420]

@Makyui Thanks.. I had never seen such blatant, willful ignorance on display in person before! :D

[rickuj]

I was told that William Lane Craig's experiment went terribly wrong.He had a propane tank buried in a yard next to pieces of coal that were stacked with Bibles(He remembered from an old superman episode that if you put enough pressure on coal,it will turn into a diamond.It blew up and he had to call Fox news, the tea party crew, and his truther buddies to get their stories straight.It's not easy being a christian apologetic.He said he was trying to kill some moles(molinism is a bitch).

[kirke420]

@rickuj That sounds like a reasonable explanation to me... and it referenced Superman, so it must be true!

[FatRakoon]

"EarthQuakes are Hell expanding..."

......

The pause was brilliant... I think my brain did the very same thing!

And I agree... Clearly WWC's education has failed her. This has shed a whole new light on the subject.

LOL

Come back Nephy, looks like you had it right all along!

[kirke420]

@FatRakoon Maybe we can get Nephy to make a video explaining the physics behind hell induced earthquakes. :)

[FatRakoon]

@kirke420

LOL Hell on Earth Sporty-style.

Seriously... This level of ignorant stupidity has to be stopped.

Its very quickly becoming less and less funny and more and more dangerous!

[sonykroket]

LOL this is a funny guy

[kirke420]

@sonykroket Thank you! :)

[sonykroket]

@kirke420

Dude, i favourited the vid and showed to some friends. That look on your face when the bibleskank comes with her hell is expanding-comment.....

That's priceless, man

[btownshreds1]

haha dude i have been in richmond recording with my band....were from california...were called impending doom...hahaha sorry if we startled you lol

[kirke420]

@btownshreds1 Hahaha! Where are you recording? Sound Of Music?

[Minan3]

I guess now I now what they are really teaching kids in schools now....

[kirke420]

@Minan3 No child left behind? :P

[Minan3]

@kirke420 I'm sorry but I actually lost it when you said something about the earthquake being realted to some religion...

[verodefacto]

Holy shit that's a new one!

So i guess a volcano erupting would be the devil having diarrea?

[kirke420]

@verodefacto Haha.. I think that there are a few different options for interpreting that... but don't know if I even wanna go there! :D

[AronRa]

I was in a gas station when it was hit by an F1 tornado. We had a similar reaction, "Wow cool, a tornado". It was an interesting experience. Lotsa crazy stuff happened in just a couple minutes' time.

[kirke420]

@AronRa You know, I heard that tornadoes are caused by angels dancing! :P

[orbnorian]

@AronRa: I scanned your comment quickly when I came across it and thought... "What the hell is a F1 tomato? This is AronRa specking, what the fucks talking abou... oh... tornado." Dahhhh

[theDracoIX]

@AronRa Aron, please unblock me from your channel... I promise I won't leave any comments - none. I just want to watch your videos when they come out. If I say anything in the comments - you can block me permanently. Everyone deserves a semi-second chance. :)

[CanadienAtheist]

He'll is expanding? So Texas just got bigger?

[kirke420]

@CanadienAtheist hahaha.. apparently so. :)

[AnthicusZithna]

¿5.8? LOL...

I have been through a 8.8

beat that! =P

[kirke420]

@AnthicusZithna  Um.. I don't even wanna tie that! :P

[truemirror]

yep, and thunder is the angels bowling.

[kirke420]

@truemirror Oi.. I think god is gonna cry & sneeze on us this weekend, too!

[stairway2danielle]

OMG THE RAPTURE IS COMING HELL IS EXPANDING........

[kirke420]

@stairway2danielle So let it be written, so let it be done!

[ekhaat]

Hell expanding?

Yeah, I guess you could call it that.

Next question: What is Hell??

[kirke420]

@ekhaat Hell is a big place, straight down from where ever you happen to be standing where bad people go to hang out with lesbians for eternity... :P

[ChelseaHysteria]

Oh, wow, Kirke. I never realize how nice and healthy your hair looks! But the earthquake was felt all the way in NY, where my mom was totally weirded out/in awe.

[kirke420]

@ChelseaHysteria Thank you! I love my hair. :P And yeah, I'm surprised at how far away it was felt...

[TBman256]

there was an earthquake in virginia?

[kirke420]

@TBman256 Yup... one of our biggest ever!

[atomicnumber86]

Hell expanding? That is just fucking stupid. Everybody knows that they are created by the terry-firmy. If you don't know about it.. look it up..

[kirke420]

@atomicnumber86 terry-firmy... right... *tries to pretend like he understands* :)

[atomicnumber86]

@kirke420 Look it up. It is a Donald Duck story :D

[ChunxOfEarth]

ROTFLMAO! I did not see that coming. I'm here in bed with the wifey-pooh and when you said that I LITERALLY laughed so hard I started crying. WOW, what a concept. Maybe hell is getting ready for Rick Perry's Texas-sized head?

[kirke420]

@ChunxOfEarth Or maybe those Texans were simply praying to the wrong place! :P

[phenixwryter]

So what if the east coast folks were a little rattled by the quake. I wouldn't laugh at the west coast if they were blown away by a hurricane hit.

That lady who thinks hell is expanding is a hoot. Man, some of our fellow citizens are absolute dingbats.

[kirke420]

@phenixwryter That's an understatement! :D

[twolf422]

I posted this to your fb page, but I'll post it here as well. I would have said something like:" hell expanding huh? well good 'cause my entourage is fucking huge!" People like that deserve some sarcasm.

[kirke420]

@twolf422 Unfortunately, I'm usually not witty until 5 minutes too late. :P

[nelliediddle]

head desk... and thunder is god moving the furniture

[kirke420]

@nelliediddle Is that was that sound is! :D

[gothatfunk]

maybe earthquakes happen cos heaven is shrinking? did she ever think of that?

[kirke420]

@gothatfunk Hmmm... you might have a point there. :)

[HarpreetKang91]

Maybe she said that cuz you look like jesus haha

[kirke420]

@HarpreetKang91 So let it be written, so let it be done! :P

[crocfme]

A lot of bankers lawyers and politicians dying lately, gotta be running outa room down there...

[kirke420]

@crocfme Wow.. never thought about politicians being there.. guess that's why it's hell.. :P

[DaithiDublin]

I can just picture Satan gathering all the gay atheist construction workers together and saying "Ok, I'm thinking of doing some remodelling, guy. Albert's drawn up some plans. We're going to knock through here..."

[kirke420]

@DaithiDublin I still think Satan prefers a Republican White House and Congress.. :P

[rozeboosje]

ROFL you just can't argue with that.

[kirke420]

@rozeboosje  No.. and why would you want to... lol

[debbieomi]

I sat in front of my computer screen when you said what she told you and I still haven't been able to get my jaw off my desk.

Ignorance knows no bounds.

[kirke420]

@debbieomi Well, no time to sit around staring.. god is gonna cry & sneeze on us this weekend.. :P

[dannypantsgm]

5.9 must have also been this woman's IQ. Crazy things... shakin as they expand and whatnot.

[kirke420]

@dannypantsgm

Me: Wow, Crazy!

Her: I know, right.

Me: No, I mean you!

Or at least, that's how I wish it would have gone down. :P

[r2d2sue]

She probably heard it on American Family Radio.

[kirke420]

@r2d2sue lol

[rednecktrucker1969]

pretty good stumper there. I think I would have been awe struck too.

[kirke420]

@rednecktrucker1969 Gotta love America, especially the south. :)

[johncrwarner]

I love this triple-decker world that some people believe in and that all bad things (as perceived by the person) are connected to Hell and their perceived good things are from heaven. Rain if it comes and breaks a drought is from heaven but if it causes a flood it is from hell. LOL

[kirke420]

@johncrwarner Amen to that! :P

[startreking2007]

I'm sorry, I have no sympathy for you guys. Seattle has a earth quake and it does some serious damage. It barely makes the 5 o clock national news. East coast has a minor shaker and it's "OMFG the worlds coming to an end!". Other than you Kirke420 East coast is a bunch of pansies.

[dannypantsgm]

@startreking2007 I dare you to come here durring a hurricane or nor'easter and say that! ;)

[startreking2007]

@dannypantsgm OMFG the worlds coming to an end! :)

[kirke420]

@dannypantsgm We had tornadoes earlier this year, saw a locust the size of my thumb 2 weeks ago, earthquake yesterday, hurricane this weekend... When are the flood and the frogs coming? :P

[kirke420]

@startreking2007 Yeah.. but in our defense, we aren't equipped for earthquakes, and if a hurricane hit New Mexico, even if it did no damage, it would make the freaking news!! :P And the world is coming to an end...

[AncientAtheist]

We set our alarms to "5.8" to gently wake us up in the morning. :)

[kirke420]

@AncientAtheist I bet you do :P

[practicalmagic9]

i am not an earthquake fan...i an a kirke420 fan...and glad...HAPPY..ELATED i tell you, that you are fine! :D...wha..."hell...ex-PANDING?­"!!!!!!

[kirke420]

@practicalmagic9 Thank you! And yes... hell.. expanding...

[skinnyjohnsen]

C'mon Kirke; You of all people lhould know what that was;

That was just God playing a drum roll on Roxy!

[kirke420]

@  Nice! :)

[onlywhenprovoked]

well, at least she was ringing you up, and not driving you somewhere. lol

[kirke420]

@onlywhenprovoked Haha.. I once saw a van broken down on the side of the road, and I could see it had something airbrushed on the side of it... as I passed it, i could see that the side of the van (that was broken down) read: HEAVEN BOUND

Absolutely true story... wish I'd had a camera!! :D

[fizzybgood]

Real estate prices are pretty low at the moment, so Satan thought now would be a good time to buy. ;)

[kirke420]

@fizzybgood It is a buyer's market! :P

[Wrathmont313]

1:38 = epic pause is epic.

lol'd and subscribed.

[kirke420]

@Wrathmont313 Thank you. Kinda a spur of the moment thing, but I thought it would be funny and drive the point home. :)

[nephthysuk]

Lol.

[kirke420]

@nephthysuk :D

[GrapplingIgnorance]

The more you know!

[kirke420]

@GrapplingIgnorance  YO JOE!

[MsRobotRock]

my jaw dropped~

[kirke420]

@MsRobotRock lol

[dtm52]

Kirke, I hope you and the cats are OK. I live in California and my cats and chickens run all over the place during a earthquake.

[kirke420]

@dtm52 Hey, thanks. I wasn't home at the time, but it seems as if everyone is OK. :)

[theRoseofmyheart]

helllllll yeah

[kirke420]

@theRoseofmyheart  Hell... yeah. :P

[theRoseofmyheart]

@kirke420 :D

[Godlesshayes]

Rain is Angel tears. Yep. Angels cry every time they look down and have to observe some moron profess belief in something as idiotic as earthquake's mean Hell's expanding!

[kirke420]

@Godlesshayes Yeah, hell wouldn't expand in this economic climate.. hell would wait to see if Obama gets re-elected, because Satan is a Tea Bagger (and possibly an Objectivist, but not sure on that one). :P

[ktorch]

I would have said, and you're right, I supposed hell is running out of room!

[kirke420]

@ktorch I was actually speechless at the time.. but I thought of a few good ones a while later. :P

[debbieomi]

@kirke420 Doncha hate when that happens? 

[theskepticalheretic]

I would have probably pulled out my dick and said "They must be saving me a spot."

[kirke420]

@theskepticalheretic Minus the dick part, that's what my dad said, and he goes to church every week! :P

[PJsCreed]

If hurricane Irene makes landfall in the area, you should go back in there and see if she claims that hurricanes are caused by Poseidon farting.

[kirke420]

@PJsCreed Personally, I think hurricanes are the work of Fairies! ... And up until today, I thought gnomes caused earthquakes... :P

[tattooskin72]

anyone with half a fucking brain knows that earthquakes happen because of the reptilians which inhabit the center of our hollow earth. They have factories there which pump out toxins into our water and atmosphere in order to change the planet to be more like their home planet. They are trying to take over.

It's true!! I googled it!!!

[kirke420]

@tattooskin72 Maybe she didn't have half a fucking brain, then... though I already suspected that. :P

And, I'll need a more reliable source... like wikipedia... :D

[Chaoitcme]

@tattooskin72 No the reptiles do not live in the center of the Earth. That is just silly. The truth is that the reptiles are aliens who created humans by mixing their DNA with monkeys a long time ago. They are know as the Illuminati. They will take over.

[kirke420]

@Chaoitcme Will? They DID take over! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!!! AHHHHH! Wait.. false alarm, sorry. :P

[Chaoitcme]

@kirke420 LOL!!!!

[oldcomic1]

Satan must be adding space for the tea party

[kirke420]

@oldcomic1 Hahahaha.. I thought it was us damn liberals that were gonna burn in hell. :P