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  • @angryscotsman93 Viscous? What's so viscous about her?

  • Is this a British talk show?

  • That's hilarious, before she was really well known he had her pinned!

  • if only a governor would give ME the honor of citizenship of the USA i would be more than greatfull to accept! better than shit europe. and i dont care if it was sarah palin or the sperminator schwarenegger who just confirmed he fathered a child of a houshold aid. haha. but to be honest i dont know about the legality of "honorare citizenship"

  • GOD: Next! Who do we have here? Sarah. OK, let's see. I'll give you a nice, tight ass, a killer bod and a big mouth. I'll even throw in an extraordinary load of narcissism, so you'll pretty much get your way in almost all things.

    I'll have to even things out a little, to be fair to all the others, so I'll have to give you this tiny little squirrel brain. With all the other things, though, you can get away with a whole lot more than most. Have a good life, in case you won't see me again.

    NEXT!

  • i typed yh and this came up

  • If Sarah was as stupid as the left pretends they would hold her in deep regard. Anybody who showed a hint of disrespect would be excoriated as a RSH (Racist, Sexist, Homophobe). Just keep up your hate; it shows us who you really are.

  • @Israelistops Sarah Palin has a good sense of humor. I like her and she found that skit from SNL when Tina Fey poked fun at her when she said: "I can see Russia from my house" to be funny and didn't take offense with it whatsoever. I tell you, if Palin were POTUS she would have more respect for office of president than Obama has. Since he's bee president Obama has appeared on two tv talk shows, LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID LETTERMAN and ABC's THE VIEW, A POTUS isn't supposed to do things like that.

  • Back then, no one knew Craig was dealing with the devil herself. The dumb, barely literate, poor parenting devil herself.

  • @CaeserOct Boy do you sound stupid.

  • she reminds me of Laura Roslin.

  • 1:33 - Is she making the sign of the cross?

  • @logik316 was it that obvious?

  • @logik316 a failed attempt yes.

  • And now she's a teabager freak.

    And

    when i was a correctional officer, we got our bullet-proof vests with collective bargaining. ak rep Gatto is on the wrong side of safety.

  • um...... that should have been the lower 49 states lol

  • @aviancegaines As much as I might hate to defend Sarah Palin, it is actually the "lower 48 states", which is just another name for the contiguous states.

  • It's funny how they act as though all women aren't as stupid and wrong as her.

  • Good Lord! Look how stupid Alaskan's are to vote for that idiot!! I say we sell Alaska for whatever we can get for it. We don't need that place. It's just a place for criminals from Washington State to hide anyway.

  • @sonsofmosiah WTF We hope you do sell it to us then we can get your money for our gas! Hell we will even sell it to you for what we pay for it now! hahahaha Fuckhead! YOU KnoW SHit!

  • @mandoliningmadman I'll buy Alaska. I'll pay exactly what it's worth. About $5.00. Will that fill your gas tank?

  • @sonsofmosiah

    Well US bought Alaska for 5 million dollars. dont be this stingy,

  • @Ma7m9d Ok. I'm willing to bump it up .50 cents.

  • @sonsofmosiah , Ak provides over 30% of our oil and if the liberal EPA and the tree huggers would back off Anwar AK has enough oil to provide the US for the next 100 years thus we could tell OPEC bye bye defunding terriost in the middle east and seek alt safe fuel sources in the process. AK is a diamond in the rough! It makes too much sense but the Obama regime would rather buy oil @ $120 a barrel to OPEC and the Middle East thus keeping terrioism alive and well!

  • @lv2surf Blah, blah, blah! You don't have any idea how much oil Alaska has. You listen to any line of bullshit that comes from right wing jackasses and you eat it right up. Here's something conservatives don't understand: there are consequences to fucking up the environment for the sake of greed. It's called bad karma. But conservatives don't give a shit about anyone as long as they're making money.

  • @sonsofmosiah Hey shit 4 brains Experts have said that we have that much oil in the ground in anwar and midwest land drilling is safe compaired to deepwater we could shallow drill safely but the EPA will not allow it Yet ur Obama has given billions to Pertro Brazil for deepwater drilling deeper than 5000ft at no benifit to us or it taxpayers and it not about money I guess you wish to be at the mercy of OPEC we could end teriost and count off ties with all middle east countries in 2 years!

  • @sonsofmosiah The money we could save would be in the triple billions a year and we could earmark alot of it 4 green energy solar air elec cars, Oil is our life blood you cant replace it overnight withour destroying america a concept Barry cant understand. We cap the profit margins made by the oil co. and give % back to Social Service Medicare and the retired which barry has raped and pillage these funds What wrong with that idea Mr Un America and we could apoint an oversight to protect the land

  • @lv2surf You and I both know that money would be stolen by the government and Social service, medicare and the retired wouldn't see a dime. What makes you think not buying oil from the middle east would stop terrorism? You think they'll say, "Oh, the u.s. isn't buying oil anymore. I guess we'll have to go find a new hobby." Are you suggesting that terrorists exist because we're buying oil from the middle east? That's ridiculous. You already mentioned an oversight to protect the land- the E.P.A.

  • @sonsofmosiah NO, BUT IF WE STOPPED BUYING OIL FROM THE MIDDLE EAST TERRIOST WOULD LOSE ABOUT 65% OF THE MONEY USED TO TRAIN THEM AND FUND THEIR MISSION MAYBE MORE LIKE 85% WHERE DO YOU THINK BIN LANDEN MONEYS COMES FROM OIL HIS FAMILY GAVE HIM MILLIONS AND HAS AN OFFSHORE TRUST FUND FOR HIM OIL MONEY FUNDED 9/11 ATTACKS NEED I SAY ANYMORE DOWNSIZE THE EPA THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONSERVATION THE MIDDLE EAST WASNT A RICH PLAYER UNTIL THEY STRICK OIL IN THE 40s B4 That they were camel jockeys

  • @lv2surf Well, silly pants, that still leaves 35% to still fund terrorism. That's what I was talking about. They'll still exist and still want revenge. Bin Laden isn't real by the way. He was invented by the U.S. government.

  • @sonsofmosiah Oil is the life blood funding for terriost they dont train in Indo or Europe they come to the middle east to home their killing skills why.. Because the have the money to buy arms and feed and train these nutjobs from oil sales any more questions Einstein? Bin Laden was funded by the US in the late 70 and early 80s to fight the Russians as Afgan freedom fighters but he turned against the CIA and SF help in the mid /late 80s, I was in SF then I know the whole story. Ur bad info

  • @lv2surf I know oil sales fund terrorism. I wasn't arguing that with you, silly pants. I was saying that if the u.s. stops buying oil-THEY'LL STILL BE SELLING OIL TO OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD AND THEREFORE WILL STILL BE ABLE TO CONTINUE IN THEIR SILLY TERRORIST WAYS. See? That's what I was saying. Hey! You were in San Francisco in the last 80's? What were you doing there? Surfing? Why did Bin Laden turn against San Francisco? Was he homophobic?

  • even though shes a terrorist, that was still kind of cool cuz this was before everything went down.

  • Craig Rules!

  • Damn...Sarah Palin is stupid, but I wanna fuck her.

  • lol,,, SUCCULENT..... i thought the same thing

  • Hey look, Sarah Palin before she was infamous!

  • At first, I was like: Why does CBS have a story about a naughty librarian that looks like sarah palin? Then the laughs ensued.

  • I love Sarah

  • Succulent!

  • Much like Craig's citizenship wait, Sarah Palin turned out to be merely temporary as well. If she was actually a librarian, my guess is, that it would be the librarian of the George Bush Library. See Spot Run.

  • I like Palin. She's smart and sexy.

  • @sleedolfine15 I'm really not sure where you get the 'smart' part from... Surely you can't mean she's educated.

  • @maxxb24 Sarah Palin' has a college degree which only 27.2% of americans can claim. She was smart & tenacious enough to defeat a a powerful clan to become governor. It's true that after being chosen by McCain,she'd made some mistakes,but remember that unlike McCain,Obama & Biden she had'nt been running for President for a decade,but had been focussed primarily on state issues & needed time to school herself . The media was'nt nearly as understanding of her inexperience as they were of Obama's.

  • @sleedolfine15 Palin is smart? Sarah Palin can make Glenn Beck look smart in comparison ^^

  • @Tortilla4ever Who do you consider smart? Our fearless leader? Obama thinks that when faced with a weak economy,the proper solution is to raise taxes on the investment class because somehow having less reward for their investments will encourage them to invest more. He also believes that the way to improve healthcare in America is to give greater authority over healthcare to the least efficient organization in society,the government. Palin does'nt believe that nonsense. So,who really is dumb?

  • @sleedolfine15 "So, who is really dumb?" - Sarah Palin. As for Obama, i never said he was smart, and i don't know if he is or not.

  • @Tortilla4ever In my opinion Palin has shown herself to be pretty smart. She has quickly moved to make herself a political powerhouse by becoming Governor at a young age,VP candidate & then a leader of the Tea Party Movement whose endorsements during the last election was worth having. For instance,her endorsement clearly helped Nikki Haley. And although,I personally prefer Ron Paul,I don't get why her intelligence is under attack. So,why do you--and be specific,think she's dumb? I don't see it.

  • @sleedolfine15 Becouse in all interviews (that I've seen atleast) she really is stupid, and when she don't know a question she talks long about something else. TYT's channel has many videos about this, and since im not that good at pointing out one specific reason why she is dumb, so instead you could search for "Facts: Sarah Palin is Stupid" by user "straighttalkmccain ".

  • @Tortilla4ever If you're saying that she does'nt always answer the question asked,well that's not dumb,that's how most politicians behave. Ron Paul's probably one of the few politicians who does'nt evade the question. But,as for her stupidy,I don't see it.

  • @sleedolfine15 For starters she graduated with a degree of "communications" for which she is mocked the most as you can see countless videos on youtube of her.

  • @shutuz12 Communications? So what? As I said to someone earlier only 27.2% of Americans even have a college degree. But more important,as a relatively young woman,she has built a business,been elected mayor of a town,beaten a powerful incumbent to become an incredibly popular governor of her state,became a major party nominee for VP,a kingmaker in last year's election and is one of the leading candidates for President of the United States.. Have you achieved that much? I have'nt.

  • @sleedolfine15

    1. She is a deer slayer but anti abortion(hypocrite, pro-life???).

    2. She has shitty one-liners written by idiots and appeals to morons(e.g birthers)

    3.She resigned being governor in middle of her term(quitter) to make more money by providing political commentary to the Fox News and hosting her own reality show (opportunist)

    4. She has a foreign experience of seeing Russia from her home.(!)

    5. She thinks God gave us the task of invading Iraq.(religious fanatic)

  • @shutuz12 (1)She's pro-human life.(2)That's a matter of personal taste(3)Resigning also freed her to be a political kingmaker which last year helped many anti-establisment GOP candidates get elected. Besides,I'm all in favor of making money.(4)Lots of presidents(Washington,Lincoln,­Reagan,etc) lacked foreign policy experience(5)Believing in God does'nt make one a religious fanatic & although I disagree with her on Iraq her view is more mainstream than either mine or that of my man Ron Paul.

  • why did she do the cross? god's country?? wtf ??

  • Do you think he will realize he is now eligible for the Alaskan state dividend?

  • god she was even that much of a blow hard even before she became a political celebrity.

  • It's funny that he thinks of Palin as a "naughty librarian" considering that she has most likely never been to a library in her life!

  • Well that was stupid! Hey Buddy doesn't say much for you if you find that airhead moron attractive!!!

  • i can see a cunt from here

  • This guy is so unfunny.

  • she did the cross! hahaha

  • Wow, she's so "dumb" yet living better than all the haters who talk shit on the internet.

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  • "The sun shines around the solstice"? The "solstice" IS the seasonal path of the sun! That would be like saying "Highway 10 goes around Highway 10".

  • @thegrinchl7 ...So True...what a dip she is...

  • @thegrinchl7

    solstice can be defined, one of the most common (and perhaps most easily understood) is by the astronomical phenomenon for which it is named, which is readily observable by anyone on Earth: a "sun-standing."

  • @TheTruthHurts732 - For christ sake, the point isn't "THE SOLSTICE"! The point is that SHE doesn't know what she's talking about. Ask her what the the "line of the ecliptic" is and it's Katie Curric ALL OVER AGAIN. This has got to be ONE OF THE DUMBEST WOMEN IN THE UNIVERSE KIND-OF-THINGY...YOU KNOW WITH THE EARTH SITUATION?

  • @thegrinchl7 yes but it SOUNDS good and as we know anything that sounds good must be good....like Shittake, no wait that sounds awful, but its an herb used in cooking. I'm so confused.

  • @houstondodgeball - I have always personally liked the sound of "SPRITZER". It's hard to say that word without sounding GAY.

  • @thegrinchl7 ...SPRITZER! ...crap, your right. I look to my right and suddenly I'm the Indian character in The Village. Well I gotta go, we're about to perform YMCA, later :P

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  • this skit was great.  i like what craig did better than how the gap-toothed fossil attacked Palin with insults.

  • LOL, the Protestant crossed herself while awarding the honorary citizenship.

  • Craig's a fuck'in riot!!

  • As a REAL naughty librarian, I bristle at the comparison!

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  • You didn't even finish your term in Alaska, What is even worse is your show. Is so fake.

  • naughty librarian?! hahaha because she banned books and shit?

  • Well if she IS elected President I don't think I'll wear pants during the State of the Union.

  • I think she's sexy as hell. I don't care what anybaody says LOL

  • @Stoneone100 merry her and tell her to stay home :)

  • @Walerka11 LOL! No problem.

  • "I'm a ridiculous buffoon of a man"

  • And now she is running for president....

  • @inukiwi when did she say that, i can't wait till we can say we have the sexiest president in the world!

  • I have a funny library video.. its called "come to the library!"

  • That salmon sounded really good..

  • TOTALLY

  • Alaska, greatest state in the nation. Right.

  • @MarkArandjus It is the biggest. Indiana is the Greatest!

  • @MarkArandjus yeah, as soon as Palin leaves. lol

  • Craig your great but the sign of the cross that ass does really turns my stomach .

  • this is halarious but you should see my sexist friend freakout on women... friend  ... CRAZY DRUNK WHITE GUYS FREAKING OUT ON WOMEN or go to my page

  • rofl

  • Succulent! Mmmm....

  • David Haye's (ImagesByDavid) ex-girlfriend learned something important from her relationship with him ... how to fake an orgasm.

  • @JERI0K and your favorite part? I am not gay, however some people are born that way. You were born an idiot, while there is no hope for you, there is hope for some gay people. This is not the time nor the place for such talk.

  • "Succulent"

    mmm yes....

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  • I say deport the Irish bastard! Before he finds our whiskey stash!

  • @1Rockbilly he is scotish not irish

  • @halader ARrrrrrggggghhh! That's even worse! You know those Scots want our whiskey for sure! Off with his head! Thanks for pointing that out!

  • lol he is a funny Scotsman though

  • @halader 2 t's in scottish!

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  • @ImagesByDavid you know you're here so much I can only conclude you're an unemployed Irish drunk. Why don't you go get a job you balding dork ?

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  • @ImagesByDavid you must be unemployed or have no life, you're here all the time aonline arguing with people.

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  • @ImagesByDavid and 5 minutes later the unemployed gay Irish guy is sitting around waiting to argue with someone, and he gets a hit !

    You tube is his life !

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  • @ImagesByDavid Bullshit, you're not working now if you're arguing online with me. And you argue an awful lot.

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  • @ImagesByDavid no, I hate gay unemployed drunken Irish guys with receeding hairlines

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  • @ImagesByDavid I I'll ask again you dumb drunken gay Irish homo: where did i say I hate these people stupid ?

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  • @ImagesByDavid quit your crying you liberal whining homo & get back in the closet. I took your pic off the Craigslist advertisement YOU put on there, stupid. That ad sure has some sick homo fetishes! Yuk yuk yuk, you're such a butt licker ! 

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  • @ImagesByDavid fuck your mother, fuck your sister, and most of all fuck you !

  • @ImagesByDavid you need to watch the videos I have posted. 

  • @CaptainSpauIding

    Videos you faved right?

  • @ImagesByDavid yes. You'll understand the joke. I've been busy stealing garden gnomes lately, so I'm not here as much.

  • @CaptainSpauIding

    Garden gnomes are harmless creatures why you wrecking their buzz?

  • @ImagesByDavid they bring a handsome sum of money here in Florida. I run a huge Garden Gnome theft ring. Nobody will ever catch me !

  • @CaptainSpauIding

    Just aslong as you're not buggering them now or sell them around as sex slaves.

  • Here is cut & paste copy of the very first personal message ImagesByDavid sent me: "I am Christian, & my name is David Hayes. I have special fantasies that I like to act out over webcam with people like you. I like to dress up as a priest, & you dress up as a young boy, & then I make you do things... OK? What time do you want to start, & give me your MSN link."

  • @ImagesByDavid there's a huge market for Garden Gnomes . I would train you to steal them and make a huge profits like I do, but I think you would get caught and rat me out thus, distroying my gargen knome theft ring.

  • @CaptainSpauIding

    I learn the operation for a number of months. Gaining your trust and respect. Learning who buys these stolen gnomes. Is it the Chinese? the Russians?..then after I know there is to know I turn around and say

    FREEZE!!!! F.B..I...

  • @ImagesByDavid ha, nobody will catch me, I'll continue stealing Garden Gnomes.

  • @CaptainSpauIding why don't we just make them by carving them out of wood

  • @CaptainSpauIding

    ImagesByDavid (David Hayes is his real name BTW) used to own a Christian website until the image board was flooded by dicks. Big throbbing dicks, spraying semen everywhere.

  • @JERI0K I bet you would know quite a bit about big throbbing dicks spewing everywhere.

  • @ImagesByDavid i rather go and wap shit then waightin for sum one to give me 20$.

  • @baddyr

    sorry I dont understand

  • @baddyr see, David is gay, he has a gay ad (with his pic) on Craigslist) right now, he mentions that he wants to be plow muled by a well hung black man

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  • Mmmm... Succulent, wild Alaskan salmon. You can just pluck one out of the river and nibble away.

  • So does this mean he gets some of our dividend? If so, id like a refund.

  • Wow didn't this woman support eugenics talk about irony

  • if only he had somehow killed her...

  • David the drunk Irishman can't score with girls, so he hates them and feels like a big man by picking on them !

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  • Most Irish women here sleep with blacks, see they are ashamed of their Isish roots, so they want to breed the Irish out of them. Then you end up with a black who's too lazy to steal.

  • @CaptainSpauIding Your such a dumbass.

  • @airsoftloverusp it's "You're" as in "you are"

    At least know basic third grade grammar if you're going to call someone a dumbass. I bet the hardest three years of your life was the second grade.

  • @CaptainSpauIding Well you didnt capitalize bitch.

  • @airsoftloverusp sure I did. You're (there's that word again) just too stupid to notice that I did just that. Ya dumb hick !

  • @CaptainSpauIding No you didnt and you still didnt in the newest comment.

  • @airsoftloverusp says the dumb hick who does not know the difference between "you're" and "your"

  • @CaptainSpauIding You forgot to caps again.

  • @airsoftloverusp hey dumb hick, does your 12 yr old daughter smoke at the table in front of her child ?

  • @CaptainSpauIding You forgot again faggot.

  • @airsoftloverusp spoken like a true white trash hick. Say white trash, how many cars do you have up on blocks in front of your trailer ?

    I heard you mother had her hair dew ruined by a ceiling fan.