Shit Meat Eaters Say - Part 3

[asascovern]

Hilarious subscribed

[267198ed]

I hear this nonsense all the time and I'm only pescetarian. Absolutely dead on and hilarious.

[fatorexic]

3:17 :)

[choleva1985]

Pure Class.

[MissyBunch]

I hear this shit ALL the time. Thanks for making the hateful things funny :) Veganism: Never gonna give you up!!

[Lemons4girls]

Does this guy actually know any omnivores or does he hang out with assholes all day?

[90Rush]

I have one that I say very often:

Corn can eat a d*ck for real.

don't know what that is? google it!

[iyouedyourtube]

Whiney ass-vegan.

[RunandGunPictures]

Wow my girl friend and I hear that stuff... A lot.

[beaners2000]

These videos are hilarious!!! i rarely laugh at the "shit" videos, but man, your funny!!

[MzBatyah]

LOL!!!! These videos are hilarious!!

[JWIVCCX]

I love eating bloody dead animals. Did you know the crueler the animals are killed the better they taste?

PS: Epic Meal Time is the show for you!

[oud315]

if humans are animals too, then this video is animal cruelty

[mikaelbossa]

why you so mad vegan guy

[OuchMyTruthHurts]

Lol!

[mentelivrepazmundial]

amazing, you are a talented guy!

[rizzlesizzledizzle]

What do you eat? That bothers you? I'm trying to give up meat, but have been eating it all my life and have a family to cook for, but busy lives so I would genuinly like to know. Now I feel stupid for asking.

[HybridD91]

Meat Eater: GAWD put theze ann'mals here for our proteen.

[Almghty1666]

you are a douchey racist white guy though...

[alexbgirl]

I LOVE the "if we were all vegan there'd be no plants left!" eat all the plants!" Like WTF do animals eat?? And this came from a classmate in an environmental ethics class...my jaw hit the floor.

[Katiedid92]

My favorite part of this one: Vegan is French for PAIN IN THE ASS! Hahaha :D

[kellygiz]

Watch the eyebrows

[jimmirich]

This guy gets plenty of meat from his local gay beat!

[orcaJayP]

OMG....too funny.

What are we going to do with all the farm animals if we all went Vegan!!!

[yoyodindin]

people always say i eat rabbit food haha i just ignore it, i love rabbits! wel all animals realy!

[natureasintended]

Excellent :-) 

[Magnus1]

I feel like smacking you in the face

[CCVSquid]

lol

[Tinavegansmith]

What kind of nut job would let you within 500 feet of a cat?

[buttaluv10]

"I didn't work my way up the food chain just so I could eat salad." LMBO 

[IntrepidtravelKat]

ha! we eat the animals or the animals eat us.. hahaha!! classic.

[mmissinglink]

This is a riot!!! Thank you for showing the absurdity of carnist crap-talk



[walk4trot2canter3]

So-o-o-o-o-o-o hilarious, coming from you, that is!!! I want to attack the ignorant who talk this crap, though!

[SeasonViolet]

Classic

[faetrn]

"Do you drive a car.... HYPOCRITE!" LOL

[RawYogaNurse]

@faetrn LOL, that was my my favorite too

[EileenMBunnies]

This just makes meat eaters look stupid.  What exactly IS the point of this video? If you're trying to be a so-called activist here, EPIC FAIL.

[welovenatnalex]

@EileenMBunnies are you serious? it's supposed to make meat-eaters look bad (it's comedy)

[EileenMBunnies]

@welovenatnalex No, he is supposedly this big activist, trying to convince people to go vegan. So this video is counterproductive, if you really believe him in the first place. This is his attempt to have a viral video, at all costs, no matter who he might alienate.

[thatfruitarianchick]

@EileenMBunnies it makes them look stupid, because most of them are stupid. these things are something vegans hear regurarly.

[thatfruitarianchick]

Lol my favorite was the "I didn't work my way up to the top of the food chain so I could eat salad", it's something you always hear ppl say, especially on the internet. It's ridiculous. Yeah sure, I'd love to see you run after an animal and catch it and bite into it whole, raw and bloody. Love it, keep making these vids John!

[Tinavegansmith]

You look sick! You are not doing a good job at making us vegans look good! Eat some food and get some vitamin D, for the love of god!

[platelegs]

Isaiah 11:7, God's last dietary law, states, "The wolf will live with the lamb, the cow will feed with the bear, the lion will eat straw like the ox, and a little child will lead them. And neither will harm nor destroy on My Holy Mountain." The beginning and the end are vegan because veganism is the only way to live without bloodshed and cruelty.

:P to you meat eaters

[SicilanTeen]

@platelegs omg i got to show this to my mom .... i want to live a vegetarian life but my mom thinks that i kneed some sort of meat to grow (i'M a guy ^^) sooooo yeah ... + were a very christian family :D

[PrettiGirl33]

@SicilanTeen awww my parents are like that too. and omfg. theres like no bigger turn on than a teenage guy who cares about animals and also happens to be Christian...

Hey, what was that sound?

That was my panties flying across the room.

ahaha im just kidding! seriously, lol. but it is nice to see ppl who care about animals, rock on! :)

[SicilanTeen]

@PrettiGirl33 well i'm happy to hear that you aligned with the word of god and to be part of the killing and suffering of vegetables :P OMG I could kill vegetables all day ! Its fun that I could chat to a person who knows both sides of the conversation :) this was fun :)

Have an AWESOME day !

Ps: wow you turn me soo on ;) 

[platelegs]

Everything that lives and moves will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything.

4“But you must not eat meat that has its lifeblood still in it. 5And for your lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting. I will demand an accounting from every animal. And from each man, too

:P to you

[xanderspuppy]

Excellent. See the comments on today's Daily Mail article on pancreatic cancer for more material.

I'd pay for a keychain where I'd press a button and one of these snippets played out, so I could play it back to the next person who says one of them to me. "Congratulations, you're the 100th meat eater to say shit to me this year, you've won a grass smoothie."

[veganchimp]

So So So So So Funny John. These have been your best 3 videos to date.

[MzSuperMinni]

did people actually say this to you or was this made up?

[jacnar]

This is so funny, please make more!

[Juniperstarfall]

do you drive a car??...hypocite!!! haha love this!

[beefree1]

Go Vegans Go Vegans Go Vegans Go Vegans Go Vegans Go Vegans Go Vegans

[ForAllAnimals]

Hahahaha!! I love this!!! Great job John!!

[who2really1cares39]

wow I think I've heard all of these excuses before

[TroopCollector]

Woot! I was just thinking about you making a 3rd video... Keep going! Vegans rule!

[animalliberation0961]

Okay, so you've officially won your way back into my heart. Great job, here!

[InvincibleSummer85]

A male friend once said "I thought you were a lesbian when we first met, since you said you were vegan and that's a lesbian sort of thing to do..."

[jacnar]

@InvincibleSummer85 LOL I've gotten the same thing. Except it was added with, "well....you know....you're vegan and a feminist sort of person" LOL!!!

[LloydChristmas777]

LOL, more great quotes. I've heard many of them in person.... unprovoked.

[cupcakes869]

murderers

[RayvinNyte]

Can't touch your bf's sausage lol I hate when my boyfriend refers to his penis as any kind of food. He's starting to get the hint. Ok no hint I tell him flat out.

[RayvinNyte]

We do need iron when menstruating. I get anemic, so I take iron instead of meat! With vitamin C to absorb better.

[atheistvegan16]

This series is amazing! xoxo

[TOAVEGANWORLD]

After watching parts 1 & 2, I didn't think it could get any better, but it did! I love all 3 parts! They're so funny and accurate. I've heard excusitarians use them all! Great job!!!

[CantWeedThis]

fallacious morons i tell you