Winona Ryder Gives Advice to Lindsay Lohan About Her Case

[Winonarydertube]

oh yeah, and it's W I nona, as in win or lose, not fing WYnona, as in why the fk don't you get a life.

[Winonarydertube]

Wow, I get that this is "funny", but don't you ever call someone's parents dipshits, especially when they are as great as Michael Horowitz and Cynthia Palmer-Horowitz. Attack a star, if you feel it necessary, but leave their parents out of it. Bad form.

[theednamod]

"I'm 39 and you look 39"

[LifeMustard]

Must. Sleep.

...Just one more video, though...

[JasmineBaby05]

you sound so much like her!

[AuroraAlighieri]

"Maybe you can play your former self in a lifetime movie. Oh, Meta!" I lol'd at this point.

[6flgslover]

I'm 39... yu LOOK 39 that wuz so freakin funny XDDD

[pornoslut]

awesome videos !!! and I agree I could see you doing a reece witherspoon impression bc you do kinda look like her with some of the faces you make . anyways keep up the awesommmme work !!!

xoxoxoxo

Emily

[lisaraearae]

STUPID

[VaultRocks]

You kinda reminded me of Amanda Bynes in the beginning. :)

[vintagetoast14]

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! " i remember when i shoplifted."

[vintagetoast14]

Lmfao.

[DerekGaming]

you do the voice pretty good, but u don't look like her.

[RyanRami14]

"you could play your former self in a lifetime movie...oooo META..." LOL so good!!

[csarito]

uuhhh metaa

[SweetDaniful]

how badass. great writing!

[wait4itandwait4it]

excellent and very cute

[ReggieTechie]

You are amazing. I hope you make it big!! :DD

[Johnycash310]

U a duuuuuuuuumb bitch!

[matthewjdhandley]

so because winona did one bad thing (shoplifting), it completely jolts other people's perceptions of how they see and treat her as the amazing actress that she is? completely disagree with your video.

[mcteeth]

nailed it!

[bradley583]

... and I was on a shit tonne of drugs. LMAO...

[MyMerryMelodies]

:31 that quiver in your voice sounds exactly like her. Jealous!

[ssenssel]

Love your work. Cheers from Brazil.

[PsycadelicShack]

You do Winona's voice so well!

[AzunaiTheDefender]

@LiloPelakai They seem to be just the right size =D

[LiloPelakai]

funny as usual but way too much cussing D:

[MsTROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

OMG WIN.

[AzunaiTheDefender]

Lets be honest kristi you have fantastic jugs as well.

[LiloPelakai]

@AzunaiTheDefender yeah, small boobs rawk =D

[mariaperiwinkle]

hehehe :) Love the Winona accent and this line:

"We all like to see stars rise again. How else do you explain the meteoric return of Billy Ray Cyrus?"

[ohitsEllen]

amazing

[TheChuchoni]

fuck of bichh u are very ugly don't talk about lindsay becouse she is talanted and u are nothing XA-XA

[ohitsEllen]

@TheChuchoni lol

[roisinnuala]

PLEEEEEASEEEE do more!!!!!!!!!

[cupcakexlindsay]

:DD I love these!

[doctorcatsburger]

The Lumber Jack Lady is single again Lindsay and so is her onion, working in the prison kitchen can be fun & washing the Lumber Jack Ladies socks in the sink can be fun too. Hey, Betty White has gigs.

[greycolumbus]

Shoplifting is the ultimate high.

[anastasiasproull]

I love this!

[breakwellpicturez]

You ever think of doing Reese Witherspoon? I bet you'd nail here, too.

[noelkristi]

@breakwellpicturez my mom looks like reese like major, so maybe there's a resemblance.

[breakwellpicturez]

@noelkristi There were some moments in there where you briefly resembled Reese from "Fear." That's why I thought of it.

[kelaltieri]

@noelkristi I can definitely see a Reese Witherspoon impression in your future. :)

[mailorderlove]

"We're in 3 fucking wars, get over yourself."

[slaterruels]

i'd still bang lindsay and winona. great vid!

[noelkristi]

@slaterruels me too.

[Bitching4Blades]

@slaterruels if I were you, I'd go with Winona, no chance of stds.

[Sei1863]

You are unfailingly awesome!

[currentGypsy]

we want more!!!!1