I just threw my t'ird and went to go get it while I waited for it to come back! Thanks to t'ird, I have all the time in the world to get my t'ird after I throw my t'ird! Thanks Cinco!
lmfao! the door knob is placed right in the middle of the door making it much more difficult to open the door because of the extra torque you have to provide.
Shit shoots away from your body because it knows how much your body sucks. How much you body decays and bloats. How much your body gets more and more useless until the point of your demise. I really think that shit has the right idea. Get away as fast as you can. Flush your flesh! Get outta sight on a wild, wild, water porcelain pipe ride. – Musov Shoko
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
Classic. This is what got me into Tim and Eric. I was watching this for the first time with some friends, and at first I thought they weren't laughing, but when I looked at them, they were laughing so hard they couldn't breath-so I couldn't hear them! Genius.
I just threw my t'ird and went to go get it while I waited for it to come back! Thanks to t'ird, I have all the time in the world to get my t'ird after I throw my t'ird! Thanks Cinco!
jpertowski 4 hours ago
stare......stare xD
DjAnax420 12 hours ago
Moisten your fencewood!
z2thaanko 2 days ago
i thought i was the only one who typed with my pinkies
dampel6 4 days ago
THANKS FOR LETTING ME WATCH THIS VIDEO T'IRD!!
JackMehoff845 1 week ago
hahahaha
kristenlovesqueen 1 week ago
this reminds me, I have some old bills I need to repay.
OscarMaris 1 week ago
LENGTHY CRAWLBACKS
mrcuddles100 1 week ago
Every time I watch these videos they are always horribly random and hilarious. That guys laugh at the end was great. hahahaha
YouViewer08 1 week ago
Stare. Stare.
keylessally 1 week ago
"Register yourself online!"
Flaminglog 1 week ago
What bullshit. They fucking lifted this from a youtube video.
hackerhell900 2 weeks ago
Repeatedly press "9"
aeopmusic 2 weeks ago
dude this is actually a great idea for a toy
ruudeboyboy 2 weeks ago
I typed this comment the same way exemplified in the video.
chrizles 2 weeks ago
sweep your lawn!
emochick956 2 weeks ago
0:33 repay old bills lmfao
Zazumaki 2 weeks ago 2
I'd rather play flight wheel
OscarMaris 2 weeks ago
Hahaha "lengthy crawlbacks" and "moistenry" and Bob Odinkirk's voice
petezilla 2 weeks ago
I need this so I can get my Biology homework done.
UltraZombieSoldier 3 weeks ago
lmfao! the door knob is placed right in the middle of the door making it much more difficult to open the door because of the extra torque you have to provide.
Evilektr0nyk 3 weeks ago
And I've been meaning to stare for weeks. Never found the time. Thanks T'ird!
Taoru11 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
when i first saw this i thought it was extremely stupid. Now i find it funny XD
redoctoberfruit 3 weeks ago
0:34 who busts out laughing while playing bills?
shark1669661 3 weeks ago
@shark1669661 hahahaha! Im so fucked!
BerktownxD 2 weeks ago
Thanks for letting me get my work done, T'ird; Ehehehehuh!
HighPriestofLemuria 3 weeks ago
register online ROFL
paulvlahos 3 weeks ago
I wish my t'rds could be thrown up to a 1/2 mile away.
InfectiousShroomKid 4 weeks ago
He put the door knob in the middle of the door xD
dabadguy4273 4 weeks ago 3
destroy a pornography collection
xXHuckleberryFinnXx 1 month ago
Wow that's one of the few Cinco products that's actually useful.
M0rtanius 1 month ago
Sort some coins.. is my favorite
BrandonJay1983 1 month ago
My T'ird never came back :(
Eslabon231 1 month ago
STARE STARE
Eospag 1 month ago
Best B ROLL ever!!!
senseikodysh 1 month ago
i've always been trying to find time to dig a hole to bury that box.
DoveLady 1 month ago
repay old bills...?
MMBNM 1 month ago
omg! i've wasted so many days playing flight wheel!!
bringback10klf 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@bringback10klf now there's t'ird!
destructionman1 1 month ago
moisten your fence...lol.
NEVADAUNDERGROUND 1 month ago
god bless you cinco.
akturksener123 1 month ago
This reminds me of the coloring book from Family Guy
drakeTM1 1 month ago
thanks for letting me get my work done, T'ird
SHlTSANDWICH 1 month ago
0:30 Solamente pinkies. For your health!
NoctisLabyrithus 2 months ago
I cannot explain why I laugh so much at this...
Ieatbabies1231000 2 months ago 3
stare... stare.
xcatxcrazyx404 2 months ago
Repay old bills. roflmao.
heyyyyyynow 2 months ago 2
Better call Saul... to order my own Cinco T'ird right away
circulation211 2 months ago 50
STARE.
STARE.
Evanmileus 2 months ago
dear santa
88roro11 2 months ago
stare 0_o stare 0_0
LaughingMan9000 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Reminds me...I have to go moisten my fence wood. Thanks T'ird!
kfunkorange 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
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Pierce1994 2 months ago
God...this is good.
rrbrown813 2 months ago
that flight wheel looks like it would be awesome as fuck
Rockinator08 3 months ago
i want a T'ird :(
DamianCervants 3 months ago
What if someone runs over or steps on my T'ird? XD lmao
Sadinside09 3 months ago
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Rockinator08 3 months ago
thanks cinco.
akturksener123 3 months ago
11 people's wife didn't offer them a drink.
PrevelantPredators 3 months ago
just threw my t'ird and now i've posted this youtube comment. thanks t'ird
freddyfingerr 3 months ago 14
he laughs at his bills. like a boss.
thatsmahboi1337 3 months ago 4
Destroy a pornography collection
cexxcellz 3 months ago
Sort some coins!
Iwatchtrek 3 months ago
think of all the work i couldve got DONE with tird.
akturksener123 3 months ago
I typed this by staring at my keyboard.
Sckawt88 4 months ago
Why isnt cinco a real company? They would be bajillionzares
Polaf3456 4 months ago
Billions sold today.
Mojoboots1 4 months ago
I LIKE STARING
DracoAzule 4 months ago
9 people destroyed their porn without T'ird.
weirdphilp 4 months ago
moisten your fencewood!
Matt3683683 4 months ago 3
i wanna sort some coins
jubjub444 4 months ago
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Shit shoots away from your body because it knows how much your body sucks. How much you body decays and bloats. How much your body gets more and more useless until the point of your demise. I really think that shit has the right idea. Get away as fast as you can. Flush your flesh! Get outta sight on a wild, wild, water porcelain pipe ride. – Musov Shoko
musov 4 months ago
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akturksener123 4 months ago
Sortin' some coins.
serialclone 4 months ago
haha its funny because it sounds like turd. that means poop.
0xJupiterCrashx0 4 months ago
STARE.....STARE.....
Mastodon704 4 months ago
I've been meaning to moisten my fence wood.
uhohitsbrendan 4 months ago 129
If I saw that thing crawling on the sidewalk, I'd smash it with a hammer or something.
DrWatsonPostmortem 4 months ago
@DrWatsonPostmortem then they would get alot of work done!
JavaSpitLava 4 months ago
I love cinco
lilblossomkatz 4 months ago
i need to get some work done, if only I had a T'ird...
spammasterx 4 months ago
ok, im getting 20 dollars to buy this x)
TheOriginalWweRyan 4 months ago
STARE STARE O_O
SedonaSenicide 5 months ago 2
Dig a hole to bury a box!
xxdavidhaloxx 5 months ago
i tried with my pinkies
Zydake654 5 months ago
destroy a pornography collection!
grantota 5 months ago
flight wheel? LOL
Persecutedcss 5 months ago
this is so stupid it's smart
hoboeden 5 months ago
moisten your fence wood!
ajrasmus 5 months ago 2
MOISTENRY
grands1am 5 months ago
stare...stare...
goodtwitch 5 months ago 3
Stare
PAPERFACE908 6 months ago
Thank God for the T'ird, I've never had enough time playing frisbee to stare and moisten my fence wood.
Drewnation07 6 months ago 4
Thanks for letting me get my work done tird
1992omglol 6 months ago
9 people's t'irds came before they destroyed their pornography collection.
deathrek2 6 months ago 5
My porn collection is made by Cinco. It's resistant to bonfires, gasoline, and t'rds.
LukeShetler 6 months ago
"Moisen your fence wood" XD
RandomSparkles19 6 months ago
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scion... your cars suck
TheCrackerBrony 7 months ago
THROW YOUR TURD
joeyisawesome100 7 months ago
Flight wheel.
xLordOfTheFliesx 7 months ago
reposition your door knob
JordanC71428 7 months ago
lmao...too much
victordls 7 months ago
cinco should make game consoles
Mugen123456789 7 months ago
@Mugen123456789 Lol I would love that XD
jrs582412 7 months ago
The door knob was in the middle of the door. haha
IndieFlyGurl12 7 months ago
@IndieFlyGurl12 lmao, glad you mentioned this cause I didn't think anyone else noticed ;-D
DxEntity 7 months ago
That woman is too old for him...stare.
purplehaze2250 8 months ago
where is D'oul
Meshuggaaaahhhhh 8 months ago
"first throw your T'ird." Why was that the best line in the whole video?? xD
MzTv1 8 months ago
thanks cinco
kmoss1122 8 months ago
love how hes laughing when he says repay some old bills. like why the fuck would someone be laughing when paying bills lol
Strangetouch 8 months ago 3
lombardo socks
thebagsnow 8 months ago
Does anyone else think Bob Odenkirk sounds like Will Ferrell?
LakeFX 9 months ago 27
@LakeFX not in the least.
Antnj81 6 months ago
@LakeFX I don't think he sounds like Will Ferrell. He sounds more like that Saul Goodman guy I see on late night television.
LeBronKK 3 months ago 2
@LakeFX Nay! Will Ferrell sounds like Bob Odenkirk. Bob's been in the biz since Will was wearing short pants.
CuteFluffyLion 3 months ago
"Thanks for letting me get my work done t'ird LOL"
^-^
aliciavclark 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
musov 9 months ago
Moistenry
username666username 9 months ago
Bob Odenkirk's voice over is amazing.
jwicklun 9 months ago
lol im typing this with my pinkies
mindmonkey00 10 months ago
I just made my own T'ird at home!
Now I have time to stare at my moistened fence wood!
holzapfelstein 11 months ago
@holzapfelstein LOL
NeyoPro 10 months ago
Dig a hole to bury a box. Wait how to you spell Bary Bery? ARRGHH
mrdkaff 11 months ago
What if it gets run over?
SpliNterCellFan697 11 months ago
sort'n some coins...
matthias2986 11 months ago
Lol, perfect for those boring days at church. just throw it down the church aisle and watch it crawl.
Preist: In chapter ten verse two... ... What is that?
Me: My T'ird
CoupDeGrace888 1 year ago 2
he put the door knob in the middle of the door... lmao
jbond5150 1 year ago 3
Lengthy crawlbacks AND multiple throws????
RaveNeveRaven 1 year ago 3
I typed this with my pinkies :)
eraq07 1 year ago 25
@eraq07 samexdls
fruitypeebils 1 year ago
And then I felt like a dumbass after scrolling down and reading comments saying the same thing
Nauticus89 1 year ago
Holy shit, I just realized the narrator is the same guy who plays Saul from Breaking Bad
Nauticus89 1 year ago
these ads are out of control
CrimsonEmpire 1 year ago
SAUL GOODMAN!
mshake64 1 year ago
Is that Bob Odenkirk doing the voiceover?
hhhhour 1 year ago
@hhhhour I was going to say "is that Saul Goodman?" lol
cc219Hmd 1 year ago
@hhhhour yes
nekroe 1 year ago
Tim and Eric should make cinco ads for youtube.
alkalinecuban 1 year ago
these ads are fucking rediculous
yomom4202 1 year ago
@yomom4202 Are you retarded?
Tokopol 1 year ago
yes cinco i have wasted a day playing flight wheel
sonic4ever6 1 year ago
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
MoogleGirl123 1 year ago
I always type with my pinkies too.
SkinTrainMcGee 1 year ago 3
i love internet commercials, especially when i have 2 watch 2 in a row!
sactowncr1minal 1 year ago
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thanks for letting me get my work done tird!!!!!ROFL
deathrek2 1 year ago
thanks for letting me get my work done tird!!!!!
deathrek2 1 year ago
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missyyo 1 year ago
Fucking ad! I don't have a good soul, nor a kind heart!
JayceMearesShit 1 year ago 3
reposition you're doorknob dig a hole to bury a box
thepokemonknowitall 1 year ago
Did anyone read the TODO list?
ANONONTHEJEWTUBE 1 year ago
Army? Been there done that.
Tim and Eric... more productive.
CoupDeGrace888 1 year ago
AS A SOLDIER IN THE U.S. ARMY YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
(really?)
coprographia 1 year ago
@coprographia Right? lol
JayceMearesShit 1 year ago
Bob Odenkirk's voice made this more fantastic.
Snoofalah 1 year ago
look! it pooped the apostrophe.
4NrAGS 1 year ago 4
LMAO!
I like how he found the time to re position his door handle...nice.
He even had time to charcoal his porn collection with his mom.
RKarma19 1 year ago
DIG A HOLE TO BURY A BOX!
INgLeSBe 1 year ago
i totally moisten the fence wood lol
pixxelust 1 year ago
30 second ad for a 60 second clip. fuck this shit. not watching
CommieKid 1 year ago
@CommieKid
Firefox has an addon to block all youtube ads. Message me if you want the deets brah.
MisterWordman 1 year ago
@MisterWordman i want it
alexbeathalo3 1 year ago
@alexbeathalo3
Well do you use firefox...?
MisterWordman 1 year ago
@MisterWordman yep
alexbeathalo3 1 year ago
i can't understand how some people dislike this
niggerfuckersunited 1 year ago
@niggerfuckersunited Probably because of the ads.
destructionman1 1 year ago
I JUST GOT A JOB FOR TESTING CINCO TOYS!!!!!!
weirdo3759 1 year ago
@weirdo3759 better make sure you have good life insurance!
Ronton3019 1 year ago
the list he was making made no sence... burn files. sweep grass. burn box... lmao
ivandadog 1 year ago
Flight wheel.
Leatherbubba 1 year ago 3
Classic. This is what got me into Tim and Eric. I was watching this for the first time with some friends, and at first I thought they weren't laughing, but when I looked at them, they were laughing so hard they couldn't breath-so I couldn't hear them! Genius.
JazzyJonas 1 year ago
have you wasted a whole day playing flight wheel?
aliensofantfarm 1 year ago
To do list says:
Sort coins
check locks
born files
sweep grass
test ladder
call tony back
hammer fence
calculate
bradenls0 1 year ago
@bradenls0 You forgot calibrate thermostat.
KillerKlondikeBar 1 year ago
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through your t'urd!.... like a monkey?
SofaK1ngWeTaDid 1 year ago