Scrubs - Cox makes fool out of elliot

[moosemaddox]

lmao 10 - 0

[someguy724]

awww the best part isn't here

[Mattz511]

the title should be Cox makes a fool out of elliot for the one millionth time

[SickBritKid]

Cox humiliates Elliot, who proceeds to exact his revenge.

[iGourry]

well literally this means "your wife has a nice bosom"

I personally wouldn't freak out about this it's just not raunchy enough xD

[TooMuchCrimeDrama]

I don't even speak german, and even I know those words aren't right. Nice one Cox, you are about to tell the guy his wife has nice cans :).

[HtheKing777]

watching this makes me wonder why dr.cox just didnt use google translate lol

[Narutodude117]

With a title like this, i wondered which of various episodes it could be.....then i remembered, ALL OF THEM!!

[Duckman6699]

The craziest part of this clip is that Dr. Cox threw away a clicky top pen. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?!?!?

[CDclaymations]

When I saw the title of this video I realized that it could be so many different things.

[ExperienceSftwrks]

What did she say?

[HappyCabbie]

@ExperienceSftwrks something to the effect of your wife has nice boobs.

[lucas91634]

@ExperienceSftwrks your wife has nice tits

[NateSean]

I do like the later seasons where Elliot learns to just shrug Doctor Cox's barbarisms off and return it with some of her own. By this season she's really earned her place in the wolf's den that is Sacred Heart.

[AnRTPgA]

Ihre Frau hat einen schönen Busen.

Hilarious (:

[Point101100]

this clip should be named " Elliot makes fool out of Cox" :D

[SHMRULEZ]

Elliot actually tell Dr COx to say

YOUR WIFE HAS NICE CANS HAHAH!!

[o0NoahMusic0o]

Where did 1:10 go?

[thearbiter221]

what episode was this

[Vykkdraygo713]

I looked this up for the carpal hand bones thing for anatomy XD

[kmcgullam91]

What I don't understand is how did Elliot know this man/patient had a wife?

[macmaasi79]

@kmcgullam91 I guess it was speculation...

[EbrithrilBjartskular]

@kmcgullam91 She just assumed, I guess.

[SometimesAtNite23]

@kmcgullam91 

[Elodren]

@kmcgullam91 I believe it to be a rather random comment, or at least directed to Dr. Cox.

[kmcgullam91]

@Elodren ?

[lbrinin1701]

@kmcgullam91 my guess is that Dr Reid heard the patient and his wife speaking German and picked up on it because Dr Reid and Sarah Schalke both speak fluent German

[kmcgullam91]

@lbrinin1701 Irrelevant. Nowhere in the episode does it hint that Elliot heard that Cox even had a German patient, let alone know he had a wife.

[kmcgullam91]

@lbrinin1701 It's a cut-scene.

[newperve]

@kmcgullam91 Well technically she said your woman has great boobs, so even if he only had a girlfriend it would still work.

[kmcgullam91]

@newperve Not quite, follow the show, Cox says "wife" in the following scene.

[luffis1985]

@kmcgullam91 He's german.

[kmcgullam91]

@luffis1985 Irrelevant.

[luffis1985]

@kmcgullam91 not really.

[luffis1985]

@kmcgullam91 not really.

[gof666]

@kmcgullam91 No particular reason (Germans are really protective, you know... ;p)

[kmcgullam91]

@gof666 :P

[point1kelvin]

Thechnically she just said "Your wife's got a nice breast", not "your wife's got nice breasts" :P

[Rohan2300]

@point1kelvin ever hear the word breast used like "she hugged the teddybear to her breast" ?

Breast can refer to the the entire chest :)

[kajacamorra]

@point1kelvin no, "nice breastS" is right since there's no plural form of "busen". you would be right if she had said "Ihre Frau hat eine schöne Brust"

[MCB400100]

@kajacamorra lets give this smartass thumbs down everyone pls i hate him

[GydoKamst]

@MCB400100 I hate people trying to vouch people to hate other people. Thumbs down alright.

[MCB400100]

@GydoKamst you only care for thumbs up and hanging out the smart one

[GydoKamst]

@MCB400100 You must be a real smartass caring for thumbs up to try and point something as such out...

[MCB400100]

@GydoKamst i hate people like you 

[shittyfagg]

your chick's got nice cans.. heh..

[Graspimmelhase123]

which episode is it ?

[UnknownMugiwara]

With that title, this video should be at least 10 minutes long ;)

[EbrithrilBjartskular]

@UnknownMugiwara And have maybe 5 parts. ;)

[MDFKAAA]

best part in this video is the fact that he throws the pen! random humour ftw

[Shiratsui]

hahahahaaa don't say it man :D

[Pr00z3]

dr. cox german is just hilarious ! :D

[disease35]

Was ist diese Episode? Ich muss wissen :)

[eatbeavers]

i know a bit of german and i KNOW she said something about breasts!

[newcollector]

Good revenge there Elliot, but I'm with Cox on this one. A hospital is not the appropriate place for that kind of talk or behavior.

[backofbeyondgirl]

her pronounciation is actually pretty good :)

[valdas0]

Heh this title is very unspecific.

[thingsTheater]

Cox does make a fool out of Elliot, but Elliot wins in the end.

[doryan3pmd]

actually Elliot makes a fool out of Cox on this one

[aco20071]

9 ppl who dont speak german ;)

[freaky108]

looks like a clicky-top...not a twisty-bottom

[thingsTheater]

Some lovers try positions they can't handle = Scaphoid, Lunate, Triquetral, Pisiform, Trapezium, Trapezoid, Capitate, Hamate

I'm gonna use that.

[Psychononne]

The title should be "Elliot fools Dr. Cox"

[Iam18yearsolddddd]

"your wife has cool tits!"

[Resurrectedfantasy]

He's got fluid

[kmcgullam91]

@Resurrectedfantasy Hahahahaa, classic... Glad to see another Scrubs geek! ;)

[Resurrectedfantasy]

@kmcgullam91 A geek? x) I rather consider myself just another Scrubs-apostle. ;)

[kmcgullam91]

@Resurrectedfantasy Hahah, go right ahead sir/ma'am... I'm still going to consider myself a geek! xD

[jogginganzug]

actually elliot makes fool out of cox

[WulvPawz]

i'm kinda surporised cox didn't just look it up on the internet

or at least hear that it sounds nothing like fluid in his longs

now my german is terrible, but everyone should be capable of hearing it's something completely different

[Deathofblades]

"**((Than))** Cox makes a fool out of Elliot and Keith."???? Very funny most obvious an elementary kid can do grammar.

[Koneko716]

they smell like SEX.

[jokacho]

They smell like sex XD!!

[rhettboy]

She told him to tell the guy that his wife has nice tits lol

[bigbang1612]

srsly elliot makes a fool out of cox here, not the other way around :D

[Razorbak4732]

none of these dr. cox clips contain my favorite moment:

Elliot: "Does this lipstick make me look like a clown?"

Cox: "No...it makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns"

XD

[youtubaholic]

"Excuse me. Does anyone here happen to have a plate of jeebies? Because these two just gave me a big 'ol scoop of the heebies!"

I love Dr. Cox's quotes. They're so Coxian!

[Steltulon]

@BiggerBango She sucks. I'm from Germany, MY german is fluent but hers is pretty bad, vacabulary - and acentwise

[TheClaudibo]

@Steltulon Mal ganz ehrlich: Deutsch ist wohl eine der am schwersten zu lernenden Sprachen - grammatikalisch und auch was die Aussprache angeht. Und wenn du dir mehrere Ausschnitte aus Scrubs anschaust, wo Sarah Chalke deutsch spricht, dann wirst du merken, dass sie für eine Nichtdeutsche echt gut deutsch spricht ;)

Ich persönlich liebe ihren Akzent (:

[littlepanimausi]

what season and what episode is this?

[Jonlu88]

I have no idea how, but I know busen means breasts, she so got him back by saying something lol

[RandomVidsMaker]

isn't that really clear what it means?

[Oreoreogirl]

your wife has beautiful breasts! haha I UNDERSTOOD! :D

[TheINfamousrocker]

how does dr. cox not know what that means. This proves that americans are stupid in the way of that they know nothing of outside there fckin borders

[JennyKristian]

@TheINfamousrocker If he knew what it meant, there would be no joke. It doesn't say even the slightest thing about Americans.

[JustThink00]

@TheINfamousrocker because in all other countries in this world the average citizen speaks 6 or 7 languages right?

Most people in this world are not even bilingual, and if they are the second language is usually english due to how widespread it is, so a natural english speaker has less incentive to learn another language.

[TheINfamousrocker]

@JustThink00 dude iam 14 and i can keep up with 4 language's. America is a wellgrown country and it should be learning ppl more things about the outside world and stop the isolationism. Wich was big at the start of WOII but it is still leaving his signs.

[JustThink00]

@TheINfamousrocker well, good for you but my point stands. In fact there's a good chance for any given 4 language speaker NOT to speak german.

Yeah, it would be great if america was a little more globally aware, but with an ocean separating us from the rest of the world and a government that wants us ignorant, i don't see how that's gonna happen

[TheINfamousrocker]

@JustThink00 Iam glad that u see that i have nothing against americans. just against the government, and no most ppl that do speak 4 language's will be able to speak german, but this is just a example. See in Europe u will learn english(offcourse) german, and french because those are the countries with the biggest bussines here. I dont see why america wont do the same and schools dont give like spanish or atleast 1 language from europe (not english).

[JustThink00]

@TheINfamousrocker my highschool required us to take at least two years of a foreign language. Most major universities require a little more than that i think.

However it was in no way made clear from your post that your complaints were about our government rather than americans in general.

EVERYONE hates the U.S. government, but we can't do much about it because both major parties are extremely corrupt.

[TheINfamousrocker]

@JustThink00 It wasn't clear. the first comment was just a mad comment. Peace it. Let's all hate on the U.S. government :)

[EspaniaBerserk]

Ihre Frau hat einen schönen Busen xD

[happyking9]

Irhen frau hät einen schönen busum? lawl

and my german is crap! :D

[mraxpower]

@happyking9 she says "Your wife has nice Tits." XD

[MarcusCOG101]

does anyone here happen to have a plate of jeebies because these two just gave me a big ole scoop of the heebies

[Muckilove]

What Elliot should have really told Cox: "Sie haben Flüssigkeit in ihrer Lunge."

[gravy4everyone]

epic win for elliot

[partygirl209]

how could he trust Elliot after he made fun of her?!?!?

[SCD999]

as soon as elliot said frau, i knew something was up there haha. and it was hilarious

[Myra1991JR]

She said to go tell his patient, your wife has very nice breasts...

[SCD999]

i know. i saw the subtitles when he said it. hilarious!

[popcornfilms1]

@Myra1991JR there's no very in it....

[lorrekut]

Dubs are NEVER better

[Aeron53]

HAHAHAHAHA IHRE FRAU HAT EINEN SCHÖNEN BUSEN HAHAHAH

your wife got beautiful breasts HAHAHAHA

[preput]

@Aeron53 actually is "your wife has one nice tit"

[RoberttheWise]

@preput No, "Busen" is in this case plural. I am not even sure if this word exists in singular. So nice/beautifull breasts/tits is well translated.

[preput]

@RoberttheWise the problem is "einen", which means "one", but then again maybe it's like "she has a nice bust"

[RoberttheWise]

@preput Yeah, this is something like this. Well tzhe piont is, it's correct german for nice tits (both tits) ;)

[sevenwindslord]

@preput i believe eins is one, not einen

[MasterMaxD]

@Aeron53 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[eruruji]

"some lovers try positions that they can't handle" = total epic help in memorizing the carpal bones xD

[Timmycoo]

Totally helped me too lol. Scrubs is great.

[V0r4xiz]

haha what's with that fool ? Failing BIG TIME not getting what has been said and then randomly ranting about one country being better than the other. Of course the better one ALWAYS is "mine" depending on who's talking. So unpredictable !

And to clarify. In the German dubbed version they needed a foreign language so the story itsself makes sense. And they used Danish. Where exactly is the point where you start hating the Germany language again ? Stupid nationalist freak.

[lorrekut]

LOL

your wife has nice brests XD

[Jovowned]

what did elliot say in german?

[GUNtau9]

She said "Your wife has nice breasts", no joke

[zofspade]

Actually, it is a joke.

[paulpanhook]

its funny i remember this episode. she tells cox something sexy in german so when cox tells the geramn patient, it sounds like he makes a comeon to the german's wife

[Pinkipiebumblebee]

haha Dr Cox got owned!

[konservenbrot]

"Ihre Frau hat einen schönen Busen"

lol cox was pwnd back xD

[RaverYusuke]

Pwnt.

[paxpacis2]

In german Elliot speaks danish

[Dongeffer]

That is not Danish, and i should know :)

[paxpacis2]

No in the english version it's german. But in the german version elliot speaks danish instead of german

[Lemau]

Srsly? I would've figured Cox's patient would've been American. But Danish? Weird. XD

[paxpacis2]

Well every german can speak english so the joke would be gone since everyone would know what elliot actually told cox to say. Hardly any german speaks danish

[Lemau]

Fair point. :3

[xMiOsEx]

WTF DANISH!!! DON'T SAY GERMAN IS DANISH!!!!! This is Danish try to translate it: Danmark er 100 gange bedre end tyskland så sammenlign aldrig dem igen!!

[paxpacis2]

I think you should improve your english before you misinterpret my comments

[xMiOsEx]

I really don't care... I am not English so I really don't care because I don't care about english... Jeg holder mig til dansk da det er mit sprog, og hvad engelsk angår?? Så kan det da rande mig et bestemt sted....

[paxpacis2]

What I wanted to tell you is that you didn't understand what I said

[Bladerunner20006]

I bet you wrote: "Denmark is 100 times better than Germany", or something.

And for that I didn't even need a translater and I dont speak Danish either.

So I'm sorry for you, but it seems those languages are in fact very much alike...

[Jezuzlovesu737]

"Denmark is 100 times better than Germany, so don't ever try to compare them again". <--This is a quote, not an opinion of mine.

FAIL.

[ShockinglyRelaxing]

''You and Denmark can go f yourselves''. <-- This is a quote, not an opinion of mine.

[Jezuzlovesu737]

Nono, you misunderstand, someone wrote something in Danish, and I translated it. I'm not even Danish! And you're a real charmer, you know that?

[ShockinglyRelaxing]

You too misunderstand, that fool and you can't go around and just s*h*i*t like that you know? I am not a German and i think German is far better than Denmark.

[MasaruKato82]

- "...schönen Busen."

- ?

- "schöooonen Busen."

*patient kicks Dr Cox's a** *

[Orik1990]

the title is a bit of a bad formulation since Dr. Cox makes a fool out of Barby (Elliot) on a daily basis

[HarvesterofSorrow5]

elliot speaking german turns me on...is that weird?

[chaossolider2]

@HarvesterofSorrow5 no it actually turns me on too. but i'm german.

[mijnpikinjouneus]

@HarvesterofSorrow5

very,very wrong since german is the most ugliest language there is.

[gulllars]

@mijnpikinjouneus Dude, have you heard Dutch? It's like german mixed with all the nasty sounds from french. (high-)German is a pretty nice language, and the grammar is great compared to english.

I feel i have a bit more objective view on this since i'm Norwegian, but speak both english and german fluent (amongst other languages).

Love the ending BTW, "Ihre Frau hat einen schönen Busen" = "Your wife has beatiful breasts" XD

@sevenwindslord in this case, einen Busen refers to one set of breasts.

[boertje75]

@gulllars When you had done your homework, you would know that Dutch is a mixture of English and German, with German grammar and a lot of English words.

That's why the Dutch are mostly able to speak both languages.

German because of the grammar the two languages share and English 'cause of the nouns and adverbs which are similar.

You're not completely wrong, because there're a lot of original French words in the Dutch language (paraplu which is umbrella and portemonnee which means wallet)

[gulllars]

@boertje75 Dutch is not only a mix of German and English, it also has major traits of nordic languages, particularly norwegian coastal dialects (from viking settlers XD). This stands out pretty clearly from converting the "soft" consonants B, D, G, to the "harder" P, T, K in a lot of instances (compared to other germanic languages) and rolling R's.

As with original french words, those examples are used in many other languages too, and are foreign words imported alongside the objects.

[WulvPawz]

@gulllars not to be an ass-wipe here, but dutch isn't at all a mix of german and englisch, it's a nordic language just like those two, that's why there are words in it that sound alike, this also aplies to norwegian, french, poland, and the russian lands(too lazy to type them all) also many of the former collonies sound like nordic because we taught them that. but to make a long nag short, dutch isn't just a couple of better known languages thrown together, it's an actual language

[gulllars]

@WulvPawz i know, i'll stop the attempt at an intellectual trolling now. It ended up just seeming pretentious, douchy and argumentative for the sake of it. And it wasn't really entertaining either :(

[WulvPawz]

@gulllars whaha, i forgive you XD

[Evenisto]

@WulvPawz Polish and Russian are not nordic languages and have nothing to do with English, German, Dutch or French :)

[WulvPawz]

@Evenisto if i go to poland and i speak dutch (with my local accent) than the polish understand wat i mean, a lot of words sound similar

[Evenisto]

@WulvPawz No they wont, do you even know how polish sounds? There's no even small similarity between dutch and polish. Believe - I know, mate. German people might understand you, but not poles.

[WulvPawz]

@Evenisto you might forget the part about the accent, i work with polish people, among others. and i understand what they're saying when they chit chat with eachother

[wolfodonneld2]

@Evenisto emm dutch be holland where im from :D small miss typ of you there but you are correct with your comment on the othere part

[Evenisto]

@wolfodonneld2 And what have I said? That's exactly what I've said, I know dutch is used in Netherlands/Holland, I used to be quite interested in the language itself. Having that in mind, I don't really know what your point is.

[PsychoR34per]

well then u never heard how slovakian gypsies speak...

[rifal004]

@mijnpikinjouneus No, that would be Spanish.

[TheClaudibo]

@mijnpikinjouneus You're dutch and you think german is ugly? er....okay :D

[Rienders]

@TheClaudibo

ehm... the 2 languages are quite different from each other.... don't try to be a know-it-all person if you don't have a clue.

[TheClaudibo]

@Rienders they're not that different...and I do have a clue. I'm German and I know that most of the Germans see something written in dutch they can tell what it's about...

[5492Ares]

@mijnpikinjouneus no the ugliest language there is, is the one your mom speaks when she is sucking my dick, it sounds something like this "ghuk ghuk ghuk"

[Bitemis]

@5492Ares Keep it classy.

[Magnetic1406]

@HarvesterofSorrow5

No, does the same for me too.

[Steltulon]

@HarvesterofSorrow5

her german is very bad, i can tell^^

[BiggerBango]

@Steltulon actually, no, she's fluent

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@Steltulon that's like her second language, then french

[extreem573]

@HarvesterofSorrow5 Yes its weird she needs to speak frence

[Mullahgrrl]

@HarvesterofSorrow5 No.

[RandomVidsMaker]

@HarvesterofSorrow5 yes

[NuramonXX]

@HarvesterofSorrow5 It's not, i'm german, and how she talks is hot xD

[TheKnoppersVidz]

@HarvesterofSorrow5 no

[EspaniaBerserk]

Ihre Frau hat einen schönen Busen xDDDD

But she has a pretty strong accent. She sounds in the end like a french. I know, she came from canadia. Its because of this. But funny to hear a german sentence in scrubs xP

[benZZZgomeZZZ]

she speaks german pretty well because her mum is german. there are several episodes of eliot speaking german. check them out.

[RYNOIV36]

canadia??

[EspaniaBerserk]

yeah. Isnt she from canada? I mean the actor now.

[RYNOIV36]

yes but in your original comment you said canadia

[Smackers1313]

Elliot's from Vancouver

(Sarah Chalke)