GLC - Half Man Half Machine

[smashcam99]

Fucking awsome!!!!!!!

[smashcam99]

Fucking awsome

[bertybigbollox]

whatever happened to these guys -- fuckin A !

[ColonelCymru]

Want that suit, just for the sticker...

[am1690]

you knows it !!!!

[juliana23351]

Ew

[arwynj55]

cymru :D



[Astronopolis]

safe as fuck

[garyweb2007]

*words

[garyweb2007]

Why are all the FUCKING swear bleeped out for fuck sake?!?

[GameCheatsV2]

i knew from then i was a motherfucking robot

[ninjabob2456]

I had to go to the shops to buy some cigarettes while thinking I was a robot after watching this. I don't even smoke. Guns don't kill people...

[patchworkpoodle]

I WANT TO BE A FUCKING ROBOT AFTER SMOKING LOADS OF DRUGS!

[stjohn009]

MUM! GET OFF THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW OR YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE

[Alcatar]

I will never unfav this.

[willettshardcore2007]

He walks a hell of a fucking long way for a pack of cigs. lol

[vinkie35]

he looks more machine than robot....

[TheWizardofGore]

This reminds me of flight of the concords lol

[howincrediblyshit]

@TheWizardofGore Except that it's kind of funny.

[skoopism]

quality!!! xxx

[willzy2k6]

fucking hell , roy barnes news , does he still work there ?

[kadyx]

'Wana be a fuckin' robot afta smokin' lotsa draw..' Hahaa!!

[SickBruv567]

goes from baneswell to newport bridge handpost just to get a pack of fags... what a mission

[Shroffff]

@SickBruv567 serious trekage init!! 

[SickBruv567]

@Shroffff haha i know!

[craigk195]

Eminem got no shit on the glc

[xDiscipleOfTheWatchx]

Michael Bay is directing the sequel

[tshirt2008]

38people didnt get to the shops!

[skiningspliffs]

i was in newport today singing this :L

[eyeheartpms]

Half man, half machine. What does it mean? What does it meeeaann?!

[pap2k8]

38 people not from newport...

[MrJayCudmore]

Im a robot and buying 10 fags is my quest.

[DeToXs1ck]

LOL ur mom got a penis !!

[Select0r]

Nathan was this the 1 u ment

[aeromanson1]

he went past my house lolol



[vintagezigg]

I didn't know Lemmy did Rap

[seanreillyireland]

@vintagezigg Yeah, he does sound like Lemmy!

[ninjanyte27]

pride of newport fucking awesome glc is class

[CRAIGSGAMES123]

I was gona get your name but I could'nt stand the paiiiin

[Muddster81UK]

I IZ A ROBOT!

[Pamuya1]

Half Man + Half Machine = Awesomely funny song!

[R33Racer]

Half man, half machine whait does it me, what does it meeeeeaann!!!

[takeuchi40]

GLC are underrated fucking legends. Brilliant. Come on, get another single out boys!

[windycity708773]

gay

[TREBLEZZZ1]

lmao....

[outseeker]

why the fuck is is censored!?

[chaz4wright]

f**ckin brill

[WellyFC2010]

Like CP3O but with pubes n hair!!! classic

[sunurban]

what's with the mission-impossible-style music? LOL! Genius-

[Astronopolis]

SAFE

[jjamo5]

1.20 I been working on that building the old arts collage.This tune grabbed me back in the day still fucking classic! Cult Tune!

[l14mk]

when he walked through the underpass im surprised he didt get asked for spare change

[everythingswonderful]

haha I love this so so much

[pearl5girl]

This song cracks me up... GLC you are true legends!!!

[welshboii08]

if you lived in newport you'd know hes walked past a few shops he could buy 10 fags :D

[cj198821]

OMG never dies this classic i used to live there to lol BIG UP GLC

[94murph]

newport city!! best in the world clart

[sam1261]

Ahh, to be welsh!

[nbridgland]

Particularly liked the line "I'm C3PO but with pubes and hair!"

[JF77MCR]

2:32 - Peter Tosh accuracy. Spot on.

[templarsofsteel]

I served one of them in the charity shop today only just realised it was him lmao

[frugward86]

now we all know what would have happened if kraftwerk tried to do a rap song

[21mutz]

omg u could see citty center and the hamppost i live around there :D

[Tremuoso]

years on, this still makes me laugh like fuck

[pulpfresh]

six years later and watching eggsy try to get through doors in his homemade robot costume still brings tears of joy to my eyes

[Sm0n2t3r]

behindert

[UnraisedKarma]

I love Newport :') <3

[LeandroJesskint]

*****

[darkaudiovideo]

That chorus sounds like it's being sung by Cartman.

[darkaudiovideo]

This is actually pretty musical.

[silentkillah07]

lmao the fuck!

[robofthevalleys]

After all these years this song still makes me piss myself laughing.

[juddzer]

Thats one big Fuckin bin!

[halfmanghalfmachine]

This song is the fucking greatest. I'm a yank, but this makes me wish I lived in Newport.

[Fido2011]

such a sick instrumental, shame they didnt take it serious

[joohop]

BRILLIANTLY SUPERB A MONDO MAD WELSH FCKERZ

[testit01]

FUCK CENSORSHIP!

[KiahAdele95]

funny as

[Konnayaha]

I'm not like anybody you might see or you might know, I made love to a BBC micro

[glennsibz]

i was expecting a huge boner to smash the camera

[Chevaunne2010]

i love this! just dont know why they went through maindee, and baneswell to get to the handpost lol! saw this being recorded in baneswell, and was well confused to see a robot lol!

[scragz69]

lol @ walkin str8 past tj's.... i miss it :(

[Andrichus]

my house is in this video, partially concealed behind a van.

apparently one of my brothers was in the shop while they were filming.

why did they come to the handpost from maindee? lol

also, thats crazy, its still united news, and most shockingly: TJ's is still open!

[iamtrudy]

i am interface with my spectrum... behold!

[KANEDAVEO]

lol i live around 1.57 :L

[shawnej454]

MY HOMETOWN FTW!!!!!

GLC, one of the best! funny as fuck and still good shit to listen too!!

[vuvvuv1]

Haha, love it :D

[PsycoticRetard]

....I accidently came on my grandmothers Avon mag once.... I think she sent it back...

[rooflee]

Man, I f'kin' love this song!

[cababage]

you fuckin' knows ittttt!!

[tinyhulk1]

where can i download this song?

[bustaphatty]

wales is so shit, england doesn't even want it becuase its full of cunts.

[despicablenerd]

This is awesome. Without doubt the greatest band ever from wales.

[REECH321]

i was in my work van passing the vid shoot on newport bridge hanging out the window shouting glc r fukin sound and they edited me out.poor show.

[nathanroberts1]

Long walk from Somerton to the Hand Post just for 10 fags.

[12398716]

newport!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kylaskicuspus]

i think he is on about being stonnned then walking to the shop for fags he feels like a robot walking because he is high

[kylaskicuspus]

go newport to caerphilly to cardiff nuf respet rep your ends cuz.

[vauxnut]

haha @ TJ's :D

[ClownBoy41]

this song is fucking class

[Randomnessssssssss]

they can sing wa u on? ive met em (Y) screw u all (Y)

[ogiogiiluvpop]

Me tooo lloll xx they r rubbish they cnt sing hehe x

[JadeBoyd1994]

i 1st heard of them on "Snog Marry Avoid" :D xx

[solarizzzzed1]

goldie lookin beasty boys:)

[kylaskicuspus]

@solarizzzzed1 you are a retard beasty boys are stupid ny rappers with black orientation you carnt compare them they are completly diferent thats like having a straight homosexual.

[tapefilms]

i bet whoever wrote that graffiti "ur mam got a penis" is well chuffed

[slipknotmaggot4eva1]

They cut out about 3/4 of the intro. AND ALL OF THE FUCKING OUTRO!

[EminorFunkyBannana]

omg adam is soo fit on snog marry avoid <3 i love him i love it wen he was like can u electricute ppl pod? lol <3 love u adam xx

[MyHeroCaiaphus]

Me an my mates did this whils't dpissed at the Endorset festival.

I'm a motherfucking robot.

Good times.

[Arawwra]

these was on snog marry avoid, Leisure wear ;) i love them for there music more because you got to know them better

[Xxhellokitty22xX]

hehe they were on snog marry avoid, lol, its funny

[ogiogiiluvpop]

These geeks was on snog marry avoid

[Coolchild86]

I just watched that on bbc iplayer funnily enough lol

[ogiogiiluvpop]

Haha these geeks was on snog marry avoid ...

[JoShBlAdE10]

Who the Fuck are these clowns haha what a shit hole

[kingsesh1]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU? YOU CLOWN!

[FOARP]

Damn, the 80's are getting on 30 years ago now and you still haven't learned? The Spectrum upgraded to the 128K quite nicely, and actually had games designed for it rather than getting every other system's off-casts.

Put simply, my mate Ian Wright had a Commodore 64, and he was a Kylie Minogue fan. 'nuff said.

[richardmaudsley77]

@FOARP The spectrum upgraded shitty. You had the choice :buy a new machine and have incompatability out the arse, or you had a ram pack that fell off when you typed. The C64's 128kb replacement actually had better graphics, unlike the later speccys. Not to mention a normal c64 could take 2 megabytes in a cart that would never fall off.

Better keyboard, better graphics, better sound, better upgrades. The later speccys had cool cases, but were still shit.

spot the snes under his telly?

[kylaskicuspus]

@FOARP fuck off geek you know fuck all about the music dick ,,,,uh actually the spectrum is gay and they relesed shit games to uh hu hu hu durr.

[FOARP]

@kylaskicuspus - Yes, and?

[kylaskicuspus]

@FOARP and you like having the larst word dont you geek and yes you will reply because you are a geeky gay no one gives a shit about the shitty spectrm or political correctness the tune is hot so fuck you no one cares.

[SQUIZZLER24]

Newport is the best city in the world.

[Bevy0001]

@SQUIZZLER24

lols @ "Newport is the best city in the world" worst sh#t hole going.

[TheBury29]

agree, Newport's the best

[SQUIZZLER24]

Yeah, but it's the best worst shit hole going. lol

[edbennett12]

lol this is what happens when u get really high..even the lyrics say "wanna be a f*cking robot after smoking loads of draw"

[defuse73]

lol i know right?

[georgiatrump]

i am a robot a robot haha

[l14mk]

I LIVE IN THAT SHITTY CITY

[HannahVictoriaLauren]

@l14mk sameee "/ lmfaoo

[inuyasha5114]

@l14mk bullshit! really?

[xXABSZEEXx]

@l14mk really? im from newport to :L

[Cleariously]

@l14mk Hey Lee, sup? XD

FISH

[emozzrule]

@l14mk

same lol

[heofz]

@l14mk is that Epsom?

[Twicks1992]

@heofz ...newport mate

[JobeDavies]

@l14mk AND ME !!

[inuyasha5114]

@l14mk fuckign LOL!

[hayes903]

@l14mk don't diss Newport oh btw i don't live there i don't even live in Wales but still it's legend

[glynceivilla]

Sounds like Bloggins. "I just done a poo Bra!"

[TheStepho67]

best rappers ever.or is that racist

[addaminsain]

nope, they are the best.

[adamcharney]

Guns don't kill people; rappers do. I seen it in a documentary on BBC 2....

[spoonspoiler]

@TheStepho67

Not at all...Public Enemy are the best punk band ever!

[runeboard99]

@TheStepho67

lol LEARN HOW TO DECIPHER MUSIC gENRES

GLC aint rappers, they are Lyrical trolls, YOU KNOWS IT!

[junkybabes]

@TheStepho67 nope not racist... better than best rappers ever...

[jace7]

Pure perfection~!!

[doozerwelsh]

i dont think i would still be alive if it wasnt for the Chain

[BSRDefiance]

F***ing Awesome video!

This is exactly what modern life can do to people.

[JobeDavies]

ive been in the shop he bought fags in, im chuffed

[SuperDiscombobulator]

"...like C-3P0 but with pubes and hair"

LOL

[DoctorBrute]

funky!

[lfctwentytwo]

ur mam got a penis haha love the glc forever! their latest album is good but not like their old stuff!

[laurenandliam]

Eggsy has gone too far!

[JobeDavies]

@laurenandliam he thinks he's robocop

[boydegg]

Newport!

[jozzz93]

i am from newport and this song iss FUCKINN AMAZINGG haha ;](L)

[lambeboi77]

ha weapon...!

[sorae1991]

im from aberdare wooo!

[metalmosher18]

YER AND THEY'RE WELSH

[8791yarmot]

What does it mean, what does it mean?? GENIUS....

[porkandbeans1991]

oh aye. you're a good lad...

[harrysnotter]

He sounds like a welsh Captain Carnage

[xxxguitarhero]

ur mam got a penis

[roflcoppterlol]

smoking terminates

[mqbssrh]

Robots don't get tired pal.

[SteIivo]

lol, he walked from one part of newport to the other for fags, passing like 6 shops on the way.

[jayhasfoundya]

Got ticks to see dese at December SAFE!

[monkeyswithcameras]

this is genious!

[EricClaptonEC]

going 2 see them in Newcastle cant wait!!!!!

[SAMPLE08]

when are they on? i live in newcastle