Eminem - My Mom Lyrics Relapse HQ

[STaTiiXMuZiiK]

"Imma lay the chorus first" ....god the people making lyric videos fail

[EleStRAGo007]

He dissed his mother lool

[ImNayNay1]

he dosent say money comes first; he says let me hit the chours first

[TheTeddylord]

Its not 2010 its 2002 5:06

[johnthompson1515]

I dont know why eminem downs this album. Its better than recoverry in my opinion

[suir1000]

@johnthompson1515 I love both, but I see Recovery more of an explanation of why he was gone. In Relapse, he was still kinda on drugs, so I think he might have felt like, "Who gives a fuck if I was gone?" But yeah. Lol

[DX1420]

hq my ass

[SuperCartman89]

8==D~~~ hehehe cum...

[kjswagrules]

The like bar is the size of my penis

[IANLWU25]

13 dislike !

Nice try eminem's mom !!



[ChowDownGAMES]

@IANLWU25 nice attempt at getting thumbs up faggot..

[IANLWU25]

@ChowDownGAMES LOL

[ChowDownGAMES]

@IANLWU25 LOLOL

[MadMinoraur]

13 people took a white crayon and colored a fuckin zebra. 

[laurieannmackinnon]

Go grab a white crayon and colour a fucking zebra!

[21centrysaints]

like if this relates to you

[themanthatcooks1]

You gonna die if you dislike..

[icwsi]

@themanthatcooks1 13 times died em's mom

[justinrocks211]

if you dislike your a cock

[getback4444]

2:20 Sit there in one fucking place, finicking*

[masterassassin7]

13 people disliked Eminem. I don't know who they are where they live or why they did it.

But i will find them.

And i will kill them.

[iamyourmom2]

Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner!

[thejohnthebomb1]

see that green bar is how much money i have to pay and that red bar is how much money i have

[jomoma785]

@thejohnthebomb1 :(

[markevans546]

EMINEM'S MOM MADE 13 ACCOUNTS TO DISLIKE THIS COMMENT

[yeeeahboyeee123]

@markevans546 to dislike this comment?

[markevans546]

@yeeeahboyeee123 sorry i mean video i was thinking about comments that's why

[elizabethzuniga1992]

My gf said she didnt like eminem..now shes single, HAHA sike shes in the trunk :)

[mavbrown1]

idk why eminem always says this album wasnt that good...... it was AMAZING

[fashiongirlxoxo100]

haha this song is funny (:

[LittleBlade11]

I tried to avoid this song so much, but I just couldn't resist to the valium :D WHAT AN AMAZING SONG!

[snakeyist]

its a (rack) fell in k mart

[kalliethorn]

....thats different

[EmilyMckinley0414]

Cause i'm my momm.... 'o'

[horseluver1811]

i ran out of xanax and valium.......

[premmark1]

eminem is nothin like his frekin mother 

[mitchness98]

13 people r eminems mom

[Lovebug5538]

My stepdad loved valium and lots of drugs, thats why I'm gone, I'm gone

[thebeatles4ever3]

My mom, Insane, and beautiful are my favorites off of Relapse!

[huttylion]

even i hate most shit eminem puts out nowadays, nothing like he used to be <3 im mostlymetal and screamo, but i fucking love these funny ass eminem, like seriously no matter what type of music you like everyone can find something good out of these "old" eminem songs

[KiidDivine3]

i hate my mom

[VelozitySwag]

Eminem's Mom made 12 accounts to dislike this video,her goal was 100 but she had to go do some drugs.

[saphiremoon230]

@VelozitySwag 13 accounts now

[nascarsforlosers10]

ems mom created 12 fake profiles to dislike this song 12 times

[kissmybutt182]

the dislike bar is the size of my penis <3

[TheToolSound]

@kissmybutt182 Mines smaller...:)

[kissmybutt182]

@TheToolSound sounds nice

[EditsArena]

@kissmybutt182 not the sort of thing you admit?LL

[samwzeer97]

he just told vevo to bend over

[Bolero5097]

0:18 its aight imma lay the chorus first LOOOL.

[11scruffles]

thumbs for this dude massive amount of #swag

[oIHiTMaNIo]

@armyman1433 Fuck off!

[jackichan333]

@armyman1433 fuck you twice :D

[jailynwoods]

@armyman1433 Obviously You Are One Of Those Chain Email Idiots

Shut Up And Fuck Off 3 Times ;D

[stickfiguresmaster]

@armyman1433 fuck you 4th! and i slept with your mom last night

[DestinyAwakens]

@stickfiguresmaster HAHAHA. Awesome X'D *High Five*

[stickfiguresmaster]

@DestinyAwakens dam right *high five* XD!

[DestinyAwakens]

@stickfiguresmaster Lmao. Legend! XD

[stickfiguresmaster]

@DestinyAwaken sub me?

[DestinyAwakens]

@stickfiguresmaster Suuure.

[iToxic1337]

@DestinyAwakens lol wtf

[mrtonofclay2]

does the background look like jeopardy or is it just me?

[yerrihsrafynigka]

@mrtonofclay2 its just you

[metaldemonseanknels]

i overdosed on my mom's valium O.o

[twotzz28]

for eminem fans checkout my eminem life mix with songs from when he was poor to rich a bit of booty drugs and his best old songs finishing with when i'm gone just search youtube for twotzz there are 4 parts enjoy warning explicit language and adult themes

[StephanieJuliaaXx]

11 peoples moms sent them to bed with out zanex

[masterassassin7]

Sing this in class and getting sent to the counciler..Incase theres any ''Issues'' Involving home..

Have the cunts ever heard of eminem?

[chamane96]

<3

[5494sarah]

Way to go, you fucking grammer nazi. Relax. It was a careless grammatical error. Damn. Just enjoy the music for God's sake!!

[ThaWunNOnly]

@5494sarah ohemmgeeez yu made a grammir mis steak on youtooobz itz da end ov da w0rld!!

[projectbrownman]

Eminem is actually quite the fucked up individual isn't he?

[5494sarah]

Name another rapper that who can say what eminem can says? He''s a genius

[th3m8ngtree]

@5494sarah Unlike you, you're a dumb ass.

"Name another rapper that who can say what eminem can says? He"s a genius"

"that who can" < makes NO sense. "what eminem can says?" makes NO sense and it's "he's" not "he"s"

[476ross]

@th3m8ngtree what a dick!



[rtrgrl78]

Lol!



[SuperAvenger2012]

there should be a music video for this:)

[jessikahallington]

isnt this the one she sued him for

[FiNeKiLleEr1996]

if you dislike Eminem your a bitch

[charlesinator5]

@FiNeKiLleEr1996 wow way to call my mom a bitch

[476ross]

11 people have gay dads

[daddytangee]

3203 watson pills i jus snorted.....hit the spot

[AveryBaetzel101]

His old music was better? some people say that...but....they have mental issues. EMIN3M is amazing. STILL a legend

[MrM4RK1]

1 of the best songs on relapse

[Manstarr29]

remember the book titled "a Child called it" ? that book was based on eminem's childhood. :p

[shelbie1209]

emienem is a fckinn geniuss <3 (:

[MrM4RK1]

@shelbie1209 he failed ninth grade genius

[shelbie1209]

@MrM4RK1 haha ur mental ; i ment at his songs genuis (: loserr.

[MrM4RK1]

@shelbie1209 sure y not faggot

[shelbie1209]

@MrM4RK1 hun you dont make any sense go back to the 1st grade (: . kthanksbyeee <3

[FuzzyCareBear69]

Not sure why everyone is hatin' on the Relapse CD. "His old music was better". Bullshit. He still is one of the best rappers ever. He is one of the very few with actual talent. His music is genius, old and new.

[TecnikLord]

@FuzzyCareBear69 actual talent?every one has actual talent eminem has godly talent and no one is hatin on it what are you a fucking fuzzy care bear?

[AaahImOnFire11]

@TecnikLord nobody is going to like that comment

[TecnikLord]

@AaahImOnFire11 i never said they would geeze

[AaahImOnFire11]

@TecnikLord haha i was just joking<3

[TecnikLord]

@AaahImOnFire11 oh so you think a heart  fixes it?

[TecnikLord]

Respond to this video...  lol

[ugotsniped125]

i laughed the whole song

[FuzzyCareBear69]

slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I aint playin'. Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra - That is the best line ever written - EVAR!

[masterassassin7]

@FuzzyCareBear69 I said that in class when my teacher was being a cunt and wouldnt leave me alone.

[TheLeBronJames6Fan]

99% of my life i've been lied to. I just found out that my Mom does more dope than I do. I told her I'd grow up to become a famous rapper, do a song about drugs and name it after her.

Eminem keeps his promises.

[XxDaDaRkNiTeXx]

Why does he say Dr. Dre 2010? In another song he said Dr. Dre 2020. Can someone explain it to me? (:

[ayayayvic]

@XxDaDaRkNiTeXx Because he's fucking amazing. that's why.

[XxDaDaRkNiTeXx]

@XxDaDaRkNiTeXx Haha, whatever he does we don't deserve to testify because he's a bad ass.

[Thekingofwhatnow]

my mom luvz helium

[greysmusicfan1]

This dude is amazing, he's the real thing. I love how this dude doesn't just rap about love or a girl, he raps about life.

[jackfrostyfrost]

Keen for some Valyum...

[Larki13]

My VAAAA-AAAA-LLL-YUM!!!!!!!!

LOL. That part cracks me up every time. Now THAT's how you use Autotune, folks.

[huggable1903]

:) I LOVE IT <3 eminem

[MusicFreak7891]

In the song, My Name Is, he says.. "I told my mom i would be a famous rapper, make a record about doing drugs and name it after her".... 10 years later he makes this song....

[bigv226]

@MusicFreak7891 well, it came out 10 years later, i think he wrote it alot earlier, like most relapse songs i believe, i mite be wrong

[366alexandra]

Hey look who didn't like the song, seems like his mom has disliked 11 times, tht bratty bitch...

[InstantKillah0]

why is he talkking bout my mom like that ?? :X

[jlstrong1012239]

@InstantKillah0 well listen to more songs she was horible 2 him he had a really bad childhood

[EltonMarkHuerta]

@jlstrong1012239 no, what he meant is his mom got the same attitude of Shady's mother.

[996Gogeta]

i REALLLY LIKE THIS SONG.

[conman7323]

know every word lol :)

[8309Blue]

child support? your father aint sent the shit so what if he did? its none of your dang business kid haha

[dahfull789]

i need 11 bullets

[angelfrescki]

its like happy mothers day lol

[SaFL96]

wait a min this aint dinner this is paint thinner!! my grandma lived down the road from eminem they were people to avoid haha

[SaFL96]

wait a min this aint dinner this is paint thinner!!

[curtisisadog]

Relapse is really underestimated, I think its one of his strongest lyrically!!! considering what he came out of, addiction and Proof dieing.

[AmeyLuvsU]

"Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't playin'

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra!"

LOLOLOLOL xD Gotta go get me some black paper, too!

[ar0nbeishuizen]

hahaha you can buy my mom on Itunes

[oxoXEmmieXoxo]

@ar0nbeishuizen lmfao 

[sillywillysmarty]

@ar0nbeishuizen EVIL! You made me spit my drink out. XD You deserve an award.

[ar0nbeishuizen]

@sillywillysmarty haha thanks man, glad my reaction is appreciated (:

[annaisawesome2000]

<3 Valium

[IAmYungJerzey]

GO COLOR A FUCKIN' ZEBRA!!!

[Peytree]

the dislike bar is the size of justin bieber's penis

[MVNirvaD]

@Peytree No, he doesn't even have one...

[cod4lifeey]

soz about the 11 dislikes.... god dam neighbours -_-

[chrisnalder]

what if i dont want to buy ur mum on itunes (underneaththe likes/dislikes bar)

[iiAmGoonerHaz]

@chrisnalder then don't you nesbit

[eminem334455]

thats because i loveee condoms with lots of cum

that was at the end of underground

[Rawrmeansilyindino14]

LOL!!! Funnyyyy songgggggg :PPPP

[FizzPopFudgeMoney]

I love it underneath the likes/dislikes it says "Buy My Mon On iTunes. :L

[wildcat29t]

he said in the beggining "im gonna let the chorus run first".....

[Metroid0therM]

lshidmtamsfo

[grimtrix420]

This song tastes like salad rolls and peanut sauce ..

[dahfull789]

3:27 <333 oh god i love that part!

[WavyKid13]

i think his mom dropped him out of an airplane when he was little

[EminemDrDRE100]

Debbie thank u 4 givin birth 2 the greatest rapper alive

[KeypAH]

2:19 it's spit, not spin.

[TEKS4LIFE]

ur a fuckin idiot, "aight, money comes first," you fuckin tool 

[dahfull789]

i sang this in front of my momma, im lucky because my mom ain't that good at english :)

[SuperGraphicz]

@xToxicPenguin haahaa he put money comes first haahahahahahahhhahhahahahahaha­hah !!!

[7Red9]

To 11 ppl ... go find a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra

[cutie3365]

Ok i didnt know some of the words BEFORE the lyrics but i knew the more clear words :)

[AnthonysGaay13]

i Think He Loves His Mom : D

[sexyaustin123]

Relapse was a great album who else thinks so?

[EminemDrDRE100]

@sexyaustin123 i do

[poolpopper]

the beginna "yeahs" sounded like encore and it god me excited for a second.. nope

[emmaleighhowse]

find a white crayon and color yourself a fucken zebra........ :)